Chapter 179 Since I saw the dogking, why not worship?(1/2)
Last night's plan was very successful. It can be said to be the first successful operation of the Maomao Huangtian Sect since its establishment!
Therefore, Zhuang Jiao Miao, the leader of Maomao Huangtian Sect, decided to gather all Daqushuai together, eat cat food, drink cat wine from a large bowl, and smoke catnip vigorously.
Not only that, their Maomao Cult also bought a batch of American-style dried fish, intending to enjoy it with the people.
As a result, just when the leader Zhang Jiao Miao was about to set off, he was recalled by Chen Xing, the leader of the Miao Miao Kingdom, who sent twelve messages in succession, saying that he was going to participate in some bullshit composition contest.
Therefore, the power of the Maomao Cult fell on Zhang Liangmiao and Zhang Baomiao of Wolongfengxiao.
After the two generals Ren Gong and Di Gong took power, they immediately began to collect information.
As a result, they discovered that there were many kittens around who didn’t want to fuck anymore!
Kittens are like this. When they encounter something they are interested in, they will actively participate in it. When the interest wears off, they begin to become indifferent.
This is also normal behavior for cats, but the associate professor Zhang Baomiao and Zhang Liangmiao were not happy!
Maomao Cult does not raise traitors!
Don’t think that we kittens don’t dare to be cruel, we kittens are by no means kind!
Therefore, Zhang Baomiao and Zhang Liangmiao quickly cut the knot and directly summoned the Maomao Cult's most ferocious double-flowered red stick, the little local dog Sangbiao!
I plan to ask Sangbiao to give some color to the guy who wrote that he betrayed Maomao Huangtian Sect!
What kind of dog is Sangbiao? He is the number one thug of the Cat Sect. Even though he is just a little dog, he is absolutely not merciless when it comes to biting people. He once had the experience of fighting Chihuahuas, Teddy and Pomeranians with his own strength.
The dog doesn't talk much. After catching you, he will directly ask you what 1000-7 equals, causing you as much pain as washing kelp!
This is the strength of Maomao’s Shuanghuahongzhu!
However, although Sangbiao doesn't talk much, he is actually not a simple-minded person with well-developed limbs.
Because the cunning paparazzi does not use his brain, he will remain a cunning paparazzi all his life.
Sangbiao has always had a wish in his heart, that is to become a bully among dogs, rule the entire Gaohai, and become the dog king of Gaohai.
But in its mind, there is always a mountain that cannot be crossed.
That is a dog named ‘Chen Xing’.
Regardless of whether it was the leader or the two deputy leaders, whenever they mentioned this name, they would gnash their teeth and denounce each other as vampire dogs. This made Sang Biao remember it in his heart.
I will definitely surpass Chen Xing and become a unique dogking!
I would rather make a mistake than do nothing!
The mad dog Sangbiao applies to fight!
The fortune teller said that I am a general who can achieve great success, but I don’t agree. I think those who come out to fool around have to decide for themselves whether they live or die!
Woof woof woof!
"..."
Looking at Sangbiao's figure leaving under the noon sun, Zhang Baomiao and Zhang Liangmiao couldn't help but nodded with satisfaction.
This is the little brother they need!
The disaster beast Sangbiao, the number one combat force of Maomao Huangtian Sect!
After Sangbiao had completely left, Zhang Liangmiao and Zhang Baomiao saw the leader Zhuang Jiaomiao who had come out from the backyard. They immediately came up to him and asked, "Brother, how about some composition competition? I must have said that
With my eldest brother’s strength, it shouldn’t be a problem to take first place, right~"
"Don't mention it. The first one is Chen Xing. He awarded himself an award."
Zhang Jiaomiao mentioned it casually, then looked around and suddenly asked: "Where is Sangbiao? I came to him this time to ask him to meet Chen Xingjian. After all, he is also a disaster beast. We are now at the beginning of our business.
, I don’t have much money, so I have to use these ‘paper skills’ to deceive Chen Xing into spending some money.”
Zhang Jiao Miao believed that as long as he moved the disaster beast Sangbiao out, he would be able to defraud Chen Xing of thousands of dollars.
When Zhang Liangmiao and Zhang Baomiao heard what their elder brother said, they couldn't help but look at each other.
And Zhang Jiao Miao did not stop at all, and continued: "Where did I talk before I left? Those members who have lost their minds about the Maomao Sect, right? It doesn't matter, let them go, our Maomao Sect wants it.
They are loyal elites!”
"How much money you spend will prove how magnanimous you are!"
Zhang Jiao was full of confidence, and he meowed directly: "How many cats have betrayed me, and I will give away ten bags of cat food when I say so. Why? Because I will give ten bags of cat food to the cats who betrayed me."
