("Oiko Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");

Seeing that the time has arrived in the afternoon.

Uchiha Madara, who was floating on the waves with Isora, put away the scroll, thought for a moment, and felt that he should be able to "go home from get off work." Thinking about it carefully, this is the first time that he has been separated for so long since he picked up the kitten. (Except for the last time a certain cat ran away from home), it’s really a bit strange.

Well, he thinks he doesn't have a problem with being clingy, so the problem is really hers, right? She has such a strong sense of presence, so if it's missing even a little bit, she'll feel uncomfortable.

After using Uchiha's classic "arrogant and blame-shifting" technique, a certain "mature man" decided to catch a fish before getting off work... No, a fisherman, so he put away the scroll and stood up, and picked up the

The fishing net recovered by Sanwei when the ship sank was unfolded.

Ji asked angrily: "Do you need my help to drive away the fish?"

Uchiha Madara lowered his head and glanced at the tailed beast, and found that it really didn't have any discernment: Either he did this kind of thing and didn't say anything, or he simply didn't ask. It had already asked this, how could he still agree to it?

?

So he replied decisively: "No need."

It can be seen from this that a certain man is really... quite concerned about face.

Uchiha Madara's action of throwing the net was very standard. Don't ask, the Sharingan is awesome. But after throwing the net into the sea, he fell into deep thought: How long will it take to get this thing? At that time, he glanced at it

I didn't study the actions of the fishermen carefully. Theoretically speaking, the ninjutsu used should be able to achieve the effect immediately, right? In other words... if you throw it away, there should be fish. In short, let's give it a try.

So he immediately brought up the net.

Sanwei: "..." Hold it back, don't speak, otherwise you will be beaten.

Of course, there is nothing in the net.

Uchiha Madara: "..."

He silently glanced at Sanwei, who also silently retracted his head into the turtle shell - it was blind, no, it was dead, there was only an empty shell here, so it didn't know anything, huh!

As if nothing had happened just now, Uchiha Madara cast the net into the sea again, and then waited patiently. He rarely felt that the work of ordinary civilians seemed to be really boring and unexpectedly difficult.

, maybe there is indeed experience to draw from, but to a large extent, it also depends on luck. If not, they would not have been struggling on the poverty line.

This time, Uchiha Madara lifted the net after it moved slightly, and then looked at the few small sea crabs inside, silent - why crabs and fish?

Sanwei's head was tangled up in his shell. He thought: Should I tell him? With his posture and method of lowering the net... he would have to wait at least a few hours before he could pull it up...

But there is no doubt that waiting for several hours is absolutely unbearable for Uchiha Madara, who already wants to go home from get off work. Therefore, Sanbi was clever enough and did not say this.

Next, Uchiha Madara lowered the net several times and caught some small crabs, some small shrimps and...a small octopus.

Uchiha Madara: "..."

He thought about it seriously and felt that it was almost done, so he decided to catch the last catch.

And the "last time" thing seems to have a bonus; the three tails also quietly swung their three tails, trying to drive some fish over, in short, giving the boss a little more face.

This time, Uchiha Madara really picked up a big guy, a...

Extra large monkfish.

Its meat is delicious, but its appearance is particularly ugly. For this reason, it is also called the "sea ghost fish".

Uchiha Madara silently looked at the fish in front of him, which could be said to be eye-catching in appearance - it had a flat body, a big mouth, and the mouth was full of teeth. In addition, it was slimy.

... Even if he died, he would not let himself and the kitten eat this kind of thing. And, is it an illusion? I always feel that when the kid faces this fish with a knife in the kitchen, he will be frightened and cry, because it is really

It's too ugly, and she prefers things that are pleasing to the eye in every sense of the word, such as him, him, and him - appeared! The confidence of the big black cat!

So the confident man waved the net and the fish was free again.

The three tails silently looked at the back of the monkfish escaping quickly in the sea, and thought to themselves: Thank you, your ugliness saved you.

Then, Uchiha Madara silently put today's catch into a small net bag and casually hung it on the thorns on the three-tailed carapace.

"Go back." He said calmly.

Not daring to say a word, Sanwei, who adhered to the principle of "silence is golden" from beginning to end, immediately turned around and sprinted with all his strength——

Even if he is as stupid as he is, he can see that a man's heart is like an arrow.

And when Uchiha Madara was carrying a small net bag and following the three tails home, he encountered the same thing as Uchiha Madara before, that is, he saw some people gathered around the door from a distance.

"?"

What's going on?

Of course, he wouldn't think that his kid was in trouble. After all, she could kill everyone in the sea at any time if she wanted to - of course, she would never do that.

Out of curiosity, Uchiha Madara used genjutsu to conceal his whereabouts, and then walked towards his residence.

Then I saw the little girl sitting on the steps at the door of the house. There were several women from the fishing village sitting on the left and right. In addition, there were a few more standing in front of them.

"?"

chat?

...No, why is the kid covering his face with a handkerchief and still trembling slightly? What's going on?

