Chapter 80 I don’t have any sense of variety shows

Yang Xiaoyue was still very optimistic, waving a three hundred yuan note: "Haha! Three hundred is not a lot, and I have grilled sausages to eat again!"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Eat! If you don't have enough to eat big roots, ask me to borrow them."

The five male guests looked at Ma Xiaoshu at the same time. What are you talking about? I still eat a lot of food. I don’t have enough to borrow from you. What can I borrow? Can I borrow a sausage?

Please show your driver's license!

Yang Xiaoyue said: "Okay! I can't do anything but be the first to eat."

Ma Xiaoshu: "I can definitely eat better than you, you are second."

"I can eat two bowls of rice."

"I always use a basin, and I can eat half a catty of noodles."

"Then you win."

"Isn't it awesome?"

Ma Xiaoshu was very pleased with himself.

Yang Xiaoyue still admires 2.0, wow, he is so good at eating.

The five guests looked at each other in confusion. It turned out that these two idiots were just chatting about eating grilled sausages. We thought too much and it was a bit embarrassing.

The game session ends and the program enters the farmhouse entertainment session.

A group of resident guests in fancy clothes and Ma Xiaoshu, who was dressed simply and everyday, strolled into the village.

The guests lamented that this rural area is so real!

Yang Xiaoyue: "How is it real? It's obviously been transformed, and the real countryside is not so clean and wealthy. You city people don't even know what a countryside is..."

Ma Xiaoshu: "Grilled sausage!"

"Where?"

"Front."

Xue Cheng and Yang Zhiyou were ready to discuss with Yang Xiaoyue what the real countryside is like, and use their own inexperience to set off the down-to-earth spirit of Sister Koi. However, the two ran away and did not cooperate with the program at all.

Effect.

After eating grilled sausages, they found their first task, catching ducks. It was quite down-to-earth. There were dozens of chickens and ducks in the chicken pen, and there was a lot of chicken droppings on the ground.

Yang Zhiyou and Yang Xiaoyue went in first. Qiao Bin went in but was scared out because he was afraid of chickens.

Xue Cheng laughed and said: "Wow haha! You are a grown man and you are still afraid of chickens?"

Qiao Bin: "I'm afraid of chickens with sharp beaks, but I'm not afraid of chickens with sharp beaks."

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Uncle, if it's not a chicken with a sharp beak, it's a duck."

Qiao Bin: "You think I've never seen a chicken?"

Xue Cheng said: "Old Qiao is right, Ma Xiaoshu has never seen a chicken."

Anyway, not all words and deeds will be cut into the main film. When recording the program, it is normal for these old men to occasionally talk in a pornographic manner. After all, they are not serious people.

But Ma Xiaoshu is a serious person: "I have seen chickens! My family raises a lot of chickens, as well as ducks and geese."

Xiao Wen, a newcomer who was only one year older than Ma Xiaoshu, burst out laughing.

Wang Daqing couldn't see it, and took Ma Xiaoshu two steps to the side: "Okay! If you don't talk to them two, they will be led astray. Why don't you go catch the duck?"

Ma Xiaoshu said sincerely: "This link is specially designed for Yang Xiaoyue, right? Only if she catches the duck can the show be effective. Look, Yang Zhiyou is pretending to be stupid and driving the duck in front of her. I'll go

If you do, you can catch it in just one second, and that would be meaningless."

Wang Daqing leaned back and looked deeply at this unattractive young man. This thing...

Is it smart or stupid?

Instead of catching ducks, Ma Xiaoshu was playing with his mobile phone nearby, frowning deeply.

Wang Daqing reminded: "Even if you don't catch ducks, you can just go in and get some shots. Are all the newcomers these days so Buddhist?"

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Oh, wait a minute, the three stewardesses I met yesterday want me to treat them to dinner."

Wang Daqing rolled his eyes: "We are recording a show, you can't come down and make another appointment..."

Ma Xiaoshu voiced into her mobile phone: "Sisters! If you want to eat steak, you can eat it yourself. Why do you want me to treat you? Getting something for nothing is immoral! Why go to a hotel to play with toys together... We are not children, and we still play

Toys. We are all adults. Of course, working hard is more important. How can we always think about playing? When you are young, you must strive! I advise you to study more and work harder, strive for promotion and salary increase, and live a good life!"

Phew~

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Wang Daqing was stunned and couldn't help but start clapping: "Beautiful!"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Uncle, did I speak too harshly just now? It seems that their salary is not very high and they can't afford steak...but I can't afford it either!"

Wang Daqing patted Ma Xiaoshu on the shoulder kindly: "Young man! I admire you very much."

Ma Xiaoshu smiled modestly, picked up his cell phone and walked into the chicken coop. Er Yang was so tired that he hadn't caught a duck yet, so he planned to go and help.

Although Yang Xiaoyue was born in a rural area, girls' athletic ability is relatively weak. Several opportunities that they were determined to win came to nothing, and they were slipped around by ducks and chickens.

Quack, quack…

Ma Xiaoshu stood in the middle of the chicken pen and kicked it when he saw the opportunity.

The duck was kicked away and flew right into Yang Xiaoyue's arms to flutter.

Yang Xiaoyue held the two wings with one hand and slapped the ducks with the other hand.

The duck is honest.

Everyone caught Yang Xiaoyue and praised him fiercely.

The recording of the program continued. The seven people split up and wandered around the farmhouse. The main plot design of this program seemed a bit weak and the content was very scattered.

Xue Cheng continues to bring Yang Xiaoyue and Ma Xiaoshu. The biggest laugh of this show is the pairing of him and Yang Xiaoyue, so adding Ma Xiaoshu is not a big problem now. Xue Cheng wants to teach Ma Xiaoshu how to record variety shows.

The three of them came to a farmhouse and sat under an umbrella in the yard, drinking water and chatting.

Lao Xue: "Xiaoshu, you need to let go and play, know how to do tricks, steal more scenes, and have more variety show sense... You are much quieter today than during the competition. This is not good, there will be no camera..."

Yang Xiaoyue: "That's right! You don't have any chance to perform today. We will help you later. Don't be too nervous. It takes time to develop your sense of variety."

Ma Xiaoshu took out a dog from his canvas bag: "I'm just ordinary, I don't have any sense of variety show."

"Woof~"

That is a little puppy, a Chinese pastoral dog, with a fierce and ferocious milk.

Xue Cheng and Yang Xiaoyue were stunned.

"Where did you get the dog? Did you bring it yourself?"

"So cute, Ma Xiaoshu, give me a hug!"

Ma Xiaoshu handed the dog to Yang Xiaoyue and wrote lightly: "They belong to the owner of the chicken farm just now. There are four of them. They were worried about giving the puppies away, so I asked for one and gave the boss a red envelope of twenty-four yuan."

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Xue Cheng couldn't laugh or cry: "You're so good at doing things, aren't you? I'm still worried about you! Did the program team film you stealing the dog? You're really good at stealing the camera..."

Ma Xiaoshu said sincerely: "I bought it."

Yang Xiaoyue moved the fur ball-like puppy: "What's its name?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Come here to work, the English name is jobs."

Yang Xiaoyue nodded: "Oh! Ma Laihuo... a very simple name. I also want to go back and adopt one. It's called Yang Youqian, and the English name is money."

Xue Cheng was speechless and choked. He looked at Yang Xiaoyue and Ma Xiaoshu who were running back. Life is very frustrating. Some people don't need you to teach them what a sense of variety is. They can make eighteen kinds of tricks for you in minutes.

I won’t discuss taking your camera.

You see, out of five photographers, four went to shoot with them, looking down on me.
Chapter completed!