Chapter 339 Gift
Although Monkey Brother was a bit scumbag, in the end the Golden Cudgel chose to forgive him. After all, it had no other choice! As for following Li Sizhuo? Are you kidding? That's where the cudgel can stay?
If you really follow Li Sizhuo, it might fall into his hands one day. Although Brother Monkey is not in a good condition, at least he is safe!
To be honest, he really didn't feel safe at all next to Li Sizhuo. Look at the people the monkey hit, some little monsters, and it would be over with just one stick. But look at what Li Sizhuo did.
What's the matter? When I was abusing food, I was just pretending to be cool and didn't use it at all. But when I met someone I couldn't beat, I remembered it. Damn it! You can beat me even if you can't beat me! Don't use force on me.
Resist it! I really can’t bear it.
With Li Sizhuo's current rank, ordinary magic weapons can no longer keep up. The Golden Cudgel can barely hold up, but it's obvious that it can't hold up either! If you follow him again, it might actually become a nunchuck.
Already.
Brother Monkey and the others have had a smooth journey westward, but they still have to pretend when they encounter monsters. After all, eighty-one difficulties are inevitable. If there are no more, then the fat Tathagata will have to give up even if he is just a coward.
Get it together!
"By the way, brother, why did you come to this girl's country? There shouldn't be any treasures here!"
Sun Wukong looked at Li Sizhuo with a puzzled face and said, Logically speaking, Li Sizhuo would not come to a place where there are no treasures!
"Ahem! Am I, Li Sizhuo, the kind of person who can't walk when he sees a treasure? I originally came to see you this time. I don't have much use for the golden cudgel anymore, so I plan to return it to you, right?
Come on! Brother Monkey, you’ve got those three vellus hairs! Give me two of them, I know you can’t use them.”
Sun Wukong: "..." I knew you had no profit and couldn't afford to go early. Are you planning to take something from me every time you come here? Brother Monkey, I am also very poor, okay?
"One stick at most. My old grandson finally got it, and you just want to take two-thirds of it!"
"Okay, okay! Just one stick!"
In fact, Li Sizhuo had little use for holding this hair, but he felt uncomfortable whether Brother Monkey had him or not.
"By the way! Brother Monkey, let me introduce to you, this is my eldest daughter Lan... uh! By the way! What is your name, eldest daughter?"
The King of the Daughter Kingdom: "..."
"Lan Yiyi!"
"Ah, yes! Lan Yiyi, this is my daughter and the only daughter I have here. Brother Monkey, you have to take good care of me from now on!"
"Come! Yiyi calls for someone. This is your Uncle Sun, that is your Uncle Zhu, and your Uncle Sha. As for Elder Tang, just call him Mr. Shi! They are all members of the family, so you don't have to be polite. They will give you to you later.
Just accept whatever you want, don't be embarrassed, and your family doesn't need to be pretentious."
Li Sizhuo patted Lan Yiyi's shoulder and said.
The corner of Lan Yiyi's mouth twitched, "This is a super senior promotion! Just now, I was my equal, and now Monk Tang is two generations older than me."
At the same time, Sun Wukong and the others also twitched their mouths, saying, "You're welcome, just take whatever you give. We have no intention of giving anything away! No one brought anything with them during this Buddhist pilgrimage!"
But Li Sizhuo said so, they really didn't give the little girl anything, and they really couldn't pull that face off.
Sun Wukong had a dark face, and with a casual move, a small box appeared in his hand.
"Uncle Sun, I don't have anything. I see that everyone in your country practices martial arts, but after all, they are all women, and their physical fitness is still a little worse. I developed this a few years ago. It was originally intended to strengthen the master's body."
Yes, but because some accidents are only useful for women, I gave it to you. The formula inside is also relatively simple. You can just configure it yourself when the time comes. It should be able to improve the physique of you mortals by dozens of times!"
Zhu Bajie also scratched his head. He was not as good as Brother Monkey. He didn’t bring anything with him when he came down from the sky!
"Uh! I still have dozens of pieces of obsolete navy armor here. They may not be anything in the sky, but you should be able to use them!"
Monk Sha is even poorer than Zhu Bajie. After all, he was punished in the Liusha River, while Zhu Bajie was only demoted to the mortal world because he was born into the wrong pig fetus. Otherwise, Zhu Bajie would definitely have done better than him.
Monk Sha thought for a while, he didn't have much treasure left on his body! In the end, he directly pulled a Buddhist monk's skull from his neck and handed it to Lan Yiyi.
Lan Yiyi: "..." Forget about other things, what are you doing with this thing for me? Provide it?
Tang Monk looked at it, and in the end he still didn't take out anything. No matter how poor Sun Wukong and the others were, they would have lived for who knows how many years. There would still be a lot of crowding, but he really didn't have it!
He did bring some money with him when he came out, but he had spent it all long ago! Even if he had not spent it, even a king would not look down upon his little money!
As for the cassock and tin staff given by the Bodhisattva, that thing must not be moved! How about giving her some blood? The blood of the poor monk is very valuable, but it feels like a loss of status!
"Amitabha! Wukong! Take out the gift as your master!"
Tang Monk called Sun Wukong, and then winked wildly, "Monkey Brother! Monkey Brother! Give this poor monk some face! I really have nothing!"
Sun Wukong's mouth twitched, "What the hell, it's me!"
Although Tang Seng did not put a tight spell on him, Brother Monkey still respected Tang Seng very much. No matter what, it was Tang Seng who rescued him. Tang Seng never felt sorry for him, and he often mended his clothes in the beginning.
Respect me a foot, and I respect others a foot.
So although Sun Wukong was very embarrassed, he still took out some things. After all, he had invented a lot of things over the years, and it was not like he couldn't even get out some gadgets.
"This is an analytical magic mirror. I have two hundred pairs here right now. Give them all to you! It can analyze all moves and analyze the opponent's weaknesses. It can greatly improve the combat effectiveness of ordinary people, but it has little effect on those gods.
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"Speaking of which, is this really your daughter? How can a person like me give birth to such a beautiful daughter?"
Sun Wukong looked at Li Sizhuo with an outrageous expression, and why does your daughter seem to be older than you!
This is outrageous! His sharp eyes should not be mistaken. This little girl should be a little older than Li Sizhuo, but Li Sizhuo should not be too young! He had seen her five hundred years ago! But he
Chapter completed!