He got closer, and then heard the group of people comforting her and saying -

"This is life, don't be too sad."

"How long have you been married? You don't have any children yet?"

"Hey... it's a good thing not to have children. Otherwise, you, a woman, would be widowed at a young age, and it would be even more difficult to have children."

"yes……"

…

Uchiha Madara: "???" The world is confused.

Kid, I'm going to be a widow... well, whose widow will I be?

After a moment, he suddenly realized: Oh, yes, I am "dead", so is this going to make me a widow?

When he realized this, he just felt dumbfounded. At the same time, he felt that those fishermen were really... overly enthusiastic. Not only did they try their best to fish for people, but they came here to announce the funeral and comfort people. This was really...

…

However, he now knows very well that this kind of kindness is actually very valuable. Especially at this difficult time for this group of people.

However, if others don’t know, the kid himself should know it very well, right?

It's impossible for anything to happen to him.

With this thought in mind, Uchiha Madara took a few steps closer.

The little girl who had sensed his chakra before raised her head, still covering her face with a handkerchief, "looking" in the direction of him, and then shouted in a very sad voice: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"""" A little girl who had sensed his chakra before""

With a good conscience, what should we do if we just leave and leave our orphans and widows?————"

Uchiha Madara: "..." This kid almost laughed until he hiccuped behind the handkerchief. He was having so much fun.

Before he could express anything, the other women were already confused.

"...Huh? Wait, didn't you just say that you don't have children?"

"Where do orphans and widowers come from?"

"You...are pregnant?"

…

Uchiha Madara looked at the little black cat who was speechless because he accidentally said that he was bald when asked, and raised his eyebrows in gloating: Pi, let me do it.

After admiring a little girl's tongue-tied appearance, Uchiha Madara appeared from the illusion. However, he also knew that "ordinary people who escaped with their lives" could not escape unscathed, so he changed his original transformed image.

With the additional debuff of "covered in water and seaweed hanging from his shoulders", it looks very realistic.

Maybe it was because it was too realistic. As soon as he appeared, the woman who saw him immediately screamed——

"Ah!!! Sea Ghost!!!"

"Hell, hell!!!"

"Ghost ahhhhhhhhhh!"

…

Uchiha Madara silently looked at the group of women in front of him who were so panicked that some of them fainted. After a pause, he said, "I'm not a ghost. It's daytime and I have a shadow."

He rarely takes the initiative to explain anything to ordinary people, and this sentence is already the limit.

However, these overly calm words seemed to convey their calmness to the women. They gradually calmed down and discussed in low voices——

"There is indeed a shadow."

"Ghosts don't come out during the day."

"Ju, are you okay?"

Then someone asked out of curiosity: "My husband said he saw your boat break up and you sink into the sea. How did you get back...?"

After thinking hard for a moment, Uchiha Madara replied: "I swam back."

Women: "..." Huh? Have you been swimming since morning? Isn't this water quality a bit too exaggerated...

But no matter what, it's a good thing for people to come back. Many people are sincerely happy for Ouzi-chan who almost became a little widow - it's great that although her husband suffered a "shipwreck", he returned safely.

Uchiha Madara also walked up to his overly naughty little girl, opened his arms and said, "Aren't you happy? I'm back safely."

Uchiha: "..." Wow... this is an angry... stingy guy... thinking this, she silently put down her handkerchief and showed a touched expression, "That's great! Anada!!

!" Pounced over.

Madara Uchiha caught the little girl, and while caressing the cat's head, he replied "kindly": "Don't be too excited, don't forget, you are still pregnant with the child." Otherwise, where would you say "leave us behind"?

Orphans and widowers, right?

Uchiha tape: "..." Hey!

This wave is full of pitfalls and counterattacks!

There is no doubt that this man is really very cautious.

After that, the "couple" returned to the house under the sighing eyes of others, and released the transformation technique. Then, Madara Uchiha held down a certain little black cat that wanted to sneak away, and held it in the living room.

There is a meal of rua on the table.

"Ah hahahahaha! I was wrong! I was wrong! Brother Ban, please don't do this hahahaha..."

"Hold your laughter, aren't you pregnant? What if you laugh so much that you miscarry?"

"Brother Ban, you are too stingy...hahahahahaha!!!"

…

The three-tailed boy walked straight along the living room to the bedroom without squinting, and then suggested to the nine-tailed boy who was peeking at the bedroom door: "Run away, nine-tailed boy, otherwise you may die."

Kyuubi: "…………………………"

Who did it offend?!

But in the end, I ran out to avoid the trouble temporarily. After all, the three-tailed beast was an honest beast, and he probably wouldn't deliberately lie to it.

By the way, when passing by the net bag that Uchiha Madara casually threw by the door, it saw the octopus inside and almost thought it was the eight-tailed ogre that was captured together, but it turned out not to be the case at all...

Ah, so disappointed.

The Niu Gui who was far away once again said: "Ah sneeze!!!"

The author has something to say: Jiu**: My life is really bitter, really [sad]

2("Official Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");
Chapter completed!