("Oiko Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");

The morning of an Uchiha's child begins with his mother's "scolding"...

"The sun is shining on your butt, so why don't you get up!"

"I've called you several times, get up quickly!"

"You only brush your teeth but don't wash your face? I've never seen a girl as dirty as you!"

"Just eat well and don't play with your phone at the dinner table!"

"No leftovers are allowed. Everything given to you must be eaten properly!"

"Anyway, you're fine at home. I'll tidy up the house a little later..."

"Mom!" Uchiha put down his phone and said with a sad face, "I lost, tell me, what do you want me to do?"

Daizi's mother immediately returned to her usual kind face, smiled and said, "Then you want to see the app I told you about last night?"

"Get off! Get off right away!"

"Oh, when will you use it?"

"……the day after tomorrow?"

"……"stare------

"Tomorrow, tomorrow is enough!" Uchiha Oui burst into tears, "Today the guild has a team boss battle, I really don't have time! I will definitely use it tomorrow, you believe me!"

"real?"

"real!"

"absolute?"

"absolute!"

"Uchiha belt."

"exist!"

The mother with a smile on her face looked at her daughter with sharp eyes, and said softly: "I can trust you for the last time, right?"

Uchiha: "..." Hehe... Hehe... Do I dare to say "wrong"? She twitched the corners of her mouth and tried to act coquettishly, "Mom, you can trust me more~"

The child's mother said with a sad expression: "I tried. You chose to work at home after graduation. Did I urge you to go out to work?"

"No..." Uchiha looked up at the sky silently. Her parents were indeed very kind and supported her behavior that many people could not understand. They said very grandly, "It will be fine even if you stay at home for the rest of your life.

We will support you while we are alive, and we will leave a legacy to support you after we die.”

but!

Or let her find a boyfriend...

The reason is that you can't stay at home every day without contact with outsiders. You have to meet men occasionally and absorb yang and replenish yin to live a long time... What kind of strange statement is this?

However, she actually knew that her father and mother were just afraid that no one would continue to take care of her after they left one day in the future. In fact, they did not push her hard or force her to get married. They just emphasized that at least they should give her and others

If you have an opportunity and stay at home all day without going out, wouldn’t that mean you have lost all opportunities?

It's just that she really has no interest in it at this stage, after all...

Does it look bad, or is the game not fun anymore?

Isn’t the paper man’s husband sweet?

Why do we have to find a real partner...

Just at this time, the mother asked again: "You like to buy those strange pamphlets and villains related to your Paper Man Husband. Have I ever stopped you?"

"No..." Uchiha covered his face with a belt, hey, it's actually quite embarrassing for her mother to see the small book she bought... but as there are more and more such books, she really can't find a place to hide them.

, it can only be placed generously on the bookshelf in the bedroom.

"Did I scold you when you stayed up all night playing games?"

"No……"

He would even prepare delicious food to replenish her body...

"Then, dear daughter, come and tell me, how did you repay me, mother?"

"..."

Also, every time I vowed to meet someone, I never went...

Really...

She let out a long sigh, raised her right hand and solemnly swore: "Mom, I promise you - this time, it is absolutely true!"

The mother was unmoved and said: "Swear on your favorite red bean cake, if you lie, all the red bean cakes you eat in this life will be bad."

"...Isn't it too cruel?"

"Say it or not?"

"...It's coming!"

However, it turns out that the Uchiha Oiji did not think of lying this time, so she still successfully passed the oath. After eating breakfast and returning to the house, she did download the app on her mobile phone.

According to my mother, this app was independently developed by the upper management of Konoha in order to solve the problem of "more and more older youths and fewer and fewer newborns" in recent years. It has not even been officially named yet, and it is still a limited download.

In the internal testing phase. She was able to get the download code purely because of her parents' favor - even though she didn't want it at all...

The app's icon is a simple Konoha logo - a leaf with swirls inside, and the main color is green.

Uchiha Tape: "..." emmmmm, is it really okay for you to choose green as the main color for a dating app? Isn't it a hint?

She immediately opened the app and started filling in various personal information.

This information must be all true and cannot be false at all, because there will be specialized staff to review it later to ensure that the "matching results" are correct. There is no doubt that this is a big project, but she also sees from it

The upper management of Konoha's "determination to be a matchmaker".

"Name... Uchiha belt..."

"Gender...female..."

"Age...24 years old..."

"Working... gnawing at the old man... eh? Why didn't you gnaw at the old man... Oh, yes, unemployed young people..."

…

She filled out the form in a hurry and finally chose to confirm.

"Hmm? Mate selection requirements? It's so troublesome..."

There is nothing you can do if you fill in your information carefully, because it needs to be reviewed. This is...

In the end, the Uchiha leader chose "As long as he is a human being" very perfunctorily.

Then, I pressed the "pending review" button and waited for official review.

Throwing the phone aside casually, Uchiha once again logged into a large-scale PC game that he had been playing for the past year - Ninja Online. This is a game set in the "Ninja Era" with exquisite painting style and excellent special effects.

, the plot is interesting and has a strong impact... In short, she likes it very much.

Today is Sunday, and it is also the day that the guild has agreed to push the boss together.

