232, Ban: ran away from the village but found a little black cat 43(1/2)
("Oiko Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");
What does the small dumpling look like from the Uchiha tape?
Although it was unintentional, she did become what she was when she was a child.
As we all know, cubs are the treasures of the world, and Uchiha cubs are even more so. Although the little girl always feels that she is an "average-looking" type among the Uchiha clan, when she was a child, her face was round and pink.
His face is cute and well-behaved, and his big eyes are more obvious on his round face, like two summer black grapes or fine black crystals. And, I don’t know if it’s a subconscious obsession, this black-haired dumpling
It's not short hair, but rather cute twin tails.
Facing such a cub, Uchiha Madara is worthy of being a man who has experienced strong winds and waves. He did not show any shameful "awsl" look at all, but showed an expressionless expression...
He grabbed the person and threw it on his shoulder, carrying it with him.
He didn't want the little girl to still look like she was twelve or thirteen years old. On the one hand, he felt that those black-skinned fools who kept saying "I just want to fight with you" had bad intentions. On the other hand, he thought with a little selfishness.
He wanted to see what she looked like when she was a child. But now, he felt that he might have made a mistake——
After the little black cat turns into a little milk cat, its cuteness is doubled.
I feel like I'll be kidnapped if I'm not careful.
This can be seen from the looks of the men and women who kept looking over as they walked.
So here comes the question, are these people looking at the little girl... No, Xiaotuanzi?
Yes.
Because most people like cute things.
However, Uchiha Madara also somewhat underestimated his own attractiveness. Although the samurai he became was just average-looking in his opinion, temperament was unreasonable. His appearance at the moment was incompatible with his fierce personality.
The temperament is quite consistent, and it directly achieves the effect of one plus one, so it is normal for people to look at him from time to time.
And Uchiha Madara, who had bullied the little girl a little, was completely unaware of what he looked like in the eyes of outsiders at the moment. In summary, this is——
Dad Samurai.
Well, there are so many little bits and pieces of cuteness in his fierceness and coldness.
It's a pity that a certain man himself seems to have no such consciousness at all.
Coincidentally, neither did a certain little dumpling. After she was completely accustomed to this state, she licked the candy in her hand and asked in a low voice: "Brother Ban, I have a question."
"Um?"
"Should I call you 'Dad' now?"
"..." Someone's face suddenly darkened a little, and he said in a gloomy tone, "No."
"Why? The age difference between us now is obviously father and daughter, right?"
A young samurai in his early twenties and a three- or four-year-old dumpling...according to the characteristics of the times, there is no problem at all.
Uchiha Madara snorted coldly and refused to explain. He just said: "I originally wanted to take you to eat barbecue tonight, but..."
"I was wrong!" Xiaotuanzi gave in decisively and rubbed his soft little face on someone's head, "Brother, brother, brother, Brother Ban, you are my brother!"
"..." Who is your brother?
Uchiha Madara’s disdain - Izuna is much smarter than you stupid brat and it saves me a lot of trouble.
At the same time, a certain "old man" suddenly became more worried: being so greedy makes him feel even more vulnerable.
This is probably a common problem among cat owners - my cat is so cute, it always makes anyone who sees it want to kidnap it.
However, because this kid was quite obedient, they still took her to have barbecue in the evening, and this time, they chose a private room - after all, it would be impossible for a three- or four-year-old dumpling to eat an adult portion.
It's a bit weird to say that even the children of this group of dark-skinned rough guys from the Kingdom of Thunder can't do it.
Uchiha Madara, who was thinking this way, put a few pieces of grilled meat into the plate of the dumplings opposite him. He put his chin in one hand and looked at her as she was eating so much, and asked, "Do you like this country very much?"
"Well," the little girl, whose cheeks bulged slightly as she chewed, answered honestly, "the beef is really delicious."
"What about other than that?"
"It's hard to say." She stuffed another chopstick into her mouth and replied, "Although the open and wanton atmosphere is quite lovable, a group of big men get together to drink and fight when they have nothing to do all day long.
I always feel bad about gambling. And," she winked, and continued, "I don’t know if you noticed, Brother Ban, but except for beef and some ingredients that don’t need to be carefully taken care of, other ingredients are quite expensive.
of."
Some vegetables are almost selling for beef prices.
"Indeed." Uchiha Madara nodded slightly and flipped the meat slices, "So?"
"Although some dishes are indeed not suitable for the local environment of the Land of Thunder, some dishes can also be grown locally, and they are sold at such high prices. This only shows that the locals... are not involved in production at all. Because the dishes are from
It’s shipped from other places, so it’s expensive.”
