("Oiko Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");
Not long after, Uchiha brought his son back home.
Facing her parents who were still at home, she had a calm expression, and then said, "I felt that I was not very satisfied with the blind date this time, so I decided to cut off contact and try matching with another one." As she spoke, she showed them her display
"Matching" apps.
Regarding this——
Cat dad: "No problem, my daughter is so beautiful and cute, of course she can choose more."
Cat Mom: "As long as you take action, nothing else is required."
After that, she washed her hair and took a shower, then threw the smelly dirty clothes into the dirty clothes basket in the bathroom. After blow-drying her hair, she drank the fresh milk she had just taken out of the refrigerator and opened her own
The main palace, Mr. Computer, felt that his whole body was relaxed.
By the way, her side room is - Cell Phone Ji.
Love both, no one can give up~
The moment the game was loaded, she looked at the time in the lower right corner of the computer, which happened to be 14:59.
"Perfect~"
Coincidentally, as soon as she went online, she saw the online notification of her friend "Silver Thunder Fang", so she lost a team invitation.
The other party answered in seconds.
[Shenwei: What a coincidence, I saw you getting on as soon as I got on.】
[Silver Thunder Fang: Well, because we agreed on three points. 】
[Shenwei: Ah? Are you sure I will be on time? 】
[Silver Thunder Fang: Unsure.]
[Silver Thunder Fang: But it doesn’t matter if you wait. 】
[Silver Thunder Fang: And you’re here, aren’t you? 】
For some reason, Ochiha Ochi suddenly felt a little embarrassed, so he quickly took a sip of cold fresh milk to calm down and asked -
[Kamiwei: Today I want to go down to Kirigakure Village to fetch Mizukage and get some materials. Can we come together? 】
[Silver Thunder Fang:ok.]
[Shenwei: Wait a moment, I will use a skill to take you there. 】
This game is quite real. There is no teleportation array. If you want to teleport, you need to use teleportation ninjutsu. As far as is known in the game, there are only a handful of game characters who can use teleportation ninjutsu, and most of them are in
In the "Will of Fire" guild.
They are——
Flying Thunder God Slash, Divine Power, Yellow Flash, Heavenly Hand Power.
Because of this, the four of them were poached the most by other guilds.
However, Fei Lei Shen Zhan himself is one of the vice-presidents who established the guild, so naturally it is not that easy to dig; Yellow Flash and his girlfriend Blood Red Pepper directly stated that they do not like too big a guild, but like the atmosphere of the current guild; Tianshouli
He has a slightly arrogant personality, has few friends, and has never been too lazy to talk to strangers; as for the Uchiha belt...
She likes her current guild very much and has no plans to change jobs.
And, to be honest, she didn't really care about the conditions offered by other guilds, such as wages, elite treatment, and magical costumes.
Isn’t the most fundamental purpose of playing games to have fun?
The coordinates of Kirigakure Village, Uchiha Tape, have long been positioned using skills, and one-click transmission is extremely convenient. By the way, among the four people in the guild who know space-time ninjutsu, she is the best at this aspect.
It is no exaggeration to say that she can teleport many people in multiple batches on a large scale. Because of this, their guild has never been afraid of team battles, as long as she is there.
[Silver Thunder Fang: Right...]
【Shenwei:What?】
[Silver Thunder Fang: No, it’s nothing...]
[Kamiwei:... Just say what you want to say. It’s so uncomfortable to say it halfway! 】
[Silver Thunder Ya: How was your blind date today? 】
[Shenwei: Ah, um, I'm very lucky. I happened to be matched with a clan brother who I have a good relationship with, and then we drank coffee, ate cakes, visited a bookstore and had lunch together~]
[Silver Thunder Fang:...Oh, that’s it.]
【Shenwei: Uh-huh.】
[Silver Thunder Fang: Then?]
[Shenwei: Then I’ll be back. Didn’t I make an appointment to play games with you at three o’clock? 】
[Silver Thunder Fang:...]
