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("Oiko Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");
"But, but," Uzumaki Naruto said with a proud face, "I think the one I invented is more powerful than the technique taught to me by my teacher! That is the technique that once defeated my third generation grandfather!"
Teacher card: "..." Stop, Naruto, do you want the teacher to have a cerebral hemorrhage?
...Although the teacher does not seem to have this disease.
"Oh?" Namikaze Minato was immediately interested. He himself was very talented, and so was Kushina. It follows that their son should also be amazingly talented. Because he himself once created the Rasengan.
, so I had no doubt that my son had similar talent and creativity, so he asked enthusiastically, "What kind of technique is it?"
"I'll just demonstrate it!" Uzumaki Naruto said confidently.
"...Wait a minute, Naruto!" Teacher Ka quickly wanted to stop him, but it was too late.
Under the curious gazes of many guests, and amid the speechless expressions of the Uchiha belts and black cats, Uzumaki Naruto used his own original "Ultimate Ninjutsu"——
"back
Palace Jutsu!!!”
Everyone: "..."
Minato Namikaze silently looked at his son who was naked and posing in the smoke... no, his daughter with twin tails, he just felt that the whole person was not very good.
Kai immediately snorted and fell to the ground.
Hatake Sakumo coughed dryly, raised his hand to cover his nose, and then was looked at with disdain by his three-year-old, eight-year-old, 12-year-old, and 18-year-old sons.
Hatake Sakumo: "..." Well, that's not the only thing that's bad about having more sons. Being despised is multiplied.
The teacher card, like the Uchiha belt and the black cats, turned into dead fish eyes.
"Huh?" Uzumaki Naruto was not satisfied with the display effect, "Only one fell down? It seems that I have to go to the 18r area of the bookstore to learn more recently."
Namikaze Minato smiled kindly: "Naruto, you are not yet an adult, how can you learn from it?"
"It doesn't matter, just become like Kakashi-sensei. Anyway, he often buys 18r books."
Teacher Card: "..." Naruto...now that we have no grudges...I don't think anyone will believe it.
"Oh..." Namikaze Minato smiled kindly at his future disciple, "I didn't expect you, Kakashi, to grow into such a man."
Teacher card: "..." Teacher, please don't be like this, I'm a little scared...
At the same time, Kakashi Jr., Zaika, Junior Kaka and Anbu Kakashi were all stunned, and they all said in unison -
"I don't admit that this kind of sullen pervert is my future self."
Teacher card: "..." Hi... Hi... Just be arrogant. If you are arrogant enough, you will become an honest person like me.
"Naruto," Minato Namikaze held down his son's head and rubbed it as hard as he could, "You are underage and you are not allowed to go to places like that in the future. Do you understand?"
"...Yada." Uzumaki Naruto brushed the opponent's big hand from his head, "I can go if I want, and I don't want you to worry about it." After sticking out his tongue for a while, he folded his arms and turned his head, "I don't
I know if you are some kind of Yondaime from the past, but how could you be my father?"
Namikaze Minato: "..." After he was stunned for a moment, he asked, "Why do you say that?" Although this child looks more like Kushina, his hair color and eye color do match him.
"Because," Uzumaki Naruto answered bluntly, "the Yondaime is a hero who sacrificed his life to protect the village, right? And I am a 'demon fox' who harmed many people. How could you be my father? Such words
, I don’t believe it! You and Kakashi-sensei must have made a mistake."
That's right, Uzumaki Naruto didn't believe it at all.
He is only twelve years old.
He was ostracized growing up.
He had just joined Team 7 and barely had a companion.
He also knew that... the reason why he was ostracized was because he had "done evil" and even harmed the fourth generation Hokage, who was very loved by everyone.
How could a hero and a monster be father and son?
Therefore, the twelve-year-old Uzumaki Naruto definitely didn't believe it.
"...demon...fox...?" Namikaze Minato looked at Teacher Ka in disbelief, "Kakashi, what's going on?"
As sharp and intelligent as he is, how could he not guess what the so-called "demon fox" refers to? But the problem is, according to what Kakashi said just now, although the Kyuubi was released that night, the couple also used their lives to turn the tide. If
If he guessed correctly, his future self must have sealed the Nine-Tails in the newborn Naruto's body. Of course, considering that the Nine-Tails' chakra was too large for a child to bear, his future self would take away part of it.
There is also a possibility...
But no matter what, the child who was forced to become a container, even if he cannot be called a "hero", is at least a victim of the Night of the Nine-Tails, right? Moreover, he is also the child of the Fourth Hokage and the previous Nine-Tails Jinchuuriki.
, and of course should receive the best care and education.
However, the child said...
He is the "demon fox".
