("Oiko Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");
Because the movie they chose was really bad, the tickets at the right time were very easy to buy. This was why the two of them did not book tickets in advance. They could guess with their toes that no one would grab them.
~
And shortly after the two turned around and left...
Uchiha Shisui, who was quite conspicuous because he was carrying a pair of "sister beauties", said to the ticket reception: "Couple screening room, "Danger Train", three tickets."
Ticket sales lady: "..."emmmm...
"What's wrong?" Uchiha Shisui frowned, "No tickets?"
"...No." The ticket sales lady smiled politely, "Our couples screening room only sells tickets for two people, not three people."
Uchiha Shisui: "???"
Then he realized - oh, he was treated as a scumbag.
He silently turned back and looked at the "sister duo" standing behind him, showing a speechless expression. Then, he turned his head again and said: "Trouble, please give us two pairs of tickets."
"Okay." The ticket sales lady immediately started to print tickets, and kindly reminded, "Although it is a double seat, our seats are big enough."
Uchiha Shisui: "???" What are you implying???
Seriously, if the ticket sales lady saw a pot-bellied "scumbag" doing this, she would definitely not add such a sentence. However, Uchiha Shisui's looks are really too good... Even if he is a scumbag,
It seems that they are also full of the feeling of "last resort". The three of them can almost imagine 800,000 words.
So, it’s good to be good-looking~
Uchiha Shisui thought for a while and added: "Please give us a seat in the corner." This will make it easier to observe and less likely to be discovered.
The ticket sales girl's eyes suddenly became sharp, and then she silently looked at the "sisters" standing behind Uchiha Shisui, showing a sweet smile: "Okay~" After thinking about it, she added, "Wish San
Enjoy watching the movie.”
Uchiha Shisui: "..." I always feel like I've been misunderstood again, is it an illusion?
The moment he turned around, he heard the youngest clan member mutter in a low voice: "He is indeed a pervert."
Uchiha Shisui: "???" If you're not a pervert, don't dress like a woman!
"...cough." Uchiha Itachi coughed lightly and silently tugged on his brother's clothes. The meaning was quite obvious - Sasuke is like this, Shisui-san, just get used to it.
Uchiha Shisui: "..."
After a while, the three men "sneakily" followed the two people into the screening room.
Unlike them, the viewing position chosen by Uchiha Mirror and Uchiha Tape is in the middle of the third or fourth row, which can be said to be a prime position in this screening hall.
"The show starts in five minutes." Uchiha took out his cell phone and checked the time, then looked around the screening room, "Sure enough, there are very few viewers for this show."
The trio in the corner subconsciously leaned over at the same time.
"How does it feel to book a place?" Uchiha Kaoru said with a smile.
"It's a profit~" Uchiha said in a good mood.
"That is to say -" Uchiha Mirror looked around the screening room again, "If no one comes in until the movie starts, we can discuss it as we please?"
It's definitely not okay if there are other people there. No matter how low your voice is, it may be heard and cause trouble to others. It's too rude.
"Wonderful!"
There is no doubt that the three people who tried hard to hide their figures were completely ignored. By the way, these three people actually sat on the same seat, Uchiha Itachi sat in the middle, Uchiha Shisui and Uchiha
Ha Sasuke belongs to both sides - it can be seen that the lucky person who enjoys the "blessing of all people" is definitely not Mr. Shisui.
After a few minutes, the lights in the screening room went out.
The movie starts.
Uchiha Kagami, who was sitting side by side, handed the popcorn bucket in his hand to the woman next to him: "Miss Obito, please."
"Hmm." Uchiha picked up a piece of popcorn and ate it while whispering, "Speaking of which, Mr. Mirror has read the plot introduction and related movie reviews beforehand, right?"
"Yeah." Uchiha Kaoru said softly, "Because I didn't have any hopes at the beginning, I didn't worry about any spoilers."
Although there seemed to be no one else in the cinema except them, their voices were still very soft.
"Then we can discuss it with confidence," Ochiha Ochiha said, "I remember that the plot is about a female high school student who was brutally attacked by a tram idiot and fought against various tram idiots after practicing hard... To be honest, I don't understand this.
What’s the point of the story? Why don’t we just call the police?”
Uchiha Kaoru: "...Well, Miss Otoko, if this happens, the movie won't be able to be filmed." He paused and added, "Although, I don't feel that its existence is necessary. As you said
Yes, calling the police directly can solve everything."
"That's right." Uchiha nodded, "Once a female high school student and a salty man really start a fight on the train, the vast majority of people will still side with the former. After that, they will only dare to attack women.
The latter is the coward among the garbage among the cowards. Once exposed, most of the time he will just want to run away. Speaking of which, this happened to me when I was in high school."
"...Have Miss Ozi ever met such an outrageous person?"
"Yeah, I've met before." Ochiha Uchiha replied, "I remember that I made an appointment with my classmates to go shopping together on the weekend. The tram was a little crowded that day, and unconsciously, people became close to each other.
It depends on the state of the body." She said while recalling——
"At the beginning, a hand was placed on my waist intentionally or unintentionally. Until this time, I didn't feel anything unusual. I just felt that the person's hand was a little warm, so I moved it a little uncomfortably.
