("Oiko Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");

Hi ~ Little angel, if you see me, it means that your purchase ratio is not enough. However, for some reason, he always feels that this black-haired girl who should be born in Thousand Hands seems to be kind-hearted. It seems that he has seen it somewhere, but it is true.

I have never seen it before. In fact, not only him, but Uchiha Izuna also had similar feelings. And the reason for this is just because the Uchiha belt was manipulated by a certain Madara uncle.

She was taught - "Filial piety will come out under a stick... cough, a good junior will come out". Unknowingly, her whole body actually exuded some subtle aura similar to Uchiha Madara's.

Uchiha Madara may hate anyone, but he can never hate himself. Therefore, it is completely understandable that he feels that the people around him are attracted to him. And aside from this, Uchiha Obi is originally a little black cat of the Uchiha family -

—Isn’t it reasonable for big cats of the same clan to patiently observe the kittens they meet by chance?

"Tell me another story." Madara Uchiha said boredly, playing with the wine cup in his hand.

"...Don't you think I talk too much nonsense?" Uchiha glanced at him, expressing his grudge.

"That's true, but it's quite interesting." At least, in his opinion, it was more interesting than the song and dance in front of him.

"don't want."

"Why?"

"I'll just say it if you ask me to. I always feel a little embarrassed."

Uchiha Madara raised his eyebrows: Oh, very few people dare to speak to him like this, but if you think about it carefully, there is no problem. There is always a price to pay for entrusting others to do things.

So he picked up a plate of fish that was out of her reach and put it in front of her.

Uchiha Tape: "..." Why is it a fish?

Uchiha Madara: "Tell me." Isn't it natural that cats love to eat fish?

"I also want soy sauce." Uchiha Sashimi picked up a plate and put some mustard in it.

Uchiha Madara picked up the soy sauce bottle on the side and poured some for her.

While Uchiha was stirring the two things with chopsticks, she tilted her head and thought for a moment before saying, "Well, I told you a story about fish." Then, she told a story about "mermaids."

She couldn't remember where she heard this legend. Maybe it was before she lost her memory?

"Oh? Mermaid meat can make those who eat it immortal?" Uchiha Madara said with great interest, "This is the first time I heard about it. If the legend is true, I really want to try it."

"...Have you listened carefully? It is said that only one in ten thousand people can live forever, while the others will die or turn into monsters."

"Don't you have the confidence to be one among ten thousand?"

"...Is this the point?" Ochiha noticed. This man had a clear mind and was extremely confident!

"if not?"

"Such as the appearance of a mermaid..."

"What's that like?"

"Hmm," Ochiha Ochiha thought for a moment, "It should be... with beautiful long straight black hair, right? Maybe people who eat mermaid meat will also turn into long straight black hair!"

Uchiha Madara: "..." Is this the point?

He subconsciously glanced at the little girl's ponytail. Well, it was indeed black hair and very long, but it was blown out. But, isn't this good? Why pursue straight hair, which is featureless.

With this thought in mind, he tilted the wine cup in his hand towards the little girl beside him.

The latter put down his chopsticks knowingly, raised the juice glass in front of him with both hands, and wanted to collide with his wine cup.

However, at the moment of contact, Uchiha Madara raised his hand slightly, intending to use the lower half of the wine cup to collide with the rim of her glass.

"???"

She subconsciously raised her cup a little higher.

Uchiha Madara then raised his hand again.

She also raised her hand again.

After three times of this.

Uchiha Madara rolled his eyes, and suddenly pointed at Kabuto and said, "A young lady's hands are exposed." Then, taking advantage of Uchiha Madara's slight distraction, he quickly raised the cup and knocked it against the wine cup in his hand.

Hey~

Uchiha Madara: "..."

"Pervert." She complained as she prepared to drink juice, but...

The cup in his hand disappeared in the next second.

Uchiha tape: "???"

She turned her head silently and saw Madara Uchiha holding her juice glass in his other hand. Then, while she was looking at him, he slowly knocked the wine cup in his hand against the rim of her glass.

one time.

This time it's even.

Two times.

This is overtaking.

Then, he put the juice glass in front of her and drank the wine in a happy mood.

Uchiha tape: "???" This person is too naive!!!

"Aren't you going to drink?" Madara Uchiha had no intention of irritating people, and he was just trying to attract hatred when he opened his mouth.