【Shenwei:?】
[Silver Thunder Fang: Well, you really keep your promise, I deeply admire you for that. 】
[Shenwei: That’s not possible~]
[Silver Thunder Fang: So, is this the end of the matter? 】
[Shenwei:...No, it's not that simple. Although I have broken off the match with my clan brother, in order to deal with my parents, I chose a second match, and the results will be available in about five days. 】
[Silver Thunder Fang:...]
The young man behind the account silently picked up his mobile phone and took a look. It was still "matching". So, would he be the next lucky guy?
[Kamui: Ah, Kirigakure is here, gogogo! Let’s fuck Mizukage! 】
[Silver Thunder Fang: Hmm.]
Before I knew it, it was half past six in the evening.
Seeing that it was almost dinner time at home, Uchiha took a look at the materials in his backpack and felt that they were almost enough, so he said hello to Silver Thunder Fang and took him back to the guild hall.
By the way, the material dropped by defeating the Mizukage in Hidden Mist Village is fish. All kinds of high-quality fish can be used to make high-end dishes that can be stacked with various buffs.
[Shenwei: I'm going to eat. See what you need. I'll accompany you tonight. 】
[Silver Thunder Fang: I’m fine, let’s prioritize your needs.]
【Shenwei:...Oh.】
The Uchiha leader thought, Silver Thunder Fang is always like this. When we play together in a team, she always seems to let her decide what to do, as if what she wants to do also happens to be what he wants to do. Well, it always gives people a
I feel like I am "indifferent"... I don't know what it is like in reality...
It's just that you can't inquire.
It is not good to violate the rules of the association.
Today's dinner was extraordinarily sumptuous, and Cat Mom and Dad seemed to be deliberately rewarding her for her "hard work"... Ochiha Uchiha suddenly felt a lot of pressure. She originally wanted to find any reason to uninstall the app after next week, but now it seems
...It seems that we still need to observe the reactions of these two people.
After returning.
Uchiha checked her backpack again, and after discussing it with Silver Thunder Fang, she shouted in the guild——
[Shenwei: Is anyone going to farm Raikage in Hidden Cloud Village? I want to farm some weapon materials and beef.]
Don't ask why you lose beef when you defeat the Thunder Shadow. This is just like losing fish when you defeat the Water Shadow. It is a game setting.
After a while, the "Beltami" and "Tsukuyomi Amaterasu" in the guild said they were OK.
Because there are not many members in the guild, everyone is familiar with each other's strength. Uchiha made a calculation and found that the four of us are about the same - although she can do it alone, four people are the most time-saving and labor-saving.
You can chat and play at the same time.
So she decisively dragged these two people into the team.
【Shenwei:gogogo!】
Then the question comes——
Who are the "Other Gods" and "Tsukuyomi Amaterasu"?
In a certain study room.
Uchiha Itachi raised his eyes and looked at Uchiha Shisui, who was sitting across from him, still looking unhappy. He thought for a moment and said, "Brother Zhisui, you don't have to worry too much. I think Sister Ochiha is very concerned about the blind date.
, he probably has no interest in it."
"Of course I know about this." Uchiha Shisui sighed slightly, and while controlling the character sheet named "Alternate God" - "Kamui" to transfer the captain to him, he replied, "But, the belt
Sister, you’re not interested in me either, are you?”
Whenever she had the slightest thought, she would tacitly maintain this match with him...
However, she chose to disconnect very decisively.
Itachi Uchiha: "..." He controlled the character named "Tsukuyomi Amaterasu" to attack the mobs in the middle of the copy, and said comfortingly, "It's not like a day or two have passed since Ochi-chan is slow. At least, we can still do it regularly."
Go to her house to meet her, right?"
Uchiha Shisui paused in controlling the character, then raised his head and smiled at his clan brother: "Yes, that's true." But, little Itachi, why did you say "we"? He lowered his eyes,
As always, he pretended that he didn't notice anything unusual and continued to say with a smile, "Little Weasel, you are so busy, is it really okay for you to play games with me?"
Uchiha Itachi replied calmly: "The study plan has been made, and there are no problems with the current progress. Moreover, a balance between work and rest is also necessary, and this game is indeed very interesting."
"That's right~" Uchiha Shisui couldn't help but sigh, "It would be great if Oiko-san also plays this game together. Then we can be like Kamui and Silver Raiga, playing games together every day, and we can have
More time for communication.”
