Finally, the big cat coaxed the kitten into the bathroom of the hotel room.

That's right, the two children were not there - they were taken to his own room by their dear uncle, who said euphemistically, "You should always give your parents a chance to be alone, and you can't stick to them all the time."

The children are very obedient.

In this regard,

Uchiha Madara said: There is nothing to say, my dear brother.owo

Uchiha Ozi said: I really thank you.=                    

"Say it in advance!" Uchiha said solemnly while rolling up his sleeves, "You just sit with your back to me and you are absolutely not allowed to turn around or move your hands or feet or anything like that!"

Uchiha Madara nodded happily: "Okay."

"...Why do I suddenly feel less trustworthy?"

"Why are you so suspicious, woman?"

"..." Can you blame her? It's clearly his fault!!!

However, after walking into the bathroom...

But the man suddenly said: "How about I wash your hair first, then wrap it in a towel, and then you sit down and help me rub my back."

"...No, no need."

"Isn't your hair uncomfortable?" Uchiha Madara raised the corner of his mouth slightly. After all, he is also an excellent "tactician". He is very skilled at finding out the opponent's weaknesses. "Besides, if you don't clean it as soon as possible, it will happen."

The quality may get worse and worse.”

Uchiha tape: "!!!" Explode!

Yes, her biggest pain is... After inheriting Megumi's body, everything else seems to have changed for the better, but that smooth black hair... unknowingly turned into the same thing as before her eyes

She has the same fried hair as a human being, and she refuses to admit that it is her fault, absolutely not! She definitely had smooth and beautiful black hair when she was alive!!!

After being poked at her weakness, she hesitated for a moment and said reluctantly: "Well...that's fine, but! You..."

"You're not allowed to do weird things, right?" Uchiha Madara chuckled, "But it's impossible not to do it, otherwise how can I help you clean your hair."

"..." Humph! He'd better be honest, otherwise he'll get slapped in the face!

Although the bathroom here is much smaller than the one in Uchiha's house, there is no difference in configuration.

The Uchiha raised his head slightly by the pool like the man did before, looking nervously at the man who was looking down at him. To be honest...well, this sense of oppression is quite strong.

Uchiha Madara looked down at his wife with a smile, and then suddenly raised his hand, lightly scratched her beautiful little neck with his slender fingers, and said teasingly: "Hitomi, you look like this, it really seems like you are trying to stretch your neck."

kill."

Uchiha: "..." She couldn't complain, but she still complained firmly, "You are too vengeful!"

"So, don't provoke me to the extreme." Uchiha Madara did not deny the fact that he was "small-minded" in some aspects. He gave his wife a slight "warning", then picked up the wooden spoon on the side and heated it with just the right temperature.

The water wetted her hair.

"You... be gentle..." Uchiha couldn't help but remind her, because she had seen how this man washed his hair... Well, it was like a cat putting his head under the waterfall.

The swinging big cat...that's called rough and wanton.

"When you were washing me before, you secretly pulled out my hair, right?" Madara Uchiha replied with a half-smile.

Uchiha: "..." Don't, don't be so fussy about it! And, and... she didn't know the meaning of his hair at that time, she begged in a low voice and said, "Don't, don't... my current hair is also for

You guys kept it, don’t mess with it, okay?”

Uchiha Madara: "..." This woman is really good at saying things that make him angry, but also good at saying things that make him like it. However, he was just talking verbally, how can a grown man pluck a woman's hair out of nothing?

What about revenge? That would be too mean.

He smoothed his wife's long hair very gently, then picked up the soap locust on the side, lowered his head and smelled it, and immediately frowned: "It doesn't smell like citrus." He liked the citrus smell on her body, like a winter afternoon.

The family gathers together to eat oranges, which is warm and cozy, which is very good. And this soap locust has a very common floral scent, which seems to be red toon. He doesn't like this kind of flower, which is unlucky.

He actually didn't care much about this kind of thing before, but recently...

Gradually, I started to care a little more.

Because when this kind of flower withers, it will drop the receptacle completely, so it is also called..."decapitated flower".

"...I'm out of town, so I'll leave it at that." Uchiha raised his hand helplessly and tugged on the gloomy-faced man's sleeve, almost coaxing him, "I'll wash my hair when I get back tomorrow.

Use your favorite citrus-flavored soapberry, okay?"

"...Okay." Uchiha Madara actually wanted someone to change his hair, but thinking that his wife's hair was wet now, it was extremely cool even at night at the seaside in the middle of summer. If he didn't wash it off quickly, he might catch a cold, so he had no choice but to

Reluctantly agreed.

In fact, Uchiha's belt was already prepared for her fur to be pulled out, and as a result... well, a certain big cat's movements were very gentle. Even if she accidentally caused a little pain, he would immediately judge it based on her expression.

Immediately slow down and soften your movements.

Soon, Uchiha Madara became very proficient. After all, he could basically brush up his "proficiency" level in everything, and he had always been a smart person. So, wouldn't he be almost at the max level if he kept brushing up? Looking at his wife's expression,

His nervousness and vigilance became slightly relaxed, and finally he even became a little bit enjoying himself. He couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth slightly, feeling a little proud——

Well, this sense of accomplishment makes people feel a little comfortable. But then again, he can actually get a sense of accomplishment from such a small thing. Isn't he a little too easy to fool?

