("Oiko Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");
The Uchiha belt just thought so, and Kakashi Hatake had already asked directly——
[Silver Thunder Fang: Why do you invite us to do this precious task together? 】
[Disqualification in the human world: Because~the name of the mission is exactly the same as Kamui’s name. Don’t you think it’s very fateful? 】
[Shenwei:...]
[Silver Thunder Fang:...]
[Disqualification in the human world: Just kidding~ But don’t you think the description of “the eye that spans all things” is interesting? I remember part of Kamui’s description of ninjutsu, there is also a part about the “eye”, right? The same goes for the ability, which is also “crossing”, although
It’s just space at the moment.]
[Disqualification in the world: The difficulty level of this kind of main mission is generally very high, and it is common to invite powerful teammates to do it together. However, that guy Slug is just unavailable recently, so I thought of inviting you together. What do you think, are you interested? 】
Uchiha Tape: "..." "Slug" is referring to Mr. Dirty Sadness, right? This guy is really... But then again, the latter seems to often call the former "Mackerel" and other nicknames. Maybe,
This is their unique way of showing friendship...
After thinking for a moment, she typed:
[Shenwei: I would be very willing to participate in this mission, if Mr. Disqualified in the World is willing to share it. However, as I said before, due to personal matters, I have not been online as frequently as before. I don’t know if it will delay your work.
】
[Silver Thunder Ya: It’s the same here. Because of my schoolwork, my online time is not very fixed, and I can’t go online very frequently. 】
[Disqualification in the human world: It doesn’t matter~]
[Disqualification in the Human World: According to my inference, this task should be a phased task and cannot be completed in one go. Moreover, I am not in a hurry. We can make an appointment to do it slowly. 】
【Shenwei: In this case, I have no problem.】
[Silver Thunder Fang: Hmm.]
So the two of them accepted the "main mission" that they were not qualified to share in the world, and the three of them formed a "temporary mission team".
This mission is indeed a "serial mission". The first step is to defeat monsters and collect materials, and then hand them over to an NPC named "Remnant White Jue" to obtain clues for the next step of the mission.
[Shenwei: This name is so strange...]
[Silver Thunder Fang: What is the relationship between White Jue and Black Jue? 】
[Disqualification in the human world: You will know it if you keep doing it, right? 】
At the same time, the brown-black-haired young man behind the account was also communicating enthusiastically with his "old friend"——
【Disqualification in the world: slug.】
【Dirty sadness: What for? Mackerel.】
[Disqualified in the world: Something happened recently and I won’t play with you anymore. Don’t be too lonely~ If you are really lonely, I recommend you die. 】
[Dirty Sadness:...Huh? Who else do you want to harm? 】
【Disqualification in the human world: Well~】
【Dirty sadness:???】
After all, what bad intentions could Mr. Dazai have? He just wanted to observe his former blind date~
at the same time.
Uchiha Shisui, who looked down at his phone, sank slightly.
"...Brother Shisui?" Itachi Uchiha tilted his head, showing a puzzled expression, "What happened?"
Uchiha Shisui squeezed the phone tightly, raised his head and stared at the young man in front of him, and sighed softly: "Although I know that if this continues, it will be a matter of time, but... tsk, I still want to have sex."
Uchiha Itachi understood immediately, and then frowned: "What do you mean..."
"Yes." Uchiha Shisui nodded, "Here you go, Oiko-sama is going on a second date with the blind date."
"..."
"The next date is on Tuesday night at 6:30, and the location should be a sukiyaki restaurant. Auntie didn't ask about the details because she wanted to wait and see."
"That is to say," Uchiha Itachi heard the string and understood the meaning, "we need to go to the vicinity of Daizi's house in advance to follow."
"Well, in order to avoid being discovered, it is inevitable to cross-dress."
"Well, just to be on the safe side, let's dye our hair. Without further ado, let's go buy hair dye now."
"How about just wearing a wig?" Uchiha Itachi hypothesized, "I've seen the weather forecast, it may rain this week. If there is a problem with the hair dye, it will not be good."
"Well, that makes sense. Let's go buy two suitable wigs without further ado."
"The so-called disguise," Uchiha Itachi pondered, "is to break the conventional impression. In this case, I will dress as a woman, Shisui-san. There is no need to buy the wig that belongs to me, I will distribute it directly when the time comes."
"...Little Itachi, are you going to do this?" Uchiha Shisui was shocked by his clan brother's serious attitude - he is indeed Itachi, even if he is doing STK, he is still professional!
"The places for blind dates are almost always in common dating places. It is too unusual for two men to go there together." Uchiha Itachi analyzed in a very logical manner, "Compared to you, Shisui-san, my body is relatively slender and my appearance is more prominent.
It’s neutral and only needs a little modification to successfully complete the disguise.”
"But makeup..."
"I'll start making up my makeup videos from now on, so the problem shouldn't be too big. Brother Shisui, I'll leave all the purchasing of items to you."
