("Oiko Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");

To be honest, Uchiha was not too surprised that Orochimaru could discover this matter. After all...

This guy will be a "splicing madman" in the future.

Look at him and his tool men, they are basically all weird. It can be seen that Orochimaru may seriously feel that all the normal forms of human beings currently have many shortcomings, so he transforms them according to his own ideas.

Yes. This is true for others, and it is also true for yourself.

However, this guy is really too rude and annoying. If we weren't worried about bringing psychological shadow to Master Jiraiya and Tsunade-sama, and bringing unpredictable changes to the history of their world, really

I just want to get rid of it easily. Don’t ask, I just really hate this guy.

"...Orochimaru, you are so rude!" Tsunade slammed her hands on the table and stood up.

Jiraiya also jumped up quickly: "Well, well, Orochimaru, don't say such weird things, you will be disliked."

As for Orochimaru, he still stared at the girl in front of him without blinking. What he didn't tell his two teammates was that it wasn't that he didn't want to end the current state, but...

Can't move.

Don't dare to move either.

There was a strong intuition telling him that if he dared to move again, he would die.

There is no doubt that the girl with animal ears in front of him is very strong, very strong, more powerful than anyone he has encountered so far. Maybe even the third generation teacher may not... What is even more terrifying is that he clearly feels such a strong

His two teammates were unaware of his murderous intent, and even thought that he was continuing to pester each other.

A drop of cold sweat slipped from his forehead unconsciously.

Seeing that the threat was enough, Uchiha slowly let go of his hand and said with a kind smile: "This guest, please remember what I just said. Otherwise," she narrowed her eyes.

"I'm afraid I'm going to ask you out." However, she couldn't guarantee whether the process would be a little rough. And whether other cats would take action during the process - after all, Shisui and the others had already

She was angered. If she hadn't struck quickly just now, the young Orochimaru would have been pinned to the ground and beaten by Gundam.

"..." Orochimaru was silent for a moment and replied decisively, "I understand."

There is no doubt that this guy can be said to be a top-notch person when it comes to understanding current affairs. He will do it when he needs to do it, and he will do it when he needs to be timid. Properly showing his self-worth, maybe, he can survive until the end until Boruto.

Chuandu continues to shine and even forcibly whitewashes a wave of "winning magic".

When it comes to survival, really no one can beat him.

"That would be great." Uchiha nodded, "I don't know if the three of you want to order now or later. If it's the latter, just choose what you want and call me or the store staff.

Already."

"Well... let's discuss it..." Jiraiya laughed dryly.

Tsunade also showed an awkward smile and nodded repeatedly.

"Okay." Uchiha nodded and decisively chose to turn around and leave. He also winked at the three cats on the side. The latter immediately understood and jumped to the table not far away from the three of them.

Go up, squat down in a row, and keep an eye on people.

Although Uchiha didn't think that these three people would take action against the three little ones in the store, no one understood better than her that Orochimaru's bottom line was that he had no bottom line, so she had better keep an eye on it just in case anything happened.

Accident.

Seeing the "Miss Beast Ear Girl" leave, Jiraiya whispered to his teammates beside him: "Orochimaru, you are so rude! This is not the kind of shop where you can just pay and touch casually. You have to do it first.

Let’s get in touch with each other!”

Tsunade: "..." With a black face, "Shut up, Jiraiya, and stop leading Orochimaru astray!" There is no doubt that she attributed what just happened to "Orochimaru was possessed by Jiraiya."

Jiraiya: "???" No, no, can you blame me for Orochimaru's failure in trying to strike up a conversation? He's so handsome, but he really does whatever he wants? Staring with dissatisfaction——————

Orochimaru: "..." He wanted to tell the two Baga teammates that "everything is not like this." However, he was not sure whether the three of them were being monitored by the very powerful girl who had never seen him before, nor whether

He was sure if he would offend the other party if he explained, so he wisely chose to remain silent and skillfully turned a deaf ear to what they said.

At this moment, the automatic sensor door opened again.

The wind chimes move with the wind and make a crisp sound.

"Welcome!" Uchiha Oichi and the three little ones shouted at the same time. Because the latter had gradually become more proficient, they did not make any noise to scare the guests.

only……

This time the guests stood at the door and did not come in.

Uchiha walked forward with some surprise, and saw...two young boys standing at the door were having an "argument". One of them had mushroom hair, wearing a white kimono with green edges and a brown tie.

Belt; the other person has short hair, wears a dark blue kimono, and uniquely ties a black belt into a bow around his waist.

"...Madara, I think it would be better for us to call ourselves 'Kinoshita'." The mushroom-headed boy said.

"No, I think the surname should be 'Homura'." The short-haired boy curled his lips, "After all, why do we need to have the same surname? Your name is Koshishiro, and I can be called Ichiro Homura."

"...but didn't we agree to go shopping disguised as brothers?" the mushroom-headed boy retorted, "and why am I Jiro and you are Ichiro?"

"Because I'm one year older than you."

"No, no, it has nothing to do with this. I came up with this idea first, so the person named 'Ichiro' should be me."

"Who cares about you, Jiro Kinoshita."

"...Himura Jiro!"

The black cats in the store: "..." Oh, the dark history of a certain cat has appeared.

Clan leader Meow: "..." Hashirama, you're here again.

