Zhang Jiaomiao really couldn't accept this ending.

After all, from the very beginning, Zhang Jiao Miao’s development path was like that of the protagonist.

I picked up the secret book when I went up the mountain. It happened to be a plague and I used talisman water to cure the people. There were hundreds of thousands of believers. When I first launched my army, I swept the world and founded the Thirty-Six Directions. This is clearly a script for unifying the world.

But the result is... the experience babies of various princes.

The gap is too big, I can't accept it!

Looking at Zhang Jiao Miao, Chen Xing couldn't help but shook his head.

Regarding this period of history, Chen Xing is also familiar with the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and has a very clear understanding of Zhang Jiao and Chen Xing in the romance.

To put it simply, it can be described in one sentence:

Ah Jiao's high school performance was not ideal, but it also led to the Yellow Turban Uprising on Taiping Road...

Below? There is nothing below.

Looking at Zhang Jiao Miao, who was sitting on the sofa in a stage of self-doubt with a deathly pale face, and then looked at the helpless Zhang Baomiao, Zhang Liang Miao, and Chen Xing coughed twice, and were about to say something, but found Zhang Jiao

Meow stood up immediately and became lively.

"It doesn't matter, failure is not terrible, what is terrible is not admitting failure!" Zhang Jiaomiao was full of fighting spirit, "It doesn't matter if the age of Huang Tian has not come, it will be the same if it comes now!"

"Brother is right!" Zhang Baomiao meowed from the side, "As long as we brothers work together, we will definitely be able to recreate the world of Huang Tian~"

Zhang Liangmiao followed closely: "Me too!"

Seeing this scene, Chen Xing felt something was not right.

Isn’t this just a replica of Yuan Zhangmiao’s advice on making money to himself?

Damn it, they also want to add performance to the police station?

"Now is an unprecedented prosperous age. You'd better stop thinking about your own ideas." Chen Xing coughed twice and stepped forward to interrupt the three brothers. "There is no way to survive the feudal restoration, and it's not like there is no emperor here.

Meow, why don’t you stay well now..."

At this point, Chen Xing's words stopped abruptly.

Wait, Yuan Zhang’s cat seems to be the emperor’s cat now, and there are hundreds of civil and military cats.

The only difference is that in the past he established a unified dynasty, but now he established a small imperial court.

If it’s okay to look at it this way, then what does Zhang Jiao Miao think?

Chen Xing looked at Zhang Jiao Miao and saw Zhang Jiao Miao holding his head high and chest high: "Gather the hearts of the people and make the whole world fall at the feet of Taiping Dao!"

Chen Xing:!!!

This is really a rebel leader!

But it doesn't seem to have any effect.

Because Chen Xing was convinced that normal people could not understand Zhang Jiao Miao's words and could only hear the cry of 'meow meow meow'.

It's just that Chen Xing doesn't know what Zhang Jiao Miao's ability is yet. If Zhang Jiao Miao's ability is to confuse people's hearts, wouldn't he be in trouble?

As for ability, it is actually more like the cat's personal privacy. If it is not necessary, then Chen Xing will not force anything. It seems that Huo Guangmiao's ability has not been known to Chen Xing now, but Chen Xing can probably understand it.

Mostly it's the ability to 'stealth'.

But Zhang Jiao Miao is different. This guy is a true rebel leader.

Thinking of this, Chen Xing smiled and said: "Zhang Jiao Miao, what is your ability?"

"Fu Shui." Zhang Jiao Miao replied matter-of-factly, "I made my fortune with this Fu Shui. Do you understand?"

After that, Zhang Jiao started sketching casually, and a piece of paper appeared out of thin air: "Here comes the whole bowl of water."

When Chen Xing saw this, he picked up the disposable paper cup next to him, took a glass of water, and placed it in front of Zhang Jiaomiao.

When Zhang Jiaomiao saw this, he immediately put the talisman inside, and soon they fused together visibly to the naked eye.