Uchiha glanced at him with disgust and continued to eat the fish in anger. Then she saw someone also put down the wine glass, picked up a piece of fish with chopsticks, and then dipped it into the plate in front of her.

Got the dipping sauce.

"...This is mine, you can make it yourself if you want!" She complained again.

"You only put mustard, I poured the soy sauce."

"???"

Regardless of her mood at the moment, the other three people in the room were all very shocked.

After all, they have never seen Uchiha Madara having such fun with a girl - although, maybe he is teasing people on his own, but this is indeed rare, and it is rare for them to even doubt for a moment who this Uchiha Madara is.

Not himself. But there is no doubt that he is.

Senju Hashirama laughed dryly: "Madara...are you in a good mood today?"

"It's not bad." Uchiha Madara replied, and raised his wine cup towards his friend. Before being stopped by his friend, he planned to take his younger brother back to the clan, then take a bath, read a book and sleep. But now

It seems that agreeing to Hashirama's invitation is a good decision.

"...Ah hahahahaha." Senju Hashirama continued to laugh dryly. Really, he didn't dare to look at his brother's expression now, because it must be very scary...

Senju Tobirama... Well, Senju Tobirama's expression can be seen by looking at the stiff waitress next to him.

As for Uchiha Izuna... Although he was confused, he was also a little bit confused, because he saw the shadow of his daily relationship with his brother in the relationship between the two, so he said - love will not disappear, but it will transfer.

Really? Brother.

And Uchiha Madara didn't know anything about this. He only concentrated on eating fish - since small cats like to eat fish, big cats must also like to eat fish, right?

"!"

As the saying goes, there is motivation when there is competition, so Uchiha Sashimi quickly ate the fish, his little cheeks bulging, and he trembled slightly while chewing.

Soon, there was only the last piece left on the plate of yusheng, which was not much in the first place.

"..."

"..."

The two of them turned their heads at the same time, their eyes met, and there seemed to be lightning and thunder in their eyes... Well, this was just the personal imagination of Uchiha, because she dared to guarantee that this person would definitely compete with her!

In fact, Uchiha Madara didn't really want to eat the last piece, but the girl's vigilant and protective expression made him feel bad again. So, under her intense gaze, he mentioned himself

With his chopsticks, he picked up the last piece of fish.

"Snapped!"

The next second, his chopsticks were knocked open.

oh?

He raised his eyebrows and unceremoniously slapped the girl's chopsticks away from Yu Sheng with the chopsticks in his hand.

Immediately afterwards, the chopsticks of the two people "fighted" above the plate.

"Pah, pah, pah, pah-"

Such a crisp sound undoubtedly attracted the attention of everyone in the room except the geisha who was performing singing and dancing.

Senju Hashirama: "..." Madara, what are you doing...

Qianshou Tojian: "..." Jingji, you...

Uchiha Izuna: "..." Brother, you... are a bit boring...

However, the more Madara Uchiha compares with the other party, the more surprised he becomes. His speed and reaction ability can be said to be the most outstanding among ninjas, but this girl can actually keep up. In fact, in the process,

He kept increasing the speed and frequency of tapping the chopsticks, but she could catch up every time, and there was obviously still enough room. If it was true that he was teasing people at the beginning, then at this moment, this interesting situation

It undoubtedly stimulated his competitive spirit.

On the other side, Uchiha blinked and suddenly said: "Miss, your legs are exposed!"

Uchiha Madara sneered without blinking: "Do you think this trick can still work?"

"Wow, even if you don't look at this, are you still a man?"

"I'm not, are you?"

"Huh? You're not?"

"……nonsense."

"Unreasonable!"

…

That's right, these two people started bickering out of boredom, and in the process...

Uchiha's left hand with the belt sneaked towards the plate of fish, but he couldn't hide this from Uchiha Madara, who had a sharp ear and eyes. So of course, this hand was caught - it was he who caught hers in the first place.

The wrists, then the palms of the hands were wrestling, and finally, for some reason, it turned into the two sides using each other's fingers to form seals at extremely fast speeds like a competition.

"Fire Escape..."

"Fire Escape..."

Finally, both sides spoke at the same time.

Senju Hashirama quickly wanted to stop him. If he really set fire to escape here, he would be permanently banned from the flower street. But just a second before he stood up...

The author has something to say: Ban: This is how you deal with greedy cats, have you learned it?

So, after learning it, where can I get the cat...

2("Official Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");
Chapter completed!