("Oiko Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");

Because they discussed a bad topic, the atmosphere between the two of them unknowingly became a little bad.

Uzumaki Naruto tried to improve the atmosphere and thought back to those days: "Unconsciously, Uncle Madara and Brother Obito have passed away for more than ten years. I wonder if they will feel relieved when they see the world now."

Uchiha Sasuke glanced at him and couldn't help complaining: "I don't know if it will be gratifying, but I will definitely feel that your title is inappropriate."

Uzumaki Naruto thought for a while, nodded and admitted, "That's right. Based on their age, I should call them Grandpa Madara and Uncle Obito."

Uchiha Sasuke: "..." Isn't your point wrong?

"It would be great if we could meet again." Uzumaki Naruto said with emotion, "I really want them to see Konoha now."

Uchiha Sasuke said coldly: "You can ask Orochimaru to help you clean the soil. I think the streets of Konoha are not clean now. You can ask them to sweep the floor while sweeping the whole village."

Uzumaki Naruto: "..." Reeducation through labor? He couldn't help but complain, "Sasuke, they are the same race as yours."

Uchiha Sasuke gave him a cold look: "So what?"

Uzumaki Naruto immediately gave up: "...No problem, I think it's good." Of course, forget about sweeping the streets of people's filth. Although Konoha seems to be rich now, money is needed in all aspects to rebuild.

This kind of thing...just...well, let's forget it.

Moreover, among so many villages, Konoha has been attacked the most. If this happens again... he, the village leader, still needs to save face.

Uchiha Sasuke saw that his friend had lost all his thoughts, so he didn't say anything. In fact, in his heart, he sneered more clearly than anyone else: Satisfied? How could he be satisfied? Konoha, which seemed to have changed but actually nothing had changed,

How can it be possible to satisfy those two guys who are trying to promote world change? When the time comes, I'm afraid there will be another turmoil.

Moreover, Naruto will be sad.

Naruto, who worked overtime every day and night, looked proud every time he mentioned Konoha, and wanted to drag him to see Konoha's "new scenery" from time to time, would be sad.

Therefore, those two people had better die completely. Even if they were really defiled, he would send them back immediately.

The world has indeed not changed much for the better, but so what?

He no longer cares about these things and doesn't want to worry about anything else. He just wants to protect Konoha, which is protected by Naruto, and that's all.

The two of them walked to the door of the "suspicious shop" while chatting like this.

Uchiha Sasuke looked at the words "Cat Paradise", "Hometown of Meat Balls" and the huge "sugar" on the signboard, and confirmed again: "Must go in?"

Uzumaki Naruto thought for a while, but finally couldn't restrain his curiosity and nodded vigorously.

"...If you are killed in Feng Ping, don't blame me for not holding you back now."

"Don't worry, Hinata has a good temper and won't be angry. She has never been angry with me since we got married."

"..." Idiot, how can any woman not be angry?

Uchiha Sasuke shook his head, stretched out his remaining right hand, and pushed open the store door.

Naruto Uzumaki followed closely and walked in.

"Welcome!" The three little ones at the door bowed and shouted at the same time.

"Excuse me... Huh???" Uzumaki Naruto's jaw almost dropped, and he stared at the three children who appeared in front of him in stunned silence, "Nagato... Yahiko... Konan???"

Uchiha Sasuke narrowed his eyes slightly, stepped forward half-way in front of Uzumaki Naruto, and was about to pull out the sharp blade behind him, but the latter grabbed his arm——

"Wait! They don't look hostile."

Uchiha Sasuke did not pull out his arm, nor did he let go of the hilt of the knife in his hand, and replied: "But, they should not appear in the world."

Dead people should stay in the pure land, why should they return to the human world?

The three little ones were startled by the actions of the two people at the door, and exited the store without thinking - as a wanderer, you definitely have this point of view and judgment.

At the same time, except for Itachi and Sasuke, who had gone to "accompany the guests", the other four black cats all came out with their tails wagging, and squatted down between the two adults and three kittens.

"Ah...so many cats." Uzumaki Naruto murmured, "They are all black."

Uchiha Sasuke didn't say a word, but his eyes wandered back and forth on several cats for a moment, and finally settled on Shisui and Obito. Is it an illusion? I always felt that these two cats looked unexpectedly familiar.

They look familiar and make you want to slap them. The former makes you want to throw them into the water, and the latter makes you want to throw them into the trash can.

It's really strange, he obviously has always liked cats.

The movement here undoubtedly attracted the attention of Itachi and Sasuke, and just when they were hesitant to come over and take a look...

Uchiha Madara opened the curtain and walked out of the kitchen.

Of course, the three people's eyes met, one-on-one.

Uzumaki Naruto: "!!!"

Uchiha Sasuke: "!!!"

Holding the little milk cat in his arms, Uchiha Madara, who had already sensed the chakra of the two, said "Oh" in his heart, raised his eyebrows, and said in a deep voice: "Welcome, sit down wherever you want."

"Huan, welcome?" Uzumaki Naruto's jaw really dropped this time. He was almost dumbfounded as he looked at the four-war boss in front of him who should have died more than ten years ago.

He was much younger during the war, probably in his twenties. At this moment, he was wearing a black high-collar robe, a dark blue belt, and a pair of cute black trousers on his head.

