Chapter 575, Skiing?(1/2)
He thought to himself, luckily the English teacher just covered his eyes and didn't see who she was. If the English teacher saw him naked, stepping on banana peels in the library, sliding down the corridor like skiing,
Go, that would be extremely embarrassing.
Gao Xiang slid forward again.
He thought to himself that he finally escaped two levels. His luck today was really bad. He originally wanted to chop the kid, but he stepped on the banana peel he threw.
The English teacher was actually his goddess, and he often fantasized about her. Unexpectedly, he bumped into her today, and he was like a fool in the library, sliding on banana peels like skiing.
Gao Xiang continued to slide forward.
He was thinking about something in his mind, so he didn't pay attention to the situation in front of him. Suddenly, two figures appeared in front of him!
"I'm going, who idiot is blocking the way?! Get out of the way!"
Gao Xiang shouted.
I saw the two people turning around. One was a bald old man, and the other was holding a lot of books in his hands, which seemed to be important information. The books in his hands were piled high, and they seemed to be about to fall down.
It turned out to be the professor and the librarian.
That administrator was his uncle Gao Fei.
"I actually called my uncle and professor stupid again. Today is really unlucky!"
Gao Xiang cursed himself in his heart!
The girls in the library were laughing like crazy!
Just now, Gao Xiang was sliding up and down the corridor of the library on banana peels like he was skiing, and they could see it clearly!
"This Gao Xiang is really a fool. He threw the banana peel himself, and why did he scold some fool for throwing the banana peel? Isn't he calling himself a fool?"
"Yes, I think he is not only a fool, but also a joke. Look at him. In the library, he actually took off his clothes and went to the bathhouse!"
"And he's also a drama star. Look at him, stepping on banana peels like a sled, and sliding up and down the aisles in the library. Does he think this is an ice rink or a ski resort?
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"I think he just went crazy because of the stimulation. He should be sent to a mental hospital as soon as possible!"
"I think Gao Xiang is a great actor, a genius in comedy. He successfully made me laugh. He doesn't even need to go to drama school. He can just go straight to comedy. There is no problem with the box office exceeding 100 million!"
The girls in the library were talking about Gao Xiang.
In their hearts, Gao Xiang is now a clown, making them laugh so much that they can't stop laughing at all!
"careful!"
Gao Xiang slipped in front of the librarian.
He found that the floor of this library was very slippery, and the banana peel was very slippery. He now wanted to ski down a hillside of tens of meters! The speed was so fast that he couldn't stop at all!
The librarian was stunned when he saw Gao Xiang!
What is this going to do??!
The librarian and the bald professor were standing next to Yihe's tall bookshelf. They were looking for important books. The librarian held a tall stack of books in his hands.
At this time, I saw a naked man gliding over like an ice skate at the speed of Usain Bolt's 100-meter sprint!
"Which idiot is blocking the road? Get out of the way!"
Gao Xiang cursed!
He felt like he had eaten Xuanmai and couldn't stop at all. Because he was going too fast, he couldn't see clearly who the two people in front of him were. His quality was usually poor, and he kept talking stupidly to everyone he met. Unexpectedly, today
Finally retribution!
"uncle?!"
Gao Xiang was shocked!
His current expression was even uglier than if he had eaten a kilogram to death, it had turned a dead yellow color! He didn't expect that he would actually scold his uncle for being a fool, and he was immediately confused!
"Which fool dares to scold me?"
The librarian also yelled!
He was not very lucky today. He was called by the bald professor to find a lot of ancient and old books. He carried these books and had to walk downstairs to deliver them to the professor's car. Now he was covered in dust. He had been picked up just now.
Xiao Chenfeng straightened up, but the zipper of his pants was unzipped in public!
I didn’t expect that some people would call themselves fools now!
Without thinking, he called the other person a fool in reply, only to see that the other person was indeed a fool.
