"No... no emperor?" I asked in surprise, where is the golden-armored dog emperor? The dog emperor is not here, Song Wanyi, Han Shanshan, grandma and the others are not here either? Zhao Qian and her mother must have followed Hei.
The people in clothes left, and they were determined to be at the right place, but I led a group of people to another area. This time it was better, I got lost.
"How big are you, Emperor? That was all thousands of years ago. You are still the Emperor. This is an autonomous region. There is no such thing as an emperor." Liu Bin chuckled.
"Okay...Looking at the clothes my brothers are wearing, it seems that there is no imperial system anymore. Do you know of any place where this ancient imperial system is still implemented? And there are heavenly soldiers and generals and so on?" I asked quickly.
"Heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals...the ancient empire? Well...it's not easy to say. The sky is so big, how can there be no birds or things? We are only in an autonomous region, and there may be some small places outside that are self-proclaimed kings. Maybe what you are asking is
That uncivilized land is also unknown, but it doesn’t matter. I can tell you, within ten thousand miles, there is definitely no such ghost thing as you mentioned... Hey, you are in the lower world, are you still living in the lower world, eating blood and sleeping in a den of animal skins?
era?" He Dou laughed like a duck and patted me, who was dumbfounded.
After listening to this, I suddenly felt confused. So, I either came to the wrong place, or I was too far away from the emperor. Otherwise, how could there be no news about the Dog Emperor?
Anyway, I have no choice but to follow Yang Zhenglin to Guanzhong City and try my luck again. Maybe there is some old scholar there who can explain to me the truth of this world.
These three people didn't make things difficult for me any more, and they even started chatting with me on the way. They were quite friendly, because they were all of the same age, so they all had the same language, but these three people were extremely lustful, and a few words were indispensable.
There are some naughty jokes, and sometimes there are many things about seizing and humiliating girls in the city, which is extremely disgusting.
Moreover, the three of them thought that I didn't know ancient proverbs, and occasionally talked about women from the lower world, such as Zhao Xianguan and Shang Wanqiu, and their words were quite insulting to women.
"One day, the boss wanted to ask you, what is the relationship between the two female monks who went to the world with you, and you?" When he was about to enter the fog, Yang Zhenglin finally asked me, Shang Wanqiu and Zhao Xianguan.
I smiled awkwardly, and then said: "To be honest with you, boss, the one with white hair is the eldest wife of my family. She is a ghost cultivator. She is more than three hundred years old. She has a violent temper and is extremely vicious. She kills people at will.
She also suffers from intermittent amnesia and does not recognize people. Several times when we were there, I was almost accidentally killed by her. By the way... I heard before that her first two husbands died violent deaths. Boss, do you think it is difficult?
Is that true?”
"Ah?!" Yang Zhenglin's face suddenly sank, and He Dou and Liu Bin both turned pale. Yang Zhenglin asked unwillingly: "Isn't it right? There is such a thing? Could you be lying to me?"
"Hey, why should I lie to you? She is a ghost cultivator and is over three hundred years old. How can you expect her to think normally?" I said without any pretense. He Dou's eyes widened and he spoke to Yang Zhenglin in ancient proverbs: "
It is said that strange people have different mentality. It is indeed true. Boss, this matter needs to be carefully observed. We all have lives, so we must check it. Besides, friends and wives cannot be bullied. Since Xia Yitian has used it, we can't use it.
The rest."
"What do you know? Don't say that he is not our brother now. The key is his situation. How will the city introduce policies? If we want to kill him, then we can consider how to deal with his two wives!" Liu Bin He immediately retorted, and then said to Yang Zhenglin: "Boss, our eldest wife may be more fierce, but I think the younger wife is as tender as water. When we arrested their husband and wife, they refused to let go. She must have a temperament that hides her affection, and you want to Yeah, that’s a wife. A wife!”
"You're right, I'll ask again." Yang Zhenglin was very excited, but when he saw me looking at him seriously, he coughed twice, calmed down, and said, "One day, your eldest wife turned out to be like this. Fierce? Then how dare you be like her on weekdays? There is nowhere to vent this firepower... But looking at your pale face, you are a bit short of Qi. It is obvious that the virtual fire is rising, and your voice is deep, it should be that the true Yang is exhausted. It must be overindulgence, so this anger...is it all coming out on the little wife?"
