("Oiko Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");

At this moment, everyone’s mood can be described in words——

Well, I'm afraid I won't be able to finish it even if I write 100,000 words.

After all, there is a certain water monster named "Senju Tobirama" in this group of people, whose daily psychological activities are tens of thousands of words. Especially, his mood is still broken at this time. A fragment of his thoughts within three seconds is probably like this

: I finally found the person I fell in love with at first sight six years ago, but she actually went on a blind date with my disciple. What happened? After the blind date, she kept in touch with my disciple and said they wanted to be friends. Are they really friends? Blind date

What is the behavior of going on blind dates one after another after one is not enough? What is wrong with going on blind dates right now and the security alarm is triggered? What is the situation in front of me? Is the woman I have been in love with for so many years such a frivolous type?

Is there something wrong with me or something is wrong with her, but even so, she still looks so cute, it’s so heart-pounding, so is something wrong with me or something with her, do I need to see a psychiatrist?

Should I continue to stand here now or turn around and leave...

At this moment, Hiruzen Sarutobi put his hand on his junior brother's shoulder with a sad face, and said comfortingly: "Mirror... you want to be more open-minded. At least... green is our representative color of Konoha, you just

It’s just more in line with the national environment.”

Uchiha Kage: "???" No, Brother Hiruzen, what is the grudge between the two of us? Do you really want me to die? Besides, he is the one who should be more open-minded. He is clearly...

…

Shimura Danzo sneered in a very disgraceful manner: "Tsk, frivolous woman."

"Shut up!"

"Shut up."

"Shut up!"

…

In an instant, I was trolled by the group and turned into a self-isolating person.

Shimura Danzo: "???" Is he the one who is wrong? Is it him??? And, teacher, why are you spraying me too!!! Hey, you are a noble person, shouldn't you stand by me at this time?

Side???

At this moment, Shimura Danzo also began to doubt life...

When Hiruzen Sarutobi, Koharu and Mito Kaden saw this, they silently pretended to be dogs and made up their minds not to speak until they understood the situation. From this, it can be seen that among these people, Danzo Shimura might

He's really the stupidest and most annoying one.

"Well..." Atsushi Nakajima blushed and whispered to the person next to him, "Mr. Dazai, would it be better if we avoid it..."

"Yada~" Dazai Osamu, who was eating melon, decisively refused.

"..."

At this moment——

Uchiha finally came to his senses and recovered his "tongue", and quickly shouted: "This, this is a misunderstanding!!!"

Uchiha Kage, who was fully prepared to call the police, was relieved when he heard this: It's just a misunderstanding! It's just a misunderstanding!!!

Well, he accidentally forgot——Konoha police

The inspection system is under the control of Uchiha. And the boss of Uchiha is here at the moment. So what is the use of calling the police?

Uchiha Izuna sneered, folded his arms and leaned against the wall to look at her: "You call this a misunderstanding?"

"...But this is really a misunderstanding!" Uchiha Ouzhi burst into tears - these guys blocking the door made it look like they were trying to catch someone, but the problem was, she wasn't particularly familiar with them at all, okay?

!Moreover, it would be fine if she really did something bad, but she just wanted to find a place to put her drunken blind dates and chance encounters. How did things end up like this!!!

"Then tell me -" Uchiha Izuna asked.

"What's with the really red clothes?"

"...He took it off himself." Although she didn't know why this "Grandpa Izuna" knew Mr. Makoto, Uchiha Oichi still answered honestly. After all, she was not good at lying at all. Once

It will be easily seen if you do this.

"Where are the really red eyes?"

"He covered it himself."

"Really red cat ears?"

"He wore it himself."

"Where's the other one?"

"He changed his clothes by himself and put on his ears by himself."

"Where are your clothes and handcuffs?"

"I took it off myself and put it on myself."

"So you call this a misunderstanding?" Uchiha Izuna completely darkened his face, "Are you treating yourself as a fool, or do you treat others as fools?"

"...I told you that things are not what you think!" Uchiha's mentality was about to collapse. She tried very hard to "jump out" from the quilt and the arms of the two people beside her, and lifted up the scattered clothes beside her.

