Chapter 203 Wooden people?
The little guy really thought about this sudden question seriously, and then asked with a serious look: "Then do you want to give birth to fat babies?"
Oh, even though he was innocent, Zhou Heng felt that he was blushing and quickly changed the topic: "Get up, are you hungry? Do you want to have a meal?"
When the little guy asked, his eyes rolled and he suddenly said loudly:
"I don't want to eat, I want to pee!"
"Oh, then you come out quickly!" The shadow of last night was still there. If he peed on the bed now, it would be over. Zhou Heng quickly took him out.
But the little guy laughed and lay on the bed, his butt facing the sky:
"I lied to you, haha!"
Oh my god, he actually lies. Zhou Heng was speechless and didn't plan to pay attention to him anymore. He turned over and got out of bed to control himself to change his clothes and wear shoes, but found that he couldn't find the shoes: "Hey, where are my shoes?"
"Has it been stolen by a mouse?" The lying child immediately raised his head curiously, and the man stood up on the bed, leaning on her shoulder and looking to the ground.
The word "Mouse" made Zhou Heng shake. The mouse was so big that it could take away a pair of shoes?
Even if there are mice, they shouldn't be bored to take off their shoes, right? It's said that Xiaoyingzi did it almost the same, but Xiaoyingzi is quite well-behaved, and Chuntao raised him well, so she was afraid of making Shen Fu angry.
If you let it come to the main courtyard, now there is Ahua again, so it is absolutely impossible to put it in the upper room.
Besides, the princess’s baby son cannot have seen a real mouse, it should be just a novel idea of a child, right? It may be the impression left by listening to stories in the past.
I didn't pay much attention to it and just focused on watching it around the ground, but I really couldn't find my shoes.
Later, Zhou Heng became suspicious and said to himself:
"It's so strange. Was it really taken away by a mouse?"
If you want to say that the clothes were taken to wash by Chuntao in the morning, but the shoes on his feet were not enough. Zhou Heng felt that his mind was a little overwhelmed. After looking around, he sat back on the edge of the bed, and then left behind.
The little guy wearing a bath towel on the bed took the opportunity to lie on her back.
"Okay, my shoes are definitely not in the house anyway, and I can't leave you and run to find Sister Chuntao who is good for going to bed early and getting up early," Zhou Heng patted his little butt behind his back, and he also jumped onto his back.
OK, although the little guy is a little fat, it is not too heavy: "Come on, sister will take you out to find her to see if she has taken it away."
When Ah Hua heard this, he was very excited. He hugged her neck with his fat arms and shouted happily:
"Go and find Sister Chuntao and grab the shoes back!"
OK, it seems to be playing a game, so Zhou Heng walked out barefoot with him in his back, and told him: "Don't move around, hug my neck tightly."
The child obediently hugged her neck while still shouting:
"Sister Chuntao, Sister Chuntao, where are you?"
"Yes, Sister Chuntao, where are you hiding? We're here to find you!" Zhou Heng also cooperated very well, and the two of them walked towards the door laughing.
"Oh, it's all right, my little ancestor!" Shen Yi's laughter came from outside the door, and I thought I could hear their voices.
When I stepped into the door and saw the two of them in this way and behaved like this, I couldn't help but be stunned for a moment:
"You two are...?"
"We are going to find Sister Chuntao, she took away her sister's shoes secretly!" Ahua on her back was even more excited when she saw her mother coming. She hurriedly explained to her. Zhou Heng had to add with a smile:
"I can't find my shoes, I want to ask Chuntao."
"Can't find it?" Shen Yi looked down at Zhou Heng's barefoot, and then slapped her hands suddenly: "Oh no, I forgot Ah Fu's advice!"
While saying apologetically to Zhou Heng, "Wait, I'll bring it to you now!"
While hurriedly, I went out again, and when I left, I also carried a small bag in my hand.
"Oh, it turns out that it was taken away by your mother. It's not Sister Chuntao or a mouse." Although Zhou Heng felt strange, he heard that Shen Yi mentioned Chen Fu just now, so he didn't ask anymore, just turned his head and back. The little guy on the side was joking.
But Ah Hua giggled: "Mom is a mouse, I stole my sister's shoes!" It's really fun. It turned out that my mother was playing games with her. She was holding a bag in her hand just now, so her shoes must be hidden. in.
"Your mother is not a mouse!" Zhou Heng quickly corrected him, feeling that most of the bag was the clothes he brought to Ah Hua.
"Mom is a mouse, a mouse that steals shoes!" The child found it even more fun, giggling on her back, making Zhou Heng's ears itchy by the heat he exhaled.
Zhou Heng turned around and threatened him: "I'm still laughing, let's throw you off!"
Of course, the little guy on his back laughed louder and more proudly.
The two were having fun, and Chen Fu actually walked in at this time. Seeing Zhou Heng barefoot Ah Hua happily spinning around the room, his frown suddenly let go, and he smiled and said :
"Oh, finally got up? Have you eaten breakfast?"
"Not yet. I just got up and couldn't find my shoes, but my elder sister went to get them for me." Zhou Heng explained quickly, then turned his head to ask the little guy on his back:
"Do you want to pee? If you want to pee, say. If you dare to pee on my back, I will beat you up to search for your teeth!"
"What does it mean to look for teeth all over the ground?" The little guy didn't care about the first half of the sentence, so he asked curiously what the second half of the sentence meant.
"Uh," Zhou Heng glanced at him and explained casually, "It's just... I won't play with you anymore!"
"Then are you going to play with your uncle?" Seeing that she looked at Chen Fu, the little guy continued to ask. It happened that Chen Fu came over and wanted to carry him off Zhou Heng's back, but he was still smiling for this. Say something to her:
"This kid is quite heavy, so let him go to the floor to play by himself. I've already let Chuntao brush the floor in the morning!"
The little guy suddenly felt unhappy when he heard this. Before he could play enough, he was very interesting to turn around, so he kicked his legs and clamped Zhou Heng's waist. At the same time, he hugged Zhou Heng's neck tighter and refused to let go.
So one wanted to carry him down, but the other refused. During the stalemate between the two guys, the little guy suddenly shouted loudly, and even cried:
"I don't want my sister to get married with you!"
It was broken, Zhou Heng quickly squatted down and loosened his hands and put the little brat down the ground, and turned his head to ask the little guy with a smile:
"Oh, Ah Hua, are we going to play a game of Wood Man?"
I didn't dare to look at Chen Fu's eyes, but I just hoped to divert the children's attention.
Sure enough, although the little guy's arms were still being held by Shen Fu, his feet had already hit the ground. Seeing the bath towel on his body dragging it long on the ground and happily stomping on his feet, he forgot to say just now I happily answered:
"good!"
But he forgot, Chen Fu did not forget it. Even Chen Fu didn't think much about it, thinking that it was a joke that Shen Yi had to talk to his son casually on weekdays, but Zhou Heng's performance showed him something Clues.
Time flies. After that scene last night, Chen Fu, who had already been determined to do so, did not intend to miss this opportunity that might have seen the other party's sincerity, so he let go of his hand and squatted down and instead touched his nephew's head. , and then asked him very gently:
"Be good at Ah Hua, you just said, who is going to get married to your uncle?"
Zhou Heng thought it was not good, so he quickly wanted to turn around and cover the little guy's mouth. Unfortunately, he was gently covered by a pair of big hands as soon as he turned around, and then watched the little guy pat himself while he was chasing. On the shoulder, he said with a smile:
"It's sister!"
Chapter completed!