She paused and then said: "The same goes for beef. The reason why it is so delicious, Brother Ban, you think it is because they roam freely on the plateau of the Kingdom of Thunder. In other words, so far, maybe there is no complete food here.
What about the animal husbandry system?”
"Also," she tilted her head and thought for a moment, then continued, "people here like to drink, especially spirits, so they are particularly interested in drinks with high alcohol content. That kind of wine requires a lot of food to brew.
According to the current environment and conditions of the Country of Thunder, it is impossible to be self-sufficient, right? So high-alcohol drinks are also very expensive."
"What will be the ultimate consequences of the strong folk customs, the unsustainable agricultural and livestock system, and the possible growing demand for domestic peace..." The little girl sighed slightly and did not continue.
Uchiha Madara knew exactly what she wanted to say——
Desire to plunder.
These characteristics destined the Kingdom of Thunder to be a very aggressive and predatory country.
Although they certainly dare not initiate any large-scale war at the moment, as long as Hashirama and Konoha show a slight decline, they may be the first to jump out and try to break the situation.
"Well, but this is just a border town." After finishing the barbecue on the plate, Xiaotuanzi continued to look at the barbecue grill eagerly while saying serious words that were completely inconsistent with the appearance at the moment. "Let's take a look next. If the rest of the
If cities are like this, then..."
"Then it only proves," Uchiha Madara chuckled and continued, "this is not a country that can satisfy you." Then, he once again placed the cooked barbecue in front of his little black cat, "
Don't eat too fast, it's very hot."
"Yeah, Brother Ban, you eat too~"
After that, the two stayed in this border town for a few more days, and then headed all the way towards the hinterland of the Kingdom of Thunder. During the process, they maintained this state of transformation——
On the shoulder of the young wandering warrior sat a cute little black-haired dumpling.
Probably because they were bringing "children" with them, many people were willing to take them for a ride on the road, and the people who took them in were generally very straightforward. Maybe they thought that "men with children" were less dangerous.
Let's go lower.
In this matter, Uchiha Madara clearly felt that the people's awareness of crisis was relaxing.
In the Warring States Period that just ended...
People will not easily relax their vigilance even when dealing with children of several years old, because since five or six-year-old children have to go to the battlefield to harvest or be harvested, then of course when they were younger, they had experienced various trainings and were killed.
A few civilians are more than enough.
But as Xiao Gui said, this may be proof that "the world is progressing and moving in a good direction" in a sense.
When spring comes again.
The two arrived at Yunyin Village, the center of the Kingdom of Thunder.
I don't know whether it was good luck or bad luck, but as soon as they entered the village after being inspected, the entire village was under martial law - villagers were not allowed to go out at will, and outsiders were temporarily prohibited from entering.
And guests like them staying in hotels have been subjected to so-called "investigations" again and again. During the process, some people were arrested directly. Some people were unjustly accused, while others were
Apparently this is not the case.
But this kind of investigation is obviously of no use to the two illusion masters of the Uchiha family. To be fair, as long as they are willing, there may be no place in this world that they cannot go to.
Uchiha Madara sat by the window of the hotel room holding a small dumpling, looking down at the fight below with cold eyes - several ninjas from Kumogakure Village versus a "foreign tourist" trying to escape from the hotel. Regardless of the latter's identity.
, his strength was obviously not good, and his hands and feet were broken off a moment later, and he was dragged towards the prison by one of the ninjas amidst howling miserably.
One of the several ninjas seemed to notice something and looked up.
Of course, his eyes met Uchiha Madara's. After the former met the latter's calm, cold and proud gaze, he was slightly stunned. Just then he frowned suspiciously when he saw the young man upstairs holding his arms.
The little dumpling showed himself a soft and cute smile.
Ninja: "..."
The locals of the Kingdom of Thunder have darker skin color, so the dumplings they produce are basically chocolate dumplings or coffee dumplings.
However, the Uchiha cubs all have standard milk dumplings, glutinous rice dumplings, or simply sweet strawberry daifuku.
Since Tuanzi is so cute, then of course the young man who brought her is not a bad person, right? Moreover, they have screened the guests staying in this hotel several times. In theory, except for the one who was just caught,
The suspicious person who just checked in today should be fine with the others.
So this somewhat ferocious-looking black-skinned ninja gave a fairly amiable smile to the little dumpling upstairs, turned around and left.
Seeing the ninja leave, the Uchiha dumpling lay on the window lattice with his hands on his chin and said seriously: "Brother Madara, I discovered another benefit of the Kingdom of Thunder."
"Um?"
To be continued...