("Oiko Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");
"Mr. Mirror... I really like my teacher very much." Uchiha couldn't help but said again.
"Yes." Uchiha Kage smiled and nodded, "In fact, when Miss Oba first showed up today, I already had a high impression of you because of your clothes."
"Hey?" Uchiha looked down at his clothes, "What happened to the clothes?"
"A blue long skirt with an apricot-colored belt." Uchiha Kyung smiled, "Teacher likes blue very much. He usually wears a blue kimono at home, and the belt is most often apricot-colored. And Ruruo
In formal occasions, no matter what color suit he wears, he usually chooses," he raised his hand and tapped his chest lightly, "a blue tie. And a silver tie clip." As he is now, or
He said that at this moment he was like a teacher.
"...Oh." Ochiha Ochiha didn't know what to say for a moment, and even felt a little helpless to complain... She then asked, "Mr. Mirror, have you ever met a girl you like in your life so far?
?”
"No, not at all." Uchiha Mirror shook his head very decisively.
"..." What about the boy you like?
Although I really want to ask this, it is really rude.
However, the young man opposite seemed to be very smart. He could see through her thoughts at a glance, and then chuckled——
"Miss Daizi actually wants to ask, what kind of feelings do I have towards my teacher?"
"...I'm sorry." Uchiha was greatly embarrassed, complaining in her heart. She really had no idea of ​​prying into other people's private parts.
"No." Uchiha Mirror continued to chuckle, "Well, it is indeed easy for people who don't know much about me to have misunderstandings when they hear my words. I can understand. How should I put it..." He tilted his head, as if organizing
Language, "I admire and respect my teachers very much. Maybe it's unfilial to say this, but the teacher who is five years older than me is already almost the same as my parents in my heart. For example, this blind date, if it were not the teacher
, I probably won’t make up my mind so quickly.”
"I see." The Uchiha nodded slightly, "I think I can understand." She added, "To be honest, I have two clan brothers who are slightly younger than me, and we have grown up together. It feels like that.
Their feelings towards me are somewhat similar. On many things, even if they don't listen to other people's opinions, they will still value my opinions." In this way, she is actually similar to Shisui, Itachi and Sasuke's mother? Hiss.
!Suddenly I feel that I am getting older...
"Miss Daizi is a very gentle and considerate person. It must be a very pleasant experience to be your junior." Uchiha Kage nodded and continued, "But as a scientific researcher, any possibility must be considered.
.So, I once doubted my true sexual orientation, and conducted various experiments, and finally came to the conclusion that I do like women."
Uchiha tape: "..." Hey, how do you do experiments?
"To give you a slightly rude example," Uchiha Kage once again spoke in a serious tone with terrifying words, "When I saw the disheveled teacher, I didn't have any thoughts of being rude. I just wanted to bow to him immediately and then
Find him some warm clothes to prevent him from catching a cold; but if it’s a cool beauty in a magazine, well, occasionally he will have thoughts that belong to men.”
Uchiha: "..." Well... you are indeed rude... but you are also very straightforward.
"However, the teacher must have indeed influenced my sexual orientation." Uchiha Kaoru said sincerely, "It has been verified that I prefer silver hair, red eyes and fair skin when it comes to female appearance. Of course, on top of that,
, I would rather the person have a face that looks smart at first glance, and a colder expression would be even better."
Uchiha Tape: "..." Oh, except that she doesn't qualify for anything other than "fair skin"... Although she really doesn't mind, that's all. But then again, she asked half-jokingly, "
If Mr. Mirror, your teacher is a woman..."
"I have also thought about this problem," Uchiha Kaoru replied sincerely, "I think I will respect her as a mother. But if it is the opposite and I am a woman..."
"how?"
"Well, I might want to give the teacher a child. It would be a pity not to pass on such excellent genes as his. It's a pity that it's too much." Uchiha Kagami said seriously.
"……"Hello!!!
The Uchiha tape confirmed: This man... is still an Uchiha! Just because of this weird brain circuit, he is definitely an Uchiha!!! He is 100% an Uchiha!!! There is no fake thing about that.
kind……
"Of course, the premise is that the teacher is willing." Uchiha Mirror laughed, "But the reality is that the teacher and I are both men, so I have no choice but to stay single with the teacher and use my limited life to pursue unlimited knowledge.
"After that, he turned to ask, "Where's Miss Daizi? What kind of men do you like?"
"How should I put it..." Uchiha tilted his head and thought for a moment, "I think my views on mate selection are a bit similar to yours. I also like men with silver hair, fair skin, and tall figures. What's the color of their eyes?
It’s all fine, well, it’s best if you look smart, and your expression doesn’t necessarily need to be cold, you can be smiling, lazy, etc.”
"Huh? Miss Otoko and I have a good understanding~" Uchiha Kaoru showed a surprised expression, "If you find such a boyfriend, please tell me, I also want to take a look. Someone who looks like a teacher... I have never
I haven’t seen it very often.”
Uchiha tape: "..." This person's master control has definitely been engraved into DNA... maybe it will be passed on to future generations...
