179, Uchiha Cat Cat Cafe opened 59
("Oiko Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");
"Yeah! Leave it to me!" Little Naruto gave a thumbs up and readily agreed.
Little Sasuke's head was full of black threads: What's going on with this idiot? Can we get married together? You split your wife in half?
The adult Naruto also scratched his head: When I was a child...was I so simple...
The adult Sasuke glanced at someone and didn't say anything. He only curled his lips slightly: He made a promise but he definitely can't do it. What's the point of making a promise.
"Well, well..." Uchiha Shisui broke the somewhat stagnant atmosphere at the moment with the thought of "your circle is really chaotic" and said with a smile, "you're all here, let's have something to eat and drink."
"Um..." Adult Naruto raised his hand, "Let me ask in advance, isn't the food here being mice?"
Uchiha Shisui: "..." Lord Seventh Hokage, do you know what lying is? Do you really think this is the secret realm of ninja cats?
Don't ask, just ask about the psychological shadow left by Naruto Uzumaki at Mt. Myoboku, the feast of insects and so on. In fact, clam
The toads really didn't treat him badly. Those bugs can be said to be very nutritious and good for spiritual practice, but the problem is... Anyway, how about frying them and then eating them?
"Don't worry." Uchiha Shisui raised his hand and pointed at what the three little ones were eating just now, "The food we have here is normal."
Just at this moment, the other three little ones who had been hiding and eavesdropping trotted over and brought the menu.
In fact, they were not the only ones, the other black cats were watching the fun just now.
Including a certain patriarch cat, but he still found the highest place, pressed the little milk cat under him, and patiently hatched it like an old hen hatching eggs. Once other black cats tried to get close, it would hold the little milk cat in its mouth.
The cat moved to another place, looking cunning and lively.
Belt meow: "... meow meow meow."
——Clan leader Meow, can’t you let me go?
Patriarch Meow: "Hululu."
——Meow, you have to think carefully whether you want to be pressed down by me alone, or whether you want to be pressed down by them in turn.
Daizi Meow: "???" Although that's what he said, why does it sound so weird?
However, what the patriarch Miao said still makes sense. If you are caught by those black cats now, you will probably fall into the situation of being "overwhelmed by cats". Just think of being surrounded and licked all over your body.
Due to the humidity, Dai Zi Miao's body trembled, and then she made a decisive decision——
It's better to be "held hostage" by the clan leader Meow first.
At least, it is already used to the weight of the patriarch, Meow. Moreover, the soft duji is quite comfortable and soft...
Thinking of this, Daizi Miao moved his back slightly, and unconsciously lightly rubbed the Duji of the patriarch, Meow. A sly cat smile appeared on the corner of the latter's mouth, and then, he lowered his head and licked Zizi Miao's slightly trembling little pussy.
ear--
No cat is better at boiling a kitten in warm water.
the other side.
Adult Sasuke sat next to little Sasuke.
Adult Naruto sat between little Naruto and Gaara.
Uchiha Shisui stood at the table with a smile, and Nagato and Konan presented menus to the new guests on both sides.
Adult Sasuke nodded slightly to express his gratitude.
The adult Naruto smiled directly and said: "Thank you, Brother Nagato."
"Brother...brother?" Nagato blinked and asked curiously, "Are you also a disciple of Master Jiraiya?"
"Well, that's right..." Adult Naruto scratched his hair, "But my father is also a disciple of Master Jiraiya. So, you can be considered both my uncle and my brother."
Nagato: "..." Jiraiya-sensei, can you be more unreliable? What kind of chaotic seniority is this?
"There's nothing surprising." Adult Sasuke saw through Nagato's slander at a glance, and said casually, "Our first teacher who just left the ninja school was Jiraiya's disciple. Later, this guy became Jiraiya's disciple.
"
Nagato: “???”
Samsara's eyes were spinning in circles, and he suddenly felt even more dizzy.
"Regarding what you just said," Xiao Nan asked the question that she was concerned about, "you said that we should not appear in the world. In other words, at your age, we are already **?"
Adult Naruto: "..."
Adult Sasuke: "..."
The two looked at each other, but neither responded for the time being.
However, the wanderer's ability to observe words and emotions was extremely strong, so the three of them immediately understood and fell silent.
After a moment, Yahiko was the first to laugh: "Well, since Mr. Jiraiya is the teacher of the Seventh Generation Hokage's father, that means we should be much older than Naruto. Mr. Hokage, you have three children this year.
Is it more than ten years old?"
"...Yes." Adult Naruto nodded.
"Does that mean we are at least over forty?" Xiaonan pondered.
"Unexpectedly long life." Nagato blinked, "What if we really died not long before they came here."
Yes, longevity.
After all, their hometown, the Country of Rain, is a country full of disputes, wars, poverty and death. They can see violence every moment during their wandering, and everyone lives a precarious life. The children may not
If you can grow up, you may not be able to find a normal job when you grow up. Even if you work hard to become a ninja, you may die at any time. In this case, the average life span of the Rain Country is one of the lowest in the entire ninja world.
