("Oiko Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");

After little Sasuke howled for a long time, he realized belatedly what kind of place this place was, and... who was sitting opposite him. He suddenly felt ashamed and embarrassed. It took him a long time to slowly raise his head, and then

All I saw was that the chest of the cat-eared young man in front of me was covered with his own tears and snot.

"...I'm sorry." He burped and whispered.

Itachi Uchiha shook his head, raised his hand and carefully wiped the tears from his brother's face in another world. He was about to take him upstairs to wash his face, when he heard...

Little Naruto on the side said: "That... Sasuke..."

The instinct engraved in little Sasuke's DNA was immediately aroused. Without thinking, he turned his head and pointed angrily: "Don't tell anyone what happened today!" Just the thought of crying in front of all the idiots made him feel ashamed and angry.

I want to beat someone with my fist until they lose their memory.

Little Naruto: "..."

"You are the same!" Little Sasuke pointed at Gaara angrily.

Gaara was so frightened that he shook his head, hugged the little bear tightly, and whispered: "No, I won't tell you. No one cares about me except you and Yashamaru."

Little Sasuke: "..."

Little Naruto immediately comforted him and said, "It's okay, no one cares about me."

Little Sasuke: "???"

"And Sasuke..."

Little Sasuke immediately said: "I am different from you."

Gaara: "..."

Little Naruto curled his lips: What are you so proud of! Bastard Sasuke!

Little Sasuke responded with an eye roll: Humph!

Little Naruto turned his face and looked at Gaara: "Me and this guy, who do you want to play with?" As he said this, he raised his finger and pointed at Sasuke.

Little Sasuke snorted coldly: Are you childish?

But he still looked at the red retriever quietly. After all, he was not willing to lose to the little golden retriever in front of him in anything. Although, in the eyes of many people, the other party seemed to be inferior to him. But, in fact,

He knew that Naruto Uzumaki, the Eight-year-old, also had qualities that many people could not match. Of course, such words would never be said out loud.

Gaara hugged the little bear doll in his arms tightly, looked at the black-haired child carefully, and then replied in a low voice: "I...I want to play with Naruto-kun..."

Little Naruto's proud little tail immediately stood up.

Little Sasuke immediately felt unhappy: "...Who cares?"

Don't ask what the comparison is, it's just the natural rivalry between these two people.

Itachi Uchiha couldn't help laughing when he saw this scene. In fact, he had always found it very interesting. In a sense, his younger brother and Naruto both had very straightforward personalities, but in terms of daily competition, Sasuke always seemed to be at a disadvantage.

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"Hey, now, Sasuke." As soon as the competition was over, little Naruto forgot about it in the blink of an eye and started calling people again.

"……what?"

"Will you go to school tomorrow?"

Little Sasuke pursed his lips and nodded.

If school is not allowed, where else can he go? If he has been taught by his family from the beginning and can deal with school education with a nonchalant attitude, then now, that is the main channel for him to acquire knowledge. Only by acquiring knowledge in an orderly manner can he help him learn more.

Good at learning the scroll you just got.

"Then... do you want to go to school together?" Little Naruto tried to send out an invitation.

Little Sasuke: "..." After he was stunned for a moment, he subconsciously asked, "You live far away from the Uchiha clan, right?"

But little Naruto immediately grasped the key point: "Eh??? Sasuke, do you know where I live?"

Little Sasuke looked away uncomfortably: "I knew it accidentally."

In fact, it was not accidental. Last year, Uzumaki Naruto did not come to school for three consecutive days. Compared to others, he may be the first to notice this matter. There is no other reason. As long as this idiot is in school

, will constantly issue "provocations" and challenges to him, and will come back no matter how many times he is knocked away.

However, it is much better than those annoying girls who only scream around him and interfere with his studies. It can be regarded as... a rare spice in the stagnant school life.

It wasn't until the next day that anyone discussed the idiot's failure to come to school, but many people said things that didn't sound very nice——

"Maybe fired?"

"My mother also told me not to play with him."

"If you don't come, don't come. That guy is actually quite annoying."

…

After that, he deliberately passed by the teacher's office several times, and was called in by a teacher named Mizuki who smiled and asked about the situation. He casually brushed it off.

On the third day.

When he came home from school, he was going to go to a certain meatball shop in Konoha to buy some three-color meatballs for the man who was said to be going home after finishing his mission today, and then... he accidentally saw the guy's back. He hesitated again and again.

Finally, he followed quietly to take a look, only to find that the idiot had a red face and walked into a drugstore in vain. He seemed to have a fever. It looked like he didn't have a fever just now, and he didn't know why he went out to buy medicine today.

However, if you are just sick, you should be able to go back to school soon.

With this thought in mind, he was about to turn around and leave when he saw the idiot being pushed directly out of the door by the store owner: "Gungun, we don't sell anything to you here!"

The idiot who was pushed to the ground lowered his head and didn't say anything. He just stood up, patted the dust on his body, and slowly looked for other pharmacies.

He looked at that guy's back and felt sad for no reason, because... Crane tail is not usually like this. Although he is a fool, he is always energetic.

