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Chapter 266: Painted Pear Clothes: Godzilla taught me to jerk off(1/2)

Lu Chen controlled the tablet. This thing was completely a "senior machine". The various settings were explained very clearly. If it didn't work, it would be connected to Norma. You could just tell it where you want to go.

The sightseeing elevator had several days to go. Lu Chen stopped the elevator at a point before reaching the ice cellar. After entering a pillar-like building, he descended to the ground.

"Warning, there are large beasts in the park, please double-check whether the door is open."

Norma's buzzer sounded in the elevator. This was mainly to prevent students from entering the wild park by mistake and unarmed.

Lu Chen pressed the door open button again, the elevator stopped prompting, the glass door opened, and they entered the green garden.

Because there was artificial rainfall just yesterday, the air was very humid, and the fragrance of earth and flowers flowed into the nose, refreshing people.

It took the two of them about half an hour to reach the bamboo forest. It wasn't because the distance was too far or because they were walking slowly.

The main reason is that everything Eriyi sees along the way is very strange and she wants to observe more.

After entering the bamboo forest, they finally saw the "large beasts" that Norma had warned about... the giant pandas.

Eriki looked at these cute little guys with little stars in her eyes. She had only seen these cute animals on TV and anime before, but now she could see them face to face.

And Godzilla said that she could touch it and see.

The giant pandas in the bamboo forest were lying on the ground comfortably. After finishing their "afternoon tea", these animals are always in a lazy state.

In addition to people's nicknames, they are also called "living fossils".

Because they probably appeared in the late Miocene, about 8 million years ago in geological time. In the long-term and severe competition for survival and natural selection, many animals of their time have become extinct, but the giant panda is the strongest survivor.

Those who have the upper hand have become "living fossils" and have been preserved to this day...but they have become endangered animals inexplicably.

The bite force of the giant panda's split teeth is comparable to that of the brown bear, and second only to the polar bear among bears.

Their running speed can reach up to fifty kilometers per hour, nearly fourteen meters per second, which is faster than those students with A-level bloodlines.

If you are in a wild mountain forest, even a tiger, the overlord of the forest, will avoid its sharp edge when encountering a giant panda. Smart beasts never choose powerful opponents.

So Norma’s reminder is not unreasonable. These cute, round, black and white guys are truly beasts.

The giant pandas were leisurely and contented, but suddenly they heard movement at the other end of the jungle. They turned around and looked over, wondering who dared to step into their territory.

You must know that they are omnivores. Although bamboo is their favorite, they do not eat meat.

In the almost wild state of Kassel College, these big guys are very ferocious inside, and they are not cute creatures that only wallow in food fed by humans.

At first, the giant pandas roared in their throats, threatening the two humans walking from a distance. In the minds of wild animals, they will not take the initiative to attack those seemingly tall creatures, but if the other party continues to approach, it will be considered an invasion.

their territory.

Any wild animal has a strong sense of territory. After two humans cross a certain boundary, they will no longer issue threats, but will bounce up from the ground with their round bodies and pounce on their prey.

The pandas got up.

The pandas are running.

The pandas... lay down.

There were three pandas that started to move. When they rushed to a place more than ten meters in front of the two humans, they suddenly felt frightened from the bottom of their hearts.

The human boy glared at them, making their scalps numb and the black and white hairs all over their bodies standing on end.

In the intuition of wild animals, it is like a dark natural disaster, and death-like pressure instantly envelopes them. As if facing a super-dimensional top predator, the self-defense instinct of the biological brain almost makes them freeze in suspended animation.

It wasn't until the boy withdrew his eyes that the giant pandas felt the pressure disappear and fell to the ground weakly.

It's so scary.

Before they could react, they heard the heavenly voice of a human girl, "Godzilla, don't scare them."

Eryi could feel the fear of these giant pandas, so she bent down, reached out and touched the round head of the largest panda in the lead. It was furry and felt great.

"Godzilla, look, they are so well-behaved."

Seeing that the giant pandas didn't resist, Hui Liyi touched other places like "advancing", such as the furry and soft belly. The giant panda even turned over in cooperation, exposing its belly.

If giant pandas could talk, they would definitely want to say at this time, "We don't want to be so good, but you are too scary to the bears."

Yes, when they got closer, they felt that the human girl holding her hand was so scary. It was the pressure from the bloodline of advanced creatures, as if if they resisted, they would die without any body parts in the next moment.

"Eriyi...I think this girl may not be what you think."

Lu Chen reluctantly explained that he couldn't say that giant pandas are also afraid of you.