Apart from anything else, Nagato was in his youth when his parents were killed by Konoha ninjas. However, before that, many people of his age had already died in the nearby families. In the final analysis, survival in the war
As a country, we cannot aspire to longevity. It is already very difficult to live a good life every day while we are alive.
Therefore, if they can live to be over forty, it will be an unexpected surprise for them.
However, they didn't know that one of them was permanently fixed at the age of fifteen. The other two also lost their lives at the age of thirty-five. However, they also made a lot of noise before they died.
He played several games and shocked the entire ninja world.
However, from the moment they entered this store, from the moment they learned about Jiraiya's existence, their fate had taken a subtle turn.
Maybe there will be a different future.
Nagato asked the adult Naruto again: "In your opinion, is our life meaningful?"
"Of course!" Adult Naruto replied in the affirmative, "You have lived up to Teacher Jiraiya's teachings and done many... amazing things. In the end, you also entrusted everything to me."
"Soga..." Yahiko showed a relieved expression.
"If we can be recognized by a Hokage, maybe we will become some big shot in the future." Konan also smiled.
Of course, she was just kidding.
Because even if she lets her imagination run wild now, she probably can't even imagine the heights they will reach in the future.
However, just a few words are enough.
So the three little ones smiled and bowed, and then ran away together very wisely, leaving the space for the rest of the people.
Adult Naruto stared at the backs of the three of them and sighed slightly.
Adult Sasuke looked at him with a half-smile: Did you live up to Teacher Jiraiya's expectations?
Adult Naruto: "..." Sasuke, the only one who attacked Orochimaru and Kakashi-sensei, is not qualified to say such things...
After that, the two of them ordered something each.
After Uchiha Shisui served the meal, he retreated very wisely, leaving the space for two large, three small and five people. And just as he retreated into the hall, a burst of white smoke suddenly appeared from his body. Yes,
He transformed into Shisui-nyan again.
At the same time, Dai Zi Miao recovered.
【Punishment ends.】
Uchiha took a long breath of relief: Great!
Then by the way, he "pulled out" the patriarch's cat hanging above his head, and "smashed" it on the counter - you should continue to sit here!
Then, she felt that her ankle seemed to be wrapped.
She looked down and saw Shisui Nya clinging to her legs aggrievedly, his long tail wrapped around her ankles, rubbing up and down.
"Meow~"
This cry is so sad.
Uchiha Tape: "..." Well, after she turned into a cat, it seemed that only Shisui Nyan could not reach it. But what can she do? She can't go out of her way to change into a cat again for this, right?... Absolutely not, always
I wonder what new gameplay these guys can develop.
However, Brother Jun's grievance is real.
After looking down for a moment, she finally felt a little soft-hearted, so she silently leaned down and picked up the poor curly cat. After thinking about it, she put it in her apron pocket and stroked it gently with her hands.
While comforting him, he said: "Okay, for the rest of today, I will take you with me wherever I go, okay?"
"Meow~"
"...There is really no way."
The Uchiha belt handed the tip of the tail behind him to Shisui, who immediately hugged it with both paws, gently bit the tip of the tail with his mouth, and licked it gently, finally feeling satisfied.
The other black cats looked at Shisui, and their eyes were filled with contempt: shameless, scheming cat.
Shisui Nya gently rubbed his face on the tip of the too fluffy and soft tail, and thought casually: What is a face? As long as it can stick to it, these are all unnecessary.
Don't ask, asking is just a shameless thing inherited from Uchiha Madara.
After that, everyone began to pay attention to the five customers in the store, consciously or unconsciously.
Mainly little Naruto and little Sasuke were asking, and adult Naruto and adult Sasuke were responsible for answering. They didn't want to reveal too much information about the future, but they patiently answered the rest of the irrelevant questions.
Gaara was listening attentively from the side.
Time passes unconsciously.
The first to leave were adult Naruto and adult Sasuke.
There will be a meeting after the former, with delegations from other villages, and I really can't refuse, otherwise, Shikamaru will go crazy, and the elder group, which has not been a teacher recently, might also use this to cause trouble and want to implement small reforms.
Maybe this will cause trouble again - when I was young, I always felt that I was omnipotent and actually saved the world. However, now, I suddenly realize that there are so many helplessness in the adult world and life.
If you want to achieve your goals, sometimes you have to learn to constantly compromise.
The moment he realized this, Uzumaki Naruto realized that he was no longer a boy. In other words, only when he was with Sasuke could he occasionally be the boy he once was.
And the latter doesn't really want to stay with his childhood self. If he continues to get along like this, he's worried about himself...
It's clear that my heart is filled with ashes, but at this moment, it seems that there are still unquenched embers.
The author has something to say: I am still... somewhat unwilling to do so, hey.
A middle-aged man with broken wings who was unwilling but resigned to his fate.
2("Old Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");
Chapter completed!