Cat ears. He was confused for a moment and said with a confused face, "Madara, Uncle Madara, what are you doing?"

Uchiha Sasuke "tsk": Isn't this guy taking advantage of his seniority?

"As you can see," Uchiha Madara smiled, raised the paw of the kitten in his arms and made a "waving" gesture, "Open a cat cafe."

Uzumaki Naruto suddenly felt a little dizzy. This was really a path he had never imagined. Was he dreaming? Thinking like this, he raised his hand and slapped himself: "It hurts! So, I'm not dreaming."

?" He turned his head to look for answers from his friends.

Uchiha Sasuke asked back: "Can you dream of such disgusting things?"

"..." Uzumaki Naruto shook his head crazily in his heart. He felt that even if he could dream about marrying Sasuke, he would never dream that Uchiha Madara would open a cat cafe wearing cute cat ears. This is too scary, some kind of

In a sense, it is more terrifying than the Fourth World War itself!

However, the chakra on the opponent's body was clearly the same as Madara Uchiha's during the Fourth War.

For ninjas, things like chakra are much more reliable than things like faces.

Uzumaki Naruto, who was a little depressed, asked the person next to him in a low voice: "Sasuke, what on earth is going on?"

Uchiha Sasuke frowned and replied: "Ask me, how do I know." Although he did not feel any hostility from Uchiha Madara in front of him, he still did not relax his vigilance. After all, nine out of ten of their clan

There is another lunatic who is the biggest lunatic. This is Madara Uchiha. Who knows if this guy will suddenly attack.

Uchiha Madara looked at the two young men in front of him with disgust, both of whom were a little bit bad - yes, they were still just young people to him in their thirties - and he had no intention of explaining.

, because he admired their state at the moment, which was very interesting. So, he asked again as if nothing had happened: "You are all here, do you want to come in and sit down? Our store provides a variety of drinks, desserts and..."

He raised the corners of his mouth slightly and said, "Cat."

Uzumaki Naruto couldn't help but asked: "Um...Uncle Madara, aren't you dead?"

Uchiha Madara asked playfully: "Is it rare to come back from the dead?"

Uzumaki Naruto: "..." This... is really not uncommon. During the Fourth War, there were dirt people everywhere, and this one broke away from the dirt and started to live a serious life again.

Moreover, he actually felt from the bottom of his heart - Uchiha, no matter what he did, it would not be strange. Even if Sasuke brought a child back one day and said it was his own, he would believe it. Don't ask, it's magical if you ask.

Uchiha.

"Stop talking nonsense, what is your purpose?" Uchiha Sasuke said coldly - it is not a good thing for anyone that one of the biggest enemies in the Four Wars has come back from the dead.

"Purpose?" Uchiha Madara replied casually while gently stroking the back of the little kitten in his arms, "It's just out of helplessness in life."

"...Huh?" Uzumaki Naruto was stunned.

Dai Zi Miao: "..." For some reason, a bad premonition suddenly surged in her heart.

Sure enough, she heard Uncle Madara deceiving people seriously and said——

"Because my wife was so unsatisfied, my family's financial situation was in trouble, so I had to work to make ends meet."

Isn't this just like replacing "husband" with "wife" in what she said to Conan!

"Huh???" Uzumaki Naruto stammered after being stunned for a moment, "Wife, wife? Uncle Madara, are you actually married?"

"Isn't it strange?" Uchiha Madara raised his eyebrows, "Don't you all have wives too?"

Uzumaki Naruto: "..." Well, it makes sense, but why does it sound so sinister? It's like saying - brats like you can get a wife, why can't I? But that's not the point, okay?

The point is...

"Is your family having financial problems?"

Uchiha Sasuke: "..." Idiot, that's not the point, okay?

Uchiha Madara sighed faintly: "I can't help it, my wife is really good at eating. She squandered all the savings I had accumulated for hundreds of years in just a few years, so I had no choice but to make money to support the family." Then, his fingers were touched.

A certain little kitten bit into it with an "ah woo" sound——

Who can eat it!!!

Madara Uchiha wickedly picked at the kitten's tongue with the finger he wanted to bite: I'm talking about whoever's stomach is connected to Kamui.

Dai Zi Meow: "..." Bah! Spit out your finger.

Uzumaki Naruto: "..." Is it an illusion? I always felt that the uncle Madara in front of me was unexpectedly very down-to-earth. So he couldn't help but said, "Although life is better now, the financial pressure is indeed not small, and I still have to do it."

I owe my mortgage."

Uchiha Sasuke: "..." Naruto, is it appropriate for you to say this now? Or are you afraid that this old man will ask you to borrow money?

Uchiha Madara said "Huh": "I don't have any pressure in this aspect."

"Huh?" Uzumaki Naruto was surprised, "You didn't buy a house?"

"I know how to escape."

Uzumaki Naruto had an epiphany as to why Yamato was secretly one of the richest people in the village. Having a skill in craftsmanship really brought endless benefits.

The flexibility to draw inferences from one instance may be the strength of the Konoha Village Chief.

The author has something to say: Naruto, have you ever considered learning a wood escape? After all, you have a biological father and a wood escape cell hand. What if? [doge

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