Chapter 337 Elder Tang
Although his daughter may be a little rebellious, Li Sizhuo finally recognized this daughter. She is also his daughter after all. She doesn't understand now, but she will always understand in the future. After all, we are biological fathers and did not do it, but we still have to find her.
Damn, after all, without her mother personally admitting it, she probably wouldn’t believe me. It would be bad if she stabs me in the back again. If that’s the case, it would really kill me.
The king of the Daughter Kingdom behaved pitifully and submissively in front of Li Sizhuo, exactly like a good girl. But Li Sizhuo knew that this was not her true appearance. As your father, I order you to change back to your original self.
What a look!
No matter how considerate a fake daughter is, she is still not a little cotton-padded jacket!
But there is no way, Li Sizhuo can't gain her trust, so for the time being, this is all he can do, let's find her mother first!
By the way, I have to return the stick to Brother Monkey. The golden cudgel is not very useful to him now. After all, he is not a girl. What is the use of a thick, thin and vibrating stick?
, He always uses a knife when fighting, but he can't use a stick to use a knife.
Although her daughter did not fully recognize him, she recognized his strength, so she still listened to his words and took Li Sizhuo directly to find Tang Sanzang.
Then they saw the three masters and apprentices hugging each other. The three of them were fighting with the landlord. Tang Monk was holding a cigarette and hugging a girl. I have to say that the girl from the daughter country is really cool!
"Master, you see the King of the Daughter Kingdom has treated you like this, why don't you just stay here! I think the King of the Daughter Kingdom is pretty good."
Zhu Bajie grabbed the card and played a pair of three, while two girls behind him were squeezing his shoulders.
"Yes! Master, we don't need more than two days to learn from the experience. Otherwise, let's live in peace for two years before leaving!"
Monk Sha said something that was also in agreement with Liu.
"What do you know? There are people watching on the way to seek Buddhist scriptures. If Old Tang really stays, he might be useless. It's okay to touch his little hands and hug him, but it would be really embarrassing if he really wants to lose his virginity! Even if he is looking for a girl,
Don’t you see that I’m here secretly in the house now?”
Sun Wukong said to Jiu.
"Alas! Actually, it's nothing. The poor monk is also dedicated to the Buddha. This beauty is just a steel knife for scraping bones. I enjoy it for daily enjoyment, but it is absolutely impossible to break the precepts. As the saying goes, if you walk among thousands of flowers, not a single leaf will touch it.
Body, poor monk, this is also a kind of mind cultivation."
Tang Monk blew out a smoke ring and said.
As a monk, Tang Seng is very measured. Girls can look at them, but they can't touch them. This doesn't count as breaking the precept. Smoking doesn't count as breaking the precept, at least he doesn't think it does.
Although Tang Seng has a firm Buddhist heart, Sun Wukong's five hundred years have not been in vain. Due to various modern corrosions, Tang Seng is no longer the Tang Seng he used to be. Although he is still firm now, who knows how long he will persist!
It's like a monk meets a beautiful woman he likes. You like her and she likes you, but you are a monk and you can't be with her. However, it's okay to talk to her. If you talk a lot, you'll become friends.
, it’s not a problem for friends to hold hands and play together! If the hands are stretched, then it’s not a problem to put on the arm! She has a sprained foot, and it’s not a problem for the poor monk to hug her! She is injured and needs someone to take care of her at night, the poor monk
As a monk, you can't just sit back and watch! It makes sense for her to take off two pieces of clothing when she's hot at night! She doesn't take off all her clothes, so it's fine, right? It's normal for her to move around in her sleep and accidentally hugged a poor monk!
In the end, the poor monk saw everything that should be seen and touched, but we are still innocent, right! After all, it was just an accident, but now that we have seen it, there is no need to pay too much attention in the future.
Well! After all, it’s not like I haven’t seen it before!
This is what happened, but this kind of thing also needs to be done step by step. The first time Tang Seng accepted the car, the second time Tang Seng accepted the air conditioner, the third time Tang Seng accepted the cigarettes because he was bored, and the fourth time it was playing cards.
, the fifth time, it’s good to have a maid to serve you, after all, the poor monk didn’t think about anything else!
Women are delicate and considerate, and it is very convenient to take care of people's daily life. After all, Tang Monk is just a monk, and he is still a little worse at things like washing and cooking. If you can ask for help, why do it yourself? The poor monk is not that bad either.
It's not about money, Brother Monkey can pluck out a hair and it will be enough for them to feed them for a lifetime.
So along the way, every time they went to a place, they had to find a few maids to serve them for a period of time. After all, some changes of clothes also needed to be washed. Although it was impossible to take them with them to study in the West, they could change a batch at a time.
That’s it, bring tea to the poor monk, pass water to the poor monk, squeeze the shoulders of the poor monk, rub the legs of the poor monk, cook for the poor monk, kiss the poor monk... Ahem! The last one
No!
So Tang Seng is still gradually degenerating, but Tang Seng's firm will can already be seen. After all, how can ordinary people survive in the Daughter's Kingdom! But this time it may be a bit suspense, but the problem is not big. What kind of Tang Seng is he?
Niu'er has never seen her. Although Her Majesty the Queen is beautiful, she is more beautiful than the Bodhisattva. She has survived with all her love and affection, so how can she still be trapped here?
As Tang Seng said, he was like a plane and ran away with its parts.
"Haha! The poor monk wins again, give me money, give me money!"
However, at this moment, Li Sizhuo came in with the king of his daughter country.
Li Sizhuo: "..."
My Monkey Brother! How did you train him? How could such a good Tang Monk be like this?
When he saw someone coming in, Tang Monk suddenly became excited and quickly pushed the girl to Bajie, and then recited Buddhist scriptures silently with a solemn expression.
"Amitabha, the poor monk said that this kind of thing will lead to boredom! Her Majesty the Queen must come here in time, otherwise even the poor monk may be trapped in it. Amitabha, it is a sin!"
"..."
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Elder Tang, I never thought you would be such an Elder Tang.
Li Sizhuo glanced at Elder Tang's arm, um... very good! There is no tooth mark, so it shouldn't be the one he met back then, otherwise it might be a little awkward to meet him now. As for how good it is? It doesn't exist, just rely on Li Sizhuo
With such strong bite force, even if it heals, it will still leave a scar on me.
It's just that Brother Monkey has taught him something! How can such a good Tang Monk be so virtuous? It looks like he has a small belly. He must have gained a lot of weight! Damn it, these two days have passed
Even if he is thrown into the pot by a monster, a whole pot of oil will be consumed! That is to say, Tang Seng has a good foundation and is only slightly fat now. Otherwise, it is estimated that he will have a lot less trouble in studying for Buddhist scriptures in the West. After he becomes a ball, he will be greedy for his body.
Chapter completed!