Here, there is a misunderstanding.
Although the Uchiha eldest son likes to play games, as long as Shisui and Itachi go, she will basically not be online. She knows that because she is too homely, every time her clan brothers go there, it is the most precious time to spend time together. It is also true that she is too homely.
Therefore, she wants to spend this period of time with them wholeheartedly, rather than playing games and neglecting them.
Even if I occasionally play games with them, it's usually to connect with a handheld console or play in front of the TV together.
All in all, Uchiha Shisui and Uchiha Itachi always thought that this was what their elder sister meant by "playing games", but they didn't know that she was playing the same online game as them and was even in the same guild. Because according to the guild's rules
It is stipulated that no one will disclose their personal information in group chats. As for Kamui's account, he is only familiar with other gods and Tsukuyomi Amaterasu.
I have to say, this is really a mistake.
Before I knew it, a week had passed.
Before preparing to play the game on Saturday night, Uchiha's second matching partner also appeared.
As always, I couldn't view the other party's information. However, this time the other party was a bit interesting and directly specified the location, but gave her the right to choose the time.
Uchiha took a look at the location.
seaside?
Going to the beach in early spring?
Will it be a little cold...
He's not that kind of super artistic young man, is he?
Anyway, at least I have to choose a thicker coat tomorrow...
While she was thinking secretly, she agreed to the other party's request and designated the date as tomorrow, which is Sunday, and the time as eleven o'clock noon.
It will be warmer at the beach at that point.
Due to the security restrictions of the app, the place designated by the other party is quite lively, and there are many restaurants open, so it is very convenient to have lunch together.
Soon, the other party agreed to her request.
After she was done, she suddenly remembered that Silver Thunder Fang seemed to have said that if she was successfully matched again, she would tell him. This guy really cares about his brothers~
Thinking of this, she decisively dropped a private message——
【Shenwei: By the way, there is one more thing.】
The young man who was also about to log off the game paused in his movements and started typing instead——
【Silver Thunder Fang:?】
[Shenwei: Tomorrow, I will go on a blind date with my second match. I am not sure what time I will go online in the evening. Please log off first, good night!]
[Silver Thunder Fang: Wait...]
However, people are already "gone".
The young man pursed his lips and silently picked up the mobile phone beside him. After canceling several matches that were definitely not someone's match, his app still displayed the message "matching" at this moment.
What's even worse is that the more cancellations there are, the slower subsequent matches seem to be.
This can also be regarded as some kind of "punishment".
so……
Can it really be matched successfully?
Sunday morning at 10:45 am.
Wearing a long white skirt and an apricot trench coat, Uchiha arrived at the appointed place on time. Because she was going to walk on the beach, she put on warm white silk and brown short boots that were not easy to get into the sand. Her hair was combed into a ponytail.
, the wind is strong at the beach, and if her hair is not combed properly, it will definitely become... so dry that even her own mother will not be able to recognize it.
But even so, I will definitely have to wash my hair after I go back today...
She took out her mobile phone and opened the app and took a look. She was a little surprised to find that the other party had arrived early again. What happened? Why did she always meet the early arrival party? She couldn't be matched with Xiao Shisui this time, right? But, the app
Doesn't the description say that disconnected objects will never be matched again?
The Uchiha boy quickly looked around, but probably because it was early spring, there was almost no one on the beach.
At this moment...
"Yo~"
Suddenly a greeting came from beside me.
She quickly looked sideways and saw a young man with short brown and black hair standing not far to the right. He was extremely handsome, with a pair of kite-colored eyes that made a deep impression at first glance. He was tall and well-proportioned.
Wearing a white shirt, light apricot trousers and a black vest, and a long brown windbreaker on the outside, he has a slim waist and long legs. It is not an exaggeration to say that he has a standard model figure.
However, bandages were vaguely visible around his neck and wrists.
...are you injured?
After such a thought passed by, Uchiha politely looked away and asked: "Um... Excuse me, are you here for a blind date?"
"Yes ~ this beautiful lady ~" the young man replied with a slightly frivolous tone, "By the way, the secret number is 3468023."
