("Oiko Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");
Although he had no idea of ​​falling in love at all, Ochiha had to admit that he was a little bit tempted...
She is a very curious person, or in other words, the entire Uchiha clan is like this. Well, she would have been rated as a "black cat clan" by the cat mother. Therefore, for things that she has not experienced or had, she has a little knowledge.
It’s completely understandable to have a little curiosity~
Another thing is that she is a writer (cat with chest upright and tail upright!).
Thanks to her recent blind date experience, she has accumulated a lot of material...
With this thought in mind, Uchiha Obi silently opened his code document and took a look at what these are...
The gentle and sinister senior x the well-behaved and sensible junior (I'm sorry for Shisui, but it's really suitable for you!)
A man who is used to committing suicide and cannot see the bright future x a naturally optimistic and helpful little cat (Mr. Dazai, you scared me so much, I'm going to give you a little pleasure, isn't it too much?)
Playboy x Steel Straight Man (Is it an illusion? Inexplicably, I want to see a man like Rin get fucked~)
Gentle person
Senior wife x arrogant and bratty junior (Itachi, I’m sorry, but...ahem, the combination of these two attributes is really cute!)
Orcs from the original world
The overbearing, arrogant and bratty school boy x is a senior who doesn’t know what this is like or the gentle and black-faced Onii-chan (I somehow feel that Sasuke is suitable for an older one~)
The polite, gentle and considerate idiot
A playboy and a stinky man x a domineering and super-A man (Humph, a person like Mr. Izuna is suitable for being abused a hundred times, a hundred times. In the future, any male protagonist who uses him as a prototype must always be abused!)
Shy and gentle on the outside, crazy guy on the inside x naturally cute
I feel that it would be a pity if the character based on him does not add some crazy attributes. Crazy and natural are a perfect match!)
…
Look, these memes are all treasures!
From this we can see that mom and dad are right, going out often to meet outsiders is really beneficial.
After nine blind dates, she accumulated a lot of material, and her thoughts flowed like a fountain.
but……
This kind of Uchiha tape is also a little troublesome, that is, her articles always end when two people are together. There is no way, she is really not good at writing love details because she has no experience. She has tried to write before, but...
Readers have said that "it doesn't feel real". So, isn't it time for her to break through the bottleneck?
for example……
Let's talk about love or something...
However, falling in love in reality is really too troublesome. Comparatively speaking, online dating seems to be quite convenient. You can just turn on your phone and you’ll be in love, or play games together and you’ll be on a date. It’s super convenient...
However, if you just have such an idea to find someone to fall in love with online, it seems a bit rude, just like cheating on your feelings...
Um?
Bridge bean sack...
Ochiha Uchiha suddenly remembered something, and then silently opened a shopping website and entered keywords to search for a while.
"Yes!"
Her eyes sparkled and she looked straight at——
Virtual boyfriend, with optional attributes, will accompany you to enjoy a wonderful love love~
"Wonderful!"
She can't cheat on her feelings, but she can spend money to experience the taste of love!
So she poked the customer service very decisively——
【Red Bean Cake Saigao: Hello.】
[lovelove Virtual Boyfriend Shop: Hello, dear, what services do you need? 】
Replied in seconds, not bad, very sincere.
[Red Bean Cake Saigao: I want to find a virtual boyfriend, what’s the price? 】
[lovelove virtual boyfriend store: As the link shows, the price is 5,000 yuan a day, which is guaranteed to be great value for money. If you buy it for more than seven days at a time, you can get a 20% discount. 】
Uchiha made some calculations: It's cheap! If you really go out to fall in love, a meal would cost tens of thousands of yuan. For the price of one meal, you can have a two-day relationship, so it's not a loss, it's a good deal.
[Red bean cake Saigao: What types do you have here? 】
[lovelove Virtual Boyfriend Store: We have all kinds of stores, as long as you ask, we can find them for you. 】
[Red Bean Cake Saigao: Okay, then give me someone with silver hair and a smart look. 】
[lovelove Virtual Boyfriend Shop: Okay, wait a moment, I will ask the other party to take a photo for you. But I have agreed in advance that because it is a virtual boyfriend, my face will not be shown. 】
[Red bean cake competition: ok.]
the other side.
