("Oiko Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");

"What's the point of reading this kind of book?" Uchiha Madara, the academic master, thought that he might be able to save a certain student, "Why don't you read the scroll with me." The scroll is so interesting, and reading it is much more interesting than doing other things.

Well, except for playing with little girls.

"Well, the scroll is not interesting." A certain little black cat was lying on the owner's lap while reading a book and swinging his little jiojio happily. "The scroll will only give me a headache, but at least this book will give me

It brings happiness." Although she lost her memory, she always felt that she might have been forced to teach by a cruel teacher in the past, so reading and studying were the most annoying~

Uchiha Madara: "..." Is this the legendary "words without speculation"?

But thinking about it carefully, it seems that all he currently expects from her is to "live a happy life". In this sense...

Well, she can watch it if she likes.

With this thought, he found a blanket and threw it directly on her dangling feet——

"Don't catch a cold."

"Oh." The little girl blinked, then turned over, with her head lying on his lap, and her lower abdomen and lower body obediently covered with the blanket. Then, she raised the "Legend of the Six Paths Immortals" in her hand and continued to read.

Read it carefully.

As a result, Uchiha Madara couldn't read the scroll, because the expression on the kitten's face was so...

The situation has changed.

He sighed slightly in annoyance: raising a cat can easily weaken a person's will.

Then, he stretched out his hand and rubbed her little head while asking: "What will be written after this book?"

Kitty Cat seemed to have been holding it in for a long time. When he heard him ask, he said a series of words——

"It is written here that the Immortal of Six Paths and his younger brother were rebellious children since childhood. They wet the bed until they were five years old. Then, they wore dirty diapers and sneaked around, dragging their poor old mother around to clean up the mess, and they became rich early.

hair."

"When they were a little older, the two brothers lost a lot of money because of gambling, so they went home and asked their mother for all the family property. Because she refused to give it to them, they beat her and forced her to

He was locked up and forced to inherit all the family's inheritance."

"In the end, the two brothers fell out and separated. The Immortal of Six Paths won the battle, inherited the family's fields and main property, and drove his younger brother away. In the end, his younger brother moved to Gaoyuan with resentment.

To live in a high and desolate place, I cursed in my heart - I will look down on you for a long time and see that you will give birth to rebellious children like us in the future!"

Uchiha Madara: "..." Oh.

So what is the meaning of this story?

Apart from the fact that the protagonist's name is "Six Paths Sage", no matter how you listen to it, it's just a tacky family ethics drama, right? It's still very boring, not even as interesting as "The Romance of Senju Hashirama" that I heard during my previous trip.

, that Hashirama can also recite poems, paint and scream to the sky. What can this Six Paths Sage do? Wet the bed? Steal chickens? Or bully his younger brother?

"Afterwards, the Immortal of the Six Paths indeed had two sons, named Indra and Asura. The second son was relatively filial, but the eldest son was really a rebellious son. His daily routine consisted of eating, sleeping and beating his younger brother."

"Is this worthy of being an older brother?" Uchiha Madara frowned.

"The Immortal of Six Paths also felt that the eldest son was not good enough, so he decided to leave everything he had to his second son. When the eldest son heard about this, he was furious and decided to kill his father and his younger brother. Seeing this scene, the Immortal of Six Paths burst into tears - well, book

That's what it says in it. With tears streaming down my face and runny nose, I cried and said, 'I was wrong, I was really wrong. I should have been more filial to my mother if I had known this. Mom, I regret it!!!'

, wow, what a surprise. But in the end, his second son was more successful and beat the eldest son away."

Uchiha Madara: "..." It's really hard for her. She can still read this kind of book... No, how on earth do these kinds of books sell?

At this moment.

"Mr. Black" - Black Zetsu-kun, who was silently hiding under the snow, did not dare to get too close to Uchiha Madara, so he could only squat on the ground and rub his two cold black hands, while secretly thinking in his heart: Where did he come from before?

The unknown little girl seems to have bought the "Legend of the Six Paths Sage". I wonder if Madara Uchiha will read it. Probably not? He doesn't seem to be such a boring man.

Yes, "Legend of the Six Paths Sage" is Mr. Black Zeukei's early debut work.

As a child who was "born" in a hurry, he did not grow into his final appearance from the beginning. In other words, because of his strange appearance, he had a very difficult time surviving at first. In order to save his beloved mother, he

After realizing that he really had no talent in martial arts, he began to work hard to acquire all kinds of knowledge, useful and useless, just to be able to achieve what he wanted. In the process, he would sometimes compete with humans.

After some contact, I was deceived, miserable and angry... In the end, little by little, I grew into what I am today.