Uchiha Ozi: "..." Yes, that's right. So she bowed politely to the other party, "Hello, my name is Ozi."
She did not choose to reveal her last name, and the app also reminded her that there is no need to disclose information to others when they first meet before she intends to continue dating. This is also for self-protection.
The reason why the Uchiha eldest son did this is not to say that he was wary when they met, but that "Uchiha" is a very famous surname in Konoha - although she is not a clan but a branch family, if the other party has intentions, it is completely
You can check their home.
This is also to avoid subsequent trouble, because she only plans to see the other party once and will decisively disconnect after breaking up.
"My name is Dazai, Osamu Dazai." The young man put his hands in the pockets of his windbreaker and replied with a slight smile. Then, he looked at her up and down and asked with a slightly puzzled expression, "With all due respect, Ms. Ozi, are you really?"
of……"
"I'm an adult!!!" Uchiha Oizi immediately understood what the other party wanted to say, because this was her eternal pain. She explained very hard and skillfully, "Although, although I look young, I am really already twenty.
I’m four years old, if you don’t believe me I can show you my driver’s license!!!”
"Pfft!" After the young man was silent for a while, he laughed, and then said half-jokingly, "Then, isn't it pointless that you deliberately concealed your last name?"
"...Ah!" That's right!!!
Uchiha was stunned, and then she stuttered and tried to change the topic——
"Anyway, anyway, hello, Tai, Mr. Dazai."
"You don't have to be so outspoken, just call me 'Dazai'~ Miss Daizi."
Uchiha: "..." Emphasis on calling him by his name, and then, can he use his honorific when calling her? This person... is a bit weird. However, she is also very experienced in dealing with this kind of person.
So he smiled and replied, "Okay, Mr. Dazai."
"Yeah, Miss Daizi~" He smiled back.
The two just looked at each other and smiled for a while.
In the end, Ochiha Uchiha chose to be the first to break the "deadlock". While walking towards the other party, he asked: "It's still very cold at the beach in early spring. Why did Mr. Dazai choose to meet here?"
"Well, because when I was matched with Ms. Ozi, I suddenly had a good idea~" The young man named Dazai Osamu showed a mysterious and smart smile, shook his finger, and said, "I want Ozi.
The lady helped me finish it. I don’t know,” he put his hand on his chest and put the other hand behind his back. He leaned slightly and made a gentleman’s salute, “I wonder if I have this honor~”
Although the Uchiha tape felt that something was a little wrong, in line with the principle of "helping others", he still nodded: "If it is reasonable...well, I will help."
"Don't worry, it will definitely not cause any trouble to Miss Ozi." The brown-black-haired young man said while making a "please" gesture, "Then, Miss Ozi, let's take a walk on the beach together.
"
"Okay." Uchiha nodded.
Afterwards, the two took a walk on the beach together.
Because he had made preparations in advance, Uchiha didn't feel cold, nor did he find it difficult to walk on the beach. It has to be said that although the wind is a bit cold on the beach in early spring, it does have a unique flavor. Just looking sideways at the endless
The blue ocean makes people feel broad-minded and makes them feel that no matter what kind of troubles they have, they are not worth mentioning.
Unknowingly, the two of them had reached the beach very close to the sea, and the surging tide hit their feet one after another...
"Mr. Dazai." Uchiha looked at the handsome young man walking slowly with his hands in his pockets beside him, and said softly, "Let's change positions."
She was wearing short boots, while the other person was wearing leather shoes. Comparatively speaking, it would be better for her to walk on the side near the sea.
"..." The young man raised his eyebrows, seeming a little surprised.
"Mr. Dazai?" He tilted his head.
The young man smiled, then walked to the other side of Uchiha's belt, and said with a smile: "Miss Ochiha is very gentle."
"..."
emmmm.
Uchiha showed an expression that was hard to explain.
"Huh? Miss Belt, do you hate being praised like this?"
"...No." Uchiha waved his hand, but it seemed bad not to explain, so after thinking about it, he replied, "Does Mr. Dazai know how to play games? I mean strategy games."
"Although I don't play much, I still know something about these things. What's wrong?"