Showing the playing cards to others, "That's because we were playing cards before!!!"

"Wow~" Dazai Osamu exclaimed, "Is this the exclusive sign for Konoha Love Hotel? I've learned a lot~"

Uchiha tape: "..." Did she... accidentally... the more she washed, the darker the color became???

Um?

etc!

She belatedly discovered that Osamu Dazai was here, and was stunned: "Mr. Dazai, why are you here..."

"Yo~" Osamu Dazai raised his right hand and greeted with a smile, "Miss Otoko, long time no see~"

Uchiha: "..." Is this the time to say hello??? But politeness still made her subconsciously answer, "Okay, long time no see..."

Uchiha held his forehead and said, "Miss Otoko, this person has been following you when you were on a blind date." Miss Otoko was really too gullible, and he felt that he had an obligation to remind her - this person is called "

The man "Dazai Osamu" is definitely not a kind person, but a strange person who knows how to stalk.

There is no doubt that this person has selectively ignored that he has done similar things. Even if someone reminds him, he will only say, "I was caring about Miss Obei's safety, and we are of the same race."

After all, he is an Uchiha, an old double standard.

"Wha, what?!" Uchiha looked at Osamu Dazai dumbfounded, "Why... why do you..."

Dazai Osamu raised his hands, making a harmless gesture, and explained: "This is a misunderstanding, Ms. Obito~ Although in fact I am indeed following you, my main target is not you, but you

The black dwarf next to him is wearing a nightgown and cat ears~ Oh, no, it’s the white cat-eared dwarf now~”

"Shut up, Dazai!"

Amidst the angry curses coming from behind, Uchiha realized belatedly: "...Mr. Dazai, do you know Mr. Nakahara?"

"That's right." Dazai Osamu put down his hands, put them in the pockets of his windbreaker, and smiled slightly, "We are old acquaintances. So, when I saw that Miss Ochi, who was my former blind date, became this guy's blind date today, I was a little concerned.

, so I followed him to take a look on a whim~"

"...Hashido sack!" Atsushi Nakajima almost jumped up on the spot, "Here, have you ever had a blind date with Mr. Dazai before this lady???"

"Hi~" Osamu Dazai replied with a smile.

"...Wait a minute." Shimura Danzo, who was particularly disliked because of his talkativeness and poor ability to speak, couldn't help but said, "Isn't she Kagami's blind date?"

Uchiha Mirror: "..." Okay, Senior Brother Danzo, I already know that you hate me and want me to die. Let's see what happens next.

Uchiha Izuna snorted coldly: "She and my brother also had a blind date."

Uchiha Madara, who has remained silent since joining: "..."

The person blocking the door subconsciously turned back to look at him, and unconsciously made way for him.

It was precisely because of this that Ochiha Uchiha clearly saw Uchiha Madara's figure for the first time, and her expression changed instantly. She subconsciously wanted to give him a kowtow or a standard earth seat, but she completely forgot about herself

Her hands were being handcuffed, so after she yelled "ah", she plunged her entire upper body into the quilt, looking like an ostrich with its head stuck in the sand.

Everyone: "..."

"Are you okay? Hahahahahahaha!" Uchiha Makoto patted the bed and laughed while grabbing someone's waist, trying to "pull" her up.

Zhongyuan Zhongya looked at the bedside lamp beside him and asked, "Miss Daizi, are you okay?... Why does it feel like your head is shining? Is it broken?"

The rest: "..."

She and Uchiha Madara also had a blind date???

Uchiha Izuna curled his lips: "Isn't it too late to escape now?"

Uchiha Kagami glanced at his teacher, whose face was getting more and more ugly, and then at his second-in-command, who seemed to be fine, and finally couldn't help but uttered a "voice of conscience": "Master Izuna, if I remember correctly,

You also had a blind date with Miss Daizi, right?"

Uchiha Madara: "???" He turned his head and looked at his brother in astonishment, "Izuna, you..."

Uchiha Izuna: "..." Nizi! Is your surname "Uchiha" or "Senju"?

"Hashido Sack..." Danzo Shimura felt his head was a little dizzy, "So, everyone has been on a blind date with her???"

Others: "..." Good question.
To be continued...