("Oiko Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");
"Huh?" Senju Hashirama asked with a hint of laughter in his tone, "Does Miss Otoko already have a boyfriend? I don't know what kind of person he is?"
His voice sounds friendly and natural, making it easy for people to answer everything logically without realizing it, and this is indeed the case——
"The kind that costs five thousand yuan a day."
"???"
"...Ah!" Uchiha realized that he had slipped his words. He quickly looked around, then raised his finger to make a silencing gesture, "Shhh!!!"
Senju Hashirama: "..." He calmed down the complicated emotions in his heart a little, and continued to say with a smile, "Miss Otoko likes... um, the soft-boiled guy type?" Only this, for him,
It's too hard to say. Besides, with him like this, no one would believe him even if he said he was a soft-boiled guy, right? Madara's younger brothers have this temperament better.
"No, no!" Uchiha complained helplessly, and she was not shaking her head! However, considering that Mr. Hashirama is very familiar with his grandparents, in order to prevent misunderstandings about his father being beaten (why was his father being beaten)?
Beating? Of course it’s because her grandparents are reluctant to beat her! So whenever she makes a mistake, her father will take the beating for her!), although she was a little embarrassed, she still explained, “That’s it, I bought it for one day.
Virtual boyfriend…”
"Virtual boyfriend?" Senju Hashirama raised his eyebrows, "What is that?"
"That's it..." Uchiha Ochi thought for a while, then opened the shopping app on his mobile phone, and opened the details page to show the people around him, "Look, this is it." Then, he roughly explained the reason why he did this.
Senju Hashirama: "..." Do the little girls nowadays have such strange thoughts? In order to find inspiration and collect materials, they actually buy some kind of virtual boyfriend. But what makes him more concerned is, "Ms. Belt feels so good after buying it."
What do you think?" Because I'm curious, it's acceptable once in a while, but if I become addicted, it won't be good, and I need to force a withdrawal, right?
"...To be honest," Uchiha Ozi sighed, "it's not interesting, it's quite boring. But, I bought everything..."
Senju Hashirama thought: Appeared, the classic saying - bought everything, came, died...
After thinking for a while, he said: "Miss Daizi, you don't really want to interact with people in real life, do you?"
"Yeah." Uchiha nodded sincerely, "It's too troublesome... I always have to go out for dates and so on. I still like to stay at home."
"What if the other person goes to your house every date?"
"I don't want to!" Ochiha Uchiha showed a slightly disgusted expression, "It feels too bad to have my personal space invaded. Moreover, I don't feel comfortable doing anything with unfamiliar people around me."
Senju Hashirama: "..." Oh, Miss Otoko is very difficult to deal with. However, this kind of trivial matter can't trouble him. He smiled slightly and said, "But in this case, Miss Otoko may never be able to collect useful information."
Material, your readers will not be able to see the 'love plot' because of this."
"……"first drop of blood!
"Of course," he said in a different tone, "I believe that Ms. Daizi's readers will not be disappointed with you because of this, but, well, it will be a bit regretful, right?"
"……"Double kill!
"After all, art comes from life and is higher than life."
"..."Three kills!
"As readers, they must be hoping to see Miss Otoko's breakthrough."
"..." Killing crazy!
"Thinking about it this way, it's really a pity."
"..." Uchiha belt, can't get up again, ko!!!
Uchiha belt: "..." 嘤嘤嘤嘤......
Senju Hashirama looked at the dejected little black cat in front of him, a cunning look flashed across his eyes - this man obviously had a super upright face, but he might be more cunning than anyone else~
He thought: Miss Daizi really values ​​him~ However, in fact, it is understandable that she, who does not go out very often, might have regarded this as her hobby and alternative job. At the same time, this has also become Daizi's
The lady's weakness.
Once a creature like human has a weakness, it is quite easy to defeat it.
Too much?
No, love is a battle between capturing and being captured, trapping and being trapped, right?
As long as your intentions are sincere and sincere and do not jump back and forth across the moral and legal bottom line, then all other actions are reasonable and legal~
"It seems," he washed another cucumber and handed it to the little girl sitting on the wall of the pool in front of him, "Miss Daizi needs a little help."
"Ah?" Uchiha took the cucumber with a blank expression and started chewing it again - it was delicious! So she felt better again without knowing it.
A smile flashed in Senju Hashirama's eyes: Ms. Ozi is really understanding and easy to coax~
"Actually, I think it's okay for Miss Otoko to want to seek love on the Internet." Senju Hashirama said seriously, "But buying a 'virtual boyfriend' is not the right behavior. Because, the other person
Are you paid to do things, right? Once money is involved in something like love, it will become more or less illusory. Therefore, it is completely understandable that Miss Daizi cannot experience the feeling of love at all."
"……I see."
Ochiha Ochiha suddenly realized that, in the final analysis, everything is a paradox - she wants to spend money to talk about feelings, but the feelings that can be talked about with money must be very unreal.
Mr. Hashirama, this man is really smart!
So she quickly asked for advice humbly: "Mr. Hashirama, what do you think I should do?"
"Well..." Senju Hashirama rubbed his chin. Although he wanted to say, "Then just talk to me," but he also knew clearly that such overly straightforward words would only turn the timid dog in front of him.