"Ah, I'm sorry." Uchiha Mirror reacted, "I'm not asking Miss Ozi for your contact information, I'm sorry." He apologized repeatedly, "Please forget what I said, I'm really sorry!"
As he said this, he bowed down and saluted repeatedly, seeming to feel really sorry for this.
"...No, it's okay." Uchiha waved his hand, and after hesitating for a moment, he said, "Well, um, Mr. Mirror...is Uchiha, right?"
"...Huh?" Uchiha mirror widened his eyes slightly, showing an expression of surprise, "Miss Ozi, how could you..."
"Actually..." Uchiha smiled, "Me too..."
"……Same race?"
"Yeah, same race."
Uchiha Mirror was silent for a moment, and then showed an understanding expression: "It seems that both of us are aliens in the clan."
"Mr. Mirror..."
Then the two people silently exchanged contact information.
Since the blind date, Uchiha Kaoru is the only man besides acquaintances who has obtained Uchiha's contact information. In a sense, he has won.
at the same time.
In the booth on the other side of the coffee shop.
Sitting there were two men who were a bit strange in every sense of the word.
Compared with the two Uchihas over there, the appearance of the two is not outstanding, they are just average. However, one has a sunny and cheerful temperament, while the other has a rather gloomy temperament. The former's hair is standing up, and it can be seen that he has used a lot of hairspray;
The latter has a criss-cross scar on his chin.
The young man with bristled hair asked the gloomy young man across from him: "Duanzo, tell me, what is my junior brother talking about? He looks very happy."
The young man called "Danzo" replied without interest: "I don't know, I don't know, I'm not interested. I'm going back."
"...Don't! Now is the critical point. How can you give up halfway, Danzo?"
"Hiruzhen, if you hadn't dragged me out, I would be helping the teacher in the laboratory right now."
"Even so, Teacher's favorite assistant is still Mirror."
"..."
There was a clearly visible "heartbroken" expression on Danzo's face.
"Furthermore," the young man named "Hiruzen" held his chin with one hand and looked at the young man not far away and the woman opposite him, "King, this guy has always shown a lack of interest in women, so it's okay to ask him to go to a social gathering.
It’s such a waste to never participate, even though you have a pretty face~”
"I won't participate either." Danzo said, "Hiruzhan, you are too enthusiastic about this kind of thing. It is a waste of time."
"No, Kagami didn't attend because he didn't go. Danzo, no one invited you at all, right? It's different."
Danzo: "..." A "heartbroken" expression appeared on his face again, and then he said gloomily, "What on earth do you mean?"
"I mean, it's incredible that Kaoru suddenly decided to go on a blind date, and he seems to have met the person he likes. Well, I don't know if his daily work will be affected by love." Sarutobi Hiruzen clenched his fists, "The opportunity to regain the teacher's 'favor'
Is it finally here?!”
He was just joking.
However, Danzo Shimura narrowed his eyes and showed a thoughtful expression.
After all, he wants to be recognized by the teacher more than anyone else, and then legitimately inherit the teacher's career. However, if the situation in the laboratory originally showed that he and Hiruzen were half the team, then since the teacher accepted him
Everything changed when Kagami Uchiha, a close disciple, became a disciple.
especially……
Uchiha Kagami looks honest, but he is actually very cunning - that's just the laboratory, and has even successfully invaded the teacher's life. It is said that he even proposed to the teacher that he wanted to change his surname to "Senju", which is really despicable!
However, the teacher, who was always shrewd and cautious and who seemed to dislike the Uchiha people, actually indulged this guy. Even after hearing such rude words, he didn't feel dissatisfied at all. He even smiled and said, "If you can live with your clan leader, then...
"First level", hehe, he just has a pretty little face inherited from Uchiha, how can he deceive people like that?!
Green tea man!
He could deceive others, but he couldn't deceive him as a green expert! Look at all the showy men in the Uchiha clan, 80% of them are of this type.
Thinking of this, he made up his mind and suggested: "No matter what, Hiruzen, Rare Mirror has met someone he seems to really like. As senior brothers, we should bless him."
Sarutobi Hiruzen: "..."
"...What's your expression?"
"Danzo, did you take the wrong medicine?"
"???"
"But you are right," Sarutobi Hiruzen clenched his fist, "As seniors, we must ensure that our junior's love goes smoothly! Do you know? Danzo, I have heard that when one of a group of singles falls in love,
, the chances of other people falling in love can also be greatly increased. So as long as Jing has a girlfriend, rounding it off means that I will soon have one too."
Danzo Shimura: "..." What the hell!
"So, I have a good idea!" Sarutobi Hiruzen blinked, with a sly smile on his lips.
Danzo Shimura's premonition of crisis sounded like crazy - every time he was about to be tricked by Hiruzen, it was like this. But then again, Hiruzen's plans... often had unexpected surprises.
So he bit the bullet and listened: "What's your idea?"
"Hey." Hiruzen Sarutobi smiled and said, "Come here!"
murmur murmur ing.
The author has something to say: Mirror, a standard Uchiha [not
Danzo's world was suppressed by Tobirama throughout the whole process, so... he is a very unlucky funny character. He is tricked by Hiruzen every day, and he is a perfect lemon 233 every day.
2("Old Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");
Chapter completed!