Chapter 86 Extrajudicial Mad Meow
It's a pity that Jinglongmiao has been suffering from constipation recently, and Jiang Chun still couldn't drink the hot 'Longlong brand cat poop coffee' after all.
However, Chen Xing still arranged for instant coffee for Jiang Chun. The two of them had a cup each and started chatting.
But as soon as he took a sip, Chen Xing felt that the taste of the coffee was a bit strange. He looked up at Jiang Chun and asked, "Jiang Chun, do you think the coffee tastes good?"
"It tastes good." Jiang Chun nodded and exclaimed, "I didn't expect instant coffee to taste so good. It's different from the instant coffee I've had before!"
Hearing what Jiang Chun said, Chen Xing was a little surprised. He looked down at the packaging of the instant coffee and found that the production date was five years ago.
In other words, this instant coffee has expired!
Chen Xing raised his eyebrows and quietly pulled the package to the ground, then put the coffee on the table without saying a word.
But no matter how careful Chen Xing was, Jiang Chun still noticed something strange: "Don't you drink such delicious coffee?"
"No, no, why don't you drink it all." Chen Xing waved his hand.
"Bah, grandpa, I won't drink your saliva."
After Jiang Chun spat, he continued to taste the coffee, which was three years past its shelf life. He seemed quite happy.
After Jiang Chun finished drinking, Chen Xing immediately said: "Why don't you go back first? Doesn't your girlfriend have to get off work? Can you spend more time with your girlfriend?"
Chen Xing just wanted Jiang Chun to leave quickly, otherwise he would have to 'squirt' in his own store later.
"What's the rush?"
Jiang Chun didn't know about Xiao Jiujiu in Chen Xing's heart, and didn't care about it: "She gets off work at half past five, and it's only five o'clock now."
Seeing Jiang Chun's appearance, Chen Xing had no idea what to do. Just when he was about to tell him the 'truth' of the matter, he found that Jiang Chun's cell phone suddenly rang.
Jiang Chun glanced at the phone casually, his face suddenly changed, and then he said to Chen Xing: "Send me a WeChat message on the official opening day, and I will bring my girlfriend to support you."
After saying that, he hurriedly walked out the door.
Jiang Chun left in a hurry, but still took away the half cup of coffee in his hand, as if he wanted to go back and drink it.
"Chen Xing, the call he just received was from a call called 'Team Wang'." Huo Guangmiao came and went without a trace, appeared next to Chen Xing, and said to Chen Xing.
"We'll talk about this later."
Chen Xing took a deep breath and walked towards the third floor, ignoring the many cats on the first floor.
He remembered that Zhang Jiao Miao's talisman water seemed to be still there, so he had to drink it quickly, betting on a 50% chance to protect himself from diarrhea.
As soon as he went upstairs, Chen Xing saw the cup of talisman water lying on the ground, and he drank it without hesitation.
Ah, drinking talisman water is a beautiful thing.
Heaven is dead, Huang Tian shall stand!
Chen Xing smacked his lips: "Why does this boiled water have no taste?"
It really has no taste. After the boiled water is mixed with the talisman paper, it still tastes like water. There is no big difference.
But I don’t know why Chen Xing felt a hot feeling all over his body after drinking it, which was very comfortable.
"Here, here!"
Just when Chen Xing was still unfinished and wanted to have another bottle, he suddenly found Zhang Jiao Miao sticking out his little head in the lounge on the third floor and waving to Chen Xing.
"Um?"
Seeing this scene, Chen Xing was a little surprised. He walked over quickly and asked, "What's wrong?"
"It's not safe here, let's take a step to talk."
Zhang Jiao's meowing cat pulled Chen Xing into the corner, looked around warily, and then lowered his voice and meowed: "Good things need to be cut down? They are all just written, a brand new version that you have never seen.
, it doesn’t cost a penny, all you need to do is recite my blessings of peace.”
Chen Xing:?
What the hell, it’s so mysterious.
"what is this?"
Chen Xing asked casually: "Is it Fu Shui? Give it more, that thing is quite useful."
"My mana has dropped a lot. I can only do the talisman water once a day. Let's talk about it tomorrow."
Zhang Jiao Miao stuffed a stack of paper into Chen Xing's cell phone with lightning speed, and then closed the door with a 'pop'.
Chen Xing:?
What kind of airplane is Zhang Jiaomiao doing again?
Chen Xing picked up the paper casually. The handwriting on it was very clear and beautiful. At a glance, he knew it was written by a great intellectual.
But Chen Xing doesn't care about Zhang Jiaomiao's handwriting now, but...
"Bai Jie's sequel?!"
Chen Xing stared at the question in stunned silence, and then looked back.
I don’t need to say much about the following content. I couldn’t pass the review at all. I just read two or three paragraphs of Chen Xing and I felt a bit stunned.
Without hesitation, Chen Xing opened the door directly, and then he saw Zhang's three cats sitting in the corner. One was writing fast, the other was drawing fast, and the other one had made a carving knife from nowhere.
, is engraving the heroine of a popular anime in Neon!
At this moment, Chen Xing felt like he was in some processing factory in Neon Country.
"What are you doing, what are you doing? This is the headquarters of Taipingdao. If you are not a believer, please get out of here!"
Zhang Jiaomiao immediately hid the unfinished manuscript behind his back, then bared his teeth and claws at Chen Xing: These can only be distributed tomorrow and cannot be looked at by thieves.
There were pornographic articles, small notebooks and undressed wood carvings all over the place. Chen Xing's eyesight went dark and he almost fainted because of the dog meowing.
If it breaks, I will become a bounty!
Spread obscenity and pornography, organize a cult organization...
Fortunately, he discovered it early, otherwise Chen Xing felt that after using Maomao coins to exchange money today, the game might have suggested that he should surrender!
It is said that the cat committed the crime, but who would believe it?
I'm afraid even Jiang Chun's department won't believe that cats can draw notebooks and write pornographic articles, right?
What’s worse is that I am an online writer, and my expertise is the same...
"Confiscate it all and turn it over to me!"
Without hesitation, Chen Xing started to implement the plan of "burning books and catching cats", directly lifting the skin of Zhang Jiao Miao's neck, grabbing Zhang Jiao Miao, and then glared at Zhang Bao Miao and Zhang Liang Miao.
When the two little cats saw that their elder brother had been captured, they immediately meowed loudly: "Rescue brother!"
"Meow!"
Then he rushed in front of Chen Xing and started a series of meow fist attacks.
Chen Xing waved his hand and directly pushed Zhang Baomiao and Zhang Liangmiao to the ground.
I am Chen Xing, the Meow King, with the unstoppable courage of ten thousand meows!
"Zhang Jiao Miao, the topic I am going to talk about is very serious, you should listen carefully!"
After Chen Xing straightened Zhang Jiao Miao's body, he said to Zhang Jiao Miao: "These things of yours cannot be used as the foundation for the development of Taiping Road. These are illegal behaviors. You must be a good cat who is polite and understands the law!"
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Although he usually looks happy, Chen Xing doesn't want to get a pair of fashionable silver bracelets and a cool prison uniform for free and go in to sing the free KTV "Tears Behind Bars".
However, if the three brothers were allowed to eat alone in private, Chen Xing would not mind tasting the culture from 1,800 years ago.
This sentence made Zhang Jiao Miao a little puzzled: "I am a rebel leader, and I am an outlaw."
What an outlaw meow!
Zhang Jiao Miao's attitude was extremely arrogant and bad, which made Chen Xing a little bit intolerable.
But at this moment, a voice suddenly came from behind: "Wait a minute, I have a plan, please listen carefully."
Chapter completed!