("Oiko Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");

Although he sincerely wanted to have sex with his childhood Itachi, considering that a certain cat would most likely explode if he was not chosen again, Shisui Mao had no choice but to drag his tail and turn around and leave, leaving behind a very sad figure.

.

Weasel Meow: "..."

Sasuke raised his beard - hum, tit for tat!

"Ah, I want this one!" Little Sasuke raised his hand and pointed at Itachi on the ground, "Brother, I want it!"

Uchiha Itachi: "..." Isn't the small cat next to him even cuter? The kind that makes people want to hold him in his arms and love him just by looking at him. Even so, he didn't stop his brother, he just said to Uchiha

Bo Daizi said, "Then, these two will be fine."

Almost as soon as he finished speaking.

Itachi and Sasuke easily jumped onto their laps and lay down very decisively. Their business attitude can be said to be quite good.

"Meow." Itachi meowed quietly, and folded its airplane ears under the caress of little Sasuke's chubby little hands.

"Nya~" Sasuke Nya raised his head and made a cooing sound to his younger brother.

In contrast...

Shisui Nya walked away slowly with melancholic cat steps. His back looked so sad, lonely and helpless.

Uchiha: "..." Oh my, you are so pitiful, little Shisui.

So she ran over in a few steps, bent down and picked it up, held it in her arms and gently stroked and comforted it, and kissed its little head twice in the process.

In a place that cannot be seen from her perspective...

Shisui Nyan blinked mischievously at Sasuke Nyan, then raised his furry cat paw and covered his mouth, almost as if he was snickering on purpose - what a coincidence, this is what you did yesterday

Right? Cheating on Sasuke, nya~ tit for tat~

Sasuke Meow: "..."

Sasuke Meow: "???"

Sasuke Meow: "!!!"

Sasuke, nya, is furious!

Shisui raised his beard and made an interesting sound: Ouch, you really teased little Sasuke, it's so interesting~

Itachi sighed helplessly: Brother Zhisui, you have a bit of a bad taste.

Life is not easy, Maomao sighed.

And just when the Uchiha belt passed by a certain table, she dexterously dodged slightly and avoided the "poisonous hand" stretched out by a certain boy towards her. After all, the reason why she didn't avoid little Sasuke's little hand just now was

The fat hand was entirely because she didn't want to. Otherwise, how could the other party catch it?

The boy Obito puffed up his face: "Sister, there are no guests now."

Therefore, he felt that she should give her ears and tail to his younger brother again for safekeeping.

Shisui-nya looked at the young Obito with disgust. There was not much hostility in this look, but it was full of disgust from his younger brother - after all, in the first few years of his life, he was Obito-sister's most beloved brother.

. Even after that... Well, then he still wants to firmly occupy this position and never wants to give it to others. Now this guy just appeared and wants to take over Sister Daizi's ears and tail. It is simply unreasonable!

"...I refuse." Uchiha held Nya Shisui in one hand, and with the index finger of the other hand, he pushed the boy Obito who was about to come over back to his seat with one finger.

"Hey??? Why is this..."

Amid the "screams" of the boy Obito, Uchiha brought him back to the lobby of the coffee shop.

at the same time……

After thinking deeply, the boy Madara stood up and walked to the table where the two cubs, one large and one small, were sitting - as the senior member of the clan, he felt that he had the obligation to take them back properly. Really, I don't know.

How could the elders of these two people let such a young child run around without worry? Although the older one must have been on the battlefield, the younger one is only two years old. Once he is recognized and attacked by a hostile family,

It is 100% impossible to escape and survive.

The young boy Hashirama blinked and followed him very familiarly.

The clan leader, Meow, and Izuna, also walked on cat steps and followed quietly.

"Can you sit down?" Young Madara asked directly without much tact.

Little Sasuke: "?" tilted his head.

Little Weasel frowned slightly, but did not say "yes" or "no". He just replied in a very polite manner: "Excuse me, what can I do?" He didn't recognize the guy in front of him at all, but he felt something inexplicable.

A sense of oppression. Forget it if he was alone. With his younger brother, he didn't really want to have in-depth contact with such an inexplicable person.

With this thought in mind, he stretched his hands little by little behind his back, where his ninja tool bag hung.

The boy Madara raised his eyebrows. He originally thought that this big-hearted child was unprepared for everything, but it turned out that he was a little bit different. In this case, why would he take such a young brother around the world? It is simply unreasonable.

He thought for a moment, turned to the young boy Hashirama and said, "Turn your head away."

"Why?" the young boy Hashirama asked subconsciously.

"Stop being so verbose and don't go there!"

"...Oh." The young Hashirama did not turn his head, but raised his rough hands to cover his eyes, "Is this okay?"

"...Whatever you want." The boy Madara curled his lips, and then, under Uchiha Itachi's vigilant gaze, he slightly dipped his finger into the remaining water stains under the plate with tomatoes, and drew a fan pattern on the table.

"Are you the children of this family?" Because there were other people in the store, he did not choose to say the surname "Uchiha" directly. Who knows if there might be people from rival families among them?

There will be people who seek benefits by tipping other people off. In short, it’s better to be careful.

The young Hashirama opened his fingers silently: Oh~ Madara is indeed a child of the Uchiha family~ Confirmed!

Then, he silently closed his fingers again, but saw nothing.

