Chapter 125 Dogs(1/2)
Chapter 125 Bullshit
The six contestants trotted out of the aisle one after another and stepped onto the stage. However, why were there six people in the top five?
The last one to run out was Niu Ziming: "Dog! Dog! Dog!"
Acer subconsciously said: "Ah, ah, ah, ah..."
Niu Ziming: "The dog has escaped, catch it quickly!"
It turned out that the contestants were all looking at the entrance to the backstage passage, looking at the scene with envy, and Lai Worker was also there. When Ma Xiaoshu came on the stage, Lai Worker naturally followed him. Niu Ziming, who was in charge of watching the dogs, also
Ran out.
Lin Shu reacted quickly and bent down to grab it, but was passed through the crotch by the worker.
Zhou Shien stretched out her foot to block it, but was shaken away by Lai Huo's fake move.
Ma Xiaoshu was still steady and ruthless, facing the oncoming attacker with an unpretentious volley, perfectly solving the problem.
"Shit!"
"Ouch~"
Laihuo rolled to the feet of Niu Ziming, who was pursuing him. He used the instep of his left foot to stop the dog, then lifted it up, caught it with one hand, and avenged his personal revenge by slapping both Laihuo in the face, and at the same time turned around and ran back to the passage.
Already.
I made you bark at me just now!
A dog fights against human power!
This accident happened so suddenly that the whole process lasted only a few seconds, and neither He Jiyong nor the audience reacted.
The top five have excellent psychological quality.
After taking care of the dog, he trotted to Teacher He without changing his expression and lined up in a row, the clouds were calm and the wind was gentle.
He Jiyong was stunned for a while: "Oh! As soon as we came here, you all broadcast the whole accident. Now that it's over, you still pretend that nothing happened?"
Yanagisawa: "What accident?"
He Jiyong pointed in the direction of the passage: "Dog! People all over the country saw it, and the chickens and dogs were jumping around, especially Ma Xiaoshu, who kicked the dog away..."
Ma Xiaoshu put his hands behind his back and looked forward: "There is no dog! You are wrong."
Lin Shu: "Yes! How could there be a dog on the finals stage?"
He Jiyong rolled his eyes: "It was filmed! Everyone saw it on the big screen just now. The puppy raised by Ma Xiaoshu is here to work!"
Ma Xiaoshu: "I don't have a dog."
Liu Zexu put one hand in his pocket: "Yes, Ma Xiaoshu doesn't have a dog."
Acer: "That's an English song, Dog Dog, Ah Lie Ah Lie Ah Lie."
Lin Shu: "Who is a serious person to raise a dog?"
Ma Xiaoshu kicked him, who the hell are you scolding?
Zhou Shien's expression on the side was a little painful, her cheeks were hot, and she felt ashamed for the four of them. How could such a thing be ignored? We are not blind.
He Jiyong: "..."
The audience burst into laughter. These guys were so childish in their refusal to admit it.
Ma Xiaoshu looked at Teacher He: "Please start your hosting."
He Jiyong was extremely uncomfortable: "I'm really impressed by you guys... Come on! The director will replay the scene where Ma Xiaoshu kicked the dog just now on the big screen, and I'll tell him to be tough!"
As a result, the kick was played repeatedly, along with a close-up of the dog screaming.
How cruel!
He Jiyong: "How to say?"
Ma Xiaoshu said: "I understand, the program team is targeting me! They actually posted a video to discredit me on the final stage."
Yanagisawa put his hand in his pocket: "Our competition needs to be fair!"
The scene was full of laughter, so tough!
Talking nonsense with your eyes open!
He Jiyong staggered back two steps, with a look of disbelief on his face: "Pfft! You... you are so awesome! I'm convinced, okay, okay, no dog, no dog, it's just my old eyesight that's hallucinating, okay?
?”
Ma Xiaoshu: "It's okay, I forgive you."
"Ha ha ha ha……"
The scene burst into laughter again.
Zhou Shien's eyes almost popped out, could this be ignored?
Do the viewers have no idea whether there is a dog or not?
Everyone knows that the five of them just refused to admit it, which brought the live broadcast incident back and turned it into a nonsense.
In the monitoring room, Tracy Long saw a live broadcast accident at the beginning of the program and was so angry that she smashed her cell phone.
But not long after, the person in charge of the live broadcast team told her that the response to the program was very good. It fully mobilized the interactive atmosphere of the audience from the beginning, and the number of barrages was more than double that of usual times.
Long Cuiqian fell into deep thought, why was the situation always different from what she thought?
Am I wrong?
On such a serious stage as the draft competition, how can you be ridiculous?
Moreover, what about those sunspots last week? Didn’t they say they were going to fight Ma Xiaoshu to the end? Why aren’t they black today?
Is it because the friend is out of money, or is Heizi offline?
No, it's just the gangsters who have lost their minds.
Last week, for two days in a row, they posted soft articles all over the Internet with the rhythm of dark horse Xiaoshu. As a result, everyone said that they were from the Horse Protection Association, and Ma Xiaoshu was ranked first in the trending search... for three days.
Three whole days!
We are trying to discredit you, so why are you still gaining followers?
Even if you gain followers, why do you want to thank us on Weibo?
We are not the Horse Racing Association, we are professional black men. Please give us some respect! Otherwise, we will... not blackmail you.
Even Yang Li gained a lot of popularity thanks to his animated pictures with Ma Xiaoshu.
No sense!
The black men have reached a tacit agreement that this issue will not bring any heat to Ma Xiaoshu.
So in this episode, the live broadcast room was full of harmony.
On the stage, He Jiyong shook his head: "Well, Ma Xiaoshu, why did you name your dog Laihuo'er?"
Lin Shu: "He doesn't have a dog."
Liu Zexu: "I've survived it, I can say it."
Lin Shu retreated.
Ma Xiaoshu stood up: "I hope to receive more work, so I asked it to work. I was recording "Magical..." with Xue Cheng and Yang Xiaoyue.
He Jiyong interrupted: "Okay! Don't advertise other programs during the live broadcast. Lai Huo is a cute puppy. It went to "The Fascinating Life" with Ma Xiaoshu. Everyone can watch it next week
I saw it on the show.”
The five players raised their heads and looked directly at He Jiyong.
You really have double standards!
He Jiyong said confidently: "I didn't advertise! Okay, let's watch it on the big screen."
Repay the other person with his own way.
Swish swish——
On the big screen, the video of Ma Xiaoshu kicking the dog was cut out and replaced by GIF animated avatars of five people. The avatar of Ma Xiaoshu welding was the brightest.
After each person's avatar, there is also an introduction.
For example, Yanagisawa Asahi's introduction is: a talented music poet dressed in white clothes.
Ma Xiaoshu’s introduction is: The number one electric welding master in the music industry.
The show crew is very naughty.
Because Ma Xiaoshu is not suitable for using serious introduction words at all, he is not worthy, and his style is not worthy.
He Jiyong: "This game is a showdown that determines the championship. Are all the players ready? The showdown begins before the game starts, because the first thing we have to do is...pre-voting! So-called
Pre-voting means that before the start of the game, viewers across the country have a chance to vote. We will determine the order of PK based on the number of votes. This number of votes will also become the basis for subsequent voting. In other words, their results will be determined by multiple rounds of votes.
stacking, rather than a single vote..."
To be continued...