Lower your body."
"However, this hand followed closely and had a downward trend, and I gradually felt that something was not right."
"Then, I looked out of the corner of my eye. It was a hand wearing a watch. The nails were very dirty. It looked like it belonged to a middle-aged uncle. In order to prevent misunderstanding and wronging others, I made one last confirmation——
I moved my body to the left again, and the phone hanging next to me turned on the shooting mode."
"The other party is still following?" Uchiha Mirror asked worriedly.
"Yeah." Uchiha nodded, looking up at the cowering heroine in the movie, and replied, "I happened to have my nails done at that time, so I slapped the back of that hand without any politeness.
I scratched him for a while, then turned around and slapped him."
"Well done!" Uchiha Kage gave a thumbs up.
"Then the crowd that was originally crowded suddenly dispersed, leaving us enough space. Sure enough, the human body is as soft as a cat~" After Uchiha complained, he said, "Originally, that guy refused to admit it.
, falsely accused me of scratching his hand and raking it down. As soon as he saw the video on my phone, he immediately turned around to run away, but I knocked him down. Then, I "kindly" accompanied him to get off the car.
When the police came, this guy kept pleading with me, saying, 'It's just my first time, please let me go.' Then he found that it didn't work and started to threaten me, saying, 'Wait until I find out where you live.
I will definitely take revenge somewhere.' I recorded them all and handed them over to the police together."
At this point, she clicked her tongue: "You can't even beat me, but you still want to cause trouble for my parents. It's so stupid. Besides, he only dares to sneak up on women. I really don't think he has the courage to retaliate."
.If he really has such courage, he won't just be a fool."
"However, just in case, it's best not to let down your guard easily. I remember," Uchiha Mirror said thoughtfully, "there are many Uchiha people in the top management of Konoha Country's security system."
"Yeah." Uchiha nodded, "I thought so too, so I told my parents about it after I went back, and they told me not to worry about it. I thought that that guy would never appear between me and me in this life.
In front of my family."
"So..." She looked at the heroine in the movie who huddled in her room and cried bitterly because she encountered idiots every day after school, and sighed, "You should resist this kind of thing from the beginning. Once you choose
Be patient, and the other party will only take advantage of you."
The trio, who had unknowingly sneaked into the rows behind the two-person seat, chose to communicate on their mobile phones because they were worried that they would attract attention if they made any noise——
[Shisui: Has this kind of thing ever happened to Oiko-nee???]
[Itachi: He didn’t tell me either.]
[Sasuke: Tsk, it’s best not to let me meet that guy! 】
This is probably the real reason why Uchiha chose to keep silent, for fear of causing trouble.
"But then again," Ochiha said sincerely, "the heroine's silver hair is so beautiful... When I looked at that back, I had the urge to get close to her. Of course, ahem, I won't do anything."
"I understand." Uchiha Mirror nodded in agreement, "I just want to stand quietly and enjoy this beauty quietly, right?"
"Uh-huh!"
【Shisui:???】
【Weasel:???】
【Sasuke:???】
Next…
They listened to the "Silver Hair Exchange Meeting" for more than two hours. In the end, they realized that these two people were not serious about watching movies at all...
Seeing that the movie was finally coming to an end, Sasuke Uchiha, who was sitting cross-legged on the ground, yawned. He couldn't help it, it was really boring. Perhaps because of his lack of energy, the cell phone he held in his hand accidentally became like that.
Then, it fell directly to the ground in front of me.
The sound of "Boom!" was clearly audible in the relatively silent cinema.
"!!!" His eyes widened and he subconsciously grabbed the phone.
instead……
It's too late.
Both Uchiha Mirror and Uchiha Obi turned their heads in surprise - no wonder they were surprised, because no one should have come in since the movie started. After all, well, the two of them were doing this "watching a movie and chatting about xp"
This was a shameful thing, so the two of them were very vigilant and would look back from time to time to confirm.
Uchiha Shisui secretly shouted that he was not good at it, and after greeting the two of them, he wanted to retreat in the dark.
However, while crouching in the darkness, he accidentally stepped on Uchiha Itachi's too-long skirt. The latter swayed and brought down Uchiha Sasuke who was following behind him.
Immediately afterwards, Uchiha Sasuke's poor newly purchased mobile phone also suffered a "two blows" today.
"Boom!"
At this moment, the lights in the screening room came on again.
The Uchiha tape and the Uchiha mirror looked at the empty theater, and after looking at each other, they ran to the steps on both sides in a tacit understanding, and then searched all the way up until...
They saw a somewhat indescribable scene——
A young man is lying on the ground, and two women with extremely hot bodies are lying on top of him from behind...
Uchiha blushed subconsciously and turned his head away, thinking: Good guy, really a good guy, is this the legendary pervert in the movie theater??? This is really a lot of experience!!!
And Uchiha Mirror made a surprised sound: "Zhi, Shisui?"
Uchiha belt: "!!!"
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Tape [Collapse]: What's wrong with you, Shisui? Shisui, you...
2("Official Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");
Chapter completed!