, cats who will be loyal to me in the future will have hundreds of bags or even cat cans, catnip and exclusive dried fish! Listen to the applause!”
The two brothers Zhang Liangmiao and Zhang Baomiao looked at each other again, then folded their paws together and began to applaud. However, the cat's paws could not make a sound, but this made Zhang Jiaomiao very satisfied.
Zhang Jiao Miao was full of confidence and continued: "How is it? After I received the 50,000 yuan action fee, I directly gave 5,000 yuan to Jing Long Miao and learned a perfect set of speech techniques from him.
, it seems that the revitalization of Maomao Huangtian Sect is now."
"There are others. For example, there is a foreigner named Kobe... But this must be wrong. The foreigner's first name and last name are reversed. This foreigner's last name should be Bi..."
"Brother."
After hesitating for a moment, Zhang Liangmiao said: "Your plan is slightly different from our understanding."
"What deviation?"
"We just sent Sangbiao over to snatch the rebellious cat's cat food."
Zhang Jiao Miao:???
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Xiao Yan has always felt that her cat is acting strange recently.
What's so strange... Xiao Yan can't explain clearly. Anyway, she just feels that her cat has been absent-minded recently, and she couldn't see the cat last night.
Xiao Yan deeply suspected that her cat had sneaked out while she was not at home!
Although she has no evidence, a woman's intuition is always accurate.
She took the whole morning off today and took a good look at her cats at home, but found nothing different, which made Xiao Yan a little puzzled.
Could it be that these past few days have been all my imagination?
Xiao Yan shook her head and went downstairs skillfully, preparing to drive to the company to work.
However, Xiao Yan just came downstairs when she noticed a "coo coo coo" sound coming from above her head. This made her couldn't help but look up and found a row of pigeons flying at low altitude. The look inexplicably made Xiao Yan want to
I picked up the fighter planes from the World War II movies I watched.
'Does anyone keep pigeons around here?'
This was the first time Xiao Yan saw flocks of pigeons near the community, which made her a little surprised. However, before she could react, pigeon droppings gradually began to rain in the sky!
"Fuck me!"
Along with a classic Chinese quintessence, Xiao Yan's white car has now become a black car.
After the pigeons dropped their bombs, they quickly left the crime scene, pretending to be in a situation where they had never been there, leaving only a vehicle baptized with pigeon shit and its owner Xiao Yan!
Xiao Yan was stunned at this moment. She never dreamed that one day she would be attacked by a pigeon.
What happened?
Immediately afterwards, Xiao Yan's screams spread throughout the community.
Upstairs at this moment, the little local dog Sangbiao was nimbly climbing into the room from the balcony. He looked at Xiao Yan's little female cat named 'Xiaohua' with a ferocious look on his face, glaring angrily: "Woof, woof, woof woof!"
"Meow~"
"Woof woof!"
After a conversation that no one could understand, neither the cat nor the dog, Sangbiao rushed forward without hesitation and grabbed the cat food distributed by the great virtuous teacher Zhang Jiaomiao.
He came over and saw that Xiao Hua seemed to want to step forward, so he slapped Xiao Hua's head without hesitation and warned it not to act rashly.
'This is the consequences of betraying us. Be careful when you go out in the future. I am in this community and I will beat you every time I see you. I will definitely not get you any good results!'
After Sangbiao pointed at Xiao Hua who looked aggrieved, he jumped off the balcony gracefully, facing the sun, as if he was already the dog king who dominated the entire Gaohai City, the legendary dogking!
Xiaohua looked at Sangbiao who had taken away her cat's food with an aggrieved look on her face, and almost cried.
…
After completing the mission, Sangbiao walked on the road with his chest raised and a bag of cat food in his mouth. He felt like a victorious general, showing off his power.
Bad repair dog Sangbiao, a nightmare in the night alleys of Gaohai City! It’s so scary!
But when Sangbiao arrived at the gate of the community, he saw his leader and two deputy leaders waiting for him at the gate of the community.
Seeing this scene, Sangbiao couldn't help but feel a little happy. He walked over directly and shouted intimately: "Woof!"
But what Sangbiao didn't expect was that the expressions of the three leaders were very calm, and the expressions of the two deputy leaders were even more embarrassed.
What's wrong?
Sangbiao didn't quite understand what was happening now, so he could only wag his tail and stick out his tongue, pretending that he was a good dog.
Seeing Sang Biao's appearance, Zhang Jiao Miao sighed deeply, and then looked at Zhang Liang Miao beside him: "You can bring the cat food to comfort him. You can't let other cats know that our cat Huang Tianjiao has betrayed his trust.
, do those things that add insult to injury!”
To be continued...