The kittens scared him away, so after thinking for a moment, he replied "sincerely", "Isn't it okay to find a 'virtual boyfriend' who won't talk about money with you?"
Uchiha belt: "???"
She was a little confused.
But I vaguely feel that this statement seems to make sense - since those who talk about money are not true feelings, then those who don't talk about money seem to be...
No, no, the main problem is——
"Where can I find such a philanthropist..."
Senju Hashirama smiled brightly, closed one eye and raised his thumb: "Miss Ozi, what do you think of me?"
"???" Uchiha was stunned for a moment, and then showed a helpless expression, "Mr. Hashirama, please don't joke with me."
"Sorry, sorry." Senju Hashirama showed an apologetic expression, and then squatted down in front of the little girl by arranging the basket - he was very tall and could easily give people a sense of oppression, but
, when he did this, he was like a loyal big dog waving his tail, not bringing any threat to people, and seemed to have "reliability" written all over his body, "I just suddenly thought that I and I
Miss Daizi, maybe we can cooperate and help ourselves."
"ah?"
"As Miss Otoko knows, I am 31 years old and still single. Because of this, I have been under a lot of pressure from my family." Senju Hashirama sighed slightly, "The reason why I used apps for blind dates before was also
With the idea of ​​perfunctory at home."
As he spoke, he paid attention to the changes in the expressions of the person in front of him - Miss Otoko showed an understanding expression, and her ability to empathize was indeed very good.
"After that, my family kept forcing me to continue dating strangers. To be honest, it was quite annoying."
——Oh, you also have a troubled expression on your face, Ms. Obey.
"Although I really want to solve the trouble once and for all, it's hard for me to open my mouth. Therefore, I want to find allies..." Senju Hashirama lowered his voice slightly and said in a guiding tone, "You mean,
Miss Daizi, it would be great if someone could help us deal with the situation at home..."
Uchiha nodded subconsciously.
In fact, she had this idea before and cooperated with Mr. Jing to help herself. However, only two dates seemed... not enough to solve everything. Besides, I don't know if it was an illusion, but her mother didn't seem to like it very much.
Men of Uchiha origin... really want her to date outsiders.
"...Mr. Hashirama, you are not an Uchiha, are you?" Uchiha confirmed.
"Of course not." Senju Hashirama smiled and waved his hand, "My last name is 'Senju'."
"...What?" The Uchiha's eyes widened slightly. Is the Senju family as famous as the Uchiha family? It is indeed a big family... However, if he works as a handyman in the botanical garden, Mr. Hashirama should be just an ordinary Senju family.
Was she born into a family of hands? Of course, she doesn’t care about this at all.
Senju Hashirama watched the expression of the person in front of him without blinking, and clearly judged: Ms. Ozi has never heard of the name "Senju Hashirama", but this is natural, because their family is relatively low-key.
Unlike Madara, who appears in various newspapers every day. Of course, their family is quite famous among the upper echelons of the entire Konoha Kingdom, but obviously, this little girl doesn't pay attention to this on a daily basis.
So, he didn't lie, but he told her his name exactly~
"Well..." Uchiha thought for a moment and felt that he still couldn't agree to such a thing hastily just because he was afraid of trouble, so he could only reply, "Sorry, Mr. Hashirama, I need to think about it carefully."
"Of course." Senju Hashirama smiled generously, and then took out his mobile phone from his pocket, "Then, can you add your contact information? Ms. Ozi."
From the beginning, his goal was only the whole.
You have to eat a meal one bite at a time, and you have to catch a kitten step by step.
In short, let’s install this locator first.
A gentle person like Ms. Daizi, at first glance, is the type of person who "will always reply to messages"~
"Actually, I wanted to do this last time," Senju Hashirama lowered his head in disappointment, "but I forgot about it because of something else. After that... I thought Miss Ochi hated me..." I felt aggrieved.
Uchiha's guilt immediately surged into his heart, and he nodded quickly: "...Ah, okay." Anyway, Mr. Hashirama is a friend of his grandparents, so it is normal to add him.
As a result, the two of them successfully became friends with each other.
"Mr. Hashirama, what's your name!" Uchiha laughed out loud, "Mushroom rice Saigao? It's similar to my name!"
"Ah... what a miracle." Senju Hashirama was also amazed - well, it's true that he deliberately changed his name first, and it really improved the sense of closeness a little bit~ Thinking this, he smiled.
He said, "By the way, last time I took Miss Zi to the Botanical Garden, there were still many places I didn't see. If you don't mind, I can take some photos while I'm at work and send them to you."
"Is it okay? Won't it violate the rules?" Although he was a little moved, the Uchiha leader still asked this first.
"Of course." Senju Hashirama nodded with a smile, "Look, I took you shopping for so long last time, and now I'm still working there? By the way, I've even been promoted."
"Congratulations! That's great, Mr. Hashirama!"
"Yeah~" Senju Hashirama smiled brightly.
——Next, I will send you beautiful photos every day, Miss Belt~
——The kind of photos that make you want to actually be there when you look at them.
——Then, take the initiative to see me again, I will be waiting patiently.
The author has something to say: The soundtrack here: Senju Hashirama’s Thousand Layer Routine~
2("Old Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");
Chapter completed!