The car overturned during the live broadcast, which made Juan a little embarrassed.

But what made him feel even more uncomfortable was the throbbing in his intestines.

After eating that biscuit at the entrance of the village, Juan felt uncomfortable in his stomach. He thought he would be able to get over it if he endured it, but he didn't expect that it was getting worse now.

Juan hastily ended the live broadcast of "Exploring the Customs of Dragon People".

Before switching the live broadcast to video, he took a look at the ratings.

With tens of thousands of viewers, it seems that this live broadcast is quite popular.

There were also many people giving rewards, but Juan didn't have time to check them carefully because his stomach was urging him.

"Morgan, I need to use the bathroom."

"There are no toilets in the village, Frodo, take the boss to the RV."

With the support of the halfling Frodo, Juan endured the pain that was getting stronger and stronger, and moved to the RV with difficulty, and locked himself in the small bathroom.

Perhaps in order to take care of humanoid creatures whose sizes are hugely different from humans, squatting pits are used in the bathroom.

Juan took off his pants and squatted down.

But just as the gate below him opened uncontrollably, a window popped out of Juan's field of vision without warning.

The huge alliance emblem serves as the background, occupying almost the entire window.

"What's going on? Where is the option to turn it off? Damn it! Why can't it be turned off? Am I poisoned?"

Just when Juan was wondering, a man in black wearing sunglasses and looking paralyzed walked into the window.

He calmly sat on the chair in front of the badge, and then introduced himself:

"This is the Alliance Bureau of Investigation. I am Agent K. I have some simple questions that I need you to answer."

Juan did not doubt the identity of the other party, because no hacker would use the alliance badge as his logo.

But the pain in his stomach was not over yet, so Juan begged, "Please wait a moment, I'm not in a good position right now."

"It seems that you don't know much about our Alliance Investigation Bureau, so I'll take some time to explain it to you.

"We at the Alliance Bureau of Investigation are part of the Department of Justice, and our creed is --

loyalty,

unity,

justice(candor)

Kindness.

"We have the authority to investigate all criminal acts and suspected criminal acts.

"The person being investigated is not allowed to shirk the blame or obstruct the investigation in any form. Did you hear that clearly?"

"I'm not refusing the investigation, I mean can you wait a while? I'm really inconvenient now."

"Listen, I am a senior agent. You must know that I usually deal with major cases such as alien creatures destroying the main star."

Huan, who was stunned by Agent K's aura, temporarily forgot about the turmoil in his stomach.

"Alien creatures destroy the main planet? Oh my god! But I am a human being and my registered residence is on the main planet. Did you make something wrong?"

"If it hadn't been for the fact that my former partner had just died in the line of duty and I was required to stay in the office as a result, the superiors would not have sent me to investigate you.

"Actually, I'm not interested in your case at all, so you'd better not waste my time. Do you understand?"

It seems that he is not involved in any major conspiracy to destroy the main star.

Juan breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Pfft~".

Agent K, whose face seemed to be paralyzed, continued: "The Alliance Investigation Bureau received a report. Someone reported that in your video "Life is priceless, stay away from scumbags, the elf "Yourong" said", there were pornographic and violent scenes that were not suitable for children.

, what’s your explanation for this?”

"I just recorded what happened at the scene realistically."

"Seriously? Let me see the video.

"Wow, this elf is on point, but she didn't reveal three points. It seems that the reporter made a fuss out of a molehill."

Juan complained: "But she was killed! An intelligent creature was destroyed like this!"

"It's nothing. Elves are not protected by alliance laws."

Juan said excitedly: "Don't you think this is cruel? Headshot! 'Crack', the beautiful head exploded like a watermelon!"

"It's nothing. I often do this when dealing with alien creatures that invade the main planet."

Juan's face turned red: "But she is not a criminal, how could she be treated like this?! I think this is too violent."

"Don't say 'you think', but 'I think', I don't think this video is violent at all.

"Okay, the reporter is suspected of malicious reporting. This case is closed. Next, we will deal with another report..."

Juan was so angry that he shouted: "How can you draw such hasty conclusions?!"

Frodo shouted outside the door: "Boss, are you okay?"

Agent K of the Alliance Investigation Bureau said expressionlessly: "Are you an agent or am I an agent? I am investigating you now! Also, whose voice just now belongs to?"

"A servant," Huan called through the door. "Frodo, I'm all right."

"Okay boss, if you need something, just call me and I'll be outside."

“In order to protect the privacy of the persons under investigation, our Alliance Bureau of Investigation’s methods of doing things require that persons under investigation be interrogated in a confidential environment.

"Now I ask you to release the camera and let me confirm whether the environment you are in is secretive."

"Are you kidding me? What kind of privacy protection is this?"

"Please pay attention to your tone. The person in front of you is a senior agent from the Alliance Bureau of Investigation. Are you teaching me how to do things?"

Juan calmed down and realized that he was too impulsive and that the Alliance Bureau of Investigation was not someone he could mess with casually.

Resigned to his fate, he released the gravity-free camera and suspended it in the air to film himself.

"Very well, the environment you are in is more secretive than I thought.

"Now, I ask you to explain the abuse of wild animals in the video "Griffin Hunting Prelude-Demon Antelope Crusade"."

Juan knew that it was illegal to hunt wild animals on the main planet, but he was not sure whether this law would also apply to remote and beautiful planets.

He said uneasily: "I'm just hunting. My guide said you can hunt on the beautiful planet."

"Beautiful planet, what the hell is this place? We still have this planet in our alliance?

"Let me check, hell, it's really there! Why do you want to go to such a nook and cranny?"

"I think……"

"Forget it, no need to explain, it's not important. I found out that hunting on the beautiful planet is not illegal."

Juan breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Pfft~~".

"But the report against you is not about hunting, it's about animal cruelty."

Juan thought about the armored wildebeest that he had blown to pieces with an anti-tank missile. Maybe he had gone too far.

But Agent K said something else: "Before hunting the demon sheep, you made a cut on its head. This is not necessary for hunting. It is a very cruel act of animal cruelty. Do you have any objections to this?"

What explanation?”

"I missed the target."

"You and the devil antelope are only two steps away!"

"It's really a miss!"

"It seems that it is necessary to conduct a lie detector test on you. Let the camera face your face, follow my instructions, and repeat what you just said. Now, say it with a smile."

Juan's stomach began to growl again. He suppressed the discomfort and said with a smile: "I missed the shot."

"Crying."

Juan really wanted to cry, but he couldn't. He frowned and said, "I missed the shot."

"Said angrily."

Juan's face turned red and he roared: "Damn it, I missed it!"

"Said helplessly."

Juan let out a long sigh, showed his current mood on his face, and said, "I missed the target."

"you are lying."

"How can it be?!"

"The polygraph test is unmistakable. The respondent's crime of animal cruelty was found to be true. Your punishment is now announced, with a fine of 0.5 Union Coins."

As soon as Agent K finished speaking, Juan received the news that 0.5 alliance coins were deducted from his account.

Juan was very sure that he had not set up a password-free payment for small amounts, but the other party's deduction did not seem to require him to enter a password.

"This is the end of the investigation. Please rate my investigation below: If you are very satisfied, please press 1; if you are satisfied, please press 2. Thank you and goodbye."

"But where are 1 and 2?"

The window that pops up without warning disappears without warning.

Then Juan discovered that he had more important things to do than finding buttons 1 and 2.

"Frodo!"

"I'm here, boss."

"Come in and help me, my legs are numb."


Chapter completed!