Chapter 15 The Nine Laws of Plain Women
"We're meeting again, Mr. Changshou? Are you doing well in this world?" Lin Yang on the screen said with a strange smile at Wu Fan.
"You, it's you..." Wu Fan could not only see Lin Yang's face, but also listened to his voice in a real way. He said in a trembling voice: "You are indeed a devil. I thought I could not see you anymore. You... why didn't you tell me that the phone has a mission system?"
"Haha." Lin Yang smiled and continued, "I said that many details need to be experienced by yourself. Unfortunately, you haven't even completed the first side mission."
"That's a bastard mission, and this system is also a bastard system! If this mission is to kill you, I will definitely complete it with all my strength!" Wu Fan said with his teeth. He is constantly giving his life to this devil anyway, which is a fair trade, so he has no scruples.
"Haha. When you have the ability, you can come and kill me." The devil was not angry when he heard this, but was happy. He continued, "I didn't understand. In fact, this task should not be difficult for you now. I heard that the emperors in the world all have the aura of domineering power. Is it right?"
Hearing Lin Yang say this, Wu Fan shook his head, sighed, and said, "I didn't expect you to know the word "The Aura of Kings and Domineering" as a modern Internet term."
"No matter what, you can complete this task. And the reward is quite generous, with a ten-year lifespan." said the devil.
Wu Fan was silent for a while before slowly speaking: "You are a devil. You don't understand all kinds of emotions in the world. Some people with a stalwart heart may be easy to do, but... I can't do it. My parents told me that it doesn't matter if you are poor, but you can't be a bastard! The Queen Zhou treats me very well. I can't demote her, let alone kill her."
"Tsk tsk, I can't tell. You really like this queen." Lin Yang said with a smile.
"Hmph, this is either a question of whether you like it or not. It's just that if it were Wang Cheng'en, I can't do it. If others treat you well, you can't repay your grudges. Those who are like you devils." Wu Fan glanced at Lin Yang in his phone.
"Haha, I can see that you are a good person, a real good person, alas... It's a pity that good people are difficult to survive in my book "The Book of Gods and Ghosts". You must know that your life span is deducted very quickly. You always have such a kind heart that you will die in a short time. You may not have to spend a whole world." Lin Yang smiled.
"Don't pretend to be merciful. Isn't this what you need? Chongzhen died in ten days. I'm here, which will extend his lifespan. Anyway, I will find a way to survive for a year, and being an emperor is enough." Wu Fan breathed and said. After these days, he has adapted to this role more and more.
Lin Yang smiled and continued, "I want to know, is there no punishment for completing the task this time?"
"Excluding lifespan?" Wu Fan was ready, so he asked.
Lin Yang on the screen curled his lips and continued, "I don't have the right to take away the lifespan of a person who has not completed the side mission, although I really want it." He deliberately added to the word "sub-line" to his tone.
"Oh? It's not deducting life span!" Wu Fan was relieved. As long as life span is not deducted, other punishments should not be higher than this.
"Yes!" Lin Yang nodded, and then said: "This time the punishment for not completing the side mission is that the system will immediately pop up a main task. Remember, any main task must be completed, if it is not completed according to the prescribed time..."
"What will happen?" Wu Fan asked.
At this time, Lin Yang's face was a little ferocious. He leaned close to the screen and said hoarsely: "I have the right to charge all your remaining lifespan at one time. Humph, then, I will not be as rude as you, hahaha!!!"
"You, he, is so cunning. You can use this method to steal all my lifespan!" Wu Fan said in surprise, because he felt that the main mission must be saddened by the branch line.
"Thank you for your praise." Lin Yang squeezed his eyes at Wu Fan, and then said, "Enjoy it!"
When this sentence was spoken, Lin Yang on the screen disappeared suddenly. The whole phone returned to normal. Before Wu Fan could react, the phone vibrated again, and then an information box popped up.
"Task reminder, this is the first main task: please go to Queen Zhou's bedroom immediately and complete the fun of men and women with her within two hours. This fun must be followed by the nine methods in the "Su Nu Sutra" - dragon turn, tiger step, ape fight, cicada attachment, turtle till, phoenix sweep, rabbit sucking hair, fish catching scales, and crane crossing neck. If you do not follow these nine methods, the task will fail. Please click the accept button below, and the nine methods will automatically turn into your mind.
Tip: The main task must be completed. After the task is completed, the reward life span is one year. If it is not completed according to time, the system has the right to recover all your life span!
Wu Fan immediately entered a petrochemical state!!
What kind of perverted tasks are these? I am a virgin, how... how can I give such a task? He looked at his phone and said blankly: "You are such a devil, you are really a devil. You can also think of a task like that. Moreover, this main task only rewards one year's life, bastard!"
At this time, Wu Fan suddenly saw a countdown on the accept key: 7, 6, 5, 4, 3......
Mom, I don’t have to think so much. Wu Fan hurriedly clicked to accept it!
