Chapter 644 Eat a tricky three-piece suit and break another vest(1/2)
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On the seventeenth day of the twelfth lunar month, the sun and moon had disappeared for three full days and still have not risen again to this day.
The temperature in Chixian Shenzhou has been plummeting.
Thermometers distributed by local governments show that the temperature in most areas in the north has rapidly dropped to minus 30 degrees Celsius.
At this low temperature, even pig iron will gradually become brittle
Even after that round of [The Art of Sheji: A Good Harvest], which stopped the cold current from going south, the snow on the ground was still a foot deep.
Daizhou.
Some villages located in remote areas had been destroyed and abandoned at the end of the previous dynasty, when the Dragon Qi law was greatly reduced, and all the people fled.
Even if he didn't escape, he would have become the food of all kinds of "weird" people wandering around.
The major counties and cities retained the largest population during the troubled times.
Zhangjialou Village is only twenty miles away from the county seat of Xiangshui County.
On the contrary, after Hou Yan founded the country, the [Dragon Qi Law Ban] was reopened, and the first batch of villages restored the fireworks.
Along with the return of the people, there is also a Zhang Family Village with planned "mortuary" and "immortality house".
The main function is not to provide a shelter for people who have died in a foreign land like other yizhuangs in the old days, but to... store zombies!
In Yi Zhuang, a burly figure raised his head to look at the clock on the wall for an unknown number of times, his thick eyebrows frowning more and more tightly.
He was a little silly, and there was a little anxiety in his eyes that didn't look very smart.
“The hour has passed long ago, why haven’t the goods promised by the county come yet?
Could it be that you lost your way in the dark?"
Unable to wait any longer, Zhang Biao suddenly stood up, and an inexplicable evil spirit burst out from his body.
The rustling sounds in the dark snow outside suddenly fell silent.
According to legend, if a tiger gives birth to three sons, one of them must be a tiger. The tiger is the most ruthless and evil, and can eat tiger cubs.
"Biao" is Tiger's third son and the extra child.
Due to limited nurturing capacity, female tigers usually only give birth to two cubs, and the third cub born very occasionally is Biao.
Biao was thin and frail due to congenital malnutrition, and he only had brown fur on his body, but no black stripes like tiger skin.
The tigress doesn't recognize such a child, won't feed it, and even kicks and bites it to drive it away, causing it to die miserably in most cases.
But once he survives, the Biao is extremely powerful and ferocious, his cry is like a wolf's howl, like a lion's roar, and he has the coldest and most vicious nature among all kinds of ferocious beasts.
One tiger can defeat three tigers is not just talk.
Zhang Biao, however, is as his name suggests, with his own viciousness.
But on the other hand, in the land of Daizhou, a somewhat stupid person like him is also called Biaozi.
While Sha DaDao is responsible for guarding the village and dealing with the dead, he also has another identity - the village guard!
Most people living in the vast rural areas will be surprised to find out if they think about it for a moment.
There seems to be a person in every village who is kind-hearted and eager to help with every matter in the village. However, he is alone, and most of them have some intellectual disabilities like Biaozi.
They are the village guards.
According to legend, the village guardian was born into the world to practice cultivation, to eliminate disasters for the village, and to block all bad luck from himself. The suffering in this life is for the blessing in the next life.
The judges of the Underworld can prove that this statement is indeed correct!
The village guard Zhang Biao, who was impatient to wait, put on a cotton yellow coat that was obviously mass-produced by a garment factory, hung a hunting knife on his waist, lit a torch and walked out of the gate of Yizhuang.
He stood at the entrance of the village in the cold wind and held up the torch so that people miles away could see the light.
Silently waiting for the county messenger to deliver the goods.
I didn't care at all. After the Tengu eclipse, many [weird things] came back in this rare opportunity. The unknown night was already full of dangers.
In this way, the agreed time was delayed by almost half an hour.
Until Zhang Biao was determined to use the [Minshu·Yunzhongjinshu] which he could only use three times a month.
Finally, in the darkness, there was a crisp ringing of bells and a neat sound of jumping.
Then there was another faint orange light.
A rough male voice came from afar:
"Biaozi, come and give me a hand. I was walking in the dark at night when my foot slipped and fell into a ditch. I was badly injured."
Zhang Biao breathed a sigh of relief, and his slightly silly eyes also filled with joy:
"With these big rice dumplings, the village's corpse-powered power station is finally in place."
But just as the slightly embarrassed guard was ringing a bell, he controlled the ten zombies behind him to step into the light range of the torch.