Even until this moment, Namikaze Minato was convinced that he would sacrifice his life decisively when Konoha needed him. However... he did feel heartbroken and... unfair because of the treatment of his future children.
The Nidaime Hokage, whom he respected very much, once said: "Even orphans must be properly placed in Konoha, because any one of them may become a towering tree supporting Konoha in the future."
So, as an orphan, why didn't Naruto receive proper placement?
Because he is a Jinchuuriki?
Or is it just because...Naruto is his and Kushina's child?
At this moment, Namikaze Minato thought of a lot.
The atmosphere froze for a moment.
After a long silence, the twenty-six-year-old Hatake Kakashi replied dryly: "I'm sorry... Teacher, it's all my fault." I couldn't protect Obito, I couldn't protect Lin, I couldn't protect you, I didn't.
I could protect my wife, but in the end, I couldn't protect the treasure you left behind.
"...You really haven't changed at all in terms of being good at blaming yourself, Kakashi." Namikaze Minato closed his eyes, feeling a little headache for this disciple who had been "the same for more than ten years".
Teacher card: "..."
"...Um," Ochiha Uchiha, who had been shrinking behind the curtain, noticed that something was not right in the atmosphere, so he came out and said cautiously, "it's not a problem to stand all the time, otherwise, you guys sit down and talk?"
Everyone looked at her at the same time.
Let’s not talk about the others——
Namikaze Minato, twelve-year-old boy Ka, eighteen-year-old Anbu Ka, Gai and twenty-six-year-old teacher Ka all looked shocked.
There was no other reason. The cat-eared girl not far away looked very similar to the "Uchiha Obito" they knew.
"...Obito?" Kai blinked, then jumped out and pointed angrily, "Why are you wearing women's clothes?"
It can only be said that people with simple personalities can sometimes reveal the truth most directly.
Uchiha Obito: "..." I am originally a woman, what can I wear if I don't wear women's clothes? She scratched her head, "Well... I am originally a female, and I am not the 'Obito' you call me.
"
"So," Shouka was keenly aware of the loopholes in her words, "You at least know that idiot Cranetail, right? Otherwise, you wouldn't have said that." Because at the time he was at, Uchiha Obito had not yet "
Death", so he could still speak normally.
But the eighteen-year-old Anbu Ka and the twenty-six-year-old teacher Ka could only stare blankly at the girl not far away, not knowing how to react until now.
Namikaze Minato also asked: "Excuse me, what is your relationship with Obito? And what is this place?"
Uchiha hesitated for a moment and walked out of the kitchen. Then, in the sight of everyone, he pulled at the hem of his skirt a little uncomfortably - Wow, he was surrounded by people wearing such strange clothes.
She answered the question from Teacher Minato from another world: "This store is in the gap between time and space, that's why the current situation occurs. You may come from different timelines in the same world, or you may come from different worlds.
I can't accurately judge this."
"...I see." Namikaze Minato remembered a mission he had led his disciples on about the "Lost Tower". At the end of that mission, he and his disciples seemed to have their memories erased. However, afterwards, with his wisdom,
With his mind, rich experience and profound knowledge, he judged that...perhaps during that mission, he came into contact with things related to time and space.
Therefore, he accepted the situation well.
"In other words, has anyone else been here?" he asked.
"Yes." Uchiha nodded, "Naruto and Sasuke when they were six or seven years old, Kakashi and the others during the Minato squad period, the first generation, the second generation, and many, many more."
"Huh?" Uzumaki Naruto looked confused, "Did I come here with Sasuke when I was a child? Why don't I remember."
"Then it shouldn't be you," Uchiha smiled, "maybe little Naruto and little Sasuke from other worlds."
"...soga." Uzumaki Naruto nodded in understanding.
Just at this moment...
Anbu Ka opened his mouth and asked in a dry voice: "So, who are you?"
Uchiha belt: "..."
"You call Minato-sensei's child 'Naruto', and you call me 'Kakashi'. If we just meet by chance, if we are just ordinary guests to you, it will never be like this. So, who are you?"
What is your relationship with Obito?"
Uchiha belt: "..." Maomao scratched his head.
It should be said that he is worthy of Kenju Kakashi? He can always hit the most critical point.
The twenty-six-year-old teacher Ka has not spoken so far, but is staring at the girl in front of him without blinking, carefully observing her every expression and every movement.
After Uchiha hesitated for a while, he finally decided to tell the truth.
And at this moment...
The automatic sensor door opened again.
Under everyone's gaze, a thin figure wearing a Hokage hat and a white god robe walked into the store.
Everyone: "..."
Six Fire Card: "..."
The author has something to say: Here comes the Six Fire Card! So, are there any other Kakashi? [Laughs
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Chapter completed!