("Oiko Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");

As the saying goes, "Once you are alive, twice you are familiar, three times...", after three times you will be dead...

Uchiha Ochi thought so.

That's right, when she had already put on her pajamas and was about to lie down to sleep, the third round of "game" began. It can be seen that this bad game has nothing to do with the dessert shop "Gan Ligan", and she almost wronged the owner. Alas.

, for the sake of investigation, she ate almost three meals a day there, and the money she spent like water should be regarded as compensation.

...No, that’s not the point!

Wearing light green pajamas with a strawberry pattern, and looking like a large matcha strawberry towel roll, Uchiha looked at the "new scene" unlocked this time with a confused look on his face.

Sweet, dessert shop?

...In the end, it still has something to do with the dessert shop? Yoxi, you should continue to investigate Ganligan after you return!

At the same time, another summon button appeared next to her, and she pressed the button casually as "practice makes perfect". After pressing it, she suddenly remembered that this time the summon button seemed to have... no numbers written on it?

...Forget it, no matter how many lice there are, people don’t itch. Anyway, it’s embarrassing and painful. Is there any difference between one and seven?

There is no difference at all!

It can be seen from this that Uchiha Oichi has a strong ability to withstand stress, acceptability and adaptability. Although her current thoughts are a bit scumbag, at least she can survive the storm of fate.

Stand up strong in the rain! Applause!

The next second, the summon button disappeared, and one, two, three, four, five, six, seven appeared in the house one after another...

"Seven, seven?!"

The Uchiha was stunned and wanted to rush back to beat the self a few seconds ago. However, it was obviously too late...

What makes her even more painful is that according to their seniority, these seven people are -

Uchiha Madara, Uchiha Izuna, Uchiha Kagami, Uchiha Obito, Uchiha Shisui, Uchiha Itachi and Uchiha Sasuke.

Well, you can't rank them by height. If you rank them by height, some ancestors will lose their face.

Yes, I'm talking about you, Uchiha Izuna, who struggled to reach 175 just 0.2 centimeters away.

What? She is only 152?

Oh...that's okay.

With such thoughts in mind, Uchiha Obito looked at Uchiha Obito with deep affection - a hot man who is at the peak of Uchiha's height together with Uchiha Sasuke. Thank you for raising the average height of our generation! Although

The average is only 167, but at least...it's higher!

The short-haired young man with a scar on the right side of his face seemed a little embarrassed by this look. While observing the indoor environment sideways, he blurted out: "Don't keep staring at me, Trash No. 2."

"...Sorry, trash number one." Uchiha replied subconsciously.

The rest: "..."

Uchiha tape: "..." Ah, I'm sorry, I was affected by a certain memory. I can't help it. This nickname is really a bit brainwashing.

No, no, no, the point is not here, but...

The Uchiha belt looked at the seven Uchiha in front of him with difficulty, and blurted out a heartfelt sentence: "Did I stab the cat's nest this time?"

Everyone: "..."

After a moment of silence, Uchiha Madara...or a certain Madara said helplessly: "Kid, do you still remember your last name?"

Uchiha tape: "..." Hahahahaha, I'm sorry she was wrong! It turns out she is also a black cat, so that's okay!

"Obi-san." Uchiha Shisui walked to the only woman in the store and asked, "Did you get summoned here when you were about to go to bed?"

"Ah?" Uchiha was stunned for a moment, and then realized that he was still wearing pajamas. He immediately raised his hand and shook his sleeves, and said helplessly, "Yeah, I was just about to lie down and sleep."

"It would be better to change into some clothes." Uchiha Itachi said thoughtfully, "No matter what we need to do next, these clothes are obviously inappropriate."

"But, are there any clothes I can change here?" Uchiha Sasuke raised his eyebrows.

The clothes of these three brothers of the same generation are completely different——

Uchiha Shisui was still wearing his favorite clan uniform, a high-necked long-sleeved dark blue top and black trousers.

Uchiha Itachi did not wear an ANBU uniform this time, but wore a V-neck black top and black trousers. The traditional Konoha mesh tights could be vaguely seen from the collar, and he wore a high-collared dark blue robe outside.

Uchiha Sasuke is wearing a white samurai uniform with black upper and lower parts, and a weapon hanging in its sheath on the left side of his waist that is still extraordinary.

scholar

Sword, like his brother, he also wears a high-collared black robe with the Uchiha clan emblem on the back. The difference is that Uchiha Itachi wears the robe properly, while he

It was hung loosely on the shoulders. Don't ask why it didn't fall off. Ask if chakra has suction power. Don't ask if it would be boring to waste chakra on such things. I am completely different from some smart people.

Same.

As he spoke, Uchiha Sasuke pulled off the cloak from his shoulders and was about to hand it to someone. Coincidentally, Uchiha Itachi was also about to do the same action. As a result, the two brothers' eyes naturally met.

Uchiha Itachi: "..."

Uchiha Sasuke: "...Tsk."

Then, the two of them looked at the Uchiha belt at the same time, with one meaning in their eyes——

Who did you choose?