Men's dormitory of a university.
The blond boy who was originally lying on the bed suddenly jumped up and shouted: "Sasuke, do you have a suit in your closet?"
The black-haired boy who was lying on another bed and playing with his mobile phone turned his head and asked, "Yes, what's wrong?"
"I'm open! Now the other party needs photos, lend me your suit!"
Uchiha Sasuke was stunned for a moment before he realized what the other person meant by "opening". He was stunned: "No, are there really such stupid people?"
His roommate, Uzumaki Naruto, has an extraordinary background as can be seen from his last name, which is indeed the case. He is from the Uzumaki clan of the Country of Uzumaki. However, he came to Konoha to study for various reasons when he was very young, and he has now been officially naturalized.
, there is no difference from the serious citizens of Konoha Kingdom.
Since he was five years old, he has been living in the home of his distant cousin, who is very good to him. A few years ago, his cousin fell in love, and the man was also very good to him. What's even better is that the man seems to be the same as him.
He has blond hair and blue eyes, so when the three of them go out together, he is more like the brother of his cousin's fiancé than his cousin's brother.
It is said that both of them made it clear that even after they get married, Uzumaki Naruto can continue to live in their house until he wants to move out.
In every sense of the word, these three people are like a real family.
Such Uzumaki Naruto is actually not short of money. His hometown, his cousin, and his cousin's fiancé will give him enough pocket money every month. However, he always cannot make ends meet.
When they were not very familiar with each other at the beginning, Uchiha Sasuke saw his well-dressed roommate always eating instant noodles, and thought he had some bad habits, so he secretly warned himself to stay away from him. Later he realized that this idiot was just too much.
I have good intentions, donating money, providing financial aid, going to the welfare home regularly...all kinds of things, they are all normal.
Because of this, money is always tight.
He has no interest in fools. He just accidentally buys too much when he comes back to eat. It would be a waste to throw it away, so he always asks "Hey, do you want to eat?", huh, it doesn't mean anything else, it's just simple.
I just feel like wasting food is not a good idea.
Whenever this happens, Baga will come over with bright eyes, shouting "Sasuke, you are so good" while devouring it.
In addition to his studies, this idiot also occasionally works part-time to "supplement the family income." He has worked in a variety of occupations and has many strange employment experiences that make people almost stunned and want to ask, "Are you bragging?"
, however, his eyes were indeed sincere, with no intention of lying at all.
Later, we got to know each other, and this guy would occasionally pull him to work together. As a cashier in a fast food restaurant, a waiter, a cleaner, etc... If you have to ask Uchiha Sasuke, he was wearing hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of clothing.
How does it feel to work with an hourly salary of one or two thousand dollars? He would answer -
"Okay."
To translate, the "okay" that Uchiha Tsundere said actually means "quite interesting".
There is no doubt that Uchiha Sasuke likes to hang out with his roommates like this, living together, studying together, working together, and doing all kinds of "weird" things, which makes him feel free and comfortable. There is no doubt that Uzumaki Naruto
He is a very contagious person, and he gave Uchiha Sasuke a glimpse of a life that was completely different from what he had seen so far.
No one can force an Uchiha, so Uchiha Sasuke is willing to go with him.
As a friend, Sasuke Uchiha naturally knows about any "employment trends" of Naruto Uzumaki. For example, last week, he opened a "Virtual Boyfriend" store on a shopping website without knowing which chord was wrong.
, 5,000 yuan a day, claims to provide various types of boyfriends, but in fact... well, he himself will pretend to be the boyfriend.
Uzumaki Naruto also enthusiastically invited Uchiha Sasuke to join, but was rejected outright "cruelly and ruthlessly" (a certain Golden Retriever term).
Uchiha Sasuke waited without interest for his friend's shop to be completely cool, but he did not expect that a fool customer would come to his door today. It must be said that there are all kinds of wonders in the world, and it is not a legend that people who are stupid and have a lot of money are not.
