("Oiko Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");

Before you know it, the wine is full.

Senju Hashirama held a wine cup and walked around the table to sit cross-legged next to his friend. He hooked his hand around the latter's neck and said with a satisfied smile: "Madara, I don't even remember the last time we were like this."

Liar... Actually, he remembered it very clearly. It was... not long before Izuna died. The two of them met by chance in a small town and had a drink together. That was the last time between them before today.

Have fun drinking once.

After that...after the village was built...

Even though they had been to an izakaya in Konoha together, Madara always drank in silence. No matter how hard he tried, no matter how interesting he tried to say, Madara never showed such a relaxed expression.

The corner of his mouth will not have a faint smile like it does now.

Well, when we met in Yunin Village before, Madara was in good condition, but obviously not as good as he is now.

So good...

Such spots.

Like a dream.

——Well, if this is really a dream, I hope I won’t wake up.

Senju Hashirama was never a man who would immerse himself in dreams and escape from reality, but at this moment, he thought so from the bottom of his heart.

"...Hashirama, you smell of alcohol." Uchiha Madara pushed the person aside in disgust - go away, don't inhale his kitten, she can't stand the smell of alcohol.

It's not about how fragile her body is, but... the scene of her being drunk that day, if he could, he wouldn't want to relive it in his lifetime.

"Madara, you drink no less than I do." Senju Hashirama said aggrievedly - everyone is a stinky man if they drink too much. There is no reason why I stink you, he said this as if for the sake of

Not wanting to prove anything, he raised his sleeves, then pulled up Uchiha Madara's sleeves, and handed them both to the little girl who was holding a bowl of udon noodles, "Hitomi-chan, please be fair, we

Who is the stinker between the two?"

Uchiha Madara: "..." Who is the stinker, but Hashirama seems to be a little drunk.

The Uchiha who could even lie in front of his face said obediently: "..." Can she not smell it?

"...Okay, big brother." Senju Tobirama, who saw her difficulty, also came over and dragged the person back with both hands, "Don't intoxicate the person."

"Tobirama..." Senju Hashirama turned his head, looked at his brother with dark eyes without blinking, and asked, "Do you think I stink?"

After Senju Tobirama was silent for a while, he couldn't help but complain: "Don't you know whether you stink or not?" You are a grown man, do you want to smell good all over your body after drinking alcohol? Why, you really thought "Senju"

Is "The Legend of the Pillars" true?

Senju Hashirama: "..." He was silent for a moment, and then he lowered his head silently, and his shoulders suddenly slumped.

Senju Tobirama: "..." No way...

He had already noticed that his eldest brother got drunk a little quickly today. After all, because he was in an extremely happy mood, he drank too much quickly and urgently. It would be weird if he didn't get drunk. Of course, the eldest brother has a good drinking capacity, so this should be just a "little drink".

If he needs to wake up, he can wake up immediately - very few ninjas like them are really drunk. It is too dangerous, it is equivalent to hanging their heads on their heads.

You can take it off.

Back to business.

The elder brother who happily entered the "tippy" state is somewhat "childish", that is to say, he is more likely to be hit than usual. So, is he falling into depression again?

Really.

A drunken and depressed elder brother will become quite difficult to deal with and difficult to coax.

Qianju Tojian knelt down on one knee in front of his eldest brother with some headaches. He tried his best to speak softly and said softly: "Brother, you..."

Then he got drunk all over him.

Qianju Tojian: "..."

Senju Hashirama turned over the wine cup in his hand, and a few drops of residual liquid fell from the cup. He smiled "hehehe" like a child who succeeded in playing a prank, and said very happily and proudly: "Now, Tobirama, you are

The smelliest one!"

Senju Tobirama thought expressionlessly: Very good, brother, I remember what happened today.

Then, he saw his eldest brother brushing up against Madara Uchiha again, and (thinking to himself) muttered in a "low voice": "Madara, Tobirama stinks, we won't play with him."

Thousand Hands Tobirama:==

Uchiha Madara was also a little bit dumbfounded.

The little girl looked at Senju Tobirama with sympathy: It's so miserable...

"Okay." Uchiha Madara, who was also a little tipsy, shook his head and said, "Let's go back."

"No." Senju Hashirama refused, and by the way, he hooked his friend's neck again, "Keep drinking, Madara, let's get drunk before we stop!"

"You won't work tomorrow?" Uchiha Madara asked.

"...Tobirama go for me."

Senshou Tobirama: "..." Hehe, you just poured wine all over me, and now you ask me to go to work for you. Brother, do you think I'm stupid?

Then, he saw Senju Hashirama raise his hand and touch the little girl's head tenderly, and said with a smile: "Tobirama go for me, Hitomi-chan, you go for Madara, you two go to work, Madara and I

Sleep at home.”

Qianju Tojian: "..." That's okay... okay.

Uchiha tape: "..." Brother Hashirama, are you entering old age ahead of schedule?

Uchiha Madara couldn't help but complain: "Hashirama, do you want to 'borrow a cat's hand'?"

He made a pun. This is a proverb, which roughly means describing a person who is very busy. At the same time, he also revealed the "identity" of his little girl.

Senju Hashirama tilted his head, then smiled and stretched out a hand to the little girl who was held in his arms by his friend: "Hi, Hitomi-chan, reach out~"

The latter obediently stretched out a hand and asked in passing: "Is your right hand okay?"