"Ah ha ha ha ha..." Uchiha Ochi thought to himself, "There are a bunch of clothes in my Kamui space, but I really don't need them." Then he smiled dryly, grabbed two outer robes, and wrapped them all around himself.

, while he was sweating all over his body and said, "Thank you, thank you, it's warm and warm."

The rest: "..."

Uchiha Obito sneered: "Idiot."

Uchiha Tape: "..." Please give me some face! Besides, I obviously haven't had a boyfriend so far, so why am I forced to "carry water"? It's such an injustice, okay...

Uchiha Madara, Uchiha Izuna and Uchiha Obito all wore the high-collared robes that Uchiha men like to wear. The difference is that Uchiha Madara chose black, Uchiha Izuna chose dark blue, and Uchiha

Obito... chose purple.

Uchiha was very lucky that the three people's robes were all tied with belts, so it was not so easy to pull them off for her. Otherwise, she might have to wear five pieces at the same time...

The only special case is Uchiha Kagami. He does not wear ethnic uniforms, but wears a navy blue home kimono with an apricot-colored belt. It looks quite ordinary and gives people a very...

Yeah, it looks familiar. Not like an Uchiha, but like someone from the Senju family.

It can be said that he is the biggest outlier among this group of people in terms of clothing.

Same as Uchiha belt.

Just at this moment, the prompt sounded again——

[Dang Dang Dang~ The interdimensional black cat family pet cafe is ready to open~ Store manager Sang, please be prepared~]

With this voice full of gloating, the pajamas and two outer robes worn by Uchiha were directly transformed into a standard maid outfit - a black short skirt, a white apron and white silk. It was loose and loose.

A white "Katyusha" was also worn on her long black hair.

But she was almost used to changing clothes in her first game.

However, there is a huge difference between this time and that time, and that is...

"...Ears?" Uchiha Izuna looked in surprise at the two fluffy black cat ears that suddenly appeared on the top of the woman's head. After being stunned for a second, he decisively obeyed his inner thoughts and raised his hands to grab them.

.

"Yeah!!!" Uchiha exclaimed subconsciously, and then her fair face suddenly turned red - this was not because she felt shy, but a purely physiological reaction. Nothing at all.

Doubtful, these ears that suddenly grew out are really quite sensitive.

"Huh???" Uchiha Izuna made a meaningful, devilish voice, then gently rubbed the tips of the ears with his fingers, then lowered his head and leaned over to face the fluff inside.

He blew softly and said, "Huh~"

"!!!" The tail behind Uchiha's belt stood straight up, and the hair was all blown up. At first glance, it looked like a feather duster.

Just at this moment...

The demonic hand belonging to a certain Madara grabbed the tail, and then stroked it from tip to tail in a very naughty manner.

"..."

"This feels..." Uchiha Madara commented after masturbating several times, "It's very real. Kid, do you have any actual sexual feelings?"

"...What do you think!!!"

If her tail hadn't been caught, she would have wanted to slap someone in the face repeatedly with it - but, was it an illusion? She always felt that this serious cat lover might actually enjoy it.

"...Stop pinching me!!!" Uchiha raised his hand and slapped away Uchiha Izuna's hands that had touched the base of her ears, and then removed his tail from someone's "claws"

After pulling it out, I felt deeply that the most shameless among this group of people were indeed the two "oldest" ones.

Then, her waist was grabbed by a pair of big hands.

"...Eh???"

Uchiha Obito himself then lifted someone up high, just like "Rafiki the baboon lifted up the little Lion King Simba", and then, after leading the person a little away from two elders who were too shameless,

, looking directly at the cat tail that was swaying slightly in front of his eyes, like a big black cat attracted by a cat teaser, his eyes unblinking, his pupils unconsciously contracted and he commented: "This thing is really cool.

lifelike."

"Hey, you..." Uchiha didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

"Indeed." Uchiha Shisui smiled and nodded, leaning forward.

"Indeed." Itachi Uchiha nodded slightly and leaned forward.

"That's right." Uchiha Sasuke nodded slightly and leaned forward.

"Interesting." Uchiha Mirror coughed lightly and leaned forward.

"...Hello!!!!!!!" This group of people is really enough!

Just when it becomes clear that someone cannot escape the fate of being masturbated...

The beep sounded again.

[Dang Dang Dang~ The Black Cat Family Pet Cafe is ready to open~ Clerks, please be prepared~]

The next second, a puff of white smoke suddenly appeared in the store, and the Uchiha belt "dropped" to the ground.

reason?

After the smoke dissipated, she silently looked at the group of real black cats rolling around on the ground beside her, and said nothing: Look, what is the reward of this world! Is this it?!

The cruel reality also proves that sometimes the "victim" will really turn into the "perpetrator" in the next second. For example, someone starts to smile "hey hey hey" and approaches the black cats all over the floor -

—

"Come on, come on~ don't run~ let me touch you~~~"

The author has something to say: The Cat Cafe has opened, with all kinds of beautiful cats, don’t miss it~

2("Official Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");
Chapter completed!