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Chapter 234 My name is Xiuning Meow, I'm an emotional letdown(1/2)

Shishimiao took the initiative in speaking, and while talking like this, she and Xiuningmiao walked towards other places, chattering, and seemed to be very keen to introduce Xiuningmiao to the situation here.

He was more than twice as enthusiastic as when he introduced the situation to Su Zhemiao.

Su Chemiao, Xiaosu Bachelor; Xiuningmiao, Li Sanniangzi.

Although Bachelor Su is also great, compared with Lady Li Sanniang, she is not that great.

As the two cats drifted away, Qingzhao Meow wanted to follow them, but at this moment, Chen Xing stopped Qingzhao Meow.

When Huo Guangmiao saw this, he immediately shouted: "Let's go, let's go. There's nothing to see anymore, meow~"

"Delaying my driving practice time!"

"Delaying our time watching the show!"

After muttering something, Qu Bing Meow and Yuan Zhang Meow trotted toward the backyard.

Seeing the second cat behaving like this, Jinglong’s cat followed suit and immediately muttered: “It’s taking me... hiccup~ to eat!”

The other kittens didn't say anything and just did what they had to do. Su Shimiao also enthusiastically took Su Zhemiao upstairs, intending to go to the kitchen to show off his skills and show Su Zhemiao what it means to be the best among literati.

Cooking.

Cats who can cook are tough when they talk!

On the other side, Qingzhao Miao, who was stopped by Chen Xing, glanced at Chen Xing and said, "What do you want to do? If you have anything to do, please tell me quickly. Don't let Shi Shimiao's little hoof take all the limelight, meow!

"

It can be seen that Qingzhao Miao seems to be very anxious and impatient.

Seeing this situation, Chen Xing couldn't help but snicker for a while, saying that he finally had the opportunity to 'take care of' Qingzhao Meow!

But after seeing Qingzhao Miao's eyes again, which could be said to be murderous, Chen Xing spoke decisively and stated his purpose: "This time, I mainly want to ask you about quick words to use to insult people on the Internet."

On the way back, Chen Xing thought for a long time, not knowing how to help Su Shimiao and Su Zhemiao defeat Qingzhao Miao.

It would not be good to take action directly. Then Qingzhao Miao would know that it was him who was responsible. When the time comes, the city gate would be on fire and the pond fish would be affected, which Chen Xing did not want to see.

Therefore, the most ideal situation is to allow Su Shi and Su Zhe to have the ability to defeat Qingzhao.

But to be honest, although Su Shimiao and Su Zhemiao have extraordinary literary talents, they are really the lower realm of Wenquxing, but at this level of blasphemy... I can only say that Wenquxing is still very polite, unlike Qingzhao Miao, who is so degrading to being polite.

Su Zhe Miao was okay, but Su Shi Miao was determined to have a fight with Qing Zhao Miao.

In this regard, Chen Xing’s evaluation is...

You, Su Shi, are always thinking about attacking people. Can he attack someone? He can’t! Do you know that he doesn’t have this ability?

Although this is the evaluation in his heart, Chen Xing can't really say this, right? Therefore, he will rack his brains to come up with an excellent plan for Su Shimiao and Su Zhemiao.

Finally, just now.

Chen Xing came up with an excellent plan, which was to 'learn from the foreigners and develop skills to control the foreigners'!

Let Qingzhao Miao teach him the skills of bullying, and then teach this skill to Su Shimiao and Su Zhemiao, so as to improve their skills of bullying.

He is such a resourceful genius!

Chen Xing praised himself in his heart, saying that he was really the smartest person in the world.

Listening to Chen Xing's voice, Qingzhao Miao was a little surprised, but she didn't suspect anything. She immediately said: "It all depends on one's talent to criticize others. If the talent is not good, even if you are given the Jiuyin Manual, you can practice it."

There’s no reason why.”

Well, that's indeed the truth.

However, I don’t need any talent to antagonize others. I just need to teach Su Shimiao and Su Zhemiao so that they can have a certain ability to fight back when facing Qingzhao Miao.

After all, expecting the two of them to defeat Qingzhao Miao is tantamount to wishful thinking.

"Originally I wasn't going to reveal this special skill, but I'm very relieved to see that you summoned Mrs. Li Sanniang."

Qingzhao Meow's voice rang like a bell, and it could be heard that Qingzhao Meow was actually very happy inside.

He was even so happy that Chen Xing didn't know how to describe it.

It seems that Qingzhao Meow is really Xiuning Meow’s little fangirl, otherwise she wouldn’t be so happy.

Chen Xing nodded, and then heard Qingzhao Miao continue: "The skills of insulting people on the Internet are very advanced, and even if some powerful people tell you, you won't understand, so I plan to give you a quick way."

"A quick fix?"

After Chen Xing heard the word 'quick success', his subconscious reaction was that it was unreliable.

