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Chapter 243 Hypocrisy

Li Sizhuo looked confused in the Main Hall. These two sentences are quite in the style of his Great Electric Bodhisattva! However, it is obvious that the person enshrined here is not his Great Electric Bodhisattva but the Tathagata Buddha. But why is this Tathagata still gold-plated? It’s only one floor.

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Seeing that some of the paint on the Buddha's statue was peeling off, Li Sizhuo was speechless. Why don't you take care of the Buddha's statue? The paint is all peeling off!

Just when Li Sizhuo was wondering where this place was, a young monk walked in. When he saw Li Sizhuo, he was also confused. This was not the outer courtyard and logically no pilgrims would come in!

The young monk looked at Li Sizhuo carefully, then took two steps back and took out a few wanted posters from his pocket and looked at them.

"Hmm! It's not like this! It doesn't look like this either! Alas!

This is a bit similar! But the age doesn’t match up!”

The young monk looked at Li Sizhuo warily while flipping through the wanted posters. He had developed a pair of piercing eyes over many years of working in the industry. With Li Sizhuo's temperament, nose, eyes, and head, he must be an A-level wanted criminal at least.

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Li Sizhuo: "???" What are you looking at!

I look like a wanted criminal! After all, I am a Buddhist, so you have basic respect for people!

After rummaging around for a long time, the little monk finally put away the wanted notice in disappointment. The temple has been in a downturn recently, so he thought he could make a fortune! Alas! He looked like this for nothing! It took thousands of years for him to look like this.

One! Why don’t you do something wrong!

"Amitabha! I'm rude, little monk! Since the donor is here, he has a predestined relationship with me, the Buddha. Come with me, little monk!"

The young monk bowed slightly to Li Sizhuo and then made a gesture of invitation.

"Little Master, aren't you curious why I appear here?"

Li Sizhuo looked at the little monk and said with some confusion, he was not curious at all when he suddenly came here.

"Amitabha, the donor is destined to be my Buddha!"

After a while, the young monk led Li Sizhuo to a side hall, where there was a merit box.

"Amitabha! The donor sincerely benefits 1,300 yuan!"

Li Sizhuo: "???"

"What do you mean? I still have to pay! It's such a fate!"

The young monk smiled slightly and performed the Buddha's prayer to Li Sizhuo.

"Amitabha! Our Buddhist family doesn't care about money but fate. The donor is 1,300 yuan!"

Li Sizhuo: "..."

"Fuck! It's only 1,300 yuan! Why should I give you money!"

Li Sizhuo was stunned. You, a monk, are crazy about money! Is this how you want the money in the merit box? Shouldn't it be a voluntary donation?

"Amitabha! Pilgrims are not allowed to enter the temple in the backyard. Violators will be fined 300 yuan, and those who damage the Buddha's golden statue will be fined 1,000 yuan. The donor will be given a sincere gift of 1,300 yuan. You can pay cash by credit card!"

The young monk smiled slightly and took out a sign stating that pilgrims were not allowed to enter.

Li Sizhuo: "..."

Good guys! I’m just good guys! The Buddha’s conscience must be eaten by you! A temple also carries a fine? And what about the Buddha’s golden body? Was it me who broke it? Then the paint was peeling off in the first place.

Bar!

Are all monks so treacherous now? Why do you monks need so much money? Are you serious monks if you don't talk about money and fate? Even our big electronic music temple dare not be so arrogant!

"Amitabha! Don't you think the donor has no money? Don't worry, our temple supports part-time workers to pay off debts. As long as you clean the dishes for half a month, our debts can be written off in one go. If you need it, we can sign the contract now!"

Li Sizhuo was slightly speechless. It would be a pity for a monk like you not to go into business.

However, Li Sizhuo didn't want to get in touch with him. After all, he had just arrived and needed to get familiar with it, so there was no need to directly create conflicts.

So he directly used the hanging ring to open a small space door, took out 1,300 yuan from the merit box and gave it to the young monk.

Then he saw the young monk put three hundred yuan into the merit box and put one thousand yuan into his pocket.

Li Sizhuo: "???" Is this because I am being ignorant? Good guy!

You know the difference clearly! Three hundred yuan is a fine, but he knows that the golden body is broken, so the money is dispensable and he has earned it himself.

After thinking about it, Li Sizhuo took out a dozen money from the merit box and put it into his pocket. He also needs some money in this world when he is new here. Anyway, they are ignorant themselves. I will treat it as a fine for Buddha and his old man.

Well, after all, I am also a Bodhisattva.

After paying the money, the young monk's attitude immediately improved a lot, and a smile appeared on his face.

"Uh! I don't know what the little master's name is! Can you tell me about the customs and habits here? I just got here and I'm not very familiar with it!"

Li Sizhuo looked at the young monk and said, he could feel that this young monk was not bad at strength, and this was probably not an inferior world, so he needed to inquire about the situation here.

"Amitabha! It's easy to talk about! The little monk, whose name is Hypocrisy, is a third-generation disciple of the Guanggun Temple. His main business includes fortune-telling, massage, polishing, waxing, cell phone film, and treatment of irregular menstruation. If you need it, you can contact the little monk at any time!

"

As he spoke, the young monk took out a business card and handed it to Li Sizhuo.

Li Sizhuo: "⊙w⊙"

"...It's really a pity that the young master doesn't go into business!"

"Haha! The donor was joking. How can you make more money by doing business than becoming a monk?"

Li Sizhuo: "..." I'm so speechless. I made a thousand yuan just by farting. Is it really that profitable to be a monk?

"By the way! Since the donor has come to the treasure land for the first time, do you need a map? There are still many good secret realms nearby. I think the donor has a strong aura and must be very powerful. If you have time, you may be able to try it out.

, If you are afraid of danger, our Guanggun Temple also provides bodyguard services, and an eighteen bronze medalist only needs 30,000 yuan a day."

"Okay! How much does the map cost?"

God, the Eighteen Bronze Players only need 30,000 yuan a day. You are the reincarnation of Zhou Papi! Everyone has to scrape some money!

"Three hundred yuan!"

As he said this, Li Sizhuo took out three hundred yuan and bought a map. Since the money was theirs, he didn't feel bad about it and just recycled it.

Don't tell me that the map is quite detailed. There are many special secret realms in this world. There are not only cultivators and warriors but also people with super powers. The world level is also very high. The prince found some information, but he was unable to find some secrets. This

The level of science and technology in the world is not low, but it’s really a bit confusing!

"Map for sale! Map for sale! City adventure tour, special price map of Guangguan Temple for only five yuan!

"

When we reached the front yard of Guanggun Temple, there were more and more pilgrims, and there were also a lot more hawkers, including a monk from Guanggun Temple selling maps.

Li Sizhuo looked at the map in his hand and then at what they were selling. There seemed to be no difference between them!

"Little monk! Why is your map more expensive than theirs?"

"Amitabha! The little monk's map is different from theirs!"

"What's different?"
Chapter completed!
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