Chapter 7 Daming God of War
A cat and a person are walking on the way home.
The cat was lying on the person's shoulder, staring in all directions seriously, its big watery eyes full of curiosity about the world.
"You said those iron cars running on the road are all cars? What a joke, do you think we don't know cars? What about horses, why don't they use horses to pull cars?"
"If you run so fast, how much food and fodder do you need to eat..."
"When we were emperor, if we had so many chariots..."
Yuan Zhang meowed in Chen Xing's ears all the time, like a child who had never seen the world.
But Chen Xing's mind is not on Yuan Zhangmiao at all now. His mind is now full of 'ghost', 'dragon energy' and 'cat funny stick'.
This world seemed to be beyond Chen Xing's imagination. From the moment he clicked on the game called "Cat Glory", he stepped into a world he had never seen before.
A world that is far removed from the mundane world, a world completely different from ordinary people.
Yuan Zhangmiao was just as curious as when he came here, but after asking several questions but getting no answer, he simply stopped asking anything and waited for his big eyes to look everywhere.
I want to understand this world on my own.
About ten minutes later, Chen Xing returned to his community and climbed up to the third floor skillfully. After opening the door, Yuan Zhang jumped off Chen Xing's shoulder with a 'meow' sound, and then jumped onto the sofa skillfully.
, sat up, pointed at the TV, and said, "Now tell us how to use the remote control you mentioned."
Seeing this, Chen Xing regained his composure, took a deep breath, walked over quickly, and began to teach Yuan Zhang Meow how to use the remote control.
"This is the start button. Press it again and the TV will turn off. This is the sound, this is fast forward, and this is rewind. You can choose the TV series yourself..."
The operation of the TV remote control is not very difficult, and Yuan Zhangmiao is not a fool, so it is easy to get started.
Although Yuan Zhangmiao has not learned much about modern simplified Chinese characters, some simplified characters have been handed down from ancient times after all. The Ming Dynasty used Ming official script, and some fonts are similar to traditional Chinese characters. After a quick guess, he can guess the use of the remote control.
Way.
After Chen Xing played "The Great Concubine of the Ming Dynasty" to Yuan Zhang, Yuan Zhang immediately meowed twice and then watched "The Great Concubine of the Ming Dynasty" attentively.
For a kitten, there seems to be nothing more attractive than watching TV shows.
"Yuanzhang meow?"
While Yuan Zhang Miao was watching TV, Chen Xing cautiously called Yuan Zhang Miao: "What is Dragon Qi and how should I use it?"
"Dragon Qi is also the Qi of the Emperor, but we still prefer to call it Dragon Qi because it feels extra domineering."
Yuanzhang Miao stared at the TV intently and responded to Chen Xing's question smoothly: "Why is this picture so blurry? Why do we feel that the picture we saw before going out was clearer, Miao."
Chen Xing raised his head and glanced at the news that the experience time had expired. Chen Xing then remembered that he had received a one-day membership yesterday, which happened to expire while he was out.
Only members can increase the image quality.
"Because I haven't signed up as a member."
"What is membership?"
"Forehead……"
This question stumped Chen Xing. Chen Xing could only explain to Yuan Zhangmiao: "Membership means that you have to pay ten or twenty yuan to the TV company every month, and then you can enjoy paid services and watch some movies."
Paid TV series and high-definition services... Of course, it’s okay if you don’t sign up for this membership, but you just won’t be able to watch member-exclusive programs and high-definition services.”
Hearing what Chen Xing said, Yuan Zhangmiao waved his hand: "Then you can also open a membership for us and treat it as if I borrowed it from you."
"I'm so poor that I can't eat instant noodles anymore, so I have to open a membership for you."
Chen Xing opened a certain green payment software and began to scan the QR code to pay. At the same time, he sighed: "Life is really unpredictable, the big intestine wraps up the small intestine."
Suddenly, Chen Xing thought of something, looked at Yuan Zhangmiao, and suddenly asked: "By the way, you used to be the emperor, do you have any way to make money?"
Yuan Zhang Meow:???
"We can lend you the golden bowl and go out to beg... No, let's go out to beg for alms." Yuan Zhangmiao said sincerely, "If not, you can also become a monk. I know how to recite a few sutras. How about teaching you?"
"Beggars make a lot of money, but they can't get over the hurdles in their hearts." Chen Xing sighed. Normal people basically don't go out to be beggars. "As for monks... Your Majesty, times have changed. Nowadays, monks have very high educational requirements and have to be interviewed. I
If you don’t come from a major, I’m afraid it won’t be that easy.”
"What should we do?"
Yuan Zhangmiao stared at Chen Xing and suddenly said: "We have only had three professions in total. I have already told you the first two, and the last one..."
"Well, it's not impossible. We just watched a TV series that said something very good. I don't know who wrote it. Let me read it to you."
"Suddenly, a madman sharpens his sword at night, and the emperor's star flutters..."
Halfway through his words, Chen Xing quickly stepped forward and covered Yuan Zhangmiao's mouth.
Darling, don’t say this nonsense!
Also, isn’t this the anti-poetry of the famous rebel Zhang Xianzhong in the late Ming Dynasty? Why does it appear in "The Concubine of the Ming Dynasty" set in the early Ming Dynasty? Does the screenwriter have any historical knowledge?!
After Yuan Zhang meow broke free from Chen Xing's shackles, he glared at Chen Xing in displeasure and said, "That's right, this is the fairy world. We just walked around, and there is really no future in this job."
"Then there's nothing we can do..."
Well, Chen Xing didn't expect an ancient cat to bring him any good ways to make money.
You can't let him take you to dig Zhu Yuanzhang's tomb, right?
It’s not like Qin Shi Huang couldn’t be found where he was buried. Excavation of Zhu Yuanzhang’s tomb would damage cultural relics, but he would have to eat and drink for free and get a silver bracelet.
"Forget it, you can continue watching TV."
Chen Xing waved his hands helplessly, and now he no longer thinks about these useless things.
It’s still the ‘cat teasing stick’ that matters!
With this thought in mind, Chen Xing took out his mobile phone, opened "Cat Glory" skillfully, raised the corner of his mouth slightly, and started to click "Cat Summon", preparing to summon a brand new cat.
Chen Xing actually had an indifferent attitude towards summoning cats before, but now that he has learned that cats actually have superpowers and can share them with himself, there is no need to say anything more.
"Shua——"
Accompanied by a majestic sound, a white light suddenly fell in the long river of time, and the figures of cats flashed in front of Chen Xing.
Seeing this situation, Chen Xing couldn't help but sigh in disappointment.
White light.
But if you think about it carefully, the Cat Funny Stick has an 80% chance of summoning ordinary cats, which is quite reasonable.
After this thought flashed through his mind, a big fat orange appeared in front of Chen Xing's eyes.
"Jing Long Meow"
"Grade: Ordinary (White)"
"Occupation: A general who has experienced repeated defeats and battles, a second-generation official."
"Introduction: Yun Wenmiao's most trusted and capable general led 500,000 cats to conquer the rebellious minister Yan King Judy Meow, and suffered repeated defeats. In the final battle, he opened the Jinchuan Gate and welcomed Yan King Judy Meow into the city, declaring the Battle of Jingnan.
Chapter completed!