"Well, in many strategy games, the most important characteristic of the protagonist is 'Asashi'." Ochiha said plausibly, "And among them, the seaside is always an important scene. So when Mr. Dazai praised me just now, it was subtle
There’s a sense of instant visibility.”
"I see." Dazai Osamu understood immediately, "Did Ms. Ozi have the strange illusion that I was captured by you?"
Uchiha tape: "..." Wow, isn't this person a little rude? What is a "wonderful illusion"? Come on, explain it! She said speechlessly, "It's just a sense of sight, similar to... Well, okay
Increase the sensitivity by 5?"
"Hey? Miss Daizi is really confident~"
"..." What should I do? She wants to hit someone.
"But you can be more confident," the young man changed his voice and shook his finger, "Add 10."
"Then..." The corner of Uchiha's mouth twitched, "Thank you so much..." Wow, I really don't want this guy's favor... I always feel weird... This is probably the legendary one
Incompatibility???
"Miss Belt."
"exist!"
"Why would you want to go on a blind date?"
"Why?"
"With all due respect," the young man said with a smile, "the vast majority of people who choose 'blind date' have certain needs, but I don't see that you are this type of person."
Uchiha Obito: "..." Even though she was a little bit... a little bit arrogant, she could still feel that the other party was saying that she was "not sincere in dating". Although she was really accused and had nothing to say, but...
Why was she so angry? So she subconsciously replied, "Mr. Dazai is the one. I feel like I'm not really here for the blind date, but more like I'm here to have fun."
As soon as the words came out, she regretted a little, because she didn't like to use words to hurt others. This was too much.
So I quickly wanted to apologize, but before I could finish the sentence "Are you...", I saw the other party sticking out his tongue, smiling and saying without any remorse——
"Oh, I was discovered~"
"..."
She wanted to turn around and leave, really.
However, if you think about it carefully, the two of them are indeed the same. Although the other person's words are not nice, she has no position to accuse others.
Although we may not see each other again in the future, let's get together and part ways, there's no need to make it so ugly.
After thinking for a moment, she forced a smile and said, "It's past twelve o'clock before you know it. Mr. Dazai, would you like to have lunch together?" As she spoke, she raised her hand and pointed to the restaurant by the sea.
"I did some research before I came here. That restaurant's crab dishes are very famous; and the restaurant next door, theirs..."
"Then let's go to that place~"
"...Huh? Ah, okay." She clicked and asked, "Does Mr. Dazai like crabs?"
"Although Ms. Zizi looks slow, she is really keen on details."
"???" Is this praising her or scolding her?
"However," the young man showed a slightly cute expression, "I don't like it, I like it the most~" After that, he grabbed her wrist and said, "Yoshi, let's go!"
"Ah, wait..."
The Uchiha belt was dragged by the young man and ran on the beach. The questions in his heart continued to increase, and he felt from the bottom of his heart again——
This young man who calls himself "Dazai Osamu" is indeed... very strange!
Afterwards, the two of them had a sumptuous crab meat meal together.
When checking out...
"Hello, pay the bill!" Uchiha raised his hand.
The shop owner came over with a smile: "U...cough, Miss Belt, there's no need for that." He had been paying attention to the situation at this table just now, so he tactfully concealed her last name.
"Huh? Why?" Uchiha showed a surprised expression.
"Maybe you don't remember, but your father once helped me. At that time, I went to your house to thank you, and I also met you at that time. You were about five years old. Miss Daizi at that time was really cute as an angel.
Yes. Of course, it is the same now."
"Thank you, thank you..." Uchiha Oichi showed a slightly embarrassed expression. How should I put it, at the age of twenty-four, she was more embarrassed than happy to be praised so much.
Immediately afterwards, she chatted with her boss for a while and thanked him for his generosity.
During the process, the young man who had just feasted was holding his chin in his hands and watching with a smile.
Seeing the boss turn around and leave, Uchiha glanced around, quickly pressed the cash he had prepared in advance under the plate in front of him, then made a "silence" gesture to the person opposite him, and then stood up.
He stood up, grabbed his wrist and ran away.
Just like he had just grabbed her.
after a while.
Osamu Dazai smiled and looked at the blind date on the beach, holding his knees and panting slightly, and asked: "Obviously the other party has said that there is no need to pay, why does Ms. Obito still insist on paying?"