By some strange coincidence, he had been following the other party silently.

After looking at the end of the crane and being rejected by three pharmacies one after another, he finally bought anti-fever medicine at the fifth pharmacy. The boss asked him: "You had a fever two days ago, why didn't you buy the medicine earlier?"

The crane tail replied: "I fainted from the fever and just woke up today."

Then he saw a trace of complicated emotions flashing through the boss's eyes, and then quickly waved his hand: "After you buy it, leave quickly. Don't tell others that I sold it to you."

The person behind the crane bowed respectfully before turning around and leaving.

He has never seen such a crane tail. Is it normal to buy medicine when you are sick? Why should you bow to someone just because you bought something? This kind of thing... doesn't make sense at all, right?

However, this kind of unreasonable thing seems to be a daily routine for the crane tail.

After that, he followed the crane all the way back home, and when he saw the latter closing the door, he pursed his lips and turned around to go home. Of course, his mother told him that he was late for returning home.

Brother... the man also asked him: "Sasuke, what happened?"

He rarely lied and only said: "I saw a cat on the roadside and played with it for a while."

Brother... the man laughed: "Sasuke really likes cats."

Then he said that he would take him to Granny Cat's weapon shop when he was free.

fraud.

A liar who tells lies.

Therefore, he knows where the idiot Crane Moo lives.

Of course, he would never say this out loud.

"Soga." Little Naruto didn't think much, just smiled brightly, "Then let's go to school together tomorrow! I also know where the entrance of your clan is, I'll wait for you there!"

As for why he knew this, it was another little secret hidden in little Naruto's heart.

Little Sasuke looked at little Naruto in surprise, and then his face changed slightly and became gloomy. He wanted to say, "Uzumaki Naruto, are you sympathizing with me?" However, this sentence did not matter anyway.

He couldn't even spit it out. He realized belatedly that maybe everyone could sympathize with him, but the idiot Cranetail couldn't, because...

He was in a position of having nothing from the beginning.

So, why would such an idiot like him take the initiative to get close to him?

Little Naruto had no idea what the person in front of him was thinking, so he turned to Gaara and asked, "I've never seen you in school. Don't you go to school?"

Gaara lowered his head and replied with some disappointment: "I... everyone in the village is afraid of me, so..."

Little Naruto blinked, raised his hand and patted Gaara on the shoulder: "You're pretty awesome."

Gaara: "..." Huh?

Little Naruto raised his thumb and pointed at himself: "People in the village only hate me, they are not afraid of me at all."

Gaara: "..." It seems... a bit... reasonable?

After hearing this, little Sasuke couldn't help but want to roll his eyes: Idiot, what's there to compare with!

But then, he felt something was wrong - everyone in the village was afraid of this red hair? Which village? He had never heard of this guy in Konoha.

So he asked directly: "Hey, which village are you from?"

Gaara blinked and answered truthfully: "Sunagakure Village."

"Huh???" Little Naruto almost jumped up, "But this is Konoha, how did you get here?"

"...Isn't this the Pure Land?" Gaara looked confused - yes, this child still felt that he should be dead to be able to happily sit at the table and eat with two friends of the same age.

chat.

Little Naruto: "..."

Little Sasuke: "..."

Itachi Uchiha glanced at Gaara and explained: "This is the secret realm of the ninja cat clan, but the entrance is random. It may be in Konoha or Sunagakure. You may have entered it accidentally."

"Is it...?" Gaara tightened the doll in his arms. It was a good thing that he was not dead, but...

"As long as you leave here, you will return to the place where you came in." Uchiha Itachi continued, "Of course, because it is a temporarily open secret realm, once you leave, you should not be able to come back again."

"Soga." Little Naruto nodded first, then jumped up, "What??? Can't come again???"

Little Sasuke also clenched his fists and stared at the cat-eared young man with unblinking eyes.

Gaara also pursed his lips: If we go back... we won't be able to see each other again...?

The three little ones looked at each other, and then asked at the same time——

"Can you not leave?"

Uchiha Itachi who was stared at: "..."

Some people say that this is really the most difficult moment in his life.

If possible, he really didn't want to reject his brother and the other two poor cubs at all, but...

At this moment, a burst of white smoke came out of his body.

Uchiha Itachi turned into Itachi again.

In contrast——

A young man with long black hair and cat ears stood up straight, put the kitten on his shoulder, and looked at the three little kittens who were staring at him with their mouths open.

"You," he looked at little Sasuke first, "are you hiding here, don't you want revenge?"

Little Sasuke suddenly trembled all over.

"And you, don't you want to realize your dream and become Hokage?"

Little Naruto pursed his lips and clenched his fists.

"As for you," Uchiha Madara looked at Gaara and laughed inexplicably, "don't you want to find out who put that monster into your body?"

Gaara's eyes widened.

Three kills.

The author has something to say: Banban is like an evil god, always knowing how to stir up the desires in others.

see.

ps, in order to celebrate the first Sunday off after May Day, there will be a two-in-one chapter at 6 o'clock tonight, which means double updates~【doge

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