The giant panda being fucked by Eriyi was filled with humiliating anger. It was the king of beasts in this area, and it was actually being played with in front of a human girl who looked so "little".

What do you think I am!?

The Ursines will never be slaves!

"Ouch~"

The giant panda couldn't help but scream when its sensitive soft flesh was touched.

Lu Chen also pinched the face of the other giant panda. It felt really good.

"It's so cute, I want to keep one."

Eriyi's eyes were as crescent-shaped as she wished she could take the big guy down there home.

Lu Chen touched Hui Liyi's head lovingly, "Hui Liyi, this is not a good idea."

It's nothing to ask the principal to give him a giant panda, but raising giant pandas in the dormitory is very bad for the school spirit. And this thing looks cute and fun, but in fact it is unlucky for a person with warrior beliefs like him.

"Ah? Why?"

Eriki didn't feel disappointed after being rejected. She just expressed emotion, not a request. Now she was a little curious as to why Godzilla said that.

"Giant pandas are also known as iron-eating beasts. Legend has it that during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, there were so many pandas that they often came to people's houses to look for food, licked cooking utensils, and even bitten the cooking utensils with their powerful teeth. They were the highest among mammals.

exist."

Lu Chen patiently explained that he had learned quite well about the ancient history of his own country.

"Ah? Can they eat iron?"

Eriyi was a little surprised.

"No, this is people's misunderstanding. They should just break into the villagers' houses and lick the remaining salt in the iron pots when there is no salt to eat. Over time, they were rumored to be iron-eating beasts."

Lu Chen felt that it was a good idea to popularize science with girls, so he continued: "And Hui Liyi, did you know that the legendary giant panda was the mount of Chi You, the ancient god of war?"

Eriki didn't quite understand what she heard, but she felt that Godzilla was very knowledgeable and looked at him with admiration, "Who is eating oil...?"

Lu Chen felt that Eliyi's pronunciation was not standard, but he didn't care, "The God of War of the Jiuli tribe in our country's myths and legends. Legend has it that he never failed in his life, only losing to the emperor in the final war, so people jokingly call him

It was the giant pandas that held him back."

"It feels like Godzilla."

Eriyi felt that "eating oil" was very powerful, but she shook her head, "Godzilla is even more powerful."

She should not have described it like that when she was defeated and died due to "eating oil".

"Of course I can't compare to characters in myths and legends."

Lu Chen smiled and shook his head. In the past, he just listened to myths and legends, but now he doubts that many things are true.

With that said, he continued, "Of course the giant pandas cannot be blamed for Chi You's defeat, but Brother Fingel has a saying that is quite interesting. He said that Chi You actually raised two giant pandas, one used as a mount to accompany him in battle, and the other

He is only responsible for acting cute...but on the day of the decisive battle, he rode the wrong horse."

"It's so careless to eat oil."

Eri Yi's focus was always strange, and Lu Chen obviously laughed for a while after hearing what Senior Brother Fingel said.

Next, after the two of them petted the cat, they walked around the "Safari Park" and rode an elephant.

…………

As time goes by, the weather in summer becomes hotter and hotter.

At the back of Kassel College, in the quarantine area opened by school workers over the past few days, several people were moving in the jungle.

"Brother Chu, lower your body a little lower and don't be so tight. That's right... that's it. Are you ready? I'll come when you're ready."

Lu Chen asked as he helped Chu Zihang adjust his posture.

"Come on, Brother Lu."

Chu Zihang nodded, with beads of sweat on his forehead. He was extremely focused.

Lu Chen retreated slightly, and struck down with the Regicide sword. With the sound of an explosion, Chu Zihang flew out and hit a big tree in the distance. The leaves rustled down.

He shook his head and said, "Your unloading force is not enough, and you still need to continue to adjust."

Chu Zihang got up from the ground. This teaching had lasted for nearly two hours. Every time he faced Brother Lu's attack, it seemed as if all the bones in his body were screaming.

"I feel like I've figured out the ropes a little bit. Let's try it again."

When Chu Zihang came back, Brother Lu was teaching him a sword technique called "Tai Chi".

He had seen this kind of sword technique before when Brother Lu and Iden fought. It was indeed an excellent force-relieving sword technique when facing an opponent whose strength exceeded his own.

When Lu Chen saw Chu Zi stationed at the airport, he swung his sword again and knocked him away.

Because Chu Zihang chose Bajiquan and Tai Chi in his melee combat class, Lu Chen started teaching his opponent this move first, and it was also the most critical move.
To be continued...
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