Chapter 38: No Contrast No Harm
"Hmm? The front? What's going on in the front?"
Looking curiously in the direction Gaia pointed, the first thing Dora saw was two tables, one large and one small.
Behind the table, there sat a short woman in slovenly clothes with green skin and sharp teeth, but overall she looked quite cute, and a slender woman who could have been a woman in the era before Gaia.
A supermodel, a woman with long golden hair and an elegant and tranquil temperament.
On the table of the short green-skinned woman, there is a jar and a piece of paper, which reads:
"Poke the goblin's head, one copper coin at a time."
Glancing at the jars full of jars, Gaia was a little eager to give it a try.
At a glance, there was a sign standing on the blond woman's desk:
"Free kisses with elves."
"……ha?"
Before Gaia could recover from the shock, out of the corner of her eye, she saw Dora take out a metal whistle from her pocket, put it to her mouth and started blowing.
Didi——
A sharp whistle came from the whistle that didn't look very big on the surface, causing Gaia's body to tremble. She wondered what the hell this thing was, and it was so loud.
Gaia was wondering. After Dora blew the whistle, she immediately put it down, put her hands together like a trumpet and shouted:
"Everyone! The elf has appeared again! Men, run quickly and hide in the house and don't come out! Women, go and notify the patrol team and tell them that there is an elf here!"
"Tch! You damn girl, remember this for me!"
Seeing Dora blowing the alarm and starting to shout loudly, the elf who originally wanted to try his luck in the morning market put down his seat and ran away. But as soon as he stood up, he suddenly saw Dora next to him.
Gaia.
In an instant, the elf's eyes turned red as he originally thought about escaping from here.
My mother, what does this damn girl want to do?!
Sensing the terrifying gaze of the elf, Gaia subconsciously took a step back.
At this time Dora also reacted and quickly stood up in front of Gaia:
"Mr. Gaia, please get out of here quickly! The elves' madness is no joke!"
Before he finished speaking, the elf in front of him had already landed on all fours and rushed over like a beast. Fortunately, Dora stepped forward in time, stood in front of Gaia and grabbed the opponent's hands firmly, preventing her from moving forward.
"Let me go! You stunted brat! Elf society is divided into levels based on age! Facing me who is nearly a thousand years old, even a half-elf has to learn etiquette to get out of the way, otherwise, do you want to monopolize it?!
"
Haha, breathing heavily, the elf gradually suppressed Dora, who although she did not use the blessing, her physical strength was still excellent.
"So, you purebred elves are trouble!"
Kicking back hard with her right foot, Dora barely stopped her retreating momentum after crushing several floor tiles.
"It's so shameless to come out to catch men even though you're so old! And you just talked about the levels of elf society? I remember that the top priority is based on seniority, right? I'm already a grandma, how about you?!"
"What! You little brat is actually a grandma?!"
Dora's words made the elf in front of him feel extremely shaken, and his pupils could not help but tremble with shock.
Hey, hey, hey, the first way your elves divide their status is fine, but the latter one is definitely problematic!
absolute!
"Now! Just lie down for a while, you stinky old woman!"
Taking advantage of the elf's wavering, Dora suddenly activated her blessing, and the floor tiles under her feet could not withstand the pressure brought by the huge weight, and cracks appeared like huge spider webs.
Then, with the help of her strengthened body, Dora suddenly pulled up her hands to throw the elf in front of her up, and then swung it down hard, causing her to hit the ground with her chin on the ground.
Cluck, cluck, cluck.
Gaia, who was more than ten meters away, felt the ground tremble slightly. A small crater was created under the elf's body by the blow, and fragments of cracked floor tiles were flying all over the sky.
"Phew—it should be fine now."
Seeing that the elf who had received her violent blow seemed to have lost the ability to move, Dora finally breathed a sigh of relief, let go of her hands, and tried to take out a handkerchief from her pocket to wipe the sweat from her forehead.
However, at this moment, the eyes of the elf who should have been unable to move suddenly burst into scarlet light, and then like a spider, he quickly crawled out of the crater with his hands and feet, and ran towards Gaia at a speed that Dora could not react.
"Hahaha! Xiaonizi, although you are senior, experience still depends on your age! I have already prepared the advanced physical resistance spell, but you are still too young!"
While moving forward at high speed, the elf did not forget to laugh at Dora.
"Oops! Mr. Gaia, why are you still here?!"
Seeing that she could no longer stop the elf, Dora looked at Gaia with the distance between the elf and the elf shortening at the speed of light, and couldn't help but turn her head away, not wanting to see the tragedy that was going to happen next.
"Gah!"
However, the strange sound that Dora expected did not come. Instead, there was a strange voice from another level from the elf.
Turning her head hesitantly, Dora immediately discovered that the elf crawling past her just now was being pinned to the ground by a wriggling black fluid, and no matter how hard she struggled, it was to no avail.
Looking along the black German fluid, Dora saw Gaia who had spread her arms and successfully suppressed the elf.
Ah, if you think about it carefully, Mr. Gaia is a gold-level explorer after all, and some of his methods are quite normal.
After knocking on her head and warning herself to pay more attention in the future, Dora hurried over.
"Ah! Man! Let me go, big sister will teach you many happy things! Don't worry, although elf society emphasizes sharing, big sister promises not to hand you over, but to enjoy you alone!
Come on, let's have lovely children with my eldest sister. I want eleven children, what about you?"
Even though he was firmly pinned to the ground by Gaia, the elf still stretched out his hand desperately and pulled it back and forth on the ground.
As for Gaia, who suppressed the elf in front of her with a look of disgust, she couldn't help but look at this ugly creature twisted by desire and fell into deep thought.
Damn it, hundreds of thousands of years ago these first era humans were so elegant and full of beauty, how come they are now like this strange species?
Gaia, who had only heard about it from Dora's mouth before and had some emotions, now had a completely different understanding after putting herself in his shoes.
I really agreed with that sentence. I only realized it on paper and knew that I had to follow through on this matter.
but……
After carefully looking at this strange creature, Gaia felt that if we only looked at the appearance, the elf had not lost its former glory.
Chapter completed!