("Oiko Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");

After a certain little dumpling was pissed off, Mr. Madara’s inner thoughts escalated like this——

Don't worry about her, she will come back anyway.

Why haven't you come back yet?

Could it be that I got lost?

Could it be that he was abducted?

Could it be that the people from Yunyin Village did something?

Oh, Hidden Cloud Village, the Second Raikage, you are very good.

Regardless of whether the Cloud Hidden Village and the Second Raikage were going crazy "f[beep——]k" in their hearts, in short, in the end, Mr. Wang Wenwang packed up all the fighting tools and walked out of the door in a furious manner - with

It can be said that the certain little dumpling that rushed out of the door is extremely similar.

I just walked downstairs to the hotel...

The hotel staff who was sweeping the floor, a 17 or 18-year-old local woman from the Kingdom of Thunder, looked at Madara Uchiha with surprise and said, "Oh, Mr. Kenshin, why didn't you see Kaoru?

It's dinner time, don't you always hold her and go out to eat together?"

That's right, Uchiha Madara, who is currently dressed as a wandering samurai, has been given the name "Kenshin". This name was also given to him by a kid. It is said that after using this name, every time he wields his weapon

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What kind of bonus does a knife have? I really don’t understand what she is talking about.

As for the kid's own name, she seemed to be torn between "Yukidaiba" and "Xun", and finally chose the latter with a murmur, saying: "I always feel that if I use the first one, I will be chopped down by Madara."

It’s a knife.”

...Inexplicable little devil, why did he chop her down when he had nothing to do?

However, it is natural for a naughty kid to run away without saying a word and give him a good beating after being caught, right?

Just at this moment, another male staff member in the store who was cleaning the table said, "Is it because Xiaoxun went out first? I seemed to have seen her run out before."

"Is that so?" The female clerk suddenly showed a disapproving expression, "Although our village is relatively safe, it is still a little inappropriate for Mr. Kenshin to let a child run out like this. After all, Xiaoxun

She looks so cute, even if she is just walking on the roadside, she would be picked up easily, right?" For example, she always wanted to hug her, but Mr. Kenshin really paid too close attention to the child.

He has a cold face and doesn't allow others to touch him without permission. Oh my, he is really a "majestic and doting father"~

Yes, the pairing of Uchiha Madara and Dango are quite "famous" in the areas where they have been. After all, they are overly cute children and the "daddy samurai" who rarely lets go of his children.

Well, people can't help but cast their gaze.

Madara Uchiha thought to himself: He was picked up casually when he walked to the roadside. Do you think that kid is a little kitten for a walk?... It's true.

His mood suddenly became even less wonderful - who would dare to take away his cat?

So he asked the male clerk: "Which direction did you see her going?"

The male clerk raised his hand and pointed to the street on the right side of the door: "Over there."

Uchiha Madara nodded in his mind, it was the same as what he had seen upstairs before, so he nodded briefly, said "Thank you", and left the hotel, embarking on——

Cat hunting trip.

Mr. Madara’s first stop was a dessert shop on the street to the right of the hotel door that was often visited by a certain little dumpling——

"Welcome. Ah, Mr. Kenshin, here we are again."

Mr. Madara said "hmm" expressionlessly. This move was in line with his current personality, so no one felt it was inappropriate. As for why the clerk said "again", it was because he would accompany that person every time.

Come here, kid. Yes, he is just a companion and not a buyer. It is the kid who is greedy.

Huh? Did he eat what he bought?

have eaten.

Why didn't he eat the money he spent?

Today, Mr. Madara’s magical logic is still perfectly self-consistent.

"Eh? Isn't Xiaoxun here today?" The store manager was stunned for a moment, then asked with a smile, "Mr. Kenshin, what do you want? Red bean cake? Or..."

"Then brat...I mean Kaoru, have you been here just now?" Uchiha Madara interrupted the other party's sales pitch and asked directly.

"Ah?" The store manager was stunned and replied, "No."