At that time, he was still relatively immature. One day, he heard others talking about the Immortal of Six Paths in an adoring tone, and he felt indignant. How could such an ungrateful and rebellious son have the right to be admired by others? So after returning to his residence, he wrote

Just a stunning masterpiece——

"Records of Six Paths of Garbage".

There are real contents, my own speculations, and more fictions.

The whole book highlights the principle of "what looks true, but is actually false; what looks false, is actually true", which is quite a metaphysical philosophy.

However, no bookseller was willing to help publish it.

Everyone shook their heads and said - the content is unrealistic, and the writing is really bad, so it won't work.

In the end, the unwilling Hei Zetsu had no choice but to publish it at his own expense, and he had to run his own sales channels. But even so, the title of the book was forced to be changed to "The Legend of the Six Paths Sage".

I can’t say that this book sold poorly, I can only say that almost no one bought it.

A total of 500 copies were printed that year. Hundreds of years later, he still had 400 copies in his own hands, and the remaining 100 copies were secretly stuffed into the corners of various bookstores. According to his observation... it's true...

I bought almost no copies of the Eight Classics, and many of them ended up being turned into toilet paper.

This group of people still dislike the hard paper after using it!

Gee, he deliberately paid a high price to choose good paper.

After punishing several rude humans, Mr. Black Zetsu quickly became a best-selling author and set out to "encircle and suppress" the Immortals of Six Paths in the field of literature.

But unconsciously, forgetful and selfish humans have basically forgotten the Six Paths, Hamura, Indra, Asura, and the Ninja Sect that was so prosperous...

In the end, they were all wasted in the long river of history, and they never made a splash again.

Even their descendants have completely forgotten them.

Hei Zetsu, who witnessed everything, finally had an epiphany.

There may be nothing immortal in this world, except his longing and love for his mother.

Then, his eternal love will naturally win the final victory.

Unknowingly, he had almost forgotten that he had published a book, until he spied on the little girl who accidentally bought the book.

How to say?

There is indeed a painful feeling of black history being revealed.

...Although I can't hear the other party's comments because I don't dare to get too close, but most likely they are complaining in a not-so-nice way, tsk.

However, considering that she has a certain death outcome in his plan, what does he care about with the dying person? Hum hum hum, laugh, how happy you are now, how miserable your death will be in the future.

Mr. Hei Zetsu, who was still continuing his stk career in the cold winter, thought so seriously and darkly.

At the same time, the laughter in the room continued.

The little girl laughed as she told Uchiha Madara's final outcome——

The Immortal of Six Paths, his younger brother and their descendants all died.

And a hero who emerged from nowhere rescued their old mother after learning of their unjust deeds. In the end, the gray-haired old mother and the righteous and powerful hero lived a happy life.

Uchiha Madara was silent for a moment and asked: "So, the mother of Sage of Six Paths is the heroine?"

"...Right." Uchiha scratched his head, "The last hero to appear is the male protagonist.

Is my wife controlling me? It’s scary..." She said, while silently rubbing her arms, "Oh! Goosebumps are rising!"

Madara Uchiha said weakly: "So, don't read this kind of meaningless book anymore." If it were in the past...if anyone in the clan bought such a book, the final outcome would be toilet paper.

"But," the little girl muttered as she flipped the book back and forth, "Although this book contains a lot of nonsense, the general relationship between the characters and the historical development process are okay, right?"

"...How do you say that?" Uchiha Madara asked in surprise.

"Because the Sage of Six Paths is indeed named Hagoromo, and his younger brother is indeed called Hamura, and they finally sealed the mother Kaguya together." She tilted her head and said, "The name of Sage of the Six Paths' son is also correct.

It is indeed Indra and Asura, Indra is the elder brother, and Asura is the younger brother. In the end, the Sage of Six Paths handed over the Ninja Sect he created to his younger brother Asura, and the two brothers died because of this."

"Based on this, Indra did go to trouble Asura and the Six Paths, although he failed."

"Ah, yes, there are more," the little girl said with a smile, "Indra is your ancestor Madara, he is the ancestor of the Uchiha clan! Then, Asura is the ancestor of the Senju clan and the Uzumaki clan

Ancestors. You and Brother Hashirama were a family many, many, many years ago! And..."

As Madara Uchiha listened, his expression gradually became serious. He grabbed the little girl's wrist that was swinging wildly and asked in a deep voice: "Where did you hear about such a thing?"

"...Huh?" She was stunned for a moment, and then tilted her head in confusion, "That's... what came to mind automatically when I saw this book... Isn't this common sense?"

Uchiha Madara: "..." What kind of common sense is this kind of secret of the ninja world that even he doesn't know?!

The author has something to say: Hei Jue: Hey, humans don’t have any taste!!!! Hum, little girl, don’t think that if you read my book seriously, I won’t nen you to death. If it doesn’t exist, I’ll give it to you at most.

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Chapter completed!