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Chapter 195(1/2)

We still followed the way we came, but due to artificial gravity, all the floating objects disappeared.

The knives, forks, dinner plates, trash cans, towels, socks, underwear, pillows, used and unused covers, napkins... were all lying on the ground obediently.

Without their "freedom", they are just trash and pose no threat.

Walked to the empty hangar, boarded the Millennium Falcon, used the brain chip to remotely control the main console, and opened the hangar door.

The "Millennium Falcon" flew out.

The hangar door is closed.

As the Millennium Falcon drifted away, Juan looked back through the porthole.

The Star Destroyer with its anti-collision warning lights flashing looked like a huge monster.

Although it is temporarily unable to move, it has been resurrected and is no longer lifeless.

It will respond to Juan's call at any time.

After returning to the building, Juan, who accompanied Bernard to the bar, met K and Brother Fran.

K saw Bernard and came over: "Bernard, can you help me persuade Captain Solo, as long as you can take me back to the main star, I will not lose your money. I am really in a hurry."

Bernard ignored K. He ordered a bottle of vodka and drank by himself. Perhaps in his eyes, a businessman's secretary was not worth talking to.

Juan didn't know how to introduce K, "the garage manager of the Alliance Bureau of Investigation who is on the run and is trying to regain his identity." Will such an introduction make Bernard faint?

He shook his head, asked the halfling bartender for a glass of sambugar liqueur with anise oil, and sat down at the bar.

Brother Fran came over and sat next to Juan.

He took a sip of the sherry he brought and said to the air in front of him: "I want to join you."

Juan knew that the big boss was talking to him, and he was surprised: "What? Join us? What do you mean?"

Brother Fran said: "My principle in life is to join the other party if you can't beat them. This is also the secret to me rising up to become the party leader.

"You and K are in the same group, I can see it, so I am absolutely weak on this planet, so I decided that no matter what you are doing, I will join you."

Are you planning to kidnap yourself with us?

Juan thought it was a bit ridiculous, but since the person concerned cooperated, he had no reason to refuse.

He thought for a while and said: "To join us, you have to take action."

"No problem, tell me, what do you need me to do?"

"I've talked to you about the NSA. You see, they monitor important people and go so far. Now, there is a warrior named 'Snowden' who has exposed them. As an Internet celebrity, shouldn't you support me?"

?”

"Can."

Brother Fran did what he said, and soon he uploaded an article using his brain chip.

Juan knew Brother Fran’s IP address. He checked and saw that Brother Fran had indeed posted the same remarks on different platforms:

“Recently, the ‘Prism Gate’ incident revealed by Mr. Snowden has appeared on the Internet.

"Lao Fu also read it and learned that the NSA, this 'non-existent bureau', monitors important people through the backdoor of brain chips.

"I know everyone is angry, helpless, and depressed.

"Lao Fu couldn't help but say a few words, although we all know that you cannot have 100% security, 100% privacy, and 100% convenience at the same time.

“It is indeed possible that when you look at the scenery, you also need to let others see you in the scenery.

"But when you enter the password in front of the bank safe, when you get up to urinate on your lover's bed in the middle of the night, when you look in the full-length mirror and use expensive clothes to cover up your increasingly sagging belly.

"At this time, I believe that you may not be willing to share these memories with others, even if it is for your safety.

"Finally, Lao Fu calls on everyone to take a look at the 'Prism Gate' revealed by Mr. Snowden, but before taking a look, it is recommended that everyone adjust their brain chips to incognito mode."

Juan looked confused. He felt that Brother Fran seemed to have said something, but also seemed to have said nothing.

"Boss, if you write like this, can others understand it?"

"Juan, you are still too young. The key is not what I said, but what I said."

Juan still didn't understand. He stared at the liqueur in front of him and drank it all in one gulp.

After the alcohol hit his head, he felt like he understood something.

Brother Fran patted Juan on the shoulder and concluded: "Attitude, attitude determines the height, and details determine success or failure."

Juan decided to have another drink, perhaps to clear his mind a little more.

Brother Fran also agreed with Juan's decision. While drinking wine, he selflessly taught the secrets of being an official.

"You want to be evil."

"Dark belly?"

"Yes, you need to be thick-skinned."

"A dark belly means thick skin?"

"Yes, let's have another drink."

"It's a bit much."

"It's okay, have another drink, Juan, I'm telling you, being an official must pass the alcohol test."

"There's also this way of saying, OK, bartender, give me another drink."

"That's right, Juan, let me tell you, being an official is like climbing a tree."

"Climbing trees? I loved climbing trees when I was a kid."

"Then you must know what it's like to have so many people climbing a tree together."

"What does it look like? Isn't it just a bunch of people on a tree?"

"After drinking this, I'll tell you, there's a secret to it."

"Okay, I'll do it, you say."

"If you have enough alcohol, let's pour some more."

"Slow down, slow down, I just finished drinking."

"First fill it up, the glass can't be empty... That's right. Let's talk about tree climbing again. Think about it. When you climb on the trunk of the tree, look up and see if it's your butt?"

"Yes, it's the butt."

"Look down, is there a smiling face?"

"It's just a face, not necessarily a smiling face. Who is happy to smile silly at the top?"

"It's not a smiling face. Kick him down and see if the one coming up behind is a smiling face."

"No, this is too cruel, isn't it? If the person below doesn't smile at me, I will kick him?"

"Of course, you must kick, and kick hard. The harder you kick, the sweeter your successor will smile at you."

"Isn't he smiling?"

"Kick again and try another one."

"Ah, I seem to understand a little bit."

"One more drink and I'll understand better. Come on, do it."

"Fuck, then will the people above kick me?"

"Of course, so you have to smile at him, the sweeter the smile, the better."

"Laughing at his ass?"

"When you get started, you have to smile at the cold butt above you. Don't wait for the above guy to look back. If he turns around quickly and finds you not smiling, he will kick you down. So keep smiling, even if the guy above you is smiling.

Even if he’s not looking at you, you still have to smile at his butt.”

"I'm the head of the planet, and I still want to laugh at other people's butts?"

"You're young, Juan. If your planet hadn't been so remote that birds don't poop, you think you could still be sitting in this position. Someone would have pried it off. Come on, come on, drink this cup. Congratulations on your entry."

.”

"Okay, fuck, burp, so I have to be lucky that this planet is so remote that no one can poop, right?"

"Yeah, it's so remote that there's not even a planet coordinate on the Internet."

"I have it."

"You did, and you didn't tell me."

"I didn't say I wouldn't tell you, Hiccup, I was afraid that K would tell me."

"What are you talking about? I have joined you. Now we are on the same team. By the way, this deserves a toast. Come on, celebrate that we are on the same team. Cheers."

"cheers."

"For the sake of friendship, let's have another drink."
To be continued...
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