Zhang Biao, who was about to give him a hand, unexpectedly found that the other party suddenly reached out and patted him on the shoulder. He suddenly twisted his eyebrows, took a step back and chanted loudly:
"Thousands of hammers have carved out the deep mountains, and the fire has burned them as if it were nothing. I am not afraid of my bones being shattered into pieces, I want to leave my innocence in the world. [Official Art: Lime Chant]!"
With a wave of his hand, a white light shot out towards the escort.
Zhila!
"ah--!"
The escort let out a shrill scream, as if his eyes were really burned by a handful of quicklime, and he staggered back, covering his face.
As everyone knows, "Ode of Lime" is a poem written by Yu Tingyi in green seal script during his lifetime.
Ordinary people use poetry to clarify their aspirations, and they have the blessing of great power. The more consistent their mind and nature are, the stronger their power will be.
This [official technique] has little effect on ordinary people, but it can cause tons of damage to weird monsters and other unclean things.
Many common people and officials who are qualified to borrow the law call it the quicklime of the Taoist version, which shows how powerful it is.
This is also the standard starting move when encountering trouble during dream training.
I saw a strange shadow that looked like Mimou Huhu, and as expected, it was beaten out of Eschai's body by [Song of Lime].
Zhang Biao's second move was immediately connected:
"I praise the beauty of the water mirror, and the harsh wind overnight changes the past. I am not too cold to the bone, and only the ice is left to illuminate the man's eyebrows. [Official Art·Ice Mirror]!"
An icy blue light suddenly flashed in his eyes, and in an instant he used the method of mirror observation to reveal the details of this strange shadow.
[Children's Play·Sneaky Pat on the Shoulder]:
The concept of guile has no substance and cannot be used as a red seal. It can only kill and injure mortals.
[Commandments and taboos: From a children's game, one person is a ghost, and the others are hiding. As long as you tap the person's shoulder and cover the three fires on the shoulder, the identity of the "ghost" will be passed on to the other person.
I will only lose three years of my life and suffer a serious illness.
If you don’t photograph the next person within a day, you will be eaten alive by the ghost in your body!]
In other words, after the escort accidentally got tricked while walking at night, he had the idea of transferring the trick into Zhang Biao's body.
However, the village guard, who was stupid but simple-minded, saw through it keenly and was caught off guard.
Ignoring the escort who was retreating in a hurry, Zhang Biao threw away the torch, pulled out the hunting knife from his waist, and continued to chant:
"Too white, too white, phoenix and dragon scales. Flying talismans cut off the evil atmosphere. If there are evildoers, their traces will disappear. Divine power is everywhere, eating tricks and swallowing demons. Be as urgent as the law!"
As soon as the curse was spoken, a white light suddenly flashed on the hunting knife, and it had been blessed by the divine power of [Cheating Knife Eater].
The whole person roared violently, like a ferocious tiger descending from the mountain, carrying a terrifying fishy wind, and suddenly rushed in front of the [Children's Play·Slap on the Shoulder], and slashed the owl's head.
The Fayou Yuanling from Mr. Wang also wiped out this weird thing in an instant.
Seventy percent of them fell into the belly of [Heaven and Earth Furnace], adding another handful of firewood for Wang Yuan to break through [Tianxian Pass].
The remaining 30% fell on Zhang Biao, causing his Qi and blood tactics to suddenly break through the [Taoist] realm.
"Hahaha, Biaozi thanks his parents for food and clothing, Mr. Wang, for giving them food!"
Inheriting Mr. Wang's consistent fighting style of [Quick Lime], [Knife Cooking and Eating Tricks], plus a [Magic Weapon Borrowing Technique: Mace] to conquer people with virtue, it has become the standard equipment of every trick hunter today.
It’s because of this three-piece suit.
Countless people shouted: "Eating weird things is the righteous law of heaven and earth, practicing the great way", and began to actively pursue those weird things that they were afraid of avoiding in the past.
A bloody storm was set off in a place where the Dragon Qi Law was hard to reach.
Never ask which ones they are, never ask how many there are, just where they are!
This group of people is backed by the Great Yanxian Dynasty, the strongest gang in Chi County and China today. They have no sense of martial ethics and will only sway people if they can't be defeated.
Those [weird] ones really beat the younger ones, and when the old ones come, even the most awesome [weird] ones will eventually be unable to withstand it.
Become a dish on the human table.
The offensive and defensive situation of both sides suddenly reversed!
All the weird things that dared to look at the loopholes in the Dragon Qi Law were trapped in the vast sea of foodies... ah no, it was the people's war.
To be continued...