("Oiko Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");

There is no doubt that the Uchiha clan is a clan that has taken the wonderful love of the same clan and "me against myself" to the extreme.

So at this moment, Uchiha Madara was blaming him without changing his expression, and no one thought there was a problem, except for the clan leader, Meow. After all, he was not a human now~

Immediately afterwards, Uchiha Madara turned to the page of the cat in front of him. After carefully studying its various values, he nodded with satisfaction: "Very good, very healthy. You are raising it well."

Uchiha tape: "..." Oh. You... are quite good at raising cats...

She couldn't help but think of some memories she had of the man in front of her always squatting in the yard early in the morning wearing a dark blue home kimono, calling "Mimi, Mimi" while using his own hands

He made small dried fish and fed them to the dozens of cats surrounding him. Almost every one of them, even if they were not orange, ended up being fed by him until their bellies bulged, and a few of them had almost no drag on their short legs.

The ground is simply like a cat-like penguin that walks on its hands and feet.

She... she once complained about him and said, "You should give them less food, they are too fat and it is not good." He would reply with a slightly embarrassed expression, "They come over and nuzzle me and ask for food."

So he gave it to a man who looked a bit fierce and bad-tempered, but he couldn't do anything about the little kitten's coquettishness.

It's just that now, he doesn't even have a stable residence and environment for himself. Obviously, it's impossible to unknowingly raise a group of cats like that.

Closer to home, the introduction to Izuna on this page is - smart, sharp, clever and lively, and only well-behaved with certain people. (Note: It hates silver-haired people extremely. Please be sure not to appear in front of such guests, otherwise you will be responsible for the consequences)

"You little kitten," Uchiha Madara took off the black leather glove on his right hand, leaned down and stretched out his fingers to tease Izumina's chin, "you are very classy."

Uchiha tape: "..." If you don't like silver hair, it means you have good taste? This young Madara man, please don't bring any personal goods when you masturbate the cat, thank you!

Izumi Nya raised her little neck very cooperatively, and said "meow" in a sullen voice... No, she said "meow" in a sullen voice.

Sasuke, who was boredly poking his brother's tail from time to time with his paw, shuddered, and there was a clearly visible look of disgust on the cat's face, as if to say "How disgusting".

The weasel cat had no expression on his face, sitting upright like a mountain, but the tip of his tail swayed from side to side from time to time, perfectly attracting all the attention of his younger brother, the cat.

However, Madara Uchiha obviously liked this idea, so he leaned down and picked up the cat in a good mood, put it on his lap and started petting it seriously.

Uchiha: "..." She looked at the man in front of her who, although his eyebrows were stretched at this moment, but there were still light lines between his eyebrows, she didn't know what to say for a moment, so she turned around and left in silence.

During the movement, the furry ears on her head were clearly drooped, and the tail hanging behind her was swaying listlessly, with the tip of her tail slightly curled up.

Uchiha Madara raised an eyebrow and thought: Is this prop too realistic? It is almost indistinguishable from a real cat, and it makes people want to reach out and touch it.

Of course, he was indeed not a slut who would make random moves on strange women, and he was really not interested in this kind of thing, so the thought just passed by briefly, and he gave up on the untouchable cat and turned to serious matters.

He started to pet the cat in his hand.

Not long after, Uchiha brought him a table full of desserts and tea.

After Uchiha Madara briefly inspected the food on the table, he picked up a fork and cut off a piece of yokan from the side and stuffed it into his mouth. He was slightly surprised. He originally thought that the taste of a place that seemed to focus on cats would not be very good.

, I didn’t expect it, but it was surprisingly good.

He then took another sip of tea, which was also surprisingly smooth.

Well, I have to say that this can be said to be a small unexpected surprise he encountered in his current "wandering career".

Sure enough, the legend I heard in the clan when I was a child is true——

When you meet a little black cat, good things will happen.

Thinking like this, he unconsciously raised the corners of his mouth and touched the little head of the black cat on his lap very gently, which elicited another squeaking sound.

Uchiha, who returned to the counter, secretly looked at Madara and found that he seemed to be quite satisfied with the tea he made. He breathed a sigh of relief. Well, although she was not particularly good at cooking or anything like that, she

Because of the memories she got, she... quite understands the tastes of these people.

Therefore, at least in these little things, we can really try to fit their tastes as much as possible.

In any case, since she is a shopkeeper at this moment, it is her duty to strive to satisfy her customers.

Thinking like this, she suddenly felt her arms sink. It turned out that a certain clan leader cat had put its paws on her arms and raised its head to look at her.

Uchiha couldn't help but smile, and stretched out his hand to gently hook his neck in the same manner, and whispered: "Come on, meow me~" Izuna is like a coquettish and cute cat~

Clan leader Meow opened his mouth under her extremely expectant gaze...

