That night.
church.
The priest's rest room.
The portrait of Father Qi flashed with white light, and a dead soul bathed in the holy light flew out from it.
The souls passed through the walls, crossed the rooms one by one, and finally came to the female dean's dormitory and stopped in front of the bedside.
He looked down at the female dean's bloated body, fat cheeks, and a hint of disgust appeared on the dead soul's face. After a long time of silence, he bowed slightly, stretched out his right index finger with the holy light, and gently touched the female dean's eyebrows.
While sleeping in a daze, the female dean felt her body getting lighter and lighter, so lighter that it even floated up, floating from the earth to the holy and unparalleled paradise.
"Child, do you still know me?"
In front of the platinum gate, a pure white sacrificial robe was wearing a pure white sacrifice robe and holding a Bible in his arms. It seemed that the god who had been waiting here for a long time, smiling at the woman walking through the clouds.
"Father Qi..." The female dean widened her eyes: "What's going on?"
"After this door, it is heaven." Father Qi pointed to the Platinum Gate behind him and explained vaguely.
The female dean trembled all over and said with great excitement: "Father Qi, are you here to take me to heaven?"
Father Qi: "I am your guide, but if you want to go to heaven, you will have a little bit of merit of preaching."
The female dean's trembling body suddenly froze and asked, "What do I need to do?"
"The most successful missionary is undoubtedly to change others' homes and throw themselves into the arms of our Lord." Father Qi said: "Recently, two pagans have come to the church. As long as you can successfully preach to them, you can ascend to heaven."
The appearance of Uncle Jiu and Qin Yao flashed in the female dean's mind, and nodded heavily: "Yes, I understand, Father Qi. I will do my best to bring them into the church..."
The next day.
early morning.
The female dean brought four beautiful nuns to the outside of the ritual village without hesitation and said to a Maoshan Taoist priest who was greeting: "We are from the Dagu Village Church. I am the dean of the church. If you have something to do, please see Master Lin Jiulin and his tall apprentice."
The Taoist priest nodded and politely invited the girls to the pavilion in the courtyard, and then went to report.
After a while, Uncle Jiu took Qin Yao to the outside of the pavilion and asked directly: "Is something wrong?"
"Nothing happened..." the female dean responded.
Uncle Jiu: "???"
Why did you bring a group of disciples to do early?
"Master, although nothing happened, I have an important thing to come here this time."
"What's the matter?" Uncle Jiu looked curious.
"I'm here to save you."
"What?" Uncle Jiu was stunned.
It’s not that he looked down on the dean. In fact, in the event of danger, the dean probably can only hold back...
"You are guilty, Taoist priest." The female dean said seriously.
Uncle Jiu twitched his mouth and almost said: You are sick.
"Master, the dean is preaching to you." Fortunately, Qin Yao had watched the original movie, otherwise he might have been quarreled at this moment.
"Oh, preaching, I was scared." Uncle Jiu suddenly realized.
The female dean didn't expect that Qin Yao was actually a sensible person. She looked over and said seriously: "You are also guilty."
Qin Yao laughed silently: "What's my crime?"
The female dean shook her head: "Your sin should not be spoken by me, but by you. No matter what you have done, as long as your repentant heart is sincere enough, the omnipotent Lord can forgive you and take you on the right path."
Qin Yao had not received professional training and couldn't help laughing: "Will that mean that you don't have to pay a price to do bad things? In this way, isn't the Lord covering up the criminal?"
"Do not disrespect to the Lord." The female dean said solemnly: "The Lord can hear everything you say."
"So awesome?!"
"Of course. The Lord can not only open up the world and create all things, but also create everything with just one thought in his heart, and change the fate of sentient beings... The Lord is omnipotent and omnipresent." The female dean said devoutly.
"Are you sure the Lord can do everything?" Qin Yao said.
"Of course sure."
Qin Yao: "Okay, I ask you, can your Lord create a stone that he cannot move?"
"Of course...well???" the female dean said subconsciously, and then suddenly stopped.
What the hell is this?
Is there any problem with this problem obviously?
"Of course what?" Qin Yao asked.
The female dean was thinking wildly, but no matter what she thought, she felt that she would fall into the other person's language trap.
"Your question itself has a problem, and I can't answer it."
Qin Yao nodded and said, "Okay, I'll change another one... Can your master kill him?"
Female Dean: "…"
Can you be a person?
Qin Yao obviously planned not to be a human being, so he asked: "Is there a problem with this question? Otherwise, I will ask another one?"
The female dean was a little broken.
Where did this person get so many strange questions?
"Don't say anything more, listen to me."
Qin Yao spread his hands and said, "But, you are preaching. If you can't solve my doubts, how can you be considered preaching?"
The female dean was speechless.
"Okay, OK, both of you take a step back. Qin Yao, don't force the dean, and you don't say preaching. The dean is different, and you don't plan to each other, there is nothing to say." Uncle Jiu waved his hand and shouted, "Little zombie, I'm going to entertain guests."
In the lobby, the little zombie carefully protected the tea set, tried to move her legs, walked over, and raised the tray to Qin Yao.
For him, it was not that he could not walk, but that he was not comfortable when he walked.
Just like someone jumping forward, it is definitely not as comfortable as walking.
"Wow, it's so cute!" Just as Qin Yao took the tray, the four girls immediately surrounded the little zombies, and bursts of aunty smiles appeared on their faces.
The little zombies were frightened by their enthusiasm and stayed motionless.
"What's your name?"
"Are you really a zombie?"
"Why aren't you afraid of the sun?"
...
Qin Yao put down the tea set, squeezed away the girls, leaned over and carried the little zombie up, and said condescendingly: "Hey, ladies and nuns, you should be a little more restrained, so that our children are so scared that their faces are pale."
Four nuns: “…”
If they weren't blind, the little zombie's face would have been white, right?
Outside the pavilion.
The disciples are making trouble.
Inside the pavilion.
The female dean looked at Uncle Jiu without blinking: "Master, you should really consider my words carefully. You have wisdom. Once you put yourself in the arms of the Lord, you will definitely go to heaven in the future."
"Drink tea, drink tea..." Uncle Jiu didn't listen to what she said at all, and pushed the hot tea to her.
Seeing that he had this attitude, the female dean sighed slightly.
Sure enough, it is not that easy to go to heaven.
Chapter completed!