"In this way..." Uchiha nodded in spots, said "Thank you" again, and then decisively turned around and left. However, there was a little bit of worry in his heart - the sentence that the kid always said on his lips was "

When you are in a bad mood, you should eat more sweets, and you will feel better~" So, what is the situation when you are obviously angry but do not buy sweets? Is it because you are extremely angry, or do you have no chance to buy it?

Immediately afterwards, Mr. Madara visited the second stop of the trip——

An umbrella shop.

The kid is not very interested in buying an umbrella, but the owner of this store seems to like animals very much. He has four cats and two dogs in the store, so the kid often comes over with some snacks to pet the cats and dogs when he has nothing to do.

The manager of this store, an old man around fifty years old who is extremely rare in this era, did not object to this and seemed to welcome it.

As soon as Madara Uchiha walked into the store, the four cats meowed and came closer, as if they were seeing long-lost relatives.

At the same time, the two dogs also bared their teeth at him.

He glanced coldly at the two dogs, who immediately turned around with their tails clamped, and found a corner to hide in.

Unlike the imp who was popular with cats and dogs, he was only popular with cats.

"Mr. Kenshin, we're petting the cat again." The store manager said with a smile.

Uchiha Madara's face was expressionless: he just accompanied the brat here, he had no interest in it.

At the same time, he knelt down and touched the fat orange's head, and then stretched out his hand to dig out the cat's soft belly, and came to the conclusion in his heart - it's good, the kid hasn't been here.

If the devil had come, this orange cat's belly would be so full that it would mop the floor. It is still two centimeters above the ground.

With this in mind, he silently placed the dried fish he brought with him on the ground, touched the heads of the four cats one by one, and then decisively stood up and left.

After that, Mr. Madara arrived at the third stop——

A salted fish shop.

Due to the location and terrain of Yunyin Village, there are relatively few fresh fish here, and pickled salted fish is quite common. After all, this is considered a key area of ​​the country.

Xiaogui prefers eating fresh fish to salted fish, the fresher the better, but strangely she also likes to smell the smell of salted fish. Moreover, she likes to look into the eyes of salted fish, and will look at them twice more every time she passes by.

eyes, and then smiled "chichi" and said incomprehensible words such as "so cute~".

In short, she laughs every time after reading it.

So, has she been here today?

Mr. Ban stood in front of the salted fish stall, staring at a group of dead fish, silent.

"Mr. Kenshin, are you finally ready to buy fish today?" The fish shop owner made an enthusiastic voice.

Uchiha Madara thought: Absolutely impossible.

Then he asked: "Has Xun been here?"

"No." The fish shop owner shook his head and said with a smile, "By the way, another batch of salted fish will be delivered today. Maybe there will be some with interesting eyes and shapes. Remember to bring Xiaoxun when the time comes.

Look."

Uchiha Madara: "..." So, what does this person think of them?

...This is definitely a kid's problem.

Next, Mr. Madara’s fourth stop is...

the other side.

Because of Tobirama-kun's overly interesting words opposite him, the little girl with expressions like "Wow...", "Is this okay?", and "That's great!" would appear from time to time while listening carefully to the other person's words and stacking them up.

The table full of refreshments was "ransacked".

Qianju Tojian: "..." You can really eat it, this little girl.

He silently looked at Xiaoduanzi's flat little Duji opposite with a hint of elasticity in it, his fingers trembled a little, and he thought: As far as eating sweets, this kid really looks like an Uchiha.

After all, after Uchiha settled in Konoha, the first shop he opened in the clan was a dessert shop. There were so many customers on the opening day that he was speechless when he heard about it. By the way, his eldest brother was too boring

, and even went to cut ribbons for others, dragging Uchiha Madara with him. Those people should be honored and happy if my eldest brother does such a thing, but if Uchiha Madara goes... it may not be the case.

But other than this, this little girl really doesn't look like an Uchiha in any way.

If the elder brother were here, he would probably say: "Tobirama, you just hate Uchiha and are prejudiced against Uchiha."

Does he hate Uchiha?

No, he just hates the two brothers Uchiha Madara and Uchiha Izuna.

Is he prejudiced against Uchiha?

Well, he does.

However, this has nothing to do with personal likes and dislikes, and has to do with Uchiha's Sharingan.
To be continued...