"Because that boss is someone who knows how to repay his kindness, right?" She replied, "In this case, it can be inferred that the kindness he owed our family should have been fully paid off when I was five years old.
Therefore, I have no reason to accept his excessive gifts."
"Huh? It seems that Miss Daizi has a clear-cut character."
"Well, it doesn't really count. After all, one of our family's family mottos is -" Uchiha stood up straight and replied, "There are ten kinds of kindness and ten kinds of resentment. The kindness we owe will be repaid tenfold; similarly, if we offend someone, we will repay it tenfold."
Our resentment will be returned to each other tenfold."
Uchiha has always had a clear distinction between love and hate.
"Miss Belt."
"exist."
"Are you trying to intimidate me? Because of my rude behavior before, it's terrible! It's so terrible!"
The Uchiha boy looked at the young man in front of him with exaggerated expressions and movements. He was speechless and choked. For a moment, he didn't know how to complain...
However, since he knows that he is rude, please don't be so rude!!!
But since they had already had a meal together, theoretically, she could leave.
With such thoughts in mind, Uchiha Oichi was about to say goodbye to the other party when he heard him say——
"Miss Daizi, next, please accompany me for a walk."
"..."
"Can't you?" The young man tilted his head and said with a smile, "Didn't you agree in advance? You want to accompany me to complete my idea."
"..." So wasn't that just random nonsense?
Ochiha Uchiha was complaining wildly in his mind and nodded: "Okay." Just think of it as... digestion after a meal... Although seafood is really not filling, it seems that I will have to eat more after I go back.
Red bean cake.
So the two of them walked along the seaside again, and unknowingly, or under the deliberate guidance of the young man, they walked onto a wooden pontoon on the coast.
This pontoon is a bit high, and you need to go up steps to connect to the beach.
Perhaps because people often walk there, the steps are full of sand.
The young man jumped onto the pontoon in twos and twos, then leaned down slightly and stretched out his hand to the woman below: "Be careful of slipping."
"Ah, it's okay, my boots are non-slip." Uchiha replied subconsciously.
"..."
"Ah, I'm sorry..." She coughed dryly, put her hand on the other person's, walked up the steps, and then withdrew her hand.
The young man put his hands into his pockets as usual, and while walking leisurely and slowly in front, he said in a tone that seemed to be born with a certain rhythm: "Miss Daizi, do you like the sea?"
"I like it." Uchiha Obi replied sincerely, "How should I put it? Every time I see it, it makes people feel broad-minded, as if no matter how many worries they have, they are not worth mentioning."
"So, have you ever scuba diving, Ms. Daizi?"
"Someone with experience."
"What do you think?"
"Well, the bottom of the sea is very beautiful, with corals, schools of fish, and turtles... It may be a bit strange to say this, but it is indeed like a fairy tale world."
"Don't you feel scared?"
"Why?"
"Well, facing the unknown deep sea?"
"But, I will not go to the deep sea." Uchiha Ochi replied, "Before diving, the equipment will be carefully checked, and after going down, I will also pay attention to equipment such as oxygen bottles at any time. Then, the people staying on the boat will also check me at any time.
situation. Therefore, the chance of an accident is very low. Of course, I have also studied various self-rescue techniques carefully beforehand." Make fists.
"When you look down, do you feel that the deep sea is tempting you?"
"...No way?" She tilted her head and replied, "It's a bit too dark there. I don't like places that are too dark. For me, diving under the sea is great, but diving is
The most beautiful moment should be the moment when you return to the surface from the bottom of the sea. The moment you raise your head and take off your diving goggles to see the sun, you have a subtle feeling of coming back to life."
"I see."
"Hi?"
"Miss Daizi is the kind of person who is very optimistic by nature."
"...Ah hahahaha, maybe." Uchiha laughed a few times and warned, "Mr. Dazai, you are too close."
"What?"
"Leave the edge of the pontoon." Uchiha Oichi looked at the brown-black-haired young man who had almost half of his feet outside the edge of the pontoon, and subconsciously wanted to hold him.
But before she made a move...
