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84, Tape: I don't want a blind date 61

("Oiko Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");
Since the eldest son of the family had told him in advance that he could eat and drink as he pleased, Uchiha Ochiko was not polite to him and ordered the dishes that impressed him when he came here before and that he was quite interested in when he looked at the menu this time.
With the attitude of enjoying delicious food, she ate quite deliciously.
As Madara Uchiha ate his meal slowly, he looked at the girl in front of him unabashedly, and he keenly judged that she should have a good background, good manners, and be loved at home. Moreover, she was not something he often saw at all.
That kind of "bird stomach" or "cat stomach", the appetite is quite good.
This is good. Kittens who don't like to eat won't grow up well.
But there is one thing. From just now to now, the most she drinks is a sip, and it seems that she has not even swallowed it.
"Do you not like drinking, or can't drink?" Uchiha Madara asked.
According to the laws of Konoha Country, you can only drink alcohol when you are 20 years old, but since the woman in front of you is already 24 years old, you can naturally drink. Since you don't drink, there are only two reasons.
"..." Uchiha hesitated for a moment and explained, "Actually, I'm not sure whether it's the former or the latter. I'm not allergic to alcohol, but something seemed to happen when I drank for the first time when I was twenty.
My family members don’t allow me to drink, and even if I do, it’s limited to a few sips.”
"It seems?" Uchiha Madara raised his eyebrows, "You don't remember?"
"...Hmm." Uchiha nodded, "I seemed to have been greedy and drank a little too much that day. Afterwards, my mind went blank and I couldn't think of anything. But, since everyone in my family said that, then I must...
…I’m not a very good drinker.”
"You should have said something like this earlier." Uchiha Madara shook his head and raised his hand to signal the waiter to bring some juice or something to the person in front of him.
"I always feel a little rude...you don't need wine to eat Western food..." Uchiha smiled with gratitude, "Thank you, Mr. Madara." If she just thought that the other person had a vicious mouth and was difficult to get along with, then
At this moment, I could vaguely feel the gentle nature hidden under this appearance.
But if you think about it carefully, the patriarch should be such a person. If he were not like this, he would not care about the clan members.
Although the clan members would occasionally complain every time they came back from a clan meeting, "Today the clan leader made a new venomous comment," whenever there was a quarrel and someone said something outrageous, it would be easy for someone to say, "You are simply one percent."
"He is a clan leader." However, everyone still respects the current clan leader. If someone from outside the clan really slanders him, they, the Uchiha clan, will be the first to be unhappy.
Ever since, the little black cat, who felt that she had always been protected by the big black cat, showed a little respect for the other party. The prerequisite was that the former would not be venomous at her.
"You're welcome." Uchiha Madara replied, "This is just an ordinary dinner. You can eat whatever you want, and don't worry about those messy things. People who are bound by boring things like that are stupid."
Uchiha belt: "..." So sharp... However, it surprisingly makes sense, so she tentatively made her request, "Then..."
"Um?"
"Can I add some desserts?" Uchiha Ouzi said expectantly, "The desserts here look very good, I want to try a few more."
"Do you like sweets?"
"Um!"
Uchiha Madara then gave some instructions to the waiter, and during the dessert session, Uchiha Dazi saw the desserts covering the entire trolley platform.
"Feel free to taste it." Uchiha Madara said very generously, "If anyone likes it, let them get a few more portions." This was a reward for her good taste in eating, which gave him a good appetite.
"Yeah." Uchiha nodded happily. For her, that's all, today's meal was worth it.
Uchiha Madara couldn't help but smile.
He himself doesn't like to be bound by the so-called rules, and naturally he doesn't like people who follow the rules too much. But the "girl" in front of him quickly broke away from the "shackles" with a few simple words from him, and happily chose and enjoyed what she wanted.
I like it, I have to say, it gives people a sense of accomplishment while appreciating it. Hmm, is it similar to the fun of teaching people?
"By the way, Mr. Madara," Uchiha asked while eating the tiramisu in front of him, "can I ask you something?"
"ask."
"About the date location, we argued back and forth... well, we discussed it a few times." She asked curiously, "As far as I know, this restaurant is already the most upscale in the city. If I still choose to refuse,
Where would you suggest we go to eat?”
Uchiha Madara raised the corner of his mouth slightly when he heard this, chuckled, and said, "Be patient and instructive": "Where did you first see me today?"
"On the plane..." After Uchiha finished answering, his face changed slightly, "Wait a minute, you don't plan to..."
"That's right." Uchiha Madara confirmed her guess, "If you don't like the restaurants in this city, then I can only take you to other cities to dine." He was not joking, but he was not deliberately pretending to be anything.
I took a plane to attend the appointment, but I had just rushed back from another city - because of a temporary matter.
Uchiha tape: "..." Hello!!!
Mr. Patriarch, the boss character is not very popular now, please restrain yourself a little bit!!! Even if you make a funny comparison, you may become more popular!!!
"I almost forgot." Uchiha Madara suddenly remembered something, "Is there any music you want to listen to?" he said, waving his hand casually.
The restaurant's regular band immediately walked from the room to the outdoor area, getting ready to perform.
Uchiha tape: "..." No... Actually, she has no requirements for these...
Uchiha Madara said deliberately: "Even "Frog Cantata", "Clapping Song" and the like are all acceptable."
Uchiha tape: "..." These are all children's songs, right? Hiss, is this person mocking her appearance again? It's too much! So she asked in a very Uchiha spirit, "Can any song be used?"
"Of course." Uchiha said with a spotted head.
Can a man say "no"? Of course not.
"Then..." Uchiha rolled his eyes, and then showed a slightly mischievous smile, "I want to listen to the school song of Minagawa Elementary School!"