"Fu Shui (Zhang Jiao version)"

"Introducing: The Great Sage Master's Talisman Water."

"Effect: 50% chance of recovering from colds and trauma (serious diseases are not included), 50% chance of mental excitement. (Limited to one use per day)"

Chen Xing:???

What magic elixir?!

Although serious diseases are not included, it is still very useful!

The kind of colds and fractures are the most uncomfortable ones, and they usually last for a week or two!

But what does Zhang Jiao version mean? Is there another version?

then……

Zhang Baomiao and Zhang Liangmiao created a weakened version of Fu Shui for Chen Xing.

10% probability of cure, 10% probability of excitement, 20% probability of aggravating the condition, and 60% probability of ineffectiveness.

Well, it seems that A Bao and A Liang's high school grades were even worse.

Chen Xing asked Zhang Jiao Miao expectantly: "Can you share it with me?"

This ability is very good. In any game, nanny is indispensable.

"Then you want to join Taiping Dao's sect? I can make you the commander-in-chief of the thirty-sixth party!" Zhang Jiaomiao was also full of expectations.

"Forehead……"

After confirming that Zhang Jiao Miao did not have the ability to confuse people, Chen Xing felt relieved: after all, Chen Xing did not believe that there would be a bunch of fools who would be bewitched by the cat and then do something like "Heaven is dead, Huang Tian is here"

.

But just in case, Chen Xing still consoled him: "Don't think so much. Are you just pursuing Huang Tian in your life? You don't need to carry forward Huang Tian now. Many netizens have spontaneously become Huang Tian."

believers."

"Their slogan is 'Huang Tian is above, me and gambling and drug addiction are not in the sky'!"

"Meow?"

Zhang Jiaomiao was a little surprised. He couldn't believe it. Chen Xing found an old sex group in front of him and posted about the dangers of gambling and drugs.

Immediately, a group of netizens posted jokes like "Huang Tian is on top".

Seeing this scene, Zhang Jiao Miao couldn't help but nodded with satisfaction, and said, "These people are really insightful, I appreciate it!"

"What do you call this...a mobile phone? Yes, leave the small box called a mobile phone. I can take a look for myself."

"This is not okay."

Chen Xingyi is right, how can he borrow his mobile phone casually?

So Chen Xing turned to look at Cao Chongmiao, and then waved: "Cang Shu, bring your phone here."

Cao Chongmiao:???

No, watching the excitement can also be affected?

"I don't!" Cao Chongmiao said stubbornly.

"I'll give you my mobile phone to play with, and I'll buy you a new one in two days!" Chen Xingdao.

"Really?" Cao Chongmiao's eyes lit up.

"real."

Chen Xing nodded: Now that he is rich, of course he must equip every cat with a mobile phone.

"Then I want this latest model of Yali worth 14,000 yuan..."

"Get out of my way."

"Just kidding, a three thousand gaming phone is enough..."

"Huo Guangmiao, look at these three."

After giving the last instructions, one person and one cat went downstairs, leaving a second-hand mobile phone on the spot.

The three Zhang Jiao Miao brothers gathered around and looked at each other.

How to use this thing...?

But at this moment, a silver gradually walked silently beside them and said: "This is Du Niang, this is Search..."

"..."

After Huo Guangmiao’s short teaching, Zhang Jiaomiao successfully got started and quickly understood the true meaning of ‘Huang Tian’.

"It turns out that modern people like this."

Zhang Jiao Miao looked thoughtful, and soon an idea flashed across his face. He came up with an idea and said to his two younger brothers:

"Boy, don't you like wood carving? Learn how to make some of these... figures? Yes, when you make a figure, remember to take off your clothes."

"Lao San, don't you like painting? Come, follow this painting and learn this painting method called 'book'."

Zhang Jiao Miao clapped his paws, full of confidence: "As the only one among us who has gone to school, I will reluctantly write some pornographic articles to cheer up Huang Tian."

"With the development of pornographic novels, figures, and notebooks, Taipingdao will definitely be revived!"
Chapter completed!