"Brush" Wu Fan's mind was shocked, and his mental methods that were even more awesome than the various actions in Japanese ethics films suddenly flooded into his mind. The various experiences and even specific operations of the nine methods were instantly mastered. Now what you need is direct practice.
After accepting the Nine Methods, Wu Fan only felt that his whole body was rising and his blood was swelling. He had never felt so powerful. He was even more energetic than drinking a bottle of Erguotou. At this moment, the countdown of the task began. Unlike the blue characters in the side tasks, the main task was the red characters.
He put his phone in his mind and thought to have to hurry up. According to the experience of the Nine Methods, it was almost enough for two hours to be delayed!
"Wow~" Wu Fan stood up and almost ran out of the bedroom.
As soon as I left the bedroom, I saw Wang Chengen. "Chengen, take me to the queen's bedroom immediately, hurry up!!!"
Seeing Wu Fan's head bulging, Wang Chengen was startled, and he said anxiously: "Your Majesty, what's wrong with you? You're so anxious. I'd better tell me that the Empress comes to your place."
"You, hell, stop talking nonsense, hurry up, leave immediately!" Wu Fan roared.
This sound scared Wang Chengen and was shocked. In his impression, the emperor had never been like this before, and he did not have such an excited expression even when he ascended the throne. He did not dare to think too much, and immediately took Wu Fan to the queen's bedroom.
"Huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"Hurry up, why haven't you arrived yet?" Wu Fan asked anxiously.
"It's soon... it's soon... it's here..." Wang Chengen was already angry, but he still gritted his teeth and ran in front. However, Wu Fan's steps were getting faster and faster.
"There...Your Majesty..." Wang Chengen pointed to a magnificent palace in front, and then watched Wu Fan fly past him like an arrow.
The queen's palace is called the Central Palace, which is generally also called Kunning Palace. However, Wu Fan was not in the mood to browse the outside of the palace at this moment. He rushed into the Central Palace at a speed of 100 meters.
The palace maids in the palace were shocked when they saw the emperor like this.
"Where is the queen?" Wu Fan asked anxiously, saying that it was strange. After learning the Nine Methods, he ran so far and did not feel breathless at all.
"In the bedroom, I will go and pass on the teachings." The palace maid knelt down and said hurriedly.
"No need to pass it on, take me directly."
Queen Zhou was now calculating in the bedroom - how the palace should continue to reduce expenses. She never thought that the emperor would rush into his bedroom like this~~~~
She was startled and immediately stood up to look at the rosy emperor, and said anxiously: "What's wrong with you, Your Majesty?"
Wu Fan didn't say a word, grabbed Queen Zhou's hand, turned around and said to the palace maid and eunuch behind him, "Tell Wang Chengen that no one is allowed to step into the queen's bedroom without my orders, you all retreat."
"yes!!"
At this time, what did the palace maid and eunuch dare to say, and they all dispersed.
Wu Fan looked at the queen's bedroom and saw the Fengluan behind the screen. Then he took Queen Zhou's hand and stepped into the screen quickly.
He said to Queen Zhou who looked puzzled, "Let me tell you in detail, take off your clothes quickly!!!"
The beautiful and dignified Queen Zhou's eyes were twice as wide as before.
"Don't stand there, hurry up!!!" Wu Fan said hurriedly.
"Your Majesty, are you... Are you sick..." Empress Zhou naturally had never seen her husband like this.
"Take it off quickly, I will take it off myself." As Wu Fan began to take off his clothes. After thinking about it, he finally found the solution to the belt of the dragon robe underwear. He wrapped the mobile phone in his arms in the dragon robe and placed it beside the bed.
Queen Zhou blushed and slowly took off her palace robe.
Soon, a charming body was displayed in front of Wu Fan, with snow-white skin, towering peaks, round buttocks, and under the navel was the bunch of black and dense...
According to daily life, Wu Fan must have his heartbeat faster, but at this moment, perhaps because of the nine methods, he was very rational.
"Emperor..." Empress Zhou lowered her head shyly. She and the emperor had never done such a thing in the morning for more than ten years.
Wu Fan picked up Queen Zhou and said, "Today, I want to share the nine methods I just realized with you!!" Then Wu Fan put the queen on the bed at once. Then he pounced on like a tiger...
The virgin's career is definitely about to end today. What's more important is that the nine methods in Wu Fan's mind were like tractioning his nerves, making his slept first-class level suddenly!
"The Nine Methods of Su Nu" is the essence of ancient art of room and has the effect of health and bodybuilding. Wu Fan didn't know this at this moment. He only thought about using the Nine Methods to complete the task within the specified time.
"The first move: Dragon Flipping~~~" Wu Fan silently recited the mental method, straightened his back, and the little brother rushed towards the land of Queen Zhou like an angry Hulk...
"Oh~~~~" Queen Zhou moaned and entered the nine-way journey brought by her husband...
Chapter completed!