Chapter 1 The Ghost Hunting System(1/2)
Anli Township.
In a mourning hall.
There is endless paper money and cigarettes.
Chu Hao was wearing a monk's robe, bare-headed, and chanting, "The old god is free."
As Chu Hao was reciting, his stomach suddenly became constipated with a slight constipation. He immediately couldn't help it. He got up and asked where the toilet was, and ran out.
Squatted in the pit and lit a cigarette.
"It feels so comfortable." After Chu Hao laxative, he couldn't help but say something.
Suddenly! In the closed toilet, a cold voice spoke: "Hello."
This cold and lonely voice appeared, which scared Chu Hao so much that he shivered. The cigarette in his hand fell into the pit, and his back became furious.
I looked around and saw no one here?
Although I don’t believe that there are ghosts in the world, I am very scared and my feet are trembling.
"You... do you have extra paper?"
Chu Hao breathed a sigh of relief. It turned out to be the other side of the toilet. The men's and women's toilets were separated by a wall, and the pits in the countryside were like this.
Chu Hao: "Miss, can you speak so suddenly? I'm shocked."
The voice opposite said apologetically: "Sorry, can you... give me some? I was anxious just now, and I didn't bring any paper.
Chu Hao recalled the girl's voice and felt it was quite nice, and said, "Yes, I'll give it to you now."
"Thanks."
Look, it's still a polite girl.
Chu Hao took out the wrapping paper, and suddenly a cold and serious voice appeared in his mind.
"The system of ghost-catching and pretending to behave is turned on. The host "Chu Hao", an atheist, has been ordinary all his life. He is pretending not to behave as a man but is pretending to behave. He is the best candidate for the system of ghost-catching and pretending to behave."
"The ghost-catching and pretending system starts to load..."
The cold voice scared him again, his hands trembled, and the paper fell into the pit, and he widened his eyes.
"Damn it!!"
Chu Hao couldn't help but curse and swear as he saw the wrapping paper fall into the pit. Now he just pulled out one and fell all into it.
"What's wrong."
The girl on the other end was also shocked by Chu Hao.
Chu Hao was embarrassed: "Paper...the paper fell into the pit."
"Ah!! What should I do?"
The voices opposite were full of anxiety. She was anxious and did not bring paper or even a cell phone, otherwise she could call and have someone deliver it.
Chu Hao was confused by the sound in his mind, and he continued, "I have two more pictures, but it's not enough! Otherwise, I'll use them first and get them for you."
"No, I'll use it first."
The girl was anxious. She didn't want people to see her embarrassing side.
Chu Hao was immediately unhappy. The paper belongs to me, how can you use it first!
If you are a beautiful beauty, then forget it, but if you have a fat woman with thick arms and fat waists, wouldn’t that be a big loss?
Chu Hao felt that the other party was not good-looking and could not see much, so he said lightly: "One hundred yuan per card."
The silence opposite said, "Okay, give it to me."
Chu Hao was happy and threw a piece of paper over. The girl opposite immediately screamed: "Is this... this paper? Are you playing with me?"
A thin piece of paper, if it is used to wipe the fart, wouldn't it be pierced?
Chu Hao coughed dryly and said guiltily: "Have you ever used wrapping paper? One piece of paper is stacked in two pieces, one is given to you, and I'll use another one."
"You...you...bastard."
It can be seen that the girl opposite was almost gone.
Chu Hao ignored her and left after wiping. He didn't believe that the other party would sell a piece of paper for 100 yuan.
When he returned to the mourning hall, he was a little surprised by the sound in his mind just now. Could it be that he was too tired and had hallucinations?
But he didn't think much about it and stepped into the mourning hall.
"Ding... The ghost-catching and pretending system has been loaded, and the host "Chu Hao" has obtained a gift package for level 1 novices."
"Ding... Obtain character attributes."
The character attributes suddenly appeared in Chu Hao's mind, as clear as a three-dimensional image. Is this the legendary virtual technology?
Host: Chu Hao.
Intern Ghost Hunter: Level 1 (up to level 9, reaching the apprentice Ghost Hunter)
Experience value: 0000/1000
Pretending value: 0
Mana: 0
System prompt: Three minutes later, Li Meiqing's ghost appeared, and the target was the relatives of Soul-Scouting. Please prepare in advance.
Chu Hao widened his eyes, he felt a little dazed, feeling unreal, and then he was extremely excited and ecstatic.
The golden finger system that is often seen in novels?
I have such a day too!!
Ghost hunting and pretending system?
Damn.
Is there really a ghost?
When Chu Hao was stunned, a angry girl came to the direction of the pit. She was about eighteen years old and looked so beautiful. She looked like a pool of clear water, very cute.
Although she was wearing mourning clothes, she could see that her figure under the mourning clothes were prominent, and Anna was colorful and imaginative.
The girl also saw Chu Hao and was stunned and said, "Chu Hao?"
"Mu Yuxun!"
When Chu Hao saw the girl, he felt like the sky was dark. Damn it wasn't that coincidental, right?
Mu Yuxun, a high school goddess-level school beauty, can chasing her a highway, and most importantly, Chu Hao and her are still classmates.
However, it's just that coincidental.
Mu Yuxun was shocked and angry, pointed at Chu Hao's nose and cursed: "Bastard, is you the person in the bathroom just now?"
Mu Yuxun was really angry. The thin piece of paper just now almost made her collapse. Her buttocks were too big, so she used it carefully and never felt so embarrassed. Now that I came back, I still have to bring the paper back and continue to wipe it.
She is a goddess-level school beauties. Such embarrassing things are actually related to this bastard. Maybe Chu Hao will go to school to confuse the public.
Chu Hao was shocked and quickly said with a hand: "Donor, you have recognized the wrong person, I am lonely."
Mu Yuxun was wearing a mourning dress and said angrily: "Your lonely sister, Miss I turned into ash, knows you, but she actually tricked her into my aunt's house."
Speaking of which, there is still a bad fate. Mu Yuxun was cheated of fifty dollars by Chu Hao at school.
This little money doesn't matter. The most hateful thing is that Chu Hao told her that her love luck has come. She met a good time at the Sanchakou of the school. She had been looking forward to it for a long time, but it rained heavily that day, and a car passed by at a very fast speed, splashing the rain on the ground, making her wet.
She knew Chu Hao, who turned into ashes.
Chu Hao is in trouble, and it is really troublesome to meet this school beauty.
The two people's dispute attracted people in the mourning hall. A middle-aged man came over and asked, "Yu Xun, what's going on?"
Mu Yuxun pointed at Chu Hao and said, "Uncle, he is my high school classmate, not a monk, this person is a fortune teller."
How could Chu Hao let her expose it! He hurriedly said: "Donor, you may have recognized the wrong person. I don't know the Chu Hao you mentioned."
The middle-aged man looked at Chu Hao. The young monk was about eighteen years old. He had a big bald head and a monk's robe. He was handsome and simple, not like a liar.
"Yu Xun, have you recognized the wrong person?"
Mu Yuxun became even more angry when she heard that her uncle didn't believe her. Her chest was undulating. She strode away, afraid of being on Chu Hao's bald head.
Mu Yuxun smiled brightly: "I heard from people that you usually like to disguise yourself, but your bald head is fake."
Then, she pulled hard, and a piece of her face was removed, and Chu Hao's hair was also exposed.
Chu Hao cursed inwardly that those bastards actually betrayed him.
"Um?"
The middle-aged man looked at him and his face showed anger.
The dead people at home were in a bad mood. Now there are still scammers who have tricked them into the mourning hall. This is a great shame.
The middle-aged man sternly said, "Turn out."
To be continued...