"Hmm~" Senju Hashirama nodded with a smile, and then rubbed his hands on his body for a while. Halfway through, he stopped, turned around, and rubbed the area on his brother's body that was not stained by alcohol.

Next (Senju Tobirama:???), he carefully grabbed the little girl’s white, small and raised hand, squeezed it gently, and commented, “Madara, Hitomi-chan doesn’t have any pads.

, so it’s not a cat.”

Uchiha tape: "..." Hey! Do you still need to do experiments on this kind of thing?! She is not good in the first place!

Senju Tobirama: "???" He began to seriously suspect that his eldest brother was not "tip drunk", but really a little drunk - are you so happy to see Uchiha Madara?

Then, she was extremely speechless when she heard her Brother Ban say——

"Hashirama, that's because you didn't pinch it in the right place." As the man said, he stretched out his hand to grab the tip of the little girl's thumb and pinched it gently, "This is where the flesh pad is." There was no way.

Their kittens are thin and small, and their claws are also the same. Therefore, only people with sufficient experience in raising cats can accurately find the location of the "meat pads".

"Meat Pad Owner": "..." Brother Ban, you are actually drunk too...

That's right, Uchiha Madara, who looked normal, was, like his friends, not tipsy but a little drunk - he just looked normal just now, but now his true colors are revealed.

In fact, this is normal. After all, these two men have always been full of competition and desire to win. How could one be drunk and the other be "unscathed"? It doesn't exist.

"Really..." Senju Hashirama then silently pinched the little girl's thumb, pinched it gently back and forth, and then said "Ah!" "It's really soft and easy to pinch.

."

Uchiha Madara raised the corners of his mouth proudly, thinking: Of course, this is my cat.

Qian Ju Tojian resisted the urge to hold his forehead. He just felt that these two grown men were surrounding a little girl and pinching her thumb. It was really... to put it nicely, it was eye-catching, and to put it worse, it was perverted. So he was very

He said decisively: "Okay, that's it for today, let's go back."

After saying that, he grabbed his eldest brother's back collar.

"I don't." Senju Hashirama tried to struggle.

Qianju Tobirama lowered his head and gave him an "incomparably kind" smile: "No, brother, what do you think?" The background was like lightning and thunder, and seemed to have the roaring waves of the sea.

Senju Hashirama: "..." It's so scary. Tobirama is so scary now!

On the other side, the little girl also jumped to her feet and pulled up her "drunken brother" with both hands: "Brother Ban, let's go back to take a shower and sleep."

"Well," Madara Uchiha shook his slightly dizzy head, "Take a shower..." He didn't want to take a shower, he just wanted to find a place to sleep.

"Madara, let's take a shower together!" Senju Hashirama suddenly became energetic, and then he raised his thumbs up very hard to introduce himself, "I, the scrub is great!"

Madara Uchiha fell into deep thought: Taking a bath...well, Hashirama's bathing skills are good, but I don't want him to do it. Well, who should I find to do it?

Senju Tobirama: "..." Big brother, that's enough! This is still outside. Although it is unlikely that anyone would dare to speak against their words, in order to prevent his big brother from saying more words that would affect his majesty, he remained silent.

He reached out his hand and covered the other person's mouth, then forcibly packed him away.

Seeing Senju Hashirama being "dragged" away, Uchiha Madara almost blurted out the sentence "I want you to rub it for me", so naturally he was unable to say it. Then, he was also taken away by his little girl.

Soon, these two people were "thrown" into the bathhouse of the mansion where the two brothers Senju Hashirama and Senju Tobirama lived.

Uchiha Oichi stood silently outside the bathhouse, her heart full of worry - no doubt, she was afraid that a certain big black cat would dive into the water because it drank too much, and then "gurgle" and drown...

Then, she saw Senju Tobirama coming out, patting his clothes and sleeves with a look of disgust.

"..."

"..."

The moment their eyes met, both of them were silent for a moment.

Then, the little girl asked: "Tobirama-kun, don't you... wash with them?"

Senju Tobirama was silent for a moment and replied: "That's not necessary." How could he be present when the two of them took a bath together? Oh, what was he doing there? Did you see them rubbing each other's backs?

"...Then, is it okay to leave it like this?" she asked with uncontrollable worry.

"Don't worry." Senju Tobirama comforted him and said, "They are just tipsy, nothing will happen to them." He originally wanted to find another place to bathe, but at this moment, he looked at the little boy who was looking at him helplessly.

Girl, he softened his heart for some reason and promised, "Let's do this, I'll stay here and go in and take a look from time to time." When he said this, he paused and continued jokingly, "I won't really let you go.

They drowned in the bathhouse."

He just said this casually, but unexpectedly, the expression of the little girl in front of him suddenly became more worried.

Qianju Tojian: "?"

"That... Tobirama-kun..." She endured it again and again, but finally couldn't hold it back and said, "As you know, Madara and I went to Kumogakure Village, and the first Raikage disappeared; after that we went

In the Kingdom of Water, the first Mizukage is gone; now we are in Konoha..."

Although one shouldn’t be too superstitious, it’s better to be on the safe side, right?

Senju Tobirama was stunned for a moment, then hurriedly turned around and walked towards the bathhouse - no way? no way?? It's not like that???

The author has something to say: Tobirama is like an old lady reincarnated by lemon spirit【Hey

2("Official Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");
Chapter completed!