After all, no matter what era it is in, quick success always means the same thing, which is unreliable.

In everyone's subconscious mind, quick achievement means there is no essence.

Seemingly understanding what Chen Xing meant, Qingzhao couldn't help but sneer and said: "Meow~ With your level, you won't be able to learn advanced skills in a short time. I guess you only have three minutes of heat. The heat is over." Once it’s gone, it’s gone.”

After that, before Chen Xing could say anything, Qingzhao Miao took the initiative and said: "The battle on the Internet mainly focuses on the three axes, namely Dian, Ji and Xiao."

"Dian, Ji and Xiao?"

Chen Xing was a little puzzled, but just listening to these three names, Chen Xing felt like he had seen them before. He felt like he had seen them somewhere before, but he just couldn't remember.

"That's right, these are the three axes."

Qingzhao Miao nodded approvingly, and then said: "When the guy who is facing you refutes or has a slight mood swing, immediately launch the 'urgent' tactic and just say you are in a hurry."

"When he announces his tactics, he directly uses the 'Dictionary within Dictionary' tactic. He only needs to say the word 'Dictionary', and then there is no need to reply, which will naturally make the opponent's blood pressure soar."

"The last step is the 'filial son's offensive'. As long as your opponent says anything about other targets, you will use 'filial son' as an excuse to launch a fierce offensive."

"Learning these three moves will not make you invincible in the world, but it will definitely make you invincible in one-third of an acre of land." Qingzhao Miao said casually, "Of course, the 'just this' offensive is nothing more than this. It’s already so far behind the times that it can’t be considered a three-step plan.”

Chen Xing:……

Why do I feel like this is not a tutorial on taunting people, but a method for cultivating Internet trolls.

Chen Xing's evaluation is... This is a quick fix for cans, it's really a classic within a classic.

"Isn't there some high-end and classy way?" Chen Xing couldn't help but ask.

"This low-end method is more suitable for you." Qingzhao Miao said euphemistically, "It is more in line with your temperament."

Chen Xing:……

Cursing, right? You curse again!

However, Chen Xing still firmly memorized these three axes, plus the "just this offensive", and he learned useless knowledge again.

Great! If you get scolded in the future, you can use it as a can. That’s great!

"By the way." Chen Xing suddenly thought of something, "Can you handle this?"

"If there's nothing else, I'll leave first."

Qingzhao Miao smiled contemptuously, did not answer Chen Xing's question, and then left Chen Xing's eyes without looking back.

He quickly caught up with Shishi Meow and Xiuning Meow, then hurriedly gave Shishi Meow two paws, and the three cats walked away chattering away.

Chen Xing didn't hear what was specifically said.

But through the mouth shape... you can't tell the shape of a cat's mouth. Chen Xing can only understand the shape of a human mouth!

Forget it, it doesn't matter, let's just discuss it among the little girls. It can help Xiuning Meow quickly integrate into the group, which is also a good thing.

However, given Xiuning Meow’s situation, she should be able to integrate into the group easily.

What's important now is not this. What's important now is to find an opportunity for Su Shi and Su Zhe to code words together to make money... No, that's wrong. It's to find an opportunity for Su Shi and Su Zhe to learn Qingzhao.'

"Three Banaxes" can compete with Qingzhao Miao.

That's right, that's it.

But where are Su Shimiao and Su Zhemiao staying now?

Chen Xing couldn't help but think a little. He looked up and suddenly found a big orange cat sticking its head out from the stair railing and staring at him.

Chen Xingdao: "Jinglong meow, what are you doing?"

"Let's look at the situation, but... I have something to say. I'm stuck in this railing. Can you pull me out?"

After hearing Jing Longmiao's words, Chen Xing couldn't hold back on the spot.

How thick does his head have to be, and how did it get stuck in?

Chen Xing hurried up the stairs, stood behind the stairs, pulled Jinglongmiao back, carefully pulled Jinglongmiao out, and then said: "What's the matter with you?"

"My dear brother asked me to come and see what you and Qingzhao Miao were doing. I couldn't hear you while standing on the stairs, so I got out to listen, but I got stuck here."

Jinglongmiao said helplessly, and at the same time exhaled a breath, expressing that she was very tired.

Chen Xing glanced at Jing Longmiao, who was as big as a pig. Chen Xing couldn't help but frowned and said, "We've been using weight loss machines for so long, why don't you practice? One hour a day, my health will protect you!"

"

After hearing Chen Xing's words, Jinglongmiao couldn't help but let out a long sigh, expressing Zhuzhu's helplessness.

"Wait a minute, tell me where your brother is?" Chen Xingdao said, "Why did he ask you to eavesdrop on our chat? Wouldn't it be more convenient for him to do it himself?"

This is indeed the case. After all, Huo Guangmiao's ability is almost physical invisibility. If he comes to eavesdrop, he will most likely not be able to detect it.
To be continued...
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