Chapter Eighteen: Is this his mother eight years old?
"No, wait a moment?"
Hearing the word "goblin", Gaia was completely confused:
"Brother, are you saying that this beast, which is the same as a centaur, is a goblin? How is this possible? It looks like a strange-looking, genetically mutated centaur."
After hearing Gaia's words, the uncle was not angry, but instead grinned:
"My little brother has never seen fairies before. And he is not a centaur, but a centaur. The centaur looks like the upper body of a human, the legs of a horse, and the centaur is the lower body of the horse."
Worri.
What kind of weird race is this?
Children, didn’t I just take a short nap and you have already evolved such a messy evolutionary relationship?!
Gaia here was still doubting the players, but the uncle over there also brought the topic back:
"Oh, I'm going too far. Let me tell you, little brother, you can't judge goblins by their appearance. After all, the size of their tribe can range from a fingertip to the size of a room, and their appearance can be judged from the trees on the roadside.
to the humanoid walking on the road. But I have a unique secret recipe to identify it."
Having said this, the uncle stretched out two fingers and rubbed them back and forth.
Seeing that this uncle wanted some benefits, Gaia reached into her pocket and was about to condense a crystal in secret, when Shamis' previous instructions rang in her ears:
"Remember, in Nord Town, wealth is kept secret."
After hesitating for a moment, Gaia took out her fingers and shook her head regretfully:
"It's a pity. I kept all my money in the hotel and didn't take it out. Uncle, you can tell me next time."
"Hey! What are you talking about, young man!"
To Gaia's surprise, the uncle did not feel dissatisfied, but laughed heartily:
"Actually, it's not worth much money. Since you don't have it now, it's okay to tell you - fairies will grow a pair of wings on their backs. Although they may be big or small, they will definitely have them. Look, this guy's
There is a pair behind you."
Following the uncle's fingers, Gaia keenly caught the small wings hidden in the mane behind the evil beast at a glance.
Who can see this?!
The corners of her mouth trembled, but Gaia nodded politely:
"It's true...Thank you very much, uncle."
"It's okay, it's okay. Oh, there's a good show to watch."
After laughing again, the uncle immediately turned his attention to the conversation between the two men. When Gaia saw this, although she was already irritated, she continued to listen patiently with the mentality of coming here.
"Okay! I don't care what nonsense freedom of love you want to pursue, but as a brother, I have to advise you -"
Angrily slapping the evil beast on the neck, the tall and thin man shouted out shocking words that made everyone's eyes darken:
"But this child is only eight years old! Eight years old, you beast!"
"..."
Looking at the evil beast in front of her, Gaia has lost the ability to speak.
This he - this other's mother is eight years old?!
Not only Gaia, but all the onlookers present are doubting life.
Goblins are essentially the incarnation of natural things, usually made from small animals and plants. They are usually beautiful and charming in appearance and are creatures that can fool humans.
The life of goblins is extremely long, even elves with a lifespan of thousands of years are dwarfed by goblins.
But you actually told me that the evil beast in front of me, oh no, this strange-looking goblin is only eight years old?!
Finding that the onlookers were in an uproar about this, the short and fat man was also angry:
"What do you know? The lifespan of fairies is not a problem at all. According to what you said, it takes two hundred years for fairies to reach adulthood. Then wouldn't they be committing a crime if they find human partners?"
they?
When did the pronoun for elf change to female? And it seems that people around me are a little resistant to the word elf.
Before Gaia could figure out anything, the tall and lanky man spoke again:
"Elves are basically committing a crime by looking for any race! It makes no sense at all. Well, even if the lifespan of elves is different from humans, you... you should find someone of the opposite sex!"
Let me go, so exciting?
Gaia suddenly no longer cared about the elves' problems, and listened carefully with her ears straightened up.
"Heterosexuals? Hehe, opposite sexes only get together to have children. Your purpose is simply the instinct of procreation handed down from your ancestors. How can a group of guys controlled by instincts understand the emotions between us?"
"Emotional shit, I think you are sick!"
The tall and thin man was really angry and pointed at the nose of the short and fat man and cursed.
However, the short and fat man did not give in. He stretched out his hand and patted his fingers away, puffing out his chest proudly and saying:
"This is pure love between us!"
As if agreeing with the pudgy man's words, the evil beast raised his head and softly made a voice:
"Eh-"
"...To be fair, this really isn't a horse?"
"...Uh, it must be a fairy, right? It has a pair of wings after all."
The uncle had never seen this scene before and was speechless for a moment.
"Is it possible, I mean is it possible, that the wings are glued on?"
Gaia expressed her doubts about the true identity of the evil beast.
"It doesn't look like it. After all, the centaurs don't really have the hobby of neighing like a horse."
Just as he was talking, a group of people in uniforms and top hats came menacingly from one side of the street, dispersed the onlookers, and surrounded the two men and the beasts:
"We received a report that someone is disturbing public order here. You two...three have been summoned now. Just give up your resistance and follow us."
"No! Even the patrol can't separate us! My love, don't leave me..."
As soon as the short and fat man heard this, he immediately wanted to run to the evil beast. As soon as he opened his legs, the leading man quickly punched the belly with a stick. As soon as he bent down, a strong electric current burst out, directly hitting the short and fat man.
Electricity fell to the ground.
"It's just disgusting. It's so disgusting! You guys, take this guy away and don't let him continue to disgust people!"
"Yes, squad leader!"
oh?
It turns out that the squad leader should look like this.
Suddenly realizing that he seemed to have seen few normal people, Gaia felt frustrated but also a little relieved at the same time.
It seems that normal people also exist.
This world is still much better than what I imagined before.
Wanting to thank the uncle just now, Gaia turned around but found that he had left without knowing when.
Forget it, let's talk about it when we see you later.
With this thought in his mind, Gaia immediately opened his legs and walked in the direction of the Explorers Association that Shamis had pointed to before.
…
In the dark alley, the uncle just now and a group of cloaked men gathered together, smoking a cigarette and laughing sadly:
"Although he didn't pay for it, he does look like a young man. We have found a good deal."
Chapter completed!