However, it's quite interesting.
So he watched with great interest as his friend jumped out of bed, hurriedly put on his black suit, and chose a silver one from the various wigs he had bought before. Then, he raised his scissor hands and took a photo with his mobile phone.
I took a photo, then covered my face with the picture and sent it to the other party.
[lovelove Virtual Boyfriend Shop: Kiss, what do you think of this one? 】
[lovelove virtual boyfriend store: pictures]
Uchiha tape:emmmm
She looked at the photo silently. The silver hair was indeed silver, which was perfect. But, was it an illusion? She always felt that the suit didn't fit her very well... That didn't matter. The most important thing was——
[Red Bean Cake Saigao: I always feel that I don’t look very smart...]
[Red Bean Cake Saigao: Are there any smarter silver-haired men? 】
Uzumaki Naruto: "..." After a moment of silence, he looked at his friend with a sad face, "Sasuke, this lady said after reading the photo that I don't look very smart!" He was obviously a top student...
Uchiha Sasuke raised his eyebrows: "Oh, my eyesight is surprisingly good."
"...Hey!" Uzumaki Naruto suddenly realized something, clasped his hands together and begged, "Sasuke! Help me! Please!!!"
"you mean?"
"Put on a suit and a wig. I'll take a picture of you and send it to you. Don't worry, I promise not to show your face!"
"I refuse." Uchiha Sasuke turned over and turned his back to a certain golden retriever, expressing his refusal.
"Sasuke~~~Sasuke-chan~~~Kiss Sasuke~~~" Uzumaki Naruto then came close to him and squeezed his friend's shoulders and hit his back very smoothly.
Uchiha Sasuke: "..." Uzumaki Naruto, please have some face!
Facts prove——
When a person is completely shameless, he is invincible;
as well as,
Nature will always defeat arrogance.
Finally, Uchiha received another faceless photo. The person in the photo was tall, thin and tall. He was wearing a black suit that outlined his slender waist and long legs. At the same time, there was an indescribable air all over his body.
He has an elite style, and he is indeed the type who looks smart at first glance.
...Although it looks a bit familiar, probably all good men are similar.
[lovelove Virtual Boyfriend Shop: Are you satisfied with this one? 】
[Red bean cake competition: appropriate.]
So she decisively took pictures of the day's service.
[Hongdou Gao Saigao: I see that the working hours in your description are from 9 am to 6 pm, so let’s start tomorrow. 】
[lovelove Virtual Boyfriend Store: Okay, this is the other person’s line number, please add it. 】
[Red bean cake competition: ok.]
The Uchiha leader quickly added the other party, and then found that the other party had changed his avatar very quickly to the faceless photo just now, and his line name was——
Silver Phantom.
Uchiha tape: "..." It seems a bit cool, but it also vaguely reveals that it's a little bit...
After doing all this, she suddenly realized that she seemed to have accidentally let go of the people in the game. She quickly crawled back, and sure enough, a group of people had been calling her for a long time.
[Shenwei: Sorry, sorry, I just went to do something. 】
【Disqualification in the world:soga~】
[Silver Thunder Fang: That’s good. 】
[Jiebao Tianxing: Yeah, okay, it’s good that nothing unexpected happened.]
[Earth Blast Star: Ah, sorry, Teacher Kamui, I didn’t mean to think the worst...]
[Shenwei: It’s okay, it’s my fault, I disappeared without saying hello in advance. 】
[Disqualification in the world: Did you go to eat desserts temporarily again? 】
[Shenwei:...No, I just went to buy something on a shopping website. 】
[Silver Thunder Fang: That’s it. 】
[Shenwei: By the way, thank you for reminding me that you are unqualified in the world~]
【Human disqualification:?】
[Shenwei: I went to buy a virtual boyfriend for a day and plan to try online dating. 】
【Human disqualification:???】
【Earth Explosion Star:!!!】
[Silver Thunder Fang:…………]
The author has something to say: Look, isn't this a coincidence?
2("Old Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");
Chapter completed!