"I understand!" Uchiha Shisui nodded solemnly, "Leave the logistics to me. Just feel free to do your own thing, little Itachi."
then……
Tuesday is here in the blink of an eye.
The reason why we met at night was because Uchiha Kagami needed to work during the day, and it was impossible for him to ask for leave to let his teacher off for personal matters.
The Uchiha belt has no objection to this. Anyway, the two of them cooperate and help each other, and it is natural for them to accommodate each other.
Because they were very satisfied with the sukiyaki restaurant last time, the two of them decided to go there again after discussion. After that, they would go to watch a movie together that she wanted to watch recently, and then eat some desserts and go home.
——My bestie’s breath can be said to be full of charm.
In the afternoon, she had chosen the clothes she would wear in the evening in advance - a black, classic waist-cinching long skirt. After all, she had to eat first in the evening, so it would be bad if she accidentally stained the light-colored clothes.
.Because the dress itself was rather plain, she chose a relatively brightly colored hairband and a pendant hanging on her chest. Oh, and there was also a silver bracelet inlaid with various small gemstones, which Sasuke gave her for her birthday last year.
Her gift, I don’t know where he got so much money.
However, he is by no means a bad boy. Since he can buy it, the money must come from a legitimate source.
at the same time--
The Uchiha brothers are also in emergency disguise.
Uchiha Shisui chose a mid-length wig with smooth hair. After putting it on carefully in front of the mirror, he turned his head and asked Uchiha Itachi: "Little Itachi, what do you think?"
After Uchiha Itachi was silent for a while, he turned his head...
"puff!"
"……"Hello!
"Ahem," Uchiha Itachi coughed softly and said, "It's like... Shisui-san with his hair straightened."
"...What kind of weird metaphor are you talking about?!" Uchiha Shisui simply didn't want to speak. Then, he silently pinned the wig on one side of his forehead with a hairpin and combed part of his hair behind his head.
I did a little shopping and put on a pair of flat glasses. Then, I put on clothes that were completely inconsistent with my usual style - a loose long-sleeved purple T-shirt, tight black trousers, and some other random clothes.
accessories. Finally, I put on a bass bag.
When he was a student, he mostly wore formal clothes, and after he became a member of society, he basically wore suits.
So at this moment, although the face is still the same, at first glance, it does not look like "Uchiha Shisui", but a strange Uchiha young man who plays music. Anyway, the Uchiha clan is entertaining
The industry is also well-known, so there is really no sense of disobedience at all when such a clan member appears.
"Anyway, I think Sister Obito equates me with curly hair." Uchiha Shisui looked at the sky, "Maybe I can get away with just wearing a wig."
Itachi Uchiha: "..." He was silent for a moment and then replied, "So I bought a concealer recommended by many beauty bloggers." As long as the two grooves are covered, he doubted that Sister Ophio would be able to stop it.
Know yourself…
The two fell silent at the same time.
Then, Uchiha Itachi also silently began to change clothes.
Coincidentally, he also chose a long-sleeved black skirt - although his figure is very slender, it is still a little different from ordinary women. Black is really slimming, and at the same time, the long-sleeved skirt can also cover up
It covers his masculine arms and legs. The overly long skirt can half-cover his feet, which are obviously larger than women. The high collar can cover his Adam's apple.
"How is it?" he asked his clan brother.
"Well, how should I put it?" Uchiha Shisui held his chin and commented, "The back is perfect, she is like an ascetic nun goddess. However, from the front and side, isn't it a little too flat?"
Uchiha Itachi: "..." He silently lowered his head and looked at his chest.
As we all know, the men of the Uchiha family all have a tendency of "perfectionism". The only difference is whether they are good or not. So Uchiha Itachi silently pulled down the zipper on the back of his skirt, revealing his upper body wearing a men's short sports vest.
"Would you like to try some underwear?" Uchiha Shisui silently took out the things he had prepared in advance, "The size should be just right for you, although... your chest will be empty after putting it on, and you may need some paper towels or something like that.
something.”
After Uchiha Itachi hesitated for a moment, he raised his hand and took it.
When two perfectionists get together, sometimes it's so scary...
And at this moment——
Uchiha Sasuke opened the door with the key given to him by his brother. He happened to have no class this afternoon, so he planned to come over for a meal and stay overnight. This was a normal thing, so he did not meet his brother Uchi in advance.
Itachi and his clan brother Uchiha Shisui said hello.
The place where Uchiha Shisui and Uchiha Itachi transformed was the living room.
So...
"Crack!"
The new mobile phone that Uchiha Sasuke had just bought fell to the ground.
He stared dumbfounded at his brother who was wearing a skirt with his upper body exposed, and Uchiha Shisui who was helping him put on women's underwear.
After a suffocating silence...
Uchiha Sasuke's eyes turned red: "Uchiha Shisui! You tried so hard to trick me, Nissan, into your home just to do this to him!!!"
Uchiha Shisui: "???"
Uchiha Itachi: "..."
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2("Official Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");
Chapter completed!