Osamu Dazai turned around, like a well-balanced cat, standing at the edge of the pontoon, and said with a smile: "Miss Ozi, you have never asked me once, I want you to help realize the idea
.”
"...Well, since you want to do it, Mr. Dazai, then even if I don't ask, you will know sooner or later, right?"
"Miss Daizi is indeed very 'Asashi'~ Add another 10 to the favorability score, ah~ It's great to choose Miss Daizi for a blind date." The young man spread his arms. Because of this action, the clothes wrapped around his wrists
The bandage looked more and more obvious. "I can tell you now, my idea is-in such beautiful weather," he raised his head and looked at the cloudless blue sky and the warm sunshine, feeling the warm sea breeze at noon.
, "Find a date with a beautiful lady, walk with her on the beach, and then have dinner together, and then..."
A strange smile appeared on his lips.
Then, the whole person suddenly leaned back and fell into the sea.
Uchiha belt: "..."
Uchiha tape: "???"
Uchiha belt: "!!!"
Fa, what happened???????
After being stunned for a moment, she immediately reacted, then without thinking, she dropped her handbag and took off her windbreaker. Then, like a white mermaid, she jumped from the edge of the pontoon and jumped into the ocean.
Where are people?
Where are the people?
Ah, yes!
The Uchiha tried their best to swim towards the young man in the ocean, but saw that this man still kept his arms slightly open in this situation that must have been uncomfortable, and his whole body was slowly sinking into the deep sea with an almost peaceful expression.
, as if I was really tempted there.
It is also like an extremely beautiful stone sculpture that has long lost its life.
She grabbed the other person.
The young man suddenly opened his eyes, his iris-colored eyes staring at her in the deep sea.
Without even thinking about it, Ochiha...
He hit it hard with his fist.
"???"
Dazai Osamu, a tragic encounter with friendship... No, blind date correction fist.
after a while.
"Cough cough cough..."
"Cough cough cough..."
The two of them knelt side by side on the beach, coughing slightly.
The young man with clear scars on his face sat down on the beach and said helplessly: "Miss Daizi, were you planning to kill me at that time?"
"...No, I didn't mean that." Uchiha, who was still kneeling on the beach, panted and looked at each other, explaining, "That's right, my family has told me that sometimes I will touch someone when I go into the water to save people.
In a very dangerous situation, the rescued person struggled violently because of fear or other thoughts, and instead dragged the rescuer into the water. Therefore, they told me that if possible, just let the rescuer lose his temper temporarily.
Just let me rescue you if you have mobility. But this is my first time saving someone, so... I seem to have missed the target..." Then, she clasped her hands together and said sincerely, "I'm sorry! I definitely didn't mean it!"
Even if it's hit crookedly, it's still pretty cool...
But it’s not her fault, what’s going on with this person!!!
I really don’t understand it at all!!!!
It almost caused her to go to the police station for a blind date... It was so weird!
"..." Osamu Dazai was speechless for a moment, then replied, "I see... Well, in a sense, it's a very effective strategy."
Uchiha stood up, then stretched out a hand to the young man on the ground: "Mr. Dazai, you will catch a cold if you are wet in the spring. There happens to be a clothing store nearby, let's go buy a new set." Although he had just bought some clothes, he said
The washed clothes are a bit strange, but there is no other way at the moment. It is better than getting sick and catching a cold...
The young man looked up at her, then smiled, put his hand on hers, and stood up with a little help.
After that, Uchiha picked up his coat and handbag, went to the clothing store to buy another set of clothes, used the hair dryer lent to him by the store clerk to blow his hair a little, and then asked the store clerk to get a bag and put the dirty clothes in it.
Finally, he bowed very politely to the young man who was waiting for him in the store and took the initiative to pay the bill: "Well, Mr. Dazai, I have something to do after today, so I will leave first." The reason why he did not reject the other person's checkout move was
The first is because this matter was originally his responsibility, and the second is also because she paid for the lunch meal. The two almost offset each other, and neither of them owed anything to each other.
"Okay." The young man smiled and waved to her, "Then, see you next time, Miss Daizi."
The Uchiha boy did not answer this sentence, but chose to smile gently, and then left without hesitation.