Izuna Miao raised her paw and patted her brother's tail: Brother, you actually sneaked out to go shopping with the rotten wood from the Senju family! And you didn't take me with you!

The patriarch, Meow, looked at his younger brother Meow helplessly: Quan Nai, do you know what "sneaking away" means? It means that no one can know.

Quan Na Miao: "..." Continue to pat, pat, pat.

The patriarch, Meow, somewhat helplessly raised his paw and rubbed Rua's little brother's kitten's head - Hey, the younger brother Meow is really cute when he is angry, and the touch feels very good. As expected of Izuna, he is always so cute.

Uchiha belt:==

She looked at the two teenagers at the door with a dead eye, and thought to herself: Are you really serious about pretending? Moreover, normal stores will not care whether you are brothers, what your names are, and who is older.

However……

The young boy Hashirama turned his head and asked as if he had grasped a life-saving straw: "Little sister, tell me, who looks more like an older brother, me or him?"

Uchiha tape: "..." Little, little sister...

Okay, grandpa.

The boy Madara didn't speak, he just stared at someone silently, and the meaning in his eyes was very clear: Think about it before you speak.

Uchiha tape: "..." Oh, suddenly I want to bully a certain young Madara.

……never mind.

She then smiled and replied: "Sorry, I can't tell clearly. Could it be that the two of them are brothers of about the same age?"

Young Hashirama's eyes suddenly lit up, and he nodded repeatedly: "Yeah, yeah." Sure enough, he and Madara were born to be brothers.

But the boy Madara showed a disgusted expression: "Is there something wrong with your eyes?" No matter how you look at him, he is much more handsome than the rustic guy next to him, right?

Quan Na Miao curled her lips: That’s right! Nissan and I are brothers!

Uchiha: "..." Uncle Madara, you... were really annoying when you were a kid.

"Yoshi, Jiro, let's go into the store and sit down!" There is no doubt that the young Hashirama is very satisfied with the answer of this "little sister" just now. The most direct reward he can give is to "generate income" for others.

Anyway, he and Madara sneaked out to the street just to wander around, so it didn’t matter where they stayed, as long as they were with Madara~

The boy Madara curled his lips: "Okay, Erlang."

Uchiha Tape: "..." Okay, no one is a big one and no one is a three. A world where no one will be hurt by this is born, so everyone can be a two.

So, the two teenagers walked into the store swaggeringly.

There is no doubt that they are quite curious about the automatic sensor door, because they have never seen it before. However, compared to the boy Hashirama who was curiously observing at the door, the boy Madara stood aside with a reserved expression.

, and by the way, he quietly observed with the corner of his eye, and the smell of "I am not an ignorant country bumpkin" was written all over his body.

Uchiha belt: "..." Poof!

Oops, Uncle Madara was really annoying and cute when he was a kid.

While she was thinking this, she quietly blinked at the patriarch, Meow.

Patriarch Meow: "..." If possible, he doesn't really want everyone to witness his "dark history." However, since it has come, he can only turn a blind eye and accept its existence.

However, Hashirama when he was a child? I really miss him a little bit.

After playing with the automatic sensor door for a while, the young boy Hashirama asked curiously: "By the way, what kind of store is this?"

He asked the same question as his thirty-year-old self.

"This is a cat cafe, a place where you can pet your cat and drink tea."

"...Cat?" The boy's eyes widened slightly, and then he also shifted his attention from the door to the store, and immediately received a "full screen critical hit"——

So many cats.

And they are all black cats.

According to the Uchiha clan, meeting a black cat will bring good luck. If this is true, then today will undoubtedly be an extremely lucky day.

"Wow, there are so many cats!" The young boy Hashirama also made a voice of surprise.

Unknowingly, the two teenagers walked to the counter at the same time, and then, in a very tacit manner, they pressed their hands on the counter at the same time, staring at——————

His eyes stared unblinkingly at the two brothers, Meow.

Patriarch Meow: "..."

Quan Na Miao: "..."

"This cat is so cute." x2

With the same words, the two people reached out their hands at the same time, and then...

They pointed to different cats.

There is no doubt that the young Hashirama refers to the clan leader, Nya, while the young Madara refers to Izuna Nya.

"No, no, no, ma... cough, Jiro Homura, this bigger cat is definitely cuter." The young boy Hashirama held the patriarch Mew's cheeks with both hands and emphasized while squeezing.

"Kinoshita Jiro, there's something wrong with your aesthetics." The boy Madara hooked Izumina's chin with his fingers and scratched it while saying, "No matter how you look at it, this one is the cuter. It has a beautiful appearance, a well-proportioned body, and a slender tail.

The weight is appropriate, but yours is overweight at first glance."

"It just needs this kind of body shape!" Young Hashirama retorted unconvinced, "What's the point of a weak and invulnerable cat? This cat can't be blown away by a ten-level strong wind at the first glance."

"Why does a cat have to fight against strong winds?" Young Madara retorted unceremoniously, "Besides, that cat will definitely sink immediately if it falls into the water. Mine will definitely float, and maybe it can swim.

Two laps."

Patriarch Meow: "..."

Quan Na Miao: "..."

The rest of the cats: "..."

Uchiha put his hand on his forehead: You two, that's enough...

The author has something to say: Uncle Madara: ...don’t ask, asking is just because you want to kill your childhood self.

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Chapter completed!