He bit her finger.

——Dream, kid.

——When I go back, I will let you show me your cat.

"……"Hello!

And at this moment...

The automatic sensor door opened again.

The crisp wind chime sounded again.

"Welcome!" Uchiha shouted subconsciously.

When she saw clearly the two people who appeared at the door this time, her expression was slightly startled - for no other reason than that the people who appeared this time were serious... Konoha ninjas, wearing forehead protectors on their foreheads.

That kind of, well, definitely didn't get a scratch.

Naturally, the two people who appeared at the door attracted the attention and vigilance of the three customers in the store.

But the Uchiha belt feels that it is not necessary. If you ask why, it is of course because...

Appearing at the door were the legendary "newbie village guides" - Iruka and Mizuki.

If she read correctly, this Iruka should look to be in his early twenties. In other words, the timeline they are in should be when Uzumaki Naruto is in school or about to graduate, but he must not have graduated yet. After all, Mizuki

Isn't this good?

Moreover, judging from their expressions, they don't recognize her, which means... are they in a world with "obito" instead of "obito"?

There is a saying, when these two people appear, the one who should be nervous is not the three people in the store, but...the two of them. It is no exaggeration to say that any one of Uchiha Madara, Uchiha Itachi and Inikaki Kisame would take action.

Both of them can be easily crushed to death.

However, forget Mizuki, Iruka is a truly good person.

Uchiha didn't want anything to happen to him, so she walked over with a smile: "Are you two guests? Please sit here." Then she guided them to a position where they could see Uchiha Madara but definitely not Uchiha Itachi.

There was no other reason - the two of them probably knew Uchiha Itachi, but they also probably didn't know Uchiha Madara.

During the march, both Mizuki and Iruka turned to look at Uchiha Madara, who narrowed his eyes slightly and was fully prepared to take action, but...

"Hey, Iruka." Mizuki quietly touched Iruka's shoulder with his shoulder, "The man at the door is quite handsome."

Iruka made a "silence" gesture: "Keep your voice down, it's too rude to be heard. However," he paused and admitted, "he is indeed quite handsome, even compared to Kakashi-senpai.

It’s pretty much the same.”

Obito's ears stood up and trembled slightly as he lay lazily on the table.

Uchiha belt: "..."

Uchiha Madara: "???" He frowned slightly. These two people were indeed Konoha's ninjas, but why didn't they recognize him? Moreover, it didn't seem to be a lie at all. That guy from Senju Tobirama shouldn't give

Is everyone publishing his portrait and tracking his whereabouts? Strange.

...Could it be that the portraits these two people got were painted by Hashirama?

This is barely understandable, because even he doesn't dare to think about how he looks in Hashirama's eyes, which must be seriously distorted.

Anyway, let’s observe first.

He didn't want to kill every Konoha ninja he saw if it was unnecessary. Of course, if these two people were looking for death themselves, he wouldn't be blamed.

Ochiha Uchiha secretly breathed a sigh of relief: Sure enough, her judgment was correct. Most of the ordinary Konoha ninjas in later generations do not know Uncle Madara or what he looked like when he was young.

However, there is actually no problem with Uchiha Madara's judgment. The Uchiha Madara in Senju Hashirama's mind and the Uchiha Madara in Senju Tobirama's writing are equivalent to the Uchiha Madara smiling under the moon in the ending theme of the cartoon.

In the comics, Madara Uchiha, who has a "child-eating" expression on his face, is indeed the same person, but the difference is really huge... I can only say that Kitchen and Kuro are really very different.

"Two guests, this is our menu." Uchiha handed over the menu.

"Iruka, do whatever you want. I'm treating you today." Mizuki said with a smile. He has always been very professional and hard-working when it comes to deliberately building a relationship with Iruka.

"...No, let's each pay what we have."

"Okay, Iruka, we all agreed before we came here, didn't we?" Mizuki insisted, "Besides, I just received a mission payment, so I have plenty of money."

"...Thank you then." Iruka said with a slight shock.

Uchiha looked at this scene with dead eyes. She still vaguely remembered... In the early years, when the original work was still very early, before everyone knew that the words on the commemorative monument that Kakashi always visited were "

"Obito", "Obito" was still "Mito", before a certain girl officially appeared on the stage, the CP of Kakashi x Iruka was super hot and invincible.

Close relationship, always in the position of ex-boyfriend, ex-husband, third party or pornographic person.

emmmm……

I've seen it, the man who always cuckolds Kakashi.

...Actually, is this very rare?

Aren’t they all over the house?

It's a pity that someone didn't make the numbers at all.

Well, putting this aside, Mizuki and Iruka quickly ordered the drinks and desserts they needed, which were of normal sweetness and normal portions.
To be continued...