After a while.
The young man with damp hair because he was too lazy to dry his hair slowly walked out of the store. He took out his waterproof and not broken mobile phone from the pocket of his new windbreaker. He opened the app and took a look. Sure enough, the first prompt that caught his eye was——
【The person you matched chooses to disconnect from you.】
"Oh my, I was dumped without any hesitation~"
He smiled slightly and said this.
The other side.
Uchiha Oichi simply took a taxi back home. Although the fare was a bit expensive, she wanted to go back and wash her hair and take a shower as soon as possible.
Fortunately, her parents were not at home today, so she didn't need to explain why she changed her clothes when she came back from a date...
After washing her hair and taking a shower, she stuffed the two sets of clothes into the washing machine. While letting it wash, she opened the refrigerator and took a bottle of fresh milk, raised her head and drank it all.
"Whoa!"
I feel alive again...
Then, she used the microwave to heat up a bowl of hot red bean and rice cake soup for herself—it was all watery anyway, so she might as well eat something hot to warm herself up.
Afterwards, she returned to the bedroom with rice cake soup and blow-dried her thick black hair.
When she opened the game while drinking red bean and rice cake soup, she found that Silver Thunder Fang was already online.
The other party seemed to have discovered that she was online immediately, so a team invitation was sent over.
Uchiha picked up the tape in seconds.
[Silver Thunder Fang: The blind date ended so early? 】
[Shenwei: Forget it, I met a very inexplicable guy! It almost left a psychological shadow on me! 】
【Silver Thunder Fang:?】
[Silver Thunder Ya: Didn’t you say that this app is completely matched according to personal conditions? 】
[Shenwei: But, things like personality cannot be calculated by the system, right? 】
[Silver Thunder Fang:...]
[Silver Thunder Fang: What happened? 】
[Shenwei:...Forget it, it’s over now, so I won’t talk about this anymore.]
Although she was full of resentment and desire to complain, she still felt that it was not good to speak ill of others behind their backs.
[Kamiwei: Let’s go to the Kingdom of Wind to upgrade today? Fighting the Wind Shadow is quite fast, and it will also drop iron ore, which I just need.]
【Silver Thunder Fang:go!】
Although the young man on the other end of the account was very curious about someone's blind date, he politely and considerately chose to respect it and didn't ask any more questions.
But the two people who only follow the team channel don't know...
In the guild channel.
【Dirty Sadness: You guy actually went on a blind date???】
[Dirty and sad: Which lady is so unlucky to be matched with you???]
[Disqualification in the world: Slug-chan~Jealous men are ugly~]
[Dirty Sadness: Go to hell, mackerel! 】
[Dianguangshihuo: But I remember that the human disqualification is not from Konoha like me, right? I don’t mean to pry for information. 】
[Disqualified in the human world: Yes~ I just happened to go to Konoha Country on a business trip recently, and then the app was shared, so I tried it on a blind date. 】
[Lightning: He smells like scum, and he looks like a bad adult at first glance.]
[Disqualification in the human world:...]
[Dirty Sadness: Hahahaha, you’re right! 】
[Silver Mirror Shadow: How is the matching result? Are you satisfied? 】
[Disqualified in the world: I met a beautiful, lovely and kind-hearted lady~She is also very Asasi~]
【Guess guessing:What next?】
[Disqualified in the world: And then I was dumped, without hesitation~]
Everyone suddenly went "..." and didn't know what to say for a moment.
However, although this guy who is not qualified in the world is a "strategic master" known throughout the guild, he is also known as a "weird and difficult to get along with" faction throughout the guild, so it is not surprising to everyone that something like this happened.
[Disqualification in the World: By the way, slug, are you going to Konoha Country for business in a while? I recommend you try that app. You might encounter very interesting things~]
【Dirty sadness: It depends on the situation.】
The author has something to say: Dazai: I have special blind date skills~
Daizi:...I definitely don’t want to see you again!
But, is it possible?
The blind date of the appearance is not that there is no drama. After that, there are ~ PS, under the spoiler, the first one in the guild knows the God of God = Miss Band, that is, it is Taezai. Hahahahahahahaha
2("Old Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");
Chapter completed!