Want to be a girl’s awesome joke

Author: Xiangdongxiangdong

"What?"

"I suspect Yan Bugui is pimping Jia Zhang."

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Ward day!

An old teacher in his fifties was pimping an old godly woman who was nearly sixty years old.

This is indeed a Qinman Siheyuan.

Li Weidong frowned: "Do you have evidence? You can't talk nonsense about this kind of thing."

"I know, you think I'm stupid."

Qin Huairu rolled her eyes, "I followed them twice, but they always went out at night, in the dark. Halfway through, I, a woman, got a little scared, and they ran away."

As she spoke, Qin Huairu assumed the posture of a little woman and snuggled up to Li Donglai's chest, like a little kitten.

Li Weidong reached out and smoothed her black hair.

"Don't be anxious about this kind of thing. As long as they continue to do it, they will always catch you."

"Uh-huh."

Qin Huairu nodded: "By the way, Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian came to the compound two days ago and had a quarrel with Liu Haizhong."

"Because of what?"

"It's not about the Liu family's property. Before Liu Haizhong, Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian's grandfather passed away, he handed a family heirloom to Liu Haizhong and declared that all three grandchildren would have a share in the treasure. Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian

I was afraid that Liu Haizhong would leave the treasure to Liu Guangqi alone, so I came to cause trouble."

Qin Huairu, a great master, is quite qualified and he learned the scene vividly.

The two brothers Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian hugged each other this time and had a fight with Liu Haizhong.

Although Liu Haizhong is a seventh-level blacksmith, he wields a big hammer in the workshop all day long, and his strength is extremely strong.

but.

Boxing is afraid of young people.

The bangs actually suffered a loss.

He was pushed to the ground by brothers Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian and beaten severely.

"Brothers Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian have been abused by Liu Haizhong for so many years. Now that the two brothers have jobs, they will definitely take revenge."

Thirty minutes later.

Qin Huairu looked pale and rested for a while before she recovered.

He stretched out his fingers to draw circles on Li Weidong's chest and murmured in a low voice: "I can't live without you, what should I do?"

In Li Weidong, she experienced a lot of happiness that she had never experienced before.

Li Weidong rubbed her little face and changed the topic: "How are you at home recently?"

When Qin Huairu heard this, she lay obediently on Li Weidong's chest and whispered.

"Xiao Dang and Xiao Huaihua are quite well-behaved. They go to and from school on time every day. Although their grades are average, I don't need to worry too much.

It’s just that the stick figure is really disturbing.

At midnight last night, I got up and went to the latrine, and accidentally saw Bangjie wearing Qin Jingru's floral skirt, spinning in circles in front of the mirror.

She looks like a little girl.

The next day, I secretly asked Bangge about this.

Bangge said that he didn’t know why, he just liked to wear girls’ clothes.

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"." Li Weidong was silent.

Qin Huairu sighed, and then said: "Actually, after Banggeng cut off his own penis, I felt that he was very different from before."

"My voice is getting louder and shriller, and I always like to curl my fingers when pinching chopsticks."

She raised her little face with a worried expression: "Brother Wei Dong, tell me, will Bangge become a girl because she no longer has Niu Zi?"

"It is possible that the old man surnamed Jiang who lives in the courtyard behind us is the eunuch of the previous dynasty. You can see that he talks and does things like a girl." Li Weidong smoked a cigarette and said slowly.

Qin Huairu knew Old Man Jiang, and she couldn't help but shudder when she thought of Banggeng becoming like Old Man Jiang.

"What can we do? If Bangge becomes like that, our Jia family will have no shame in staying in the courtyard."

"Also, when Bangge grows up in the future, he won't be able to work."

Li Weidong nodded in agreement: "Yes, there is no emperor in the Forbidden City now, and there is no need for anyone to serve him."

Qin Huairu frowned slightly, raised his head and said depressedly: "Brother Wei Dong, I'm serious. I have all these awesome things in my heart and it's driving me crazy."

"Bo"

Seeing Qin Huairu become serious, Li Weidong sat up, lit another cigarette, took a puff, and said slowly.

"We had a Peking Opera troupe in the capital two years ago, and the conditions are good enough for me to be a female lead."

"Now it's windy and rainy, and it's impossible to walk on the Danjiao road."

As he spoke, Li Weidong stared directly at Qin Huairu: "So the only way is to fight!"

"Hit?" Qin Huairu was confused.

Li Weidong nodded: "Yes, a small tree will not grow straight if it is not repaired, and a tree will not grow straight if a person does not repair it. Bangge is now at the age of becoming a useful person. If his bad habits are not corrected, then he will be finished in his life. You don't want to either

Let Banggeng become Old Man Jiang?"

"If you don't want to, if you don't want to, you have to fight. You have to fight."

Qin Huairu murmured a few words, leaned into Li Weidong's arms, and said happily: "I'm sorry for you this time, otherwise I really don't know what to do with the stick!"

Li Weidong said calmly: "Sister Qin, the relationship between the two of us is out of date if you say this."

"Yes." Qin Huairu lowered her head to look at the close relationship between the two of them, with a smile on her lips: "There is hot water at home, how about I help you take a bath?"

"That's perfect. I came back this time just to take a shower." Li Weidong nodded.

"You wait, I'll carry the hot water bottles." Qin Huairu got out of bed naked and brought two hot water bottles in the blink of an eye.

After cleaning up, the two chatted for a while. Seeing that it was getting late, Li Weidong stood up and left.

Walking to the main room, Qin Huairu hugged Li Weidong from behind: "You still want to go to the machinery factory? I really can't bear to let you go."

"Well, it will take about a week." Li Weidong patted the back of her hand gently: "Do you remember what I just told you?"

"Yeah, yeah, keep an eye on Mrs. Jia Zhang and beat her up." Qin Huairu nodded obediently.

Li Weidong turned around and hugged her gently: "Then I will come back next time to see the effect."

"Ang, don't worry." Qin Huairu raised her face.

The two chatted and laughed again, and then Li Weidong returned home with a tired pace.

The wooden door was locked tightly with a large rusty iron lock. It seemed that Yu Li had not returned yet.

Li Weidong took out the key from his waist and inserted it into the big iron lock.

Snap.

The iron lock opens.

With a slight push, the door opened.

There was no one in the house.

Li Weidong boiled a pot of hot water, went to the cubicle, and rinsed it again.

After washing up, Yu Li's brisk footsteps could be heard outside.

"Brother Wei Dong, are you back?"

"How did you know?"

"I saw your bicycle at the door."

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Hugging Yu Li tightly, Li Weidong found that she was missing today and her waist seemed to have gained weight again.

"Brother Wei Dong, is my belly a little bigger again?" Yu Li's face was wrinkled, a little aggrieved.

"My belly is big because I'm about to give birth to a baby."

Seeing this situation, Li Weidong quickly comforted her and said: "A celebrity once said: A woman is most beautiful when she is pregnant!"

"Which celebrity?" Yu Li tilted her head and thought for a long time, but couldn't think of anything.
To be continued...