After listening to Yang Zhenglin's probing, I almost spit out a mouthful of old blood on the ground. I'm still a virgin. What does it mean to be short of energy? It's due to excessive use of magic. My cultivation has fallen like this. How can I still exude the power of a king? Are you angry and speaking in a loud voice?
So I rolled my eyes at Yang Zhenglin and said, "Well, let me tell you the truth. Although my little wife has such a temper, in fact... she has a lot of problems... Don't just look at her appearance. In fact, she is a daughter. A man's heart is a perfect complement to each other. Every time I think of this, I feel uncomfortable and suddenly lose interest. Can you understand?"
Yang Zhenglin looked shocked. He Dou and Liu Bin were also extremely surprised, as if they didn't know what I meant by a daughter's body and a man's heart.
"Are you talking about a fake phoenix?" Yang Zhenglin suddenly asked.
"That's pretty much what it means, but the difference is much bigger." I shrugged, somewhat scornful of this statement.
Yang Zhenglin couldn't think of it, and the other two couldn't even think of it. They all talked about going to some lilies and the like. It can be seen that usually their thoughts are only focused on walking around the lower body.
Seeing that they couldn't guess, I could only say: "A man takes over a woman's house, can you understand this?"
"Ouch! Oh my god! One day, big brother, this... such strong taste!" Liu Bin was so stupefied that he almost fell to the ground after figuring out what it means for a man to take over a woman's house.
He Dou suddenly swallowed his saliva and took a few steps away from me. His eyes were obviously far away from this 'weird' person like me.
Yang Zhenglin shook his head, patted me on the shoulder, and sighed: "Oh... one day, brother, there are always all kinds of rubbish things in life. Just look at it and don't think too much. If one day you give your eldest wife sex, If you die, the boss will burn incense for you, but if you give in to your little wife, just continue to be with your little wife. We brothers can still get together to drink together occasionally. But if you have a few ideas about brothers, then the brotherhood will be gone. It’s over.”
"Don't worry, boss, I will supervise myself and this will never happen." I said sincerely immediately, laughing secretly in my heart.
"Okay, let's not talk about these things. I found that there are still quite a few monks in this group. The boss and I and several brothers don't have spouses yet. Even if they are not as good as you two, it is still acceptable. We will get to know each other by then. , don’t forget to introduce me." Yang Zhenglin said to me as if he understood.
"Relationships, let them take their own course. A good-looking couple may not necessarily be a good match, but a suitable one is the best, right?" I laughed.
"That's, gold and jade on the outside, but the loser on the inside, just like your two wives, hey, have you experienced it now?" Liu Bin laughed, and gave He Dou a push, saying: "Okay, don't add insult to injury.
One day my brother felt very pitiful."
"You three are almost done. The thick fog in front is caused by the turbulence of time and space. Although it is not a big problem, it will still blow to other places if you are not careful. Be careful not to disperse it. Use ropes to pull it up." Yang Zhenglin
He said. He took out a rope, trapped everyone together, and then walked into the mist.
Sure enough, it was exactly what Yang Zhenglin said. After we entered the turbulence of time and space, it was as if we had hit a hurricane, and the whole person was almost floating. I could only try my best to follow Yang Zhenglin, while the other two also frowned.
The turbulence of time and space is nothing to belittle.
About ten minutes later, I felt a lightness all over my body, and I immediately came to the top of a fruit forest. This fruit forest was not big. The trees were widely spaced, and there was only one tree every ten steps. The fruits planted on it were as big as watermelons.
The branches were pressed to the ground. It looked like durian to me, but I wasn't sure.
Outside the orchards there are wheat fields, patches of golden color, and behind the wheat fields is a small county town.
Yang Zhenglin told me that this small county town is Guanzhong City. Looking at the size of the city, I secretly thought that this can also be called a city? However, there are high-rise buildings in the urban area. At night, lights will definitely be everywhere, which can be seen as prosperous.
For a while, I couldn't tell whether I was abroad or already in the upper realm.
"Hey, it's a blessing that we took you away from this turbulent flow of time and space. If it were any other monk, I'm afraid you would have ended up in the wilderness and suffered a lot. I'm afraid you might not be able to get here in ten days and a half." He Dou said.
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"Oh, then I have to thank the boss and the two brothers for their help." I quickly thanked him, and then asked: "I see that Guanzhong City is a bit smaller than the cities in the lower realm, and the population does not seem to be large."
"Yes, the population is not too large, around 200,000, but it is still a big city nearby." Liu Bin told me.
Chapter completed!