Chapter 16 Yu Linlang! You fart!
Chapter 16 Yu Linlang! You farted!
Shen Yaowei simply sat down next to Yu Linlang and continued to ask: "It's like my eldest brother, second brother, third brother, fourth brother and fifth brother. Why are they divided into 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5? Yu Linlang, I don't understand."
Yu Linlang looked at Shen Yaowei.
The girl's expression was confused and ignorant, and she looked like the purest jade, untainted by worldly dust.
But the words that came out of her little mouth caused a huge mental attack on her.
She was dying of pain, but this fool was still struggling with her about questions one, two, three and four!
How could there be an idiot who can't even tell the difference between three and four?!
Yu Linlang gritted her teeth to keep herself silent. Only in this way could she hold back her anger and not call Shen Yaowei a fool.
"Yu Linlang, if everyone can be divided into one, two, three and four, who do you think you are?"
As Shen Yaowei's last word fell, there was only a crisp sound.
An indescribable smell of rotten egg gas quickly filled the car.
Shen Yaowei suddenly jumped up from her seat, opened the distance between her and Yu Linlang, pinched her nose with her little hands, and looked at her with a horrified look on her face: "Yu Linlang! You farted!"
The clear and sweet sound was very loud and came directly from the carriage.
The driver who was driving the carriage stumbled and almost fell off the carriage.
Yu Linlang's face flushed red, her hands clenched tightly into fists, and she was almost filled with shame that she had never felt before.
The most terrifying thing was that she felt another wave of gas condensing in her abdomen, and she frantically wanted to get out...
"Shen Yaowei, sit down and shut up." Yu Linlang closed her eyes and said in a hoarse voice.
She can't move now, otherwise something will happen.
She didn't even want to talk to Shen Yaowei about one, two, three, four and farts, she was afraid that she would be angry to death.
"Yu Linlang, didn't you say you were a fairy before?" Shen Yao blinked her big dark eyes slightly, looking at Yu Linlang as if she had discovered a new world, "I heard Zi Yun tell a story before, and the story mentioned fairies. He drinks dew and never farts..."
"Shen Yaowei, why are you peeking at me?!" Yu Linlang was about to collapse.
She has a habit of looking in the mirror for half an hour every day and telling herself that she is a fairy to maintain her self-confidence.
This habit is also her secret.
Only she knows.
Following Yu Linlang's excitement, there were two more bangs.
This time, the carriage seemed to be filled with a hazy smoke, and the smell wafted directly out of the carriage.
Just at this time, the carriage stopped steadily.
Shen Yaowei couldn't wait to get off the carriage, took a big breath of fresh air, and then said in a loud voice to Yu Linlang who dared not get out of the carriage: "Yu Linlang, don't continue to fart in my carriage. It stinks!”
The sound was so loud that the guards guarding outside Shen's mansion heard it clearly and all looked at the carriage.
Yu Linlang in the carriage wished she could die on the spot.
Her face was as red as a cooked shrimp, and she was so embarrassed that she almost touched her toes on the ground.
"Damn fool, damn fool!!" A low curse escaped from Yu Linlang's mouth. She wanted to calm down in the carriage, but her stomach pain became more and more severe, and she was accompanied by a crazy desire to release. impulse.
Shen Yao looked at Yu Linlang with a red face and half of her body emerged from the carriage, and said with a smile: "Yu Linlang, you are so powerful! I have never seen anyone who can fart with such a loud sound! It's like shooting off a cannon!"
ps: Shen Yaowei: What is the real fairy? Anyway, it’s not Yu Linlang who farts in someone else’s carriage. Family members, please remember to check in and leave a message in the book circle to vote. Those who have book coins will give it to me. If you don’t have books, It’s a great compliment to the coin, okay?
Chapter completed!