In such a quiet and elegant place like the library, he was dressed as if he were in a bathhouse. He was wearing only underpants and swimming trunks, with banana peels under his feet, and continued to slide down the corridors of the library like skis.
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"What kind of lunatic is messing around in the library? I'll kill him!"
The administrator cursed.
He thought to himself that there was surveillance here. If the principal knew that there were people in the library dressed like bathhouses and skiing in the corridors of the library on banana peels, his job would be ruined!
"Help! Be careful!"
Gao Xiang is only one meter away from the administrator.
He was dancing around and didn't know what to do. As long as he hit it, if he hit it at Bolt's 100-meter sprint speed, he would definitely be bruised and swollen!
"Fool, stay away -"
The librarian was panicked.
He is holding a thick stack of books in his hand, which is crumbling, and there is a bookshelf of important ancient books behind him. If this fool bumps into him, the consequences will be more terrifying than an earthquake!
He didn't dare to think about it, and instinctively moved aside!
But he dodged to the left, and Gao Xiang also dodged to the left. He dodged to the right, and Gao Xiang also dodged to the right as if he was following a ghost.
It's like the two drivers who caused an accident. The tacit understanding between the two is so good.
"Idiot, don't follow me!"
The librarian yelled.
He suddenly realized that no matter how he hid, the fool opposite him was moving in the same direction as him!
The girls in the library laughed like crazy!
Unexpectedly, Gao Xiang actually slid to the side of his uncle, the librarian, and both of them moved in the same direction.
"Hahahaha, they are indeed uncle and nephew, they are literally carved from the same mold!"
"Both these uncles and nephews are equally incompetent in their speech. They act like fools when they open their mouths or shut up. I didn't expect that they would receive retribution today!"
"Yes, these two idiot uncles and nephews have been calling each other idiots just now. Their uncle and nephew really have a very good relationship!"
These girls are happier than watching a 3D movie in the cinema. This is simply a live-action farce, more exciting than watching Running Man!
Jiang Liying and Lin Suyan were sitting in the back room of the library, but they still saw Gao Xiang's scene!
"Suyan, look at this Gao Xiang, he's so funny. He's stepping on a banana peel like he's stepping on a hot wheel. Does he think he's Nezha, or something?"
Jiang Liying laughed and said.
Although she and Lin Suyan were sitting inside just now, they still saw Gao Xiang's farce with their own eyes, including the fact that he just took off his clothes like he was walking in a bathhouse, put his hand into his pants to look for snakes, and stepped on snakes in the air!
"This guy is really - funny!"
Lin Suyan also burst into laughter.
She has been concentrating on cultivation and Taoism these past few days, so she has not had any entertainment activities such as watching movies and variety shows, but today Gao Xiang actually brought the library into chaos, and exciting plots continued to take turns.
"Without makeup, look at that young man."
Jiang Liying looked at Xiao Chenfeng and Xia Yuchen.
She also saw the scene when Xiao Chenfeng saved Xia Yuchen just now. When Xia Yuchen ran into the library just now, she almost fell down, but Xiao Chenfeng moved slightly and hugged Jiang Yuchen in a princess hug. Jiang Liying felt very envious.
"Liying, it seems you have no chance."
Lin Suyan joked.
She also saw Xiao Chenfeng saving Xia Yuchen just now, and after Xia Yuchen was rescued by Xiao Chenfeng, she seemed to have a good impression of Xiao Chenfeng. She felt that the two of them were like a match made in heaven. She watched Xia Yuchen hiding behind Xiao Chenfeng.
In Chen Feng's arms, there was a different feeling in his heart.
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Xiao Chenfeng looked at Xia Yuchen in front of him.
"Okay, it's okay."
He rubbed Xia Yuchen's hair.
She felt that Xia Yuchen in front of her was like her own sister. She was so fragile and pitiable. She was now like a scared kitten.
"Well, thank you."
Xia Yuchen raised his head and looked at Xiao Chenfeng in front of him.
To be continued...