("Oiko Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");

A true straight man has the courage to face any storm.

Therefore, when Uchiha Madara faced the "Strip-chan Swimsuit Paradise" in front of him, his reaction was——

The ninjutsu was dispersed with a slap.

And a serious warning: "Don't use it again, at least not in front of others."

"...Are you sure?" The little black cat rubbed his chin thoughtfully, "I remember this ninjutsu is really useful. It seems to have defeated super strong ninjas."

Uchiha Madara: "..." is quite useful, and it can indeed defeat very strong ninjas, so it is absolutely not allowed to be used indiscriminately.

He suddenly remembered something, walked to the dilapidated cabinet, opened the door, and saw Kyuubi squatting inside with his ears horizontally covering his eyes, and the three-tailed tail on top of its head had also retracted its head.

Shelled.

Uchiha Madara narrowed his eyes, not sure whether to silence him immediately - mainly because tailed beasts are essentially immortal.

Kyuubi shivered for a while as if his whole body was electrified, and said dryly: "Oh, I don't know why, but I feel like I suddenly went blind and can't see anything. Don't you think so?"

It took Sanwei a long time to react and replied slowly: "Well, it's so dark inside the shell that you can't see anything."

Kyuubi: "..." This stupid thing, when it cooperates, the roasted chicken will be cold! Ahhh, at times like this, I miss the bull ghost who looks innocent but is actually very clever. Where is this guy now?

?There is no doubt that Jiuwei wants to find a smarter cross talk partner.

(The Eight-Tails, who was far away in a foreign country, sneezed and was filled with doubts: Tailed beasts can also catch colds?)

But in the end, the two tailed beasts still managed to save a small life. At the same time, a certain naughty little black cat was also taught by the big black cat with his ears held up for a long time, and he repeatedly promised that he would never use the cat indiscriminately outside.

After some ninja surgery, she was reluctantly let go.

After that, the two beasts tidied up the room quickly, and they officially settled down.

But then, Uchiha Madara, who was becoming more and more experienced in cosplay and striving for excellence, began to think seriously about a question: "My character design this time is a fisherman, right?"

"Yes."

Because it was getting late, Ochiha Uchiha replied as he took out some food from the scroll for today's dinner.

Madagascar’s tofu skin sushi, her red bean cake, Jiuwei’s roasted chicken oil tofu, Sanwei’s vegetable tempura, and a luxurious seafood set meal packed from the boat are today’s dinners.

Yes, Mitsuo likes to eat vegetable tempura.

Like the Nine-Tails, it doesn't eat much, and because it lives in the water all year round, it occasionally opens its mouth on a whim and sucks nearby small fish, big fish, and even sharks directly into its belly.

It's time to eat.

In other words, this guy was originally a standard "raw foodist", but because he had eaten fish for so many years, he no longer had any interest in this stuff.

Therefore, when I ate hot vegetable tempura for the first time on the ship, the whole three-tailed beast was shocked - there is such a delicious thing in the world! At this point, it was out of control, just like the persistence of the nine-tailed beast

Just like roast chicken and fried tofu, it cannot do without this thing.

"In other words, you need to go out to sea to fish." Uchiha Madara thought seriously, "As for props, are they fishing boats and fishing nets?"

"Yeah." The little girl nodded seriously, "These two should be enough."

"Then take some time to buy it." Uchiha Madara made his decision.

"There's no need to go to such trouble." Kyuubi said while eating fried tofu with chopsticks, "How about I help you build a boat." That's right, this orange fox still wants to show his worth - go to sea.

Catching a three-tailed tail is definitely a meritorious service, but what should we do with it? It can’t always be treated like a stuffed toy, right? Kyuubi-chan has a very strong self-esteem!

"You know how to build a ship?" Uchiha Madara glanced at the little orange fox, a little surprised.

"What's so difficult about this?" Jiuwei shook his big fluffy tail, "After all, I have lived for so many years and witnessed the evolution history of human tools."

"Then I'll leave it to you~" Uchiha said with a smile, "When it's done, I'll treat you to more roast chicken!"

"Don't worry." Kyuubi said confidently.

"Nine Lamas are so reliable, then we just need to buy a fishing net."

At this moment, Sanwei said slowly: "I have a fishing net."

"Why?"

Then, in full view of everyone, Sanwei took out a pile of fishing nets from nowhere.

"... Iso, why do you carry this thing with you?" Kyuubi was also shocked. Did this guy have the heart to be a fisherman? Could it be that the ancestor of Mr. Liu Dao was really a fisherman, and then he secretly told this matter

Did you tell Ji Teng? How partial!

Sanwei replied leisurely: "I often see wrecked ships with fishing nets on the bottom of the sea. When I am bored, I like to put a bunch of fishing nets on the bottom of the sea, and then watch the fish panic when they break in and cannot escape.

, very interesting.”

Kyuubi: "..." You are really boring.

"Then everything is ready." The little girl clapped her hands and made her decision happily.

after……

The three tails controlled the small water escape and skillfully began to wash dishes, jars and other things.

Kyuubi, who was squatting aside, quickly took the washed items that flew over him, wiped them carefully with the white towel in his hand, and then stacked them on the seal scroll.

After everything was done, the little girl came over and sealed the scroll, and it was done.

That's right, since Sanwei came, she no longer needs to wash the dishes, and Sanwei washes them very cleanly! In this sense, she is indeed taken good care of by Sanwei~

Thinking this, the little black cat smiled and stretched out his hand to touch the back of the three tails. The latter shrank his head uncomfortably and said angrily: "There are thorns on my back, it will hurt."

"It doesn't matter~ My hands are not that soft." The little girl replied with a smile, "Besides, the carapace full of thorns is super handsome, Ji Teng."