She logged off at the guild hall last night, so she would naturally appear in the same place when she came online again. Although it was only nine o'clock in the morning (yes, because of her parents' requirements, she maintained a good schedule even if she stayed at home, although she occasionally

Stay up late), there are already many people in the guild.

The guild she belongs to is called "Will of Fire", which is also considered a legendary guild in the game.

Each ranking list has never fallen out of the top three. However, the guild only has a few dozen official members. Compared with the guilds next to the ranking list that often have hundreds or thousands of members, it is really too good. The reason for this is,

That's naturally because all the guild members are talented and well-spoken. She really likes it here~

The professions in this game are different from other games. There is only one profession in all - ninja.

Ninja ol, it would be strange if a magician, swordsman or something appeared, right?

However, there are quite a few ninjutsu schools in the game, so even if the profession is the same, the characteristics of each person's account are completely different.

For example, the female ninja named "Kamui" controlled by Ochiha Uchiha, whose signature specialties are space-time ninjutsu and wood escape.

By the way, in the entire guild, there are only three lucky people who have met the legendary NPC "Six Paths Sage" who rarely appears and successfully triggered the hidden mission "Wood Release Heritage"——

The president really has thousands of hands.

The vice-president's tomb is in prison.

And, divine power.

Because there are not many people in the guild, there are not too many managers, so the current main leaders are the four presidents, one chief, three vice-presidents, and in addition to the "Whispering Prison", there are also two vice-presidents——

One is called "Flying Thunder God Slash".

One is called "Mirror of Ten Thousand Flowers".

However, according to Uchiha Odai's observation, these four people seem to know each other, and their relationship seems a bit complicated...

Flying Thunder God Slash seems to be the younger brother of Zhen Qianshou, and Wanhua Mirror seems to be the younger brother of Wheel Tomb Prison. However, Zhen Qianshou has a very good relationship with Wheel Tomb Prison. Flying Thunder God Slash and Wanhua Mirror

But the relationship between them is very bad, and then, the True Thousands of Hands and the Mirror of Ten Thousand Flowers... well, it's just weird in short.

However, the first rule of their guild is——

It is prohibited to inquire about the real identity of guild members in any way, and violators will be expelled.

A long time ago, there was a member called "From the Roots" who liked to sneak around and find out the real identities of others every day, and was kicked out directly by the vice president of human resources management, Fei Lei Shen Zhan.

Yes, each of the three vice presidents manages different affairs.

The Wheel Tomb Prison manages battle groups and battle-related matters, the Flying Thunder God manages guild personnel and supplies, and the Mirror of Ten Thousand Flowers is responsible for collecting various game-related information and negotiating with foreign countries.

To put it simply - military, human resources and information collection, diplomacy.

Back to business.

She had just gone online, and people already at the guild headquarters sent "congratulatory messages"——

【Other gods: Divine power, good morning.】

[Master Wanzi: It’s always this early on weekends, Kamui.]

[Sakura Fubuki: Good morning, have you had breakfast? 】

After Uchiha responded, he ordered a cup of "Sea Salt Lemon Citrus Tea" from the guild menu, and while controlling the character to drink it (mainly to create a chatting atmosphere!), he asked——

[Shenwei: What were you talking about just now? 】

After a short silence, the guild member named "Bie Tianshen" replied——

[Bietenjin: I am not trying to find out your personal information Kamui, but most of the people in the guild seem to be from Konoha, are you too? 】

[Shenwei: Yes, what’s wrong? 】

[Bie Tianshen: So, do you know about the dating app that Konoha is currently testing internally? 】

[Shenwei: Got it!!! What? You were also forced to download it by your family???]

After chatting for a while, the Uchiha leader was surprised to find that all the guild members seemed to have downloaded the app, but some were passive, some were active, and some took the initiative to share it with others after listening to everyone's chat and found it interesting. In short, almost everyone has one now.

And at this moment, the president’s thousands of hands came out——

[Real Thousands of Hands: Hahahaha, do you think everyone will be matched with each other by coincidence? 】

After a short silence, everyone expressed their opinions——

【Other Gods: Impossible.】

[Tian Shou Li: How could it be such a coincidence? 】

[Kamiwei: Impossible...]

[Disqualification in the world: If that were really the case, it would be interesting~]

The Uchiha leader couldn't help but laugh: That's how it is possible! Although the app is only on the inside, there seem to be 10,000 places. There are only so many people in their guild. No matter how you think about it, it is impossible to meet~

The author has something to say: There are not many blind date partners, only a dozen or twenty [etc.

If you have any requests, you can also mention them, because although there are manuscripts for this world, they are indeed not finished yet. The blind date partners currently involved are - Hashirama, Madara, Izuna, Kagami, Shisui, Rin, Itachi, Sasuke,

Naruto, Dazai, Chuuya... (There are so many Uchihas among you)

As for who the guild members are... I think everyone should be able to tell, right? After all, they are basically named after their moves. To give you a random example, Hashirama is the real Senjutsu, and Madara is the Rinnebana.

Master Maruko is Naruto, Sakura Fubuki is Sakura, Tenshou is Sasuke, Human Disqualified is Dazai... they should all be easy to identify~

2("Official Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");
Chapter completed!