The man with a wanton nature struggled for a moment and then decided not to struggle anymore. After all, just be happy and don't care about other things.

Finally, he used a towel to absorb the moisture from his wife's hair, then wrapped it carefully with another dry towel, and nodded with satisfaction: "Okay." He asked with a smile, "What do you think?"

After the Uchiha leader was silent for a while, he gave a thumbs up decisively and replied seriously: "If you don't want to be the leader of the Uchiha clan in the future, it's perfectly fine to change your career to become a hair shampoo technician!"

Uchiha Madara was immediately laughed out of anger. Oh, he was not the leader of the Uchiha clan, but he went to wash other people's hair. In her mind, he was like this? Tsk, he was really just an overly naughty and unruly kitten. So he raised his finger.

He flicked her forehead, and then, as she cried out in pain, "Ah!", she said with a smile: "Then, Hitomi, now is the time for you to repay me."

The Uchiha shuddered and suddenly wanted to run away, mainly because the smile of the person in front of her was really too "child-eating". However, she still understood the principle of "repaying a favor with kindness", so she persisted

Scalp nodded: "I understand. Wait, wait! What are you doing?!"

Uchiha Madara, who took off his coat very readily, looked at her inexplicably: "You don't take off your clothes when you take a shower?"

"...Don't, don't take off your pants!"

"...You wear pants when taking a shower?"

"Anyway, I'm just rubbing your back, you can wait until I leave!!!"

The man said "You are so troublesome" and said, "It's not like I've never seen you before, so why do you do this?"

Uchiha Obito: "..." I've seen it all because of being forced, okay?! Besides, besides, is it so glorious to be naked in front of others? The moment she complained so much in her heart, for some reason, her mind suddenly

A scene emerged of this man naked and wearing black pants standing on a high place and "hahahahahaha" to countless people, and he suddenly laughed out loud.

Uchiha Madara: "?"

"No," Ochiha suppressed laughter, shook his head and said, "It's nothing." She knew without thinking that she would be "retaliated" if she told the truth, and she wasn't that stupid~

Uchiha Madara then sat on the small wooden stool in the bathroom. While preparing to wash his hair, he turned back to his wife and said: "It's time to start." By the way, he thought to himself, tsk, it's really uncomfortable to have to wear pants while taking a shower. This woman is nothing.

Problem.

However, this uncomfortable and comfortable thought disappeared immediately the moment his wife, who was sitting behind him, put her gentle little hands on his back.

To put it metaphorically, the big cat is like finding a suitable comb, lying down comfortably on the ground, letting people comb its body carefully, and making a pleasant "purring" sound in its throat~

Although Uchiha couldn't see the man's expression, he could feel the comfort he felt at the moment from the relaxation of his muscles, so he smiled and asked, "How do you feel?"

"Well..." Uchiha Madara answered in the same manner, "If you get better in the future and want to find a job to pass the time, working as a bath girl would be great."

Uchiha tape: "???" Hello!!!

She immediately couldn't laugh or cry, because this man was really... too vindictive! Moreover, if she really went, would he agree? That must be impossible, huh!

But then again...

She curiously asked: "Madara-sama, don't you like others to be in close contact with you behind you?" This matter was also confirmed by her in the "interesting stories of teenagers" mentioned by Hashirama-sama, but then again

, Madara-sama in the past was really... well, "innocent", and he would actually reveal his weaknesses in front of people he had not met for a long time. However, even for him now, maybe this essence has not changed, but was just suddenly exposed.

It looks like she's hiding it behind a very strong appearance. Well, in this regard, she's still very cute.

Uchiha Madara was slightly startled when he heard this, thinking: Well...it seems like something like this is going on...

When I asked my wife for the "back rub I owed", I accidentally forgot about it; then when I actually implemented it, I felt comfortable at the beginning, so I forgot about it again...

Finally came to the conclusion——

"Because you are just like Izuna."

Some strange answers made Uchiha blink subconsciously, but she understood immediately. The translation of his words was——

"Because you are as worthy of my trust as Izuna, so even if you are so close and behind me, it doesn't matter."

For some reason, Ochiha Ochi suddenly felt very happy.

So she happily continued to rub the person's back, and said jokingly: "This guest, would you like to add more time? The second time is half price~ Well, you can also get a bottle of milk after bathing."

Uchiha Madara was silent for a moment and asked doubtfully: "Why are you so skilled?"

The Uchiha was also silent for a moment, and asked with the same doubt: "Then why do you think this is skillful?"

The next second, the two of them were silent at the same time. They felt that something was not right but it seemed that nothing was wrong.

Um……

Anyway, let’s leave it like this~

Then they continued to enjoy this little cozy time together that belonged only to the two of them.

The author has something to say: Abara:...I am occasionally asked by Hashirama to take a bath together, isn't that okay?

Ah Dai: Then what I heard is not okay?

Aban:……
Chapter completed!