As long as nothing is known, as long as there is no third person to expose this matter, then he and Madara will be best friends who met by chance and do not know each other's real names.

Quan Na Miao bared her teeth: Look, this mushroom head is really not a good thing, a scheming dog who pretends to be stupid all day long!

The patriarch, Meow, looked up at the sky silently: How should I put it... It can't be said that Hashirama is being scheming, because they both have guesses about each other's identities. In this regard, it can only be said that it is 50-50, and no one is qualified to say who is the other.

Uchiha Itachi frowned even more tightly, not quite understanding what the other party meant - it was not news that he was the son of the Uchiha clan leader. After all, he had already attended the ninja school in the village. As long as he wanted to inquire, he would always

You can find out. Why does this person have to be so mysterious? It's as if the surname "Uchiha" is inconvenient to say.

This is Konoha, and Uchiha is a member of Konoha. No matter where he walks in the village, he can speak his name with dignity. And even if he goes to the battlefield after graduation, he can hold his chest straight and feel confident.

Tell everyone with all your heart——

I am Uchiha Itachi from Konoha.

"So what?" he asked.

The boy Madara snorted softly and folded his arms: "Since you are a child of this family, don't you know me? Didn't your parents tell you?"

The situation within the clan has always been - he doesn't have to know everyone, but everyone must know him. If you ask why, of course it's because he will be the future clan leader, as long as he can survive until his father retires.

Uchiha Itachi: "..." To be honest, he instinctively disliked the other party's too wanton and "arrogant" character, but he was indeed a very polite child, so he shook his head honestly, "Sorry, I really don't

I know you, who are you?" But to be honest, he actually didn't have any hope for the answer from the bottom of his heart. After all... he didn't think that the young man like a wild cat in front of him was so important that his father, who was the leader of the clan, and his body

An existence introduced to him personally by the mother of the patriarch’s wife.

The young boy Hashirama covered his mouth: "Pfft!" This guy Madara was definitely very angry because he was so embarrassed hahahahaha...

Then he was "hit hard" on the back by his friend in disgust.

Young Madara: "..." Tsk, what an irresponsible parent - yes, although he lost his temper in front of his friends, he really didn't take his anger out on the two children. He just felt that their parents

It's a bit irresponsible. Anyway, as clan members, the clan leader and his family need to get to know each other, right? This is the future leader of the clan... No, sheep. Tsk, this must be a problem with this store.

...Forget it, let’s make it clear.

The boy Madara, who was thinking this way, said seriously: "I am the son of the patriarch of your clan."

Uchiha Itachi: "..."

Uchiha Sasuke: "???"

The boy Madara raised his chin slightly, thinking: Although being the son of Baga's father is not a big deal, what about it? You should realize your stupidity now, right?

After a moment of silence.

Uchiha Itachi, who didn't know what expression to show at all, asked in a subtle tone: "You... said you are the son of the patriarch of the Uchiha clan?"

"...Baga! Don't say it!" The boy's face suddenly changed. When he turned around to look, he saw that his friend had covered his ears at some point, and then gave him a silly smile, which roughly meant -

I didn't hear anything, what are you talking about~

On the other side, the boy Obito also sprayed out. He whispered to his two teammates in a subtle tone——

"These days, there are still people pretending to be the children of our family leader?"

Times have changed.

The Uchiha in Konoha are far from as united as the Uchiha during the Warring States Period.

Therefore, the young Obito only remembered the appearance of the clan leader, and vaguely remembered that he had met the clan leader's wife, but he had never seen the clan leader's son. However, he did know that the clan leader's only son was named "Uchiha Itachi" and he was two years old. And now

The boy who boldly claimed to be "the son of the Uchiha clan leader" must be at least twelve years old.

Besides, you, a child of the Uchiha clan leader, don't stay well in Konoha, but go to a foreign country to visit cat cafes in your home kimono. Is there something wrong with you?

That's right, for these three groups of customers, the locations of this store are -

Young Hashirama and Young Madara: A small town near their clan.

Watergate class: a foreign country.

Uchiha Itachi and Uchiha Sasuke: Konoha.

Misunderstandings ensue.

In any case, the young Madara, who was indeed the son of the Uchiha clan leader, was obviously regarded by the other two groups as... a swindler, and a bit stupid, the kind who would lie to others without even knowing their exact age.

There was total silence.

Little Sasuke's innocent voice sounded: "You are the clan leader's son? Then who are my brother and me?"

The boy frowned: "...what do you mean?"

"My brother and I are the clan leader's children!" Little Sasuke replied seriously, "You are not!"

Teenage Madara: "???" Ha??? Dad, what the hell are you doing???

Young Hashirama: "..." Madara, you Uchiha... are you a little bit unhealthy...

Uchiha Obito on the side said directly: Good guy, our clan leader is an only son, but it turns out that you two brothers are both... Then I still don't care, at least I am an only son!

...Ah, no, he also has a twin sister.

Thinking like this, he subconsciously looked at his "sister" and saw her slowly squatting on the ground holding the table with a distorted face. He didn't know whether she was laughing or crying.

Patriarch Meow: "..."

Quan Na Miao: "..."

Unknowingly, all the black cats started to watch the excitement.

The author has something to say: Isn’t this just... lively? 2333

Scallop sauce has almost passed away with laughter.

2("Official Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");
Chapter completed!