"..." Sanwei retracted his head into the turtle shell.

Jiuwei curled his lips: He is actually shy. He is really an old turtle painted green to pretend to be a young turtle. Mr. Jiuwei, I can keep my face straight even if my soft belly is rubbed.

But now that the dishes were washed, it was time to get down to business, so he grabbed the three tails and put it on his head, and said hello to the two owners... Bah, after saying hello to the contractor, he scampered away.

.

Uchiha Madara didn't stop him. What is a contracted beast? It means that as long as he wants to catch it, the Nine-Tails can't escape. Not to mention, he feels that this too greedy fox seems to have no intention of leaving now.

He even dared to make disturbing little snores when sleeping at night. He was really quite undisciplined. If he hadn't been strong enough, he would have been captured by other humans.

After that, the Nine-Tails shrunk even smaller, holding the also smaller Three-Tails on its head, and quietly appeared in a nearby town.

The three tails asked angrily: "Kiu tails, where are you going?"

"I discovered before that there is a store selling boats... called a boat-shaped toy store. I'll go and have a look."

Sanwei was stunned for a long time before he realized: "So, you don't know how to build a ship, so you lied to others."

"...It's not that I don't know how to do it, it's just to observe the latest skills." Kyuubi raised his paw and patted the hard shell of a certain turtle, "Shut up if you don't know how to speak."

"……oh."

Then, a fox and a turtle sneaked under the floor of the ship model shop to "observe the latest human skills."

after a while……

A certain fox ran away with his friend confidently, and even took some things with him before leaving. However, he is a reasonable and educated fox, and he will definitely not take human things for nothing, so...

"Boss, something happened in the warehouse!"

"What's wrong? What happened? Is it on fire?"

"No, a bucket of glue was stolen and these were left where they were."

"...roast chicken and fried tofu?"

"Yeah, I don't know who it is."

"...Forget it, maybe someone wants a ship model but has no money to buy the finished product, so he wants to steal some glue and make it himself." The boss shook his head and added, "The cost of glue is not high anyway, this thief

It’s still reasonable, if you throw it away, just throw it away.”

"Okay." The guy who discovered this nodded and said, "It's okay to use glue to make a model. If you use it to ride on a boat, it will probably be a tragedy."

"Who would be so stupid as to make a big boat out of glue that melts when it touches water?"

"Too."

There was no doubt that this conversation could not have been heard by Kyuubi, who had already enthusiastically taken the three tails to find a tree to cut down.

Kyuubi thinks that although Sanbi is a bit stupid, he is still very useful. For example -

It stretched out its claws and knocked down a giant tree with a "snap". The three-tailed creature lying on the side blew out the wind and escaped. The tree was quickly cut into pieces of wood that met the "nine-tailed standard", and it was also disguised.

"Dried in the shade".

"It's almost done." Jiuwei looked at the parts piled aside and nodded with satisfaction, "Now let's glue them on."

After about an hour of work, a small wooden boat that looked beautiful no matter how it looked was built.

The Kyuubi circled the boat several times, then jumped to the bow, its ears stood up, and waved in the wind proudly. Then, it imitated a certain Mr. Madara, folding its arms with its paws, and swayed the nine tails.

Tails said: "Let me just say, nothing can be difficult for my Nine-Tails uncle~"

After that?

Then at night on the beach, a boat became a spirit...

Yes, it will move on its own.

But if you look closely, you will find that there is a little orange fox walking below holding the boat with both paws. The three tails are lying on the bow of the boat, looking up at the moon and thinking to themselves: Human boats,

Does it need to be waterproofed after it is done? Did Jiulama forget it? No, it is so smart that it should not make such a mistake. So, in order to prevent being scolded, it is better not to say it.

So Sanwei wisely decided to keep her mouth shut.

When the two of them went back, Uchiha Obi was just making the bed - the humidity at the beach was relatively high, so she did not continue to choose to make a bed on the floor, but spread the bedroll she brought with her on the wooden bed that had been wiped clean in the house. Although other furniture in the house was broken

, but this bed is quite strong and big enough.

After making the bed, the little black cat who had finished washing sat happily on the edge of the bed, threw off his shoes and tilted his head and said: "I feel like I haven't slept in bed for a long time, I feel a little nostalgic~" Brother Ban is a standard floor fan, so if

When staying in a hotel, you will definitely choose a room like this.

"Really." Uchiha Madara came over, picked up the little black cat, and placed her on the inside of the bed against the wall, "You sleep in there."

"...Oh." She obediently got into bed and looked longingly at the man who also got into bed. Suddenly she heard some movement, "It seems that the Nine Lamas and the others are back. It sounds like they are bringing the boat back?"

As the girl spoke, she subconsciously sat up.

Uchiha Madara, who opened the quilt and entered the bed, pushed her back and covered her with the quilt again while saying: "Let's see tomorrow. There's no rush."

"...Okay." She didn't insist anymore, but turned over habitually, faced the wall and closed her eyes, "Good night, Brother Ban."

The man behind her was also used to naturally hugging his little girl from behind. Then, he gently lifted her thick hair and kissed her on the back of her neck a few times, just like every day in the past.

Resisting the urge to bite it, he whispered: "Good night, kid." By the way——

He silently raised his hand and made a threatening gesture towards the two tailed beasts that had just entered the house.

If you dare to speak out, you will die.

Kyuubi, who was about to ask for praise, admiration and rewards: "..."

...Okay.

What human rights do tailed beasts want?

So it looked around, found a pretty good place, closed its eyes and fell asleep. Its pointed paws were placed on the back of the three tails.

The latter blinked, and then silently retracted his head into the turtle shell.

The author has something to say: sexy nine tails, online pit spot 2333

2("Official Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");
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