Uchiha Madara: "???"
What an unexpected kid...
So he turned his head and said to those people: "Didn't you hear? Miss Yuan wants to listen to the school song of Nanhechuan Elementary School."
Orchestra: "..."
I really wanted to flip the table and leave, but... the other party really gave me too much!
So, several performers from Nanhechuan Elementary School silently put down their instruments and walked to the front. Then, the music started, and these people clapped their hands and sang together——
"The Nanga River surges day and night..."
Uchiha tape: "..." Help! It sounds so bad. People who play well may not have all the five notes, so why does she want to trick herself???
She held her forehead silently, with "It's hard to put into words" written all over her face.
Uchiha Madara raised the corners of his mouth and smiled happily.
You little brat asking for trouble, do you know how to be afraid now?
After the song ended, the Uchiha belt quickly "begged" the group to change to the correct music, so that they would have the appetite to continue eating.
During the meal, Uchiha Madara noticed that she seemed to like a bright red dessert and a lemon-colored dessert, so he asked the waiter to bring a few more desserts to her. At the same time, he, who also liked desserts, also
I chose what I liked and tasted it slowly in a good mood.
While eating, eating, he suddenly felt that something was not right, so he raised his head and found...
"What you are eating," Uchiha Madara frowned slightly, "is it red wine, sherry and sabayon?"
The little girl still lowered her head and ate, paying no attention to him at all.
Red wine pear, as the name suggests, is a pear stewed in red wine. This is easy to understand.
As for sabayon, the standard pronunciation is sabayon. This is an Italian dessert, and the ingredients are wine. Although brandy, rum, or other ingredients may be used depending on the chef's preferences, in the end, it needs to be used.
To the wine.
In other words, this kitten who keeps saying he can't drink alcohol grabs two desserts with alcohol added and lashes out at him?
...No, it was also his responsibility. He asked the waiter to give her a few more portions.
Uchiha Madara couldn't help but frown slightly. A person who has hardly drank alcohol would definitely not have a good drinking capacity. Although he had originally planned to ask a female driver to take the little girl home - since she came out to go on a blind date with him, he must have wanted to.
Responsible for her safety tonight - but eating a drunken kitten unsuspectingly in front of a strange man is not a good cat.
"Miss Yuan," he reminded, "that's almost enough. Since you don't have a good drinking capacity, you'd better not eat too many alcoholic desserts like this."
"..."
"Miss Yuan?"
"..."
Just when Uchiha Madara's patience was about to run out, he saw the "girl" opposite raised her head. She continued to chew the food in her mouth with a mocking face, and said with a bad attitude: "You are very noisy.
Old man."
Uchiha Madara: "???" Old, old man?
He is only thirty-two years old!
No, that's not the point...
He looked at the woman in front of him in disbelief. If she was wearing a cute and cute cat skin before, now she was like a wild cat that had been masturbated upside down, with every vagina in her body exploding.
He stood up and had "dissatisfaction" written all over it.
what is this?
Drunk? So your true colors are revealed?
...No, it's more like...some kind of nature being liberated than being exposed...
Just at this moment, she spoke again——
"I want more."
"……What?"
"I said I want more!" Uchiha Oichi, who had completely "entered another realm", slapped the table with both hands and shouted, "I want this red one and this yellow one!"
"...Don't even think about it." Uchiha Madara refused straight away, and was already planning to have this brat sent home who was no longer fit to continue dining, so he asked, "Where do you live?"
"Where's the casual food we promised?" Uchiha slapped the table again, "Grandpa, you don't mean what you say!!!"
Uchiha Madara: "..." Who is your grandfather! Moreover, you are obviously drunk, but you still remember his promise. In a sense, you are too obsessed with desserts.
"I want it, I want it, I want it!" I muttered over and over again.
Uchiha Madara only felt a headache. He had never been good at coaxing people, but at this moment, he said patiently: "You... tell me your home address, and I will ask the chef to pack some more for you and take them back together."
?”
"No!" She jumped to her feet, "I want it now!"
"..." Come on, it seems we can't communicate.
Uchiha Madara was about to ask the female subordinate who was waiting nearby to come down, when he saw this kitten actually grabbed the red wine bottle on the table, first showed a very cunning cat smile, and then raised its head to its mouth.
Just start "tons, tons, tons".
"...Put it down." Uchiha Madara quickly stood up.
But she was like the most dexterous cat, jumping directly not far away with the bottle in her arms, and then continued "ton ton ton".
Uchiha Madara laughed angrily and strode forward.
However, she ran away again.
In the following time, the two performed a real-life version of "Big Black Tom and Small Black Tom".
The orchestra members played "Flight of the Bumblebee" together very cooperatively.
Amidst the urgent and intense music, Uchiha Madara had to admit that the "girl" who was flying around with the wine bottle, even sneaking to the table to throw away the empty bottle and get another bottle of wine in the middle, was simply too dexterous and athletic.
His physical fitness is very good at first glance. However, it is really annoying to put this physical fitness into fighting against him.
"...Well," the waiter who had been watching for a long time whispered, "Mr. Madara, do you need any help?"
Panting slightly, Uchiha Madara loosened his tie and glared at the other party: "Why didn't you speak earlier?"
Waiter: "..." Isn't this... a suspicion that you and Loli are playing something weird? You see, the band has taken the initiative to cooperate with you. After all, your face and your reputation are not suitable for this kind of thing.
Get up without any sense of disobedience...
The author has something to say: Madara, you started a group alone... Drunk, it's so miserable, this is a state that even F4 can't handle together, hahahahahaha [gloating at one's misfortune]
The lottery has been drawn~ I don’t know how everyone’s winnings are going [laughs]
2("Old Uchiha doesn't want to be Neptune");
Chapter completed!
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