("Oiko Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");

Since it is the fabric merchant that Senju Tobirama found, it is natural that the best, latest and most popular fabrics in Konoha are gathered here.

Senju Hashirama opened his mouth slightly, and was deeply shocked by his brother's "rich and wealthy" appearance - Hey, he didn't know how long it had been since he got the syndrome of "wandering on the street and accidentally entering a casino"

He has touched a lot of money, usually receiving pocket money from his younger brother on a regular basis, but he doesn't care about this. It's good to be taken care of by Tobirama. There is no need to worry about everything, Tobirama will always take care of everything.

All were well cooked.

Therefore, he was stunned for only a short time before nodding in agreement: "Tobirama, well done, this is what it should be." Then he asked the fabric sellers, "Are there any fashionable fabrics suitable for men?"

Senju Tobirama's face was expressionless: Haha, anyway, it wouldn't be chosen for him.

As expected...

Soon, Senju Hashirama picked up a piece of crimson fabric that he liked very much, and squatted in front of Uchiha Madara in an inconspicuous manner, comparing it back and forth: "Madara, this color suits you, and it looks good on you."

"Really?" Uchiha Madara raised his eyebrows.

"Of course, you believe me!" Senju Hashirama said as he picked up another piece of dark blue cloth, compared it back and forth and said, "This is not bad." Then, he picked up another piece.

Blue fabric, "This is also wonderful."

So unknowingly, Uchiha Madara was "surrounded" by cloth. And the amount of this cloth continued to increase.

Uchiha Madara: "..." After he was silent for a while, he asked his friend, "Hashirama, what should I wear that doesn't look good on me?"

The simplest question seemed to stump a certain Shodaime Hokage. He racked his brains to think about it for a long time, and finally hesitantly said: "I don't think so? I feel like you look good no matter what you wear."

of."

Fabric Merchant: "???" My dear! What did they hear? They won't be silenced!

Senju Tobirama was so angry that he wanted to hit someone. Could you please stop saying such misleading words?

However, what Senju Hashirama said is true. There is a saying - there are two kinds of bodies that men like most, one is a woman's body, and the other is a man's body that is well-trained. In future generations, this is about

It’s the same reason as “men who are addicted to fitness are not very interested in women in the gym, but are attracted to men with beautiful muscles”.

Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara's bodies are undoubtedly the best among men. Senju Hashirama likes to exercise very much and is quite satisfied with his current figure. By the way, he admires his friend's figure and likes to hang out with her.

The other person rubs and bathes together. The same should apply the other way around, so is there any problem?

At least he thinks there's nothing wrong with it.

Moreover, he didn't lie. His friend Uchiha Madara has a beautiful appearance and a great temperament. He looks good no matter what color or style he wears. It can be said that he is a natural clothes hanger - seriously speaking, he thinks even the most ordinary

Commoner clothing will instantly double its value when worn on a spotted body. In the final analysis, it is the spotted clothing that adds color, not the clothing that adds color to the spotted body.

If you don't believe it, just wait and see. After the festival, the fabrics and styles worn by Madara will definitely increase in price. This kind of thing... has happened more than once in the past.

After hearing his friend's "truth", Madara Uchiha thought for a moment and nodded in agreement: "You're right."

He does feel that he looks good no matter what he wears. Izuna also said similar things.

...Izuna.

Uchiha Madara's eyes deepened slightly, and he suddenly remembered the time when Izuna helped him choose fabrics for new clothes, and said with a smile: "It's really an easy thing to help my brother choose fabrics. In this matter,

, that white-haired one lost to me."

That's right, Izuna was complaining about Hashirama. He was a bit picky about the fabrics and styles of his clothes. If he dressed well, he would be very classy, ​​but if he wore bad clothes, he would... He just felt dumbfounded at the time. Looking back now, he is full of emotion.

"...Madara?" Senju Hashirama, who vaguely felt something, asked cautiously, "What's wrong?"

Uchiha Madara took a deep look at his friend who was obviously a little uneasy. He didn't say anything, but pulled out a piece of blue cloth with pine grain from the "cloth mountain" beside him. Doesn't it represent "longevity and tenacity"?

The old pine is not the Wakamatsu that represents the "new future", but the Kasamatsu that represents "prosperity" - just like Hashirama now. He tore open the piece of cloth, stretched out his hand and placed it on his friend's knee.

He said softly: "This one suits you very well."

This was also the color of the coat that Hashirama wore when they first met.

Senju Hashirama's eyes became slightly moist in an instant. He opened his mouth and said with great emotion: "Madara..."

"...Hashirama, that's enough for you." Uchiha Madara suddenly showed a helpless expression and said countless times since their reunion, "You are already the Hokage, be mature."

"...Yes." Senju Hashirama sniffed, showed a bright smile, and then seemed to finally remember something, turned around and said, "Tobirama, can I also help you choose?"

Senju Tobirama refused cruelly with an expressionless face: "No need, I can do it myself."

Senju Hashirama: "..." Hey, my brother is getting into trouble again, but it's okay. You can just coax him after that. He looked at his two sons again like a "skilled scumbag", "He, Shigeru, I

Can I help you choose too?"

Then he saw the two sons raising their right hands at the same time, making a gesture of rejection, and replied in unison -

"No need, we have a second uncle."

Senju Hashirama: "..." He silently looked at his daughter Sachiko, only to see the latter...

She shrank behind her sister-in-law Noriko and replied with her eyes drifting left and right, "Sister Noriko and I can pick each other up. Father, you can just be busy with your own business." Yada, Yada, didn't want his father to

Help me choose these~

Senju Hashirama: "..." Oh, it hurts my heart...

Naturally, he would not offer to help his daughter-in-law choose fabrics, which would be disrespectful, but he seemed to be fully aware of his family's distrust of him in this regard.

Because, one by one of the four children, they all gathered around his younger brother Tobirama, and one or two of them asked enthusiastically——

"Second uncle, what do you think I should wear?"

"Second uncle, where is this?"

"Second uncle, do you think Noriko looks good in this?"

"Second uncle, is it okay if I choose this?"

Senju Hashirama: "..."

Uchiha Madara couldn't help but laugh, and then received a very sad look from his friend. The former raised his hand and patted the latter's shoulder understandingly. As a result, the latter felt that not only was he not comforted, but he was even worse.

At this moment, the little girl sitting next to Uchiha Madara said very considerately: "Brother Hashirama, please help me choose." I always felt that Hashirama was about to show wet dog eyes, and he was full of it.

The words "please help you choose" are written all over his face. It's so pitiful...

Hey, I almost want to scratch my head.

Senju Hashirama suddenly showed a very touched expression again, then he patted his friend's arm hard, and said with emotion: "Madara, you have really good taste." What a gentle, considerate, well-behaved and kind-hearted woman, she is worthy of being chosen by Madara.

people.

Uchiha Madara thought this was talking about his "picking up people" vision - even though the kid followed him by himself at first, it didn't stop him from feeling that he was great, so he nodded without any hesitation: "

That's natural."

Then I saw my friend starting to pile up a mountain of fabrics next to his little girl.

"Hitomi-chan, what do you think of this?"

"Hitomi-chan, where's this?"

"Hitomi-chan, this, this!"

…

Uchiha Madara looked at his itchy hands and started to help choose——

"I think this is good."

"This is okay."

"This is fine too."

Because the little girl was too small, she was almost "buried" soon.

"...Hashira, Brother Hashirama, Brother Madara, ah!"

Then she was really buried.

Senju Hashirama: "..."

Uchiha Madara suddenly turned black: "Hashirama, what are you doing?" This is definitely Hashirama's problem, not his.

Then two big men hurriedly pulled the person out of the collapsed mountain of cloth.

The little girl shook her head like a stunned little black cat, and then silently ran aside to sit down, raising her hands and making a cross: "I don't want you to choose for me!"

She didn't want to experience the same thing again.

Senju Hashirama: "..."

Uchiha Madara: "..."

Ah, I was rejected... x2

Senju Tobirama is also full of black lines: What are these two people doing? Although a pretty girl does look good in any color fabric, but will it cause trouble to others?

The rest of the Senju family couldn't help but snicker. Although the "father/father-in-law" is usually very kind, it is rare to see him out of line like this. As for Uncle Ban, it is even less necessary.

Said.

Then, Senju Hashirama also found that the ground was a little messy because he had just helped his friend and his friend CP enthusiastically select fabrics. Although these fabric merchants were definitely not good and dared not say anything, it was indeed rude, so he hurriedly

He rolled up his sleeves and started picking up the scattered fabrics.

Uchiha Madara hesitated for a moment, then stretched out his hand to help.

Fabric merchants: "..." Ah, can the fabric rolled by the Shodaime-sama and Uchiha Madara themselves be sold at a high price with this name? Will Tobirama-sama allow it? If they give a 50% discount.

calculating.

At this moment, Senju Tobirama, who had finished dealing with several of his juniors, glanced at the girl who was tilting her head back and forth against the cloth and muttering quietly, and moved over inconspicuously on her knees (As expected of you! Ninja World

First Divine Speed!), asked gently in a low voice: "What's the matter? Is it difficult to make a decision?"

The little girl turned her head to look at the people around her, and nodded with a troubled face: "Hmm... I think any one of them looks good." At this point, she paused and waved her hands in a panic, "I, I didn't mean to say

Everyone wants it, but I don’t mean it!!!”

Qianju Tobijian couldn't help but smile, stretched out his hand and pressed down gently, comforting and said: "Yes, I know." After that, he stretched out his hand and touched the fabric beside her from top to bottom, from left to right.

Then, he pulled out a piece of lake-blue cloth with a white lily of the valley pattern that he had already set his sights on. He gently unfolded it in front of her, and then, half-jokingly, he covered her head with his left hand.

She fell to the ground, and with her right hand gently placed the unfolded end of the fabric on her small white hand that was resting on the ground.

"...Huh?" She raised her head in surprise, just like a bride wearing white clothes and raising her head.

"This one," Qianju Feijian lowered his eyes and said softly, "is very suitable for you."

"Yes, really." She raised her hand, gently touched the fabric covering her body, and then showed a small smile, "Well, it's very beautiful. Thank you, Tobirama-kun."

Qianju Tobirama smiled gently: "You're welcome."

Senju Shigeru, who always pays attention to each other because he always feels that "Hitomi Uchiha" is very similar to "the illegitimate daughter of his father and the Uchiha family": "..." Uncle, there's something wrong with you...

He turned his head and looked at his father who was picking up some fabric and bumping Uncle Ban's shoulder very childishly: "..." Father, there's something wrong with you too...

Damn it, why don’t any of these elders feel right?

He silently looked at his eldest brother, sister-in-law, and sister who were selecting fabrics for each other without paying attention to other things, and felt deeply and sadly——

It's over. It seems that I am the only one in the whole family who is awake.

The author has something to say: Fanjun, you are really the